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Stopped by here about a week ago. Older (50 ish) masseuse. Decent massage, standard ending. I'm fairly new to the area, any info on AMPs proving table shower? Bejing Spa perhaps?

[QUOTE=Smith0;2556861]Stopped by here about a week ago. Older (50 ish) masseuse. Decent massage, standard ending. I'm fairly new to the area, any info on AMPs proving table shower? Bejing Spa perhaps?[/QUOTE]Posh Spa which was reported closed, and 5 Star which looked closed last weekend (she often closes / vacations in the summer) both offer table showers. Posh at a $20 extra charge, 5 Star at no charge.

So word was that Posh was closed due to a visit by her Uncle LEO. Suddenly after about four months Posh is advertising on Criagslist, anybody have any info?

Posh is open, Coco says she was in Taiwan.

This may not be the right spot, but since Yuma is so close, thought I'd ask. Staying up near Quartzite and going to Algodones once a month. Does anyone have a recommendation as to a good massage with HE? Looking to stay away from the Green Door. Appreciate any info.

Chessi69.

[QUOTE=Old20;2685549]Posh is open, Coco says she was in Taiwan.[/QUOTE]Is coco good looking?

[QUOTE=Chessi69;2695543]This may not be the right spot, but since Yuma is so close, thought I'd ask. Staying up near Quartzite and going to Algodones once a month. Does anyone have a recommendation as to a good massage with HE? Looking to stay away from the Green Door. Appreciate any info.

Chessi69.[/QUOTE]Try Paradise Massage - $40 to the house and everything else negotiable in the back.

[QUOTE=Jenkins;2816001]Try Paradise Massage - $40 to the house and everything else negotiable in the back.[/QUOTE]I have searched for paradise and have struck out. Can you fill me in on its location? Thanks.

Chessi69.

And I was disappointed. I went to the following:

Beijing Spa on 710 W 16th St. The MMS turned out to also be the masseuse. She was older looking, and body type as just below average. Did not speak a lick of english. She gave a decent massage, but on the flip when she asked if I wanted a HE, I decided not to because I wanted to save my load for a better looking chick.

Gold Asian Spa on 2380 S Madison Ave. The MMS also turned out to be the masseuse. Same situation where it was a older lady, kind of reminded me of my mom. Of course not a turn on and no attraction for me. She gave a really good massage, but that was about it. Same here for when the time came for a happy ending, I declined.

I was in Yuma for 2 weeks for business, and did not enjoy my AMP experience here. Maybe the other ones I will try out the next time I am in town. Will see and post more of my experience if I do.

Sure hope there is pussy available in Yuma. I like AMP's and escorts. I will check it out and report back. Hope there is something to report.

[QUOTE=InTight;3379513]Sure hope there is pussy available in Yuma. I like AMP's and escorts. I will check it out and report back. Hope there is something to report.[/QUOTE][URL]http://yuma.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/sweet-asian-massage-best-value-in-town-five-star-massage/44249425[/URL]

Teasing and HE followed by TS. . 5 + . 4.

[QUOTE=AsianLoverMan;3410396][URL]http://yuma.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/sweet-asian-massage-best-value-in-town-five-star-massage/44249425[/URL]

Teasing and HE followed by TS. . 5 + . 4.[/QUOTE]What is TS. Does she get nude, allow DATY or maybe FS.

[QUOTE=InTight;3412720]What is TS. Does she get nude, allow DATY or maybe FS.[/QUOTE]Table Shower.

[QUOTE=InTight;3412720]What is TS. Does she get nude, allow DATY or maybe FS.[/QUOTE]TS is table shower. Allows groping but don't think FS is on the table.

[QUOTE=AsianLoverMan;3410396][URL]http://yuma.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/sweet-asian-massage-best-value-in-town-five-star-massage/44249425[/URL]

Teasing and HE followed by TS. . 5 + . 4.[/QUOTE]Actually you can get 30 minutes for $30 and a TS before or after. Normal HE can be had for $30, $80 for BJ, FS not available.

Desert Rose has stopped the legitimate act it is a HE AMP.

There is an LMT looking for a Sugar Daddy on SA. If anybody knows which one I'm talking about, I'd like to know where she works (PM me), she is pretty nice looking and I actually like legitimate massages.

Passing through I had a little dream in Yuma. As a walk-in, I had to wait 15 minutes for the previous guy to finish. Once I was on the table, there was a wet spot I put my hand on. It was probably spooge and I was really annoyed at that point. I took some of the clean towels and covered the table. The massage was really good, I'm not going to lie, this was a good rub. On the flip, someone called her to ask if she was available (I could hear everything). She said 20 minutes and the guy said I'll see you in 20 minutes. She resumes with me. I took a long time due to her technique that is virtually nonexistent. I tried under the skirt with my hand to find out she was wearing two underwear! The top pair were like cheerleading bloomers, thick with a lot of fabric. Anyways, after five minutes she didn't want to try anymore and just kept pacing around talking to herself and saying she had another appointment. This is the FIRST time, I ever had to finish myself. I was super pissed. When I'm putting on my clothes, she called the number that had called her previously. Poor guy. At first, he didn't know what she was saying, she kept saying "you come visit me now" and the guy said "I'm not going" and then hung up. I laughed at the situation on the inside but tossed my. 4 and ran out. F this place but the. 4 cover price is decent for the quality rub but not the tug.

[URL]http://yuma.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/hot-and-lovely-_-asian-girls-_waiting-for-you/15823875[/URL]

[QUOTE=DkPersonal;3752692]Passing through I had a little dream in Yuma. As a walk-in, I had to wait 15 minutes for the previous guy to finish. Once I was on the table, there was a wet spot I put my hand on. It was probably spooge and I was really annoyed at that point. I took some of the clean towels and covered the table. The massage was really good, I'm not going to lie, this was a good rub. On the flip, someone called her to ask if she was available (I could hear everything). She said 20 minutes and the guy said I'll see you in 20 minutes. She resumes with me. I took a long time due to her technique that is virtually nonexistent. I tried under the skirt with my hand to find out she was wearing two underwear! The top pair were like cheerleading bloomers, thick with a lot of fabric. Anyways, after five minutes she didn't want to try anymore and just kept pacing around talking to herself and saying she had another appointment. This is the FIRST time, I ever had to finish myself. I was super pissed. When I'm putting on my clothes, she called the number that had called her previously. Poor guy. At first, he didn't know what she was saying, she kept saying "you come visit me now" and the guy said "I'm not going" and then hung up. I laughed at the situation on the inside but tossed my. 4 and ran out. F this place but the. 4 cover price is decent for the quality rub but not the tug.

[URL]http://yuma.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/hot-and-lovely-_-asian-girls-_waiting-for-you/15823875[/URL][/QUOTE]I have been here, I remember the underwear as well. Luckily I did not have to finish myself. Won't be going back unless staff changes. I have had better luck at Desert Rose. Staff is older than I'd like but the service has been great.

[QUOTE=Spardelf;3753459]I have been here, I remember the underwear as well. Luckily I did not have to finish myself. Won't be going back unless staff changes. I have had better luck at Desert Rose. Staff is older than I'd like but the service has been great.[/QUOTE]These are near each other on the same side of the street. Do they both offer a HE?

[QUOTE=Panache;3753785]These are near each other on the same side of the street. Do they both offer a HE?[/QUOTE]Yes they are both on the same side of 4th Ave and yes HE available at both.

I'm a snowbird and hang around Yuma most of the winter. I thought I knew all the parlors but the other day I noticed two near Avenue A, both flying large banners that said MASSAGE. One was on the north side of 24th just east of A, and the other was on 16th, about a block and a half east of A, on the south side of the street. Any info on these joints?

[QUOTE=Nomadica;4060942]...the other day I noticed two near Avenue A, both flying large banners that said MASSAGE....[/QUOTE]

I decided to try the joint on 24th. When I entered the lobby a short and wide woman was in the hallway she came out and I saw she was in a skin tight dress with a bunch of cutouts showing flesh I'd rather not see. And her face was. Bad. I almost walked out but, hell, sometimes the old ugly ones have the best skills. I could always close my eyes. She left me in a room and I got ready. She came back and proceeded with a mediocre rub. When she got to my butt and thighs she avoided the best parts. Sigh, another waste of money. But after the hot towel she started teasing my sack and crack. Ah, okay. When I flipped, oh, it was a different woman. Younger, in much better shape, not hard to look at. Alright! She continued teasing and tickling, which I really enjoy. I hate the ones who just start jerking away to get it over with. She allowed some OTC touching. I blew, she mopped me up and continued with more massage. No haggling for a tip. I gave her forty.

I recently visited LA, and after a strip club visit I decided I needed to get something and quick. I have never Really entertained the idea of getting something at a massage parlor before but I also wasn't against it. I quickly found this page and started my investigation. I had no experience, no confidence, nothing to base this off, so I just kinda gave up. Then today I realized I needed a good massage. I looked up massage parlors near me and found one. Wasn't any spa I believe had been listed here but I thought what the heck, try it. I called to make sure they were open and this Chinese woman picked up, very poor English. Kept calling me baby, and I have heard That before, so I kinda got excited. I got there and asked if she took care, but as soon as I got there she started calling me baby and hugging me and feeling me all up and I'm like whoa, and I saw the price for a one hour massage, a bit expensive compared to what I heard of, so I thought it was just a legit place. Then she takes me back and starts asking for the card I want to use and I can't understand what she's saying but she's motioning towards my penis, and I'm like yeah okay, and she brings me back the receipt and I see what it was, double what I paid for the 60 minutes, and I'm like what's this?? And then she grabbed my penis and then I suddenly realized what is happening. I said okay and laid down on the table, she did a pretty good job all around, slapped my ass a few more times than I'd like, but upon the flip over she started massaging my upper chest area and then started to give me a HJ which I kinda expected more maybe a CBJ or something like that but whatever I said as I tried to get something out of that. Very old lady. Probably 45-50 year old. I wasn't expecting something like this so I didn't ask who was working or if anyone else was working but hey, it was my first time!

I'm noticing a lot of AMP's popping up all over town. Anyone with any recent experiences? I know there were some reports before but they're a little dated. Moe.

[QUOTE=MemoeNasty;4544024]I'm noticing a lot of AMP's popping up all over town. Anyone with any recent experiences? I know there were some reports before but they're a little dated. Moe.[/QUOTE]The place on 4th Ave extension is the best. Body motion? Really good time there.

Mei mei and Beijing are run by same crew, they switch employees back and forth ehh it's OK.

Desert rose is small menu, older women.

Posh had a bad smell and a older woman working, did not stay.

Five star has same lily from forever ago boring.

[QUOTE=Spardelf;4565333]The place on 4th Ave extension is the best. Body motion? Really good time there.[/QUOTE]So, I'm thinking about giving one a try. Can you say a little more about prices? Services? Thanks.

Whenever I am in Yuma and feel randy I just pop over to Los Algodones.

It's cheaper and you can get pretty much whatever you desire there.

But that's just me.

[QUOTE=PocoPene;4665573]Whenever I am in Yuma and feel randy I just pop over to Los Algodones.

It's cheaper and you can get pretty much whatever you desire there.

But that's just me.[/QUOTE]I'm going to hit up these 2 places in Los Alg soon. I have family in town til the end of March and then I'm going to go. I know it's not Tijuana but I do need to check these places out. Any info you could share on your experiences for someone who has never been would be much appreciated. Also, if anybody can recommend any good restaurants there would be cool too. Thinking of taking the family down for eats and drinks but no putas for them. Moe.

[QUOTE=PocoPene;4665573]Whenever I am in Yuma and feel randy I just pop over to Los Algodones.

It's cheaper and you can get pretty much whatever you desire there.

But that's just me.[/QUOTE]I went for the first time last weekend and had an amazing time. The clubs were filled with beautiful and very friendly young women.

How long does it take to cross the border? I was thinking of parking and just walking across, but I want to make sure I don't get stuck in Mexico.

[QUOTE=Mmm5464;4680956]How long does it take to cross the border? I was thinking of parking and just walking across, but I want to make sure I don't get stuck in Mexico.[/QUOTE]I got to the road that leads to the border crossing at about 8 pm on a Friday night and I had to wait in line for about 35 minutes to get to the parking lot. My advice is to get there closer to noon so you don't have to worry about the time. I had planned to stay overnight so it wasn't an issue for me.

There is no check on the way into Mexico once you park, but there is the usual border check on the way back into the US. I was able to cross using just my driver license. I'm getting a passport though just so I don't have problems in the future.

[QUOTE=Mmm5464;4680956]How long does it take to cross the border? I was thinking of parking and just walking across, but I want to make sure I don't get stuck in Mexico.[/QUOTE]Going over is just a matter of walking through takes like 5-10 minutes depending. Not long. Getting back is usually pretty quick too depending on the season. Lot of snowbirds go over for lunch or whatever this time of year so it can take up to 1/2 hour to get back but not usually.

As far as getting lost in Mexico when you step across the border you are basically in the middle of everything. There are pharmacies, optometrists, and dentists all over the place. Several restaurants, couple of strip club / whorehouse combos, and several restaurants. Lots of street vendors too.

Very safe there. It ain't Tijuana.

All the talk about Los Algodones here reminded me that there's a sister site of this one. Look here for info about Los Algodones:

[URL]http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?434-Los-Algodones-[/URL](near-Yuma).

N

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Yeah, I have an account on ISG. I'm waiting for the bitcoin I just bought to become available in my wallet so I can buy a subscription and make some posts. I've had a really good time in Los Algodones and met a girl I've been seeing more or less every Friday night for todo de noche. I'm hoping to get one more night in before the shit hits the fan down there.

Read through the threads and figured this was the place to go. Dropped by around 2 pm and no one was around. Nina met me at the door and took me to a room. Bottom line, I had a great time. House fee was 60 and full fun was available. Would definitely recommend.

[QUOTE=Eeyore007;5597389]Read through the threads and figured this was the place to go. Dropped by around 2 pm and no one was around. Nina met me at the door and took me to a room. Bottom line, I had a great time. House fee was 60 and full fun was available. Would definitely recommend.[/QUOTE]Julie at VIP then Natural Care was the best deal Yuma ever had. She was a gorgeous early 30 something Vietnamese and had quite a natural body with C Cups and had skills providing GFE. Came out of Nevada, drove a Porsche, and as I predicted the first time I met her became bored with Yuma and left. I would rate Julie a 10+ and Nina is comparatively a 6 in all categories.

Hello. Traveling to Yuma next week. I've been to several AMPs. I went to the Body Motion in November and when I asked for a massage, they looked at me as if I had worms growing out of my head. The lady said we don't do massages. Am I missing something? Thank you in ADVANCE for your help.