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[QUOTE=AlphaMke;3479694]Saw Kirby recently. Pros- resembles her pics, low cost, tries to please and accommodate. Cons- possible management, bad at riding, could look a little better. I didn't know if I'd ever see Kirby because I knew her from school years ago. Then I figured there's no way shel remember me and saw her anyways. Iv always been surprised how attractive everyone found her, I guess backpage standards she's above average but you guys make her sound Summerfest beautiful. If I saw her at the mall she would get a solid 6. 5, for backpage maybe she's a 7. 4. Anyways, saw her at a motel on highway 100, the most important thing to me after safety is the vibe. I park where she tells me to, then there's a black guy in a mini van just sitting there (he was there when I came out) so that threw me off, especially where she told me to park, he was in a good look out spot. I went through with it anyways. Then when I'm in there she has so much stuff I'm thinking, could you even fit this all in a car, you might need 'a van' LOL. So the vibe was a little off but right away she tries to accommodate and asks me what I like and dislike. Never had someone care so much. Her prices are sooo cheap $1 for hh. The service was okay, unless a chick is riding I don't care what she does or doesn't do (I always tell them I don't need no damn faking) she wasn't that good at riding but not the worst. Started mish, pounded it doggy til her legs hurt and then finished me by riding. She also stated that she allows multiple pops at no upcharge, which is something I want when I find me a regular. For Kirby, I probably won't repeat unless I'm in a pinch. The vibe is still a little off.

Alpha.[/QUOTE]I almost 100% agree with you on the rating scale. Except I would downgrade half a point to point. Probably same black dude was watching me. I even waived to him and threw up the peace sign. I always hate when they are just chilling there because I feel like they are going to smash my windows and grab my stuff.

I personally think she is lazy as hell. She rode me for like 2 minutes and then complained about being tired and her legs hurting and asked if I could do mish. I said now made her lay on her side with her legs scissor and I straddled her leg and went to town. Favorite position. Pic attached.

I always go in with the mentality of trying to multipop. But when service is just blah then I just pack up and leave and tell them next time.

Michelle is what she tells me her name was. I'm guessing early thirties at the most, maybe even younger, medium build nice rack, at least 36 D if not a little larger. Easy contact, I called got texted the address and donation. Apt. Set up, text when I arrived. I'm not very familiar with that area so finding the right building was a little bit of a challenge but not bad. Got buzzed in and this is when it got interesting for me. As I came down the stairs she peaked out the door and let me enter. She looked so familiar I was a little concerned she was someone I had seen before at a infamous notel on 108th. I really didn't want to see that person again and the resemblance was uncaning. I saw that person once again at another hotel on S27th and bailed " once was enough". She assured me it was not her and was persuasive in getting me to stay after talking to her a bit I could tell there was a difference. Younger, prettier but the resemblance was still on my mind. I asked if donation covered everything and she replied tips are appreciated. I've been running into upselling or donation only covers massage so I'm skeptical again. She assured me that " no please stay, tipping is optional". Lead me to the room and ask me to get ready. Placed the donation on the dresser $. 6 hr and the nice thing the room had it's own little bathroom and since I had a bit of a drive that was convenient. She came back in the room and had changed into a cute little dress asked me to get on the bed face down and gave me about a fifteen minute light to medium pressure massage with more than enough teasing eventually revealing those wonderful breasts adding that to the massage. Eventually asking me to turn over and going straight for junior adding some TF which was pretty good leading up to CBJ. Tried to get BBBJ but no go. She then managed to get the dress all the way off while that was going on and I think she was surprised at how much I could withstand even getting a little aggressive on her part which I responded with as much DT that she could take. She was a good sport even letting me stand and her kneeling but she kept asking if I wanted to switch to 69 complied then getting to DATY in mish which she kept telling me I was really good at and she was really seeming to enjoy bucking like a bronco and twitching. Begging to get FS starting with mish and knees on the shoulders and deep penetration then can opener and doggy and back to mish where she begged for harder and pulled me in as deep as I could go bucking her clit against my pelvic bone till I came in the cover. She helped clean me up joined me back on the bed for a bit then got dressed and left the room for a bit and came back as I was getting dressed and things got more interesting. I heard her talking to someone and asked about it and she said her companion came back while we were doing our thing. She then left and came back with another woman and low and behold it was the person I saw on 108th. We looked at each other and she recognized me and asked how I was and how was the service to which I replied to both it was all good. I asked Michelle" is this your mother, sister, what? She replied my cousin. We talked a bit and got my shoes on by the door and left. I might repeat with Michelle. I don't want to see "mother, sister, cousin / mms again.

P.S. Video and pics on the link are fake of course.

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[QUOTE=JimmyChitWood;3480147]I almost 100% agree with you on the rating scale. Except I would downgrade half a point to point. Probably same black dude was watching me. I even waived to him and threw up the peace sign. I always hate when they are just chilling there because I feel like they are going to smash my windows and grab my stuff.

I personally think she is lazy as hell. She rode me for like 2 minutes and then complained about being tired and her legs hurting and asked if I could do mish. I said now made her lay on her side with her legs scissor and I straddled her leg and went to town. Favorite position. Pic attached.

I always go in with the mentality of trying to multipop. But when service is just blah then I just pack up and leave and tell them next time.[/QUOTE]Was he in a purple van?

Alpha.

Picked her up around 10 30 AM Saturday, brought her home and made her favorite breakfast for her. Hung around on the deck and a somewhat dreary morning turned into an absolutely gorgeous afternoon Picked some raspberries. And the playtime was awesome as usual. She is still in a situation where she can only do outs or car. For me this is the ultimate GFE. She ended up staying the whole day and took her home around 8 PM. And I will no longer be posting nude pics since she got a message from some jackass saying he was going to distribute some of the nude pics that I have posted. Too bad OFG out.

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[QUOTE=JimmyChitWood;3480147]I almost 100% agree with you on the rating scale. Except I would downgrade half a point to point. Probably same black dude was watching me. I even waived to him and threw up the peace sign. I always hate when they are just chilling there because I feel like they are going to smash my windows and grab my stuff.

I personally think she is lazy as hell. She rode me for like 2 minutes and then complained about being tired and her legs hurting and asked if I could do mish. I said now made her lay on her side with her legs scissor and I straddled her leg and went to town. Favorite position. Pic attached.

I always go in with the mentality of trying to multipop. But when service is just blah then I just pack up and leave and tell them next time.[/QUOTE]I have hit a S. A. Dry spell and my UTR is now on radio silence. Needed to hit something. I grew up in the era of everyone having a Kirby, so I thought WTF, I will too. Generally it was a disappointment. I did not see or sense possible management as other mentioned, but my overall experience was generally blah. And I won't repeat. The positives, she is as pictured, clean environment, no heavy smoke smell, clean body, friendly enough, ok brief starting back rub as we got acquainted. The negatives, didn't want to be touched anywhere. Said her boobs were really sensitive, said she is too ticklish to touch her torso while cow-girl riding so basically you let her bounce with your arms at your side, no FIV, no CIM, seemed uninterested and just went through the motions, seemed tired, checked the time twice. Not a hint of playfulness as her ad implied. I wasn't expecting GFE or PSE, but I was expecting better than I experienced. If she is one of the better ones around I really hope my S. A. Dry spell ends soon.

[QUOTE=OlderFunGuy;3480467]Picked her up around 10 30 AM Saturday, brought her home and made her favorite breakfast for her. Hung around on the deck and a somewhat dreary morning turned into an absolutely gorgeous afternoon Picked some raspberries. And the playtime was awesome as usual. She is still in a situation where she can only do outs or car. For me this is the ultimate GFE. She ended up staying the whole day and took her home around 8 PM. And I will no longer be posting nude pics since she got a message from some jackass saying he was going to distribute some of the nude pics that I have posted. Too bad OFG out.

[URL]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/its-violet-im-available-gentleman/22309063[/URL][/QUOTE]It only takes one idiot to change ones policy, shame on him.

[QUOTE=EddiesPickle;3480729]It only takes one idiot to change ones policy, shame on him.[/QUOTE]Lot of games going on here and I know a couple of providers are on here under male names. Sure like to figure out who is real but not sure we will. So be careful what you say.

OFG's magic revealed. I've grilled burgers for girls in the past' but look at that OFG breakfast! scrambled eggs, 2 eggs over easy, bacon, sausage, hash browns, toast, and violets favorite, french toast (love that french food) all washed down with red bull and vodka. And in return he gets daddy's little princess for the day. We reap what we sow.

[QUOTE=ThotSlap;3480828]OFG's magic revealed. I've grilled burgers for girls in the past' but look at that OFG breakfast! scrambled eggs, 2 eggs over easy, bacon, sausage, hash browns, toast, and violets favorite, french toast (love that french food) all washed down with red bull and vodka. And in return he gets daddy's little princess for the day. We reap what we sow.[/QUOTE]And if you look closely, you can see Kirby in the background.

[QUOTE=Badger53;3480983]And if you look closely, you can see Kirby in the background.[/QUOTE]I was going to say the lucky guy is ready for some Hoovering.

[QUOTE=AlphaMke;3480420]Was he in a purple van?

Alpha.[/QUOTE]It was and old ass minivan that was a dark blue. You could hear his shitty speakers trying to listen to rap music with the bass up.

[QUOTE=OlderFunGuy;3480467]Picked her up around 10 30 AM Saturday, brought her home and made her favorite breakfast for her. Hung around on the deck and a somewhat dreary morning turned into an absolutely gorgeous afternoon Picked some raspberries. And the playtime was awesome as usual. She is still in a situation where she can only do outs or car. For me this is the ultimate GFE. She ended up staying the whole day and took her home around 8 PM. And I will no longer be posting nude pics since she got a message from some jackass saying he was going to distribute some of the nude pics that I have posted. Too bad OFG out.

[URL]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/its-violet-im-available-gentleman/22309063[/URL][/QUOTE]I just don't get wanting to hang around with these girls. 90 percent are sucking cock to fund their drug habit which means I have nothing in common with them. My attitude is suck my cock then leave. What I do think is neat is that this board gives you a great example of how different people feel about different things. Everybody is different.

[QUOTE=OlderChap;3480987]I was going to say the lucky guy is ready for some Hoovering.[/QUOTE]Smart money sez Daddy's little princess occupied herself with cleaning the OFG residence while he was cooking.

You reap what you sow.

[QUOTE=ThotSlap;3481052]Smart money sez Daddy's little princess occupied herself with cleaning the OFG residence while he was cooking.

You reap what you sow.[/QUOTE]Well for the record, its an Eureka, not a Hoover or Kirby. She had mentioned awhile back that she did cleaning for what I thought was a very reasonable rate. I have never used those particular services, so I can't vouch for the quality or performance in that regard. And for the record, the damn vacuum never got fired up. Oh well OFG out.

Much reviewed (aka Olive Oyl), finally pulled the trigger and saw her a couple weeks ago. Doesn't look like she has an ad up right now.

Not much that hasn't been covered before. Couple texts and we agreed to meet at a notel on S 27th for a HHR. Called on the way there and no answer. Mixup on the time, ended up driving around for about 20 minutes and we finally connected again. Nice enough in person, pics accurate. She's not a model, but decent enough. She's skinny, but not to the point of some recent reviews where people described her as skeltor like. Must be eating better. One of you guys was kind enough to buy her some grapes.

Quick LE check and we got to business. Undressed got on the bed for some LFK. She moved down for a very good BBBJ. She took it deep. I moved down for some DATY. She tasted nice and clean. On to covered Mish with her legs over my shoulder for a finish.

I'll probably repeat. Happy Hunting!