[QUOTE=Cat Daddy #2;1144937]You got mail check pms[/QUOTE]It's good to know you can depend on friends!
I really appreciate it.
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[QUOTE=Cat Daddy #2;1144937]You got mail check pms[/QUOTE]It's good to know you can depend on friends!
I really appreciate it.
[QUOTE=Wyldhorses;1145034]And avoid INCALLS at all costs. Have her come to you or forget it![/QUOTE]Check my post history. There are horror stories from myself and others about outcall visits. And now, I would never see a new face on backpage and invite her to my home. I guess you could spring for a room. I don't know.
At least on an incall, you can drive around, and try to get a whiff of something not smelling right like suspicious cars, people, or the girl herself. And you can leave with no problems if your spider senses start to tingle.
[QUOTE=TheRealValerie;1145066]Check it out. LOL. I put the camera up and set the timer, tryna get turned around in position and bam. This is what I got[/QUOTE]UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. Stop tempting me, I'm trying to stop. LOL.
Just had a visit with Whisper. MY REVIEW: She's a keeper and I'm going to see her every two weeks. My days of shopping around may be over. I won't be seeing anyone else except Amber Silk when I want to splurge and treat myself to a nice gift.
Much thanks to the senior member who turned me on to Whisper (You know who you are).
[QUOTE=Big Boi Terry;1145615]UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. Stop tempting me, I'm trying to stop. LOL.[/QUOTE]Your not doing a very good job of stopping. When Willie goes off then you stop. That don't count. LOL LOL LOL LOL.
Haven't heard from you by phone in 2 days now. You afraid I will talk trash, good pussy trash. LOL LOL LOL.
Take care.
Uncle Booty
[QUOTE=BootyCall; 1145803]Your not doing a very good job of stopping. When Willie goes off then you stop. That don't count. LOL LOL LOL LOL.
Haven't heard from you by phone in 2 days now. You afraid I will talk trash, good pussy trash. LOL LOL LOL.
Take care.
Uncle Booty[/QUOTE]Hey BC Did you talk to our other friend that invaded Shelby county from the south end because?
Hey guys I'm new, anything I need to know help me out. Please
[QUOTE=Cat Daddy #2;1145820]Hey BC Did you talk to our other friend that invaded Shelby county from the south end because?[/QUOTE]No dude I haven't had time. Right now I'm working with a lawyer to help someone out of trouble. She was arrested few weeks ago. Going to court tomorrow morning. Hope we get it over with. It has slowed me down on my hoe hunting.
BC
[QUOTE=MacBlack;1145842]Hey guys I'm new, anything I need to know help me out. Please[/QUOTE]Welcome.
Take time to read the board, and the rules. Almost all you need to know has already been posted.
Are you fat? Are you ugly? Are you fat and ugly? Maybe your ***** a that cannot hold on to a man. Well if you are call three guys dating service. We will take care of your dumb ass. Need a place to stay? We will pay for that too. We also a full time taxi service. If your a dumbass then that surely means that you don't have a job. Just call us we will drive your lazy ass all over town. While we are driving your stupid ass around you can piss and moan about everything. The more pissing and moaning the better we like it. But here is the real kicker while we are doing all this stupid shit we will pay. Thats right ladies you will get paid to be a pain in our ass. So what are you waiting for give us a call. This advertisment is courtesy of threeguys dating service inc LLP. All rights reserved. We are gluttons for punishment
President / Ceo-The great one Mr. B. C. Himself.
Vice / President-The really big one Mr Caycejunior.
Treasurer-Itsgreat
Board of directors-All these horned up people here on this board
This is a joke. Any reference to people actually living or dead is purely coincidence. This is a private joke between these 3 guys. Copywrite 2011
[QUOTE=Itsgreat; 1146296]Are you fat? Are you ugly? Are you fat and ugly? Maybe your * a that cannot hold on to a man. Well if you are call three guys dating service. We will take care of your dumb ass. Need a place to stay? We will pay for that too. We also a full time taxi service. If your a dumbass then that surely means that you don't have a job. Just call us we will drive your lazy ass all over town. While we are driving your stupid ass around you can piss and moan about everything. The more pissing and moaning the better we like it. But here is the real kicker while we are doing all this stupid shit we will pay. Thats right ladies you will get paid to be a pain in our ass. So what are you waiting for give us a call. This advertisment is courtesy of threeguys dating service inc LLP. All rights reserved. We are gluttons for punishment
President / Ceo-The great one Mr. B. C. Himself.
Vice / President-The really big one Mr Caycejunior.
Treasurer-Itsgreat
Board of directors-All these horned up people here on this board
This is a joke. Any reference to people actually living or dead is purely coincidence. This is a private joke between these 3 guys. Copywrite 2011[/QUOTE]Hey brother you got it going. LOL LOL LOL LOL Truer words were never spoken. Keep the taxi motor running. This is damn funny. Next election going to put up Steve4. He has more campaign money than I do. Right now he's on the board. LOL LOL LOL LOL.
Uncle Booty
You forgot to mention we make special trips all over town to get thier daily (hourly) medication because we can't have our valued clients getting sick on us. LOL.
And don't don't worry your dumb little asses, if we're not available to pay you in person, then we'll gladly send you our hard earned money by western union so you won't have to miss a shot. Er.A- dose of medicine.
[QUOTE=Itsgreat; 1146296]Are you fat? Are you ugly? Are you fat and ugly? Maybe your * a that cannot hold on to a man. Well if you are call three guys dating service. We will take care of your dumb ass. Need a place to stay? We will pay for that too. We also a full time taxi service. If your a dumbass then that surely means that you don't have a job. Just call us we will drive your lazy ass all over town. While we are driving your stupid ass around you can piss and moan about everything. The more pissing and moaning the better we like it. But here is the real kicker while we are doing all this stupid shit we will pay. Thats right ladies you will get paid to be a pain in our ass. So what are you waiting for give us a call. This advertisment is courtesy of threeguys dating service inc LLP. All rights reserved. We are gluttons for punishment
President / Ceo-The great one Mr. B. C. Himself.
Vice / President-The really big one Mr Caycejunior.
Treasurer-Itsgreat
Board of directors-All these horned up people here on this board
This is a joke. Any reference to people actually living or dead is purely coincidence. This is a private joke between these 3 guys. Copywrite 2011[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=TheRealValerie;1145066]Check it out. LOL. I put the camera up and set the timer, tryna get turned around in position and bam. This is what I got[/QUOTE]Yummy! We need some more shots. LOL
[QUOTE=BootyCall; 1146409]Hey brother you got it going. LOL LOL LOL LOL Truer words were never spoken. Keep the taxi motor running. This is damn funny. Next election going to put up Steve4. He has more campaign money than I do. Right now he's on the board. LOL LOL LOL LOL.
Uncle Booty[/QUOTE]Thanks BC for a nomination to the Board of Directors. I'm in charge of maintenance. Any girls need paint, alternators, etc I'm at their beckon call. Oh and always good for a tank full of gas. LOL.
Ran taxi service to court Friday. Offered swap out but I turned it down, face down in my lap. LOL.
Figured in the long run it was cheaper. She didn't have any paint to swap, nor need a cell phone. Cost me court cost. Haven't paid that yet. Just mail in your donations. LOL LOL.
Chasing hoes is fun.
Uncle Booty
[QUOTE=Itsgreat; 1146296]Are you fat? Are you ugly? Are you fat and ugly? Maybe your * a that cannot hold on to a man. Well if you are call three guys dating service. We will take care of your dumb ass. Need a place to stay? We will pay for that too. We also a full time taxi service. If your a dumbass then that surely means that you don't have a job. Just call us we will drive your lazy ass all over town. While we are driving your stupid ass around you can piss and moan about everything. The more pissing and moaning the better we like it. But here is the real kicker while we are doing all this stupid shit we will pay. Thats right ladies you will get paid to be a pain in our ass. So what are you waiting for give us a call. This advertisment is courtesy of threeguys dating service inc LLP. All rights reserved. We are gluttons for punishment
President / Ceo-The great one Mr. B. C. Himself.
Vice / President-The really big one Mr Caycejunior.
Treasurer-Itsgreat
Board of directors-All these horned up people here on this board
This is a joke. Any reference to people actually living or dead is purely coincidence. This is a private joke between these 3 guys. Copywrite 2011[/QUOTE]I noticed that you haven't designated an official photographer yet. Are you still taking applications or is the position filled? Are there any fringe benefits?
[QUOTE=Glockman;1146685]I noticed that you haven't designated an official photographer yet. Are you still taking applications or is the position filled? Are there any fringe benefits?[/QUOTE]Need to Email each of us some of your best pics along with your application. You will need to travel with us to appts. And take action shots. Fringe benifits yes. You will get to hang out with about 6-8 guys that are on the board. You may learn something from us or we may learn from you. Have we seen some of your work. LOL LOL LOL LOL
Uncle Booty
Sometimes, it is so hard being young and black in this hobby. LOL
[QUOTE=Nirvana 1988;1146994]Sometimes, it is so hard being young and black in this hobby. LOL[/QUOTE]I would tell you as I'm sure many providers would. The only color a worthwhile provider cares about is green and the only trait they care about is respect. If color is an issue with a provider in 2011, is she really someone you want anyway?
[QUOTE=BootyCall; 1146699]Need to Email each of us some of your best pics along with your application. You will need to travel with us to appts. And take action shots. Fringe benifits yes. You will get to hang out with about 6-8 guys that are on the board. You may learn something from us or we may learn from you. Have we seen some of your work. LOL LOL LOL LOL
Uncle Booty[/QUOTE]Thank you for your prompt response Mr. Call. I am enclosing a sample of my work. As you can see, I only hang out with the classiest of ladies. You may find it hard to believe Mr. Call, but I have only been taking pictures for three days, but you can see that I have a lot of talent. I don't own a camera yet and had to borrow one from one of the ladies, the pretty one. I hope to afford a camera soon and have my eye on a fine one for $20. 00 at the Walmart Super Center in Tutweiler, Mississippi. I know that $20. 00 is lot to pay for a camera, but I believe in getting only the best. You are probably wondering how I get to meet such lovely ladies as these, but believe me, it is not hard. In fact, when I am with them, nothing ever gets hard. If you will let me join your group, keep in mind that I have a load more of these fine ladies. In fact, more than you can shake a stick at. That's what most men do, that is, shake a stick at them. These ladies will do anything you ask, as well as a lot of things that you wouldn't ask. I hope I have brightened up your day Mr. Call. You sure brightened up mine.
[QUOTE=Glockman;1147190]Thank you for your prompt response Mr. Call. I am enclosing a sample of my work. As you can see, I only hang out with the classiest of ladies. You may find it hard to believe Mr. Call, but I have only been taking pictures for three days, but you can see that I have a lot of talent. I don't own a camera yet and had to borrow one from one of the ladies, the pretty one. I hope to afford a camera soon and have my eye on a fine one for $20. 00 at the Walmart Super Center in Tutweiler, Mississippi. I know that $20. 00 is lot to pay for a camera, but I believe in getting only the best. You are probably wondering how I get to meet such lovely ladies as these, but believe me, it is not hard. In fact, when I am with them, nothing ever gets hard. If you will let me join your group, keep in mind that I have a load more of these fine ladies. In fact, more than you can shake a stick at. That's what most men do, that is, shake a stick at them. These ladies will do anything you ask, as well as a lot of things that you wouldn't ask. I hope I have brightened up your day Mr. Call. You sure brightened up mine.[/QUOTE]Glockman thats funny. I am sure knowing Mr. Call he appreciates that to.
That picture sure makes me horny! What MP did you find them in? Lucky you always finds the spinners?
[QUOTE=Glockman;1147190]Thank you for your prompt response Mr. Call. I am enclosing a sample of my work. As you can see, I only hang out with the classiest of ladies. You may find it hard to believe Mr. Call, but I have only been taking pictures for three days, but you can see that I have a lot of talent. I don't own a camera yet and had to borrow one from one of the ladies, the pretty one. I hope to afford a camera soon and have my eye on a fine one for $20. 00 at the Walmart Super Center in Tutweiler, Mississippi. I know that $20. 00 is lot to pay for a camera, but I believe in getting only the best. You are probably wondering how I get to meet such lovely ladies as these, but believe me, it is not hard. In fact, when I am with them, nothing ever gets hard. If you will let me join your group, keep in mind that I have a load more of these fine ladies. In fact, more than you can shake a stick at. That's what most men do, that is, shake a stick at them. These ladies will do anything you ask, as well as a lot of things that you wouldn't ask. I hope I have brightened up your day Mr. Call. You sure brightened up mine.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Glockman;1147190]Thank you for your prompt response Mr. Call. I am enclosing a sample of my work. As you can see, I only hang out with the classiest of ladies. You may find it hard to believe Mr. Call, but I have only been taking pictures for three days, but you can see that I have a lot of talent. I don't own a camera yet and had to borrow one from one of the ladies, the pretty one. I hope to afford a camera soon and have my eye on a fine one for $20. 00 at the Walmart Super Center in Tutweiler, Mississippi. I know that $20. 00 is lot to pay for a camera, but I believe in getting only the best. You are probably wondering how I get to meet such lovely ladies as these, but believe me, it is not hard. In fact, when I am with them, nothing ever gets hard. If you will let me join your group, keep in mind that I have a load more of these fine ladies. In fact, more than you can shake a stick at. That's what most men do, that is, shake a stick at them. These ladies will do anything you ask, as well as a lot of things that you wouldn't ask. I hope I have brightened up your day Mr. Call. You sure brightened up mine.[/QUOTE]I think I'm going to have to go rinse my eyes out after seeing that pic. The lingering after-image is still haunting me. PLEASE, no more of this batch of samples, okay? We need to see some of your other work. Just sayin'
[QUOTE=Nirvana 1988;1146994]Sometimes, it is so hard being young and black in this hobby. LOL[/QUOTE]Sometimes it's hard being old and white! :D
[QUOTE=Southern Sun;1147275]I think I'm going to have to go rinse my eyes out after seeing that pic. The lingering after-image is still haunting me. PLEASE, no more of this batch of samples, okay? We need to see some of your other work. Just sayin'[/QUOTE]Ok, how about this one of Lea Madisson. It should be a little easier on the eyes. BTW, Lea will be in Memphis from March 2 until March 4. She is one of my ATFs.
[QUOTE=Nirvana 1988; 1146994]Sometimes, it is so hard being young and black in this hobby. I have had no trouble in the hobby. The only problem I have is not having enough money to fuck as much as I'd want too.
[QUOTE=Glockman;1147190]Thank you for your prompt response Mr. Call. I am enclosing a sample of my work. As you can see, I only hang out with the classiest of ladies. You may find it hard to believe Mr. Call, but I have only been taking pictures for three days, but you can see that I have a lot of talent. I don't own a camera yet and had to borrow one from one of the ladies, the pretty one. I hope to afford a camera soon and have my eye on a fine one for $20. 00 at the Walmart Super Center in Tutweiler, Mississippi. I know that $20. 00 is lot to pay for a camera, but I believe in getting only the best. You are probably wondering how I get to meet such lovely ladies as these, but believe me, it is not hard. In fact, when I am with them, nothing ever gets hard. If you will let me join your group, keep in mind that I have a load more of these fine ladies. In fact, more than you can shake a stick at. That's what most men do, that is, shake a stick at them. These ladies will do anything you ask, as well as a lot of things that you wouldn't ask. I hope I have brightened up your day Mr. Call. You sure brightened up mine.[/QUOTE]Damn, If Uncle Booty hooked up with one of these fine ladies he wouldn't know which wrinkle to lick and which one to keep his nose out of. LOL. We wouldn't find him for a week.
Humans for Sale in Memphis will air Monday night 10:00 pm on WMC TV. I think its time for everyone to use their private address book and share with fellow trusted mongers.
[QUOTE=Cat Daddy #2;1147547]Humans for Sale in Memphis will air Monday night 10:00 pm on WMC TV. I think its time for everyone to use their private address book and share with fellow trusted mongers.[/QUOTE]Maybe I'll see someone I know and they'll give a shout out, LOL.
[quote=cat daddy #2;1147547]humans for sale in memphis will air monday night 10:00 pm on wmc tv. i think its time for everyone to use their private address book and share with fellow trusted mongers.[/quote]more **** girl, all johns are sicko pedophiles human trafficking to catch a predator bullshit hunh?
when its very certain that we love consenting adult women who like to fuck.
[QUOTE=Glockman;1147291]Ok, how about this one of Lea Madisson. It should be a little easier on the eyes. BTW, Lea will be in Memphis from March 2 until March 4. She is one of my ATFs.[/QUOTE]Much better. The pain has eased! Now I think I'm feeling something else and might just have to share it with Lea M.
[quote=secretshoppa; 1147887]more **** girl, all johns are sicko pedophiles human trafficking to catch a predator bullshit hunh?
when its very certain that we love consenting adult women who like to fuck.[/quote]i watched the segment and yes backpage is about to go the way of craigslist. the report inferred that september of 2010 should have seen the end but that new fbi security measures are in place to monitor things.
translation, cover your bases. that was meant to sound vague. do not let anyone on a public board track your routine and safety measures.
[QUOTE=Aces Strong; 1148319]I watched the segment and yes backpage is about to go the way of Craigslist. The report inferred that September of 2010 should have seen the end but that new FBI security measures are in place to monitor things.
Translation, cover your bases. That was meant to sound vague. Do not let anyone on a public board track your routine and safety measures. [/QUOTE]I watched that report also. They could have taken their Craigslist report from a few years ago and just cut and pasted "backpage" everyplace that craigslist is mentioned and it would be the same identical report. Big waste of time for me to tune it to see it for sure.
[QUOTE=Itsgreat;1139184]Not really sure how to put this but here goes. The other day me and a friend of mine were talking about why so many providers are here doing this job and give such horrible service. This is from my perspective. When I make a date to see a lady I'm not looking just to have xxx. I'm looking to relax conversation maybe a drink or two. If your out here as a provider you need to market your product. Which to me is companionship. To be a good provider means more than putting a great photo on backpage. Look at the ladies that have great reviews, more often than not they are mature ladies. They may not have supermodel bodies or a young beautiful face. So ask yourself why to men keep coming back to them. Its the service they get during whatever time is spent. I guess I'm getting older I don't know everything but one thing I do know is what I like. If I guy calls you to set up a date an you agree on the type on service and the donation an when you show up for the date and don't provide the service agreed upon how much chance do you think of there coming back, not much. To put it in simple terms where I think everybody can understand. If I go to restaurant and the service is bad how much of a chance do you think there is of me coming back. Your right, not much.[/QUOTE]This is exactly my thinking. Many providers just don't give any real effort. You might as well be good as a provider if you intend to make money at it. Many don't seem to understand that providing quality will allow them to reduce the time they spend "on their backs".
I too am ready to step up to the classier type. Older, more expensive but WORTH IT! That <$200 crowd is a waste of money.
I had a former stripper who goes by Tiffany who showed up one morning and went to the bathroom. She went both ways then "cleaned" herself with baby oil and a toilet paper wad. She clogged my freaking pipes. Last time for her ass getting my money.
Badwon69
[QUOTE=Tim Allen;1148793]I watched that report also. They could have taken their Craigslist report from a few years ago and just cut and pasted "backpage" everyplace that craigslist is mentioned and it would be the same identical report. Big waste of time for me to tune it to see it for sure.[/QUOTE]I wonder if some of the ads they read got the provider happy at home feeling like a local celebrity.
[QUOTE=Southern Sun;1147948]Much better. The pain has eased! Now I think I'm feeling something else and might just have to share it with Lea M.[/QUOTE]I can tell you from personal experience, LEA MADISSON is amazing! She's a little older, but has skills thru the roof.
[url]http://memphis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/brand-new-and-all-the-experience-you-want-call-me-now-for-the-ultimate-in-relaxation-25/3652331[/url]
Any info. Pics have been around now for more than a couple of days but haven't been able to find any reviews. Any help would be appreciated.
[QUOTE=Big Boi Terry;1149485]I can tell you from personal experience, LEA MADISSON is amazing! She's a little older, but has skills thru the roof.[/QUOTE]BBT look at the escort board to see a photo I took of Lea yesterday.
[QUOTE=Glockman;1149664]BBT look at the escort board to see a photo I took of Lea yesterday.[/QUOTE]Good pic of her, what it doesn't show is those bazooka nipples of hers! LOL. I think she's always aroused.
[QUOTE=Big Boi Terry;1149677]Good pic of her, what it doesn't show is those bazooka nipples of hers! LOL. I think she's always aroused.[/QUOTE]I know what you mean but my hands are always shaking too much to get a good photo. I swear they grow almost an inch right before your eyes. Maybe someone can measure them. LOL.