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[QUOTE=Achilles0406;1782405]I actually did go see this chick and it was exactly as Big Pun said, no oral and straight bent over. It was a nice view tho, don't know if I'll repeat tho as she had nothing for me to clean up with other than tissue.[/QUOTE]Wooh buds. Please tell me your not thinking of repeating with this chic. No oral sex and all she did was bend over and you don't know if you'll repeat. Huh? Guys, Guys, Guys. There are 2 many fishes in the sea. Stop accepting lame service from these chics just because they look good. That's why these girls do that shit because they know some guys will accept anything. Just stop paying any attention to chics like these and they will soon disappear off the map. Girls like that will never make it in the business. They think all they got to do is look good and guys will throw their hard earned money at them. Make those chics suffer!

[QUOTE=Achilles0406;1782407]Unfortunately guys she don't look like that anymore, went to see her Fri and stomach was everywhere. Azz was everywhere too still but not like these pics.[/QUOTE]Damm. Damm. Damm. Thanks. Man she WAS on my hit list wen I come to town. And the face didn't help.

Saw Mimi today:

[url]http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/super-petite-skinny-asian-mimi-just-90lbs-48tall-34b-just-arrived-to-you-27/17874508[/url]

Stats are correct and pics are of her, but she's older than 27, more like early 30s. She has a tummy scar and a pretty flat ass, speaks maybe two words of English but knows how to please. Met her in a no-tel off Haynes Bridge Road in Alpharetta. Was greeted with Mimi in a negligee and high heels. The room was dark so I asked her to turn more light on. She had no clue what I said and turned the A / C on instead. Gave her the donation, she undressed me, motioned for me to lie on the bed and immediately went into a vigorous BBBJ. She got most of my dick in her mouth so I was happy. Motioned for FS so she laid on her back, no hint of a condom. I asked if she had a condom and she didn't understand, so I grabbed the one I brought with me. She put it on and spread her thick pussy lips. Was a tad difficult to enter at first because she was tight. After a few strokes her pussy got wet and we really got into it but I was careful not to stroke too hard as her pussy is shallow. Flipped her over for doggie and finished up. She said,"Shower?", took my hand and led me to the bathroom but then disappeared into the shower alone and closed the shower curtain. Strange. Turns out she was making sure the water was hot enough, then pulled me in and washed my dick and balls.

Mimi is not very pretty as the pics would suggest but she makes up for it in overall good service. Would recommend.

Part II: After finishing up with Mimi, I decided to get a bite to eat. Drove down the street to Lobster House, noticing a sign outside for a sushi lunch buffet for $9. 99. Little did I know I was about to create a serious global economic crisis. A young Asian hostess with an ass to die for seats me in a booth. I silently wondered how much more it would cost to have her sit on my lap and feed me sushi (smile). Got a plate and chose about a half dozen pieces of sushi and some other items, then sat down and ate. I like to remove half the sushi rice and eat what's left and did so with the 5-6 pieces I had. I put the leftover sushi rice in my empty soup bowl along with some shrimp peelings, crumpled napkin and other stuff. Went back to get some dessert and sat down again. About that time, an Asian male employee walks by my table to take my used plate / bowl away. He looks at it, then pokes his finger around in the bowl:

Asian dude: (looking up at me) You cannot waste the sushi rice!

Me: What?

Asian dude: You have to eat the sushi rice or we will charge you $8. 99 more for sashimi (raw fish, no rice).

Me: Really?

Asian dude: Yes. You know this sushi buffet for $9. 99 is very cheap. If you go to any other restaurant you have to pay about $1 for one piece of sushi. You should only eat 2 or 3 pieces of sushi if you are going to do that.

Me: (Wanted to go off on him, but kept cool) I didn't know that. Is there a sign somewhere?

Asian dude: (Points to small, obscure sign on wall behind me)

Me: Well, hells bells, I had no idea. To be fair, I ate 6 pieces of sushi and threw away 3 pieces of sticky rice so, according to your logic, I ate $6 worth of sushi, well under the $9. 99 buffet price. Since the other items in the buffet are not under special regulations, I don't think I've broken any sticky rice laws yet. You're not going to call the sushi police on me, are you?

Asian dude: No. (walks away)

Finished my dessert, paid the waitress and went to the hostess station to talk to the sexy hostess:

Me: Just curious, do many people waste the sushi rice here?

Hostess: No, nobody does. If they waste it they have to pay $8. 99 more.

Me: Do you happen to have the GPS coordinates for your restaurant?

Hostess: What?

Me: Well, I was informed that I was wasting too much sushi rice and I don't want to start a global economic crisis due to a shortage of sushi rice and this here "crisis" seems to be only affecting this restaurant because I've never had a problem at other Asian restaurants in Atlanta. Therefore, I believe it's my civic duty to warn the international community of a potentially global sticky rice shortage. Someone may want to conduct research as to why it's targeting your restaurant at these specific GPS coordinates. You never know, aliens, Hare Krishnas, Jehovah's Witnesses or Moonies could be involved.

Hostess: (bewildered look and wry smile) OK, thank you for coming.

I left. Just had to share this with you all since it was so bizarre.

What was the damage (for Mimi).

[QUOTE=Niteluvr; 1783858]Saw Mimi today:

[url]http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/super-petite-skinny-asian-mimi-just-90lbs-48tall-34b-just-arrived-to-you-27/17874508[/url]

Stats are correct and pics are of her, but she's older than 27, more like early 30s. She has a tummy scar and a pretty flat ass, speaks maybe two words of English but knows how to please. Met her in a no-tel off Haynes Bridge Road in Alpharetta. Was greeted with Mimi in a negligee and high heels. The room was dark so I asked her to turn more light on. She had no clue what I said and turned the A / C on instead. Gave her the donation, she undressed me, motioned for me to lie on the bed and immediately went into a vigorous BBBJ. She got most of my dick in her mouth so I was happy. Motioned for FS so she laid on her back, no hint of a condom. I asked if she had a condom and she didn't understand, so I grabbed the one I brought with me. She put it on and spread her thick pussy lips. Was a tad difficult to enter at first because she was tight. After a few strokes her pussy got wet and we really got into it but I was careful not to stroke too hard as her pussy is shallow. Flipped her over for doggie and finished up. She said,"Shower?", took my hand and led me to the bathroom but then disappeared into the shower alone and closed the shower curtain. Strange. Turns out she was making sure the water was hot enough, then pulled me in and washed my dick and balls.

Mimi is not very pretty as the pics would suggest but she makes up for it in overall good service. Would recommend.

Part II: After finishing up with Mimi, I decided to get a bite to eat. Drove down the street to Lobster House, noticing a sign outside for a sushi lunch buffet for $9. 99. Little did I know I was about to create a serious global economic crisis. A young Asian hostess with an ass to die for seats me in a booth. I silently wondered how much more it would cost to have her sit on my lap and feed me sushi (smile). Got a plate and chose about a half dozen pieces of sushi and some other items, then sat down and ate. I like to remove half the sushi rice and eat what's left and did so with the 5-6 pieces I had. I put the leftover sushi rice in my empty soup bowl along with some shrimp peelings, crumpled napkin and other stuff. Went back to get some dessert and sat down again. About that time, an Asian male employee walks by my table to take my used plate / bowl away. He looks at it, then pokes his finger around in the bowl:

Asian dude: (looking up at me) You cannot waste the sushi rice!

Me: What?

Asian dude: You have to eat the sushi rice or we will charge you $8. 99 more for sashimi (raw fish, no rice).

Me: Really?

Asian dude: Yes. You know this sushi buffet for $9. 99 is very cheap. If you go to any other restaurant you have to pay about $1 for one piece of sushi. You should only eat 2 or 3 pieces of sushi if you are going to do that.

Me: (Wanted to go off on him, but kept cool) I didn't know that. Is there a sign somewhere?

Asian dude: (Points to small, obscure sign on wall behind me)

Me: Well, hells bells, I had no idea. To be fair, I ate 6 pieces of sushi and threw away 3 pieces of sticky rice so, according to your logic, I ate $6 worth of sushi, well under the $9. 99 buffet price. Since the other items in the buffet are not under special regulations, I don't think I've broken any sticky rice laws yet. You're not going to call the sushi police on me, are you?

Asian dude: No. (walks away)

Finished my dessert, paid the waitress and went to the hostess station to talk to the sexy hostess:

Me: Just curious, do many people waste the sushi rice here?

Hostess: No, nobody does. If they waste it they have to pay $8. 99 more.

Me: Do you happen to have the GPS coordinates for your restaurant?

Hostess: What?

Me: Well, I was informed that I was wasting too much sushi rice and I don't want to start a global economic crisis due to a shortage of sushi rice and this here "crisis" seems to be only affecting this restaurant because I've never had a problem at other Asian restaurants in Atlanta. Therefore, I believe it's my civic duty to warn the international community of a potentially global sticky rice shortage. Someone may want to conduct research as to why it's targeting your restaurant at these specific GPS coordinates. You never know, aliens, Hare Krishnas, Jehovah's Witnesses or Moonies could be involved.

Hostess: (bewildered look and wry smile) OK, thank you for coming.

I left. Just had to share this with you all since it was so bizarre.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Steak 404;1783876]What was the damage (for Mimi).[/QUOTE]$140 half hour, $160 hour. I chose the half since it was my first time with her.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;1783927]$140 half hour, $160 hour. I chose the half since it was my first time with her.[/QUOTE]I know I can't be the only one shaking my head and wondering why the hour rate is only 20 dollars more than the 140 half hour rate. LOL

[QUOTE=GetUrRollOnMan;1783957]I know I can't be the only one shaking my head and wondering why the hour rate is only 20 dollars more than the 140 half hour rate. LOL[/QUOTE]I'd guess no multi's allowed

[QUOTE=Aaron Hamlet;1784448]I'd guess no multi's allowed[/QUOTE]She knows many "studs" won't exceed 20-30 mins even when they've paid for 60, so she collects an extra 20.00; often works out at 160.00 for 30 mins! Lady's not dumb as first appears.

Man I'm tempted to do this just to put it on my bucket list

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[QUOTE=FerDeLance;1784494]She knows many "studs" won't exceed 20-30 mins even when they've paid for 60, so she collects an extra 20.00; often works out at 160.00 for 30 mins! Lady's not dumb as first appears.[/QUOTE]Yeah I've been to several places (usually Latina) that have been like $120 (30) /$160 (60) or $160/$200. I've never seen one with only a $20 difference but same idea. I always inquire about the hour by saying "so I can have fun as many times as possible in the hour if I pay for the hour, right? '

Most (with that kinda pricing) will know exactly what I'm referring to (MSOG) and respond,"Oh well you only get one time" or "it is for up to an hour"

Using that clarifiying technique I have had some that have allowed MSOG.

Dang it was flagged. I had the same idea. LOL.

[QUOTE=Low Key69; 1784551]Man I'm tempted to do this just to put it on my bucket list.

[url]http://atlanta.craigslist.org/eat/cas/3858025668.html[/url][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Low Key69; 1784551]Man I'm tempted to do this just to put it on my bucket list.

[url]http://atlanta.craigslist.org/eat/cas/3858025668.html[/url][/QUOTE]CL / CE links never last more that a few minutes or, at a stretch, a day. At least you copied the photos and we'll find it when she posts again, though mostly the whole exercise is pointless given what CL is now. Usually there is like a 10 window and that's it. And if you are looking for freebies, expect 200 lbs+

[QUOTE=GetUrRollOnMan;1783957]I know I can't be the only one shaking my head and wondering why the hour rate is only 20 dollars more than the 140 half hour rate. LOL[/QUOTE]Mimi is not the only girl out there that has a $20 difference between the half hour and hour. Seen many like that. Anyway, her handler (sexy female voice) controls the situation as Mimi's English isn't shit. As for multi-pops for the hour, I wasn't interested but I would assume Mimi would allow it as she's very submissive and accommodating.

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She just looks odd as hell to me.

[QUOTE=ZeusDawg; 1785569][url]http://atlanta.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/45-special-real-and-available-now-28/17985107[/url]

She just looks odd as hell to me.[/QUOTE]Agree. That first pic really shows a bony face, not someone I would want to fuck.