Ybor Strip (back in the day)
I use to go over to Tampa for business and always stopped at the Ybor Strip Club. That was before the 6 foot rule and all that BS. You use to be able to get a BBBJCIM for less than a C note there. Times sure have changed.
Beating the bush at Ybor Strip
Well I took one for the team. I was at YS last winter and was offered the goodies for a some what reasonable price. Yesterday, not much was on the menu, and it was rediculously priced. Course that was only one dancer, but couldn't see wasting a bunch of money experimenting (cause I didn't have it, haha). Just in case it was a non-typical event the chich was a blond who claims to be a massuese, 34s, long hair, bout 5-6, on the day shift.
The Strip, been a while ?
Went to the place this afternoon , the girl at the door said i looked familiar.
Whoa ! , don't like it when that happens , she the proceded to tell me she has not seen me in a while and told me to have a good time .
( probably management tells them to say this)
I figured since she started in on me, i would play along because i sure do not remember her .
I asked her if she new about a few girls who used to be there.
I proceeded to ask and then a few guys came in the place , so i just mosied on in on my own .
I walked along ,most of the girls were sitting down chatting or day dreaming of the ho on stage .(( did you ever notice the way these chicks look at the chicks on stage ))
I walked and found a cute little number with huge flesh kegs .
I almost could not resist to talk to her so i did .
Tried to get the low down in there ,,shit i even asked her strait up if she spits or swallows and she said you wont get that in here from me .
I said ok,, i will cut my losses MOVE ON ..EXCUSE ME !!
I ordered up a drink $$$$ and sat back watched the show and was approched in ten mins by 3 girls 2 of wich were uglyer than the next .
Chance would have it, the ugly latina said to me she can get me off in less than a minute or it is on me ...???
You know , i would actualy have taken her up on that but it would have been of no benifit to me because i was not interested in her .. nor turning to stone or having nightmares for a month
BAD ENOUGH I AM HOMO PHOB
SUCKED DOWN MY DRINK ,I said no thank you,, and headed for the door and more than likely ( MORE OF THE MORE ) I NEEDED A SHMOG
I will never go back ,that place will never be the same without Ricky , Samantha , Kaitlynn, ETC.......been a while huh ? now you know why !!!...Stay Safe all.RDD
valrico , brandon bikini club............
I saw on the news a couple of months ago that they are opening a bikini club either in Valrico or Brandon area on route 60.
Is that club opened yet?
If so, what part of Route 60 will it be on?