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[QUOTE=PipeFather;3061706]If I'm paying hundreds of dollars, then obv I'm expecting a great looking girl with great service but this is a completely different discussion. We are talking about girls in the BP range where you can't always have the best of both worlds, in this case I put priority on looks over service.

I'm 20 yrs old, perhaps this will help you understand my rationale. Plus, I have a gf that provides all the perks you speak of. We see providers for different reasons, in the end it comes down to different strokes for different folks.[/QUOTE]I'm in my early 30's. The only reason for paying or being in this hobby is because I wanted something quick or I wanted to bang someone hot. I think I could hook up with an average looking woman if I actually tried. I could get a hotter looking girl if I put in the effort. I'm busy with work and switching jobs. Once I have something more stable I'll go back to being in a relationship.

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Candi should be avoided. Been in contact with her for at least a month. She posts that she does incalls at North and Long. Finally went to sleep and had a dream since she had a holiday special going. 80 roses for quick dates. 150 and supposedly you could creampie during short stay. I get there and I'm assuming the guy there was pimp or boyfriend. And he says he's the one that I was texting. He says just go with her but there's no sex. She puts on hat which I then had to tell her that there was so supposed to be no hat. She said she wasn't aware of that arrangement, and "that's just how life goes". So at this point in the dream I say "you must not care about keeping regulars". She claimed she already had those. But right after she tell me shhh. And takes off the hat and proceeds to BBBJ. No CIM though. She claimed it was her time of the month so just singing into the mic. Avoid avoid.

Her singing into the MIC sucked too. I'm a bigger guy buy dam I think I felt teeth.

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I was interested in the first post. There were warning signs throughout. Called and they hung up. Text back, not discreet at all with prices and "full service" all in caps. I've seen dumb girls that ddnt know better before. Decided to check it out anyway. Asked if pics real, they text yes. Kept asking how much I had? Huge warning sign


Building is all dark, no lights at all. There's no way I'm going to go inside. What looks like a hobby guy walks out. I figure it's ok. But I think deep down I know something is obviously wrong, but I go in anyway. Beyond stupid

A tall, somewhat muscular Latino with a trimmed beard pops out of nowhere behind me and says "hey, bro!" As he grabs me by the back of the neck. I break free and yell "I'm a fcking cop!" And I get out of there. Not running out, but not with my usual slow pace either. I continue to yell out cop stuff "yeah, bring them in! Bring the dogs too! We got them!

Get to my car, drive a safe distance away, and post to warn all you its out there.

Be safe. And be smarter than I was tonight.

They post fake pics and try to beat your $ out of you if you try to leave. Not tonight, you motherfkrs.[/QUOTE]Cute girl but not a superstar that would make you think TGTBT, nice butt therefore I would expect the ad to say no A. A. Men and have the incall up north in decent part of the city so as not to scare mongers from responding to their ad.

To say that you thought quickly on you feet Mr. Charmo is an understatement the cop talk made them hesitate long enough for you to get away, so defintely glad you're safe.

To close a call. Good it ended well.

[QUOTE=Wirelessone;3062301]Cute girl but not a superstar that would make you think TGTBT, nice butt therefore I would expect the ad to say no A. A. Men and have the incall up north in decent part of the city so as not to scare mongers from responding to their ad.

To say that you thought quickly on you feet Mr. Charmo is an understatement the cop talk made them hesitate long enough for you to get away, so defintely glad you're safe.[/QUOTE]

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I found her BP, just did # Google to get a link for this post.

Had a dream in Maywood. I know as well as anyone that anything could go down in an area like that, but things went kinda smoothly while I dreamt.

The girl was smoking hot from the curb and I really thought it was too good to be true. Up close she's still hot, but wears a wig and is su per petite and young. Really tight body with small cups and a juicy booty for a short athletic girl. If I had to guess she is no older than 24. Nice sweet girl, BJ was lame, no real effort, but she takes a drilling well. Assumes any position without gripe. That along with the looks makes up for a lame BJ.

The price point is right for that neighborhood I guess, LOL! F. S. $50.

She has been on my radar. I haven't found any reviews. Has anyone seen Erica from Lincoln Park?

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I tried searching for this provider on our site here, but didn't find anything. Was wondering if anyone has a review that they are willing to share. I contacted her a couple of times but no response so far.

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BTW, while searching through this site here, I ran into very good reviews of another Jordan (Jordan Lexi). Not sure what she looks like but I just contacted her too. In the meantime, if any of her fans here would like to share information, that will be appreciated.

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Had a dream in Maywood. I know as well as anyone that anything could go down in an area like that, but things went kinda smoothly while I dreamt.

The price point is right for that neighborhood I guess, LOL! F. S. $50.[/QUOTE]As long she is cool with good attitude and not a ghetto kind of chick, it may work out if the pickup and drop off is nothing to worry neighborhood wise.

At $50 plus a $30 short stay hotel sounds reasonable for a couple of hours. If she can do multiple shots, that may spice it up.

Did you take her to a hotel?

[QUOTE=INeedSome;3061971]Nevermind. Here is the link.

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[QUOTE=INeedSome;3062986]I tried searching for this provider on our site here, but didn't find anything. Was wondering if anyone has a review that they are willing to share. I contacted her a couple of times but no response so far.

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BTW, while searching through this site here, I ran into very good reviews of another Jordan (Jordan Lexi). Not sure what she looks like but I just contacted her too. In the meantime, if any of her fans here would like to share information, that will be appreciated.[/QUOTE]Don't waste your time.

[QUOTE=MoneyT;3063126]Don't waste your time.[/QUOTE]Thanks MoneyT. I will keep looking elsewhere.

[QUOTE=ZeroDark13;3061163]She and her boyfriend / pimp tried to rob me with a knife. I pulled out my 38 carry piece, and they ran. Idiots.[/QUOTE]They need to be smarter. Punch the number into Facebook and you can find out all about her.

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[QUOTE=SamSinger;3063002]As long she is cool with good attitude and not a ghetto kind of chick, it may work out if the pickup and drop off is nothing to worry neighborhood wise.

At $50 plus a $30 short stay hotel sounds reasonable for a couple of hours. If she can do multiple shots, that may spice it up.

Did you take her to a hotel?[/QUOTE]Kinda of a 2 flat deal. People heard walking upstairs, middle floor was kind of empty and that's where the deed is done.

Kind of got the feeling she is not independent, but like I said attitude was good, shy, but good. Not push back or stink eye.