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[QUOTE=Gator1961;7467615]No wonder they call they call you the Doctor. You called it to a tee.

First let me talk about the trip there and the story behind the title. When I left in the morning, GPS (not golden pussy syndrome, the other one) said the trip would take 2. 5 hours. No problem, I anticipated that and left before 6:30. All was going well when at around 7:30 AM GPS warned me of unusually heavy traffic on I-4. Up until this I was making great time and I thought I was going to get there 30-40 minutes early. At 8:00 AM at mile marker 52 I hit a wall of stopped traffic. Tried to find an alternative route and there was none. So I get to Orchid at 10 to 10 in the morning, only 3. 5 hours after I left St. Pete. Hence, I won't be going back to Orlando anytime soon. I don't care how good the pussy is.

Gator.[/QUOTE]I agree, that I4 drive is terrible! The only way I can avoid the traffic is dive out there on a weekend leaving around 6:00 AM which I did last weekend and it wasn't bad. To go to Orlando during a weekday, forget it! When I got there Blue wasn't there. If I make this trip again can I call the day before and make an appointment?

Also, when driving back to St Pete there was some traffic in certain spots but not crazy stupid. I don't know how you guys survive that I4 drive on a daily basis!

Is the Palace referenced in this thread the one in Palm Harbor or is it in St Pete? I'm probably going to be in Sarasota and St Pete next week but based on what I've read, it would be worth the drive to Palm Harbor but want to be sure!

Thanks!

Yea Palace is the Palm Harbor joint.

[QUOTE=JoelBarish;7468715]Is the Palace referenced in this thread the one in Palm Harbor or is it in St Pete? I'm probably going to be in Sarasota and St Pete next week but based on what I've read, it would be worth the drive to Palm Harbor but want to be sure!

Thanks![/QUOTE]

Current: Palace Lineup? Pine Tree Lineup?

ANY details on the girls are appreciated.

Thanks!

[QUOTE=JakeSteed1838;7468733]Yea Palace is the Palm Harbor joint.[/QUOTE]Excellent. Thanks so much. I'll make a point to get there assuming my work trip happens next week. Appreciate the info!

[QUOTE=AirTouchOne;7468270]I agree, that I4 drive is terrible! The only way I can avoid the traffic is dive out there on a weekend leaving around 6:00 AM which I did last weekend and it wasn't bad. To go to Orlando during a weekday, forget it! When I got there Blue wasn't there. If I make this trip again can I call the day before and make an appointment?

Also, when driving back to St Pete there was some traffic in certain spots but not crazy stupid. I don't know how you guys survive that I4 drive on a daily basis![/QUOTE]If you read DrWilly's post and my post, I think you will find trying to make an appointment a crap shoot at best. Not sure what to tell other than to have a backup, which did not work out for me either. I just got very lucky. But, you know what they say. . . I'd rather be lucky than good! Especially true here.

Good luck!

Gator.

[QUOTE=DrWilly;7468135]Try this route instead:

[URL]https://www.google.com/maps/dir/St.+Petersburg,+FL/Florida,+Orlando,+West+Oak+Ridge+Road,+Orchid+spa/@28.0815358,-82.8132041,8.75z/data=!3m1!5s0x88e77c6a63ff0cb9:0x860cdfcc9a69cdcc!4m16!4m15!1m5!1m1!1s0x88c2e663693aaa41:0x4cc4003bcd48bff!2m2!1d-82.6384451!2d27.7671271!1m5!1m1!1s0x88e77ddb64d908cf:0xdf542f50780ed7e6!2m2!1d-81.4028036!2d28.4721541!2m1!1b1!3e0?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MTIwOC4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D[/URL]

LOL! That's "[B]St.Pete to Orchid Spa[/B]" with the "[U][i]AVOID HIGHWAYS[/i][/U]" option checked. Even at this hour (after midnight as I type this), it's showing as 2 hr 52 mins, but at least you wouldn't be using what I call the "[U]Free Disney Parking Lot[/U]" on I-4. You could also try a hybrid of that route by taking your normal I-4 route, then exiting at Exit #48 and head straight north a short ways until you "connect" with the route laid out above... that might shave some time.

I-4 had been locked up like that for several years in that area until not long ago when FDOT opened the additional lanes from US27 to Champions Gate (and additional express lanes further along), but I believe they're now doing MORE construction to make further improvements east of Champions Gate. Which is likely keeping the traffic jammed up until they're done and out of the way.[/QUOTE]Not sure that is going to do it for me. Really appreciate all your input and advice (which have been sot on), but even with a reasonable route you are still looking at 5 hours of travel time. I am having a hard justifying half a day gone just for some strange, even if it's awesome strange. Think I am going to stick to the local talent for now.

Thanks for all your help!

Gator.

[QUOTE=JoelBarish;7468715]Is the Palace referenced in this thread the one in Palm Harbor or is it in St Pete? I'm probably going to be in Sarasota and St Pete next week but based on what I've read, it would be worth the drive to Palm Harbor but want to be sure!

Thanks![/QUOTE]I don't think you can go wrong at Palace. Highly recommend Apple, who should still be there. If you are going to be in Sarasota you may want to try Soda who is supposed to be at Royal in Bradenton, just above Sarasota. Any reviews from those who may have made the tip?

Gator.

[QUOTE=FunGuy2022;7468743]Current: Palace Lineup? Pine Tree Lineup?

ANY details on the girls are appreciated.

Thanks![/QUOTE]Joanne and Anna. Mamasan calls Anna new girl, but I think this is her second tour at PT. She presents well, right up there with there regular talent.

[QUOTE=TremontTeddy;7469508]Joanne and Anna. Mamasan calls Anna new girl, but I think this is her second tour at PT. She presents well, right up there with there regular talent.[/QUOTE]Looking for some info on Anna, the only review says she's pretty hot but had a poor attitude towards the reviewing Monger. Has anyone else seen her so that the board can get a better idea of who she is.

Also, does anyone have a good description of Hannah at Palace. Understand that she is pretty with a nice body, but could we get a better description of her attributes, I. E. Boob size. LOL.

Thanks,

Gator.

[QUOTE=Gator1961;7468964]I don't think you can go wrong at Palace. Highly recommend Apple, who should still be there. If you are going to be in Sarasota you may want to try Soda who is supposed to be at Royal in Bradenton, just above Sarasota. Any reviews from those who may have made the tip?

Gator.[/QUOTE]Soda is at Royal in Bradenton and is in fine form. She asked for no specifics in her reviews, so I'll just say "excellent".

[QUOTE=Gator1961;7467615]No wonder they call they call you the Doctor. You called it to a tee.

First let me talk about the trip there and the story behind the title. When I left in the morning, GPS (not golden pussy syndrome, the other one) said the trip would take 2. 5 hours. No problem, I anticipated that and left before 6:30. All was going well when at around 7:30 AM GPS warned me of unusually heavy traffic on I-4. Up until this I was making great time and I thought I was going to get there 30-40 minutes early. At 8:00 AM at mile marker 52 I hit a wall of stopped traffic. Tried to find an alternative route and there was none. So I get to Orchid at 10 to 10 in the morning, only 3. 5 hours after I left St. Pete. Hence, I won't be going back to Orlando anytime soon. I don't care how good the pussy is.

Anyway, I get to Orchid (on Oakridge Rd) and Blue is not there, won't be there till 11. Ok, so much for the appointment. No problem, so I ask for Mona. The girl looks confused and says no Mona, she's the only one there beside another girl who is busy. She's pretty cute with a spinner body, but I was there for a great time, not just an ok one, so I tell her I will be back at 11 after I get some breakfast. Just as I was walking out Blue walks in. There is a God, and he still loves me (even though I am a sinner).

Blue looks a little harried and is not wearing a lick of makeup, but still has the killer spinner body. Blue takes me to the table shower and just as we finish in walks another hot lady completely naked and very friendly. She asks if she can "taste" junior (who hard as a rock after the table shower) and proceeds to give me an awesome BBBJ for what seemed like a couple minutes (hmm, maybe I'll come back tomorrow). Anyway, I'm sure it wasn't that long, but it was great.

Back to the story with Blue, we go back to the room and it was vintage Blue. OMG, after about 40 minutes I am warn out and Blue offers CIM, to which I happily agree. After clean up I ask her when she is coming back to St Pete and she says soon, but tells me it is up in the air due to Smile being shut down, but assures me that it should be soon. I wasn't that assured, but what can you do.

Anyway, that's what I did on my Christmas vacation. You decide if a trip is in your future.

Gator.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the report. That is a crazy long drive, but at least you were able to get a very good session with Blue. Happy Holidays.

[QUOTE=Gator1961;7470116]Looking for some info on Anna, the only review says she's pretty hot but had a poor attitude towards the reviewing Monger. Has anyone else seen her so that the board can get a better idea of who she is.

Also, does anyone have a good description of Hannah at Palace. Understand that she is pretty with a nice body, but could we get a better description of her attributes, I. E. Boob size. LOL.

Thanks,

Gator.[/QUOTE]Hannah is absolutely gorgeous. Upper 20's, natural C's possibly D's. She could be a model, very toned. Good personality. I saw Apple there as well, will say they are neck and neck as far as looks and body. Hannah is a little younger.

Stopped by PT yesterday and met with Anna. Piad $240 upfront for the hour session. Found myself being rushed out after 30 min and they actually told me I'm late to leave. WTF. Anna was an ok girl 5/10 looks and 8/10 body. I would not repeat anytime soon. YMMV.

[QUOTE=Pikmon;7472910]Stopped by PT yesterday and met with Anna. Piad $240 upfront for the hour session. Found myself being rushed out after 30 min and they actually told me I'm late to leave. WTF. Anna was an ok girl 5/10 looks and 8/10 body. I would not repeat anytime soon. YMMV.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Kois123;7472031]Hannah is absolutely gorgeous. Upper 20's, natural C's possibly D's. She could be a model, very toned. Good personality. I saw Apple there as well, will say they are neck and neck as far as looks and body. Hannah is a little younger.[/QUOTE]Saw Hannah yesterday and no one has exaggerate her looks. She is absolutely beautiful! Very nice body, but I think Apple has the edge there. Very, very sweet, I cannot emphasize how nice she is. She is a little young for me, but she did not make me feel uncomfortable at all. What a sweetheart! Highly recommend!