Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Chubbington;3466144]Since the fall of BP's escort section, I think it's become accepted that the escorts advertise in women seeking men, those that don't offer FS advertise in massage. With the extent of what is offered in massage varying.

For those that advertise in both, you can play the odds and see what you get.

But yes, you can search and find loads of people here that have seen Kelly B.[/QUOTE]I've seen her the past 5 yrs and received nothing more than a HJ but there were reports once she was doing BBBJ but not very good at it. IMHO the massage is above average the HJ release is mechanical and rates are inflated just my 4 cents.

[QUOTE=RollOneUp;3460357]I got an awesome massage from a cutie. Very long 90 min massage that was remarkable and thorough. No hint of extras, though I didn't really try. I left her a nice tip and left happy. Happiness is a matter of perception. Hands down best money I've spent in a while.[/QUOTE]I've been a regular at them&why for over two years now after trying nearly every AMP in the county. Never got anything remotely leaning toward 'extras' but almost always got a hands-down excellent massage. Typically opt for the 90 m but often if I really need a good workout, 120 m does the trick. The girls have come and gone, some better than others but I've never left feeling like I wasted my $. Health M next to the old Kangaroo is my next choice. Style is a little different and sometimes I get a harder massage (almost too much. Almost). Both places are relaxing and it doesn't hurt that all the girls are young and cute. These are totally legit shops that guard their rep well. I always respect them and tip well for a well done massage. BB.

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[QUOTE=Beretta705;3465455]Has anyone seen Kelly B that advertises on backpage in the escort section and massage section but always posts NOT A ESCORT?[/QUOTE]Bottom line is she's very selective. Nothing mechanical about her in my opinion. One hour massage you will receive a very friendly convo, about a 6 or 7 gentle touch massage and at the end she's very selective. It's a trust and cleanliness issue.

[QUOTE=AmericanAss;3470232]I wish people would save their comments about legit massages for yelp. If I wanted to know how good a legit massage was I would just go get one myself.[/QUOTE]I agree totally. There are several legit spas around where the girls actually have licenses. I got my first massage with HE from Massage Foot Care in Madison, and several assists for DIY at M and why. This was all before the bust at Royal. Tina and Summer were lots of fun. Now nothing. Asians Spas target men who have an asian fetish and are looking for more than a cure for sore muscles. People who go there and spend big bucks for a two hour massage and leave a big tip without pushing for extras make it harder for the rest of us. The girls have a name for them. ATM's.

I know I've said it before but here it is again. If you are looking for a great AMP experience you've got to get out of HSV. Others on this board have tipped me off to great places in FL and GA. Thanks, guys. Atlanta will take care of you but I just got back from Southern California. Most of the BP providers are the same as here. Wanting too much for what they're offering, and thinking they are doing you a favor. The MMPs and AMPs are where its at. Dang good looking young women, with the right accessories, stout bodies, modest make-up, long well kept hair, sexy outfits, and sometimes even the nicest bolt-ons man has made. I was there for a few days and was taken care of every single time and went to two different places. The BP Asian girls seem to be the same workers at the AMPs working after hours. I ordered up a few of them too in the wee hours of the morning and ran into some recently acquainted friends. Good times, man. I've had a good time in Atlanta, but I've had a great time in LA since the quantity is huge. Do some hotel hopping from Orange county, to Hollywood, to Santa Monica and you will never meet the same girl twice but be well satisfied for 180 full hour, full service. Can't wait till duty calls again in the city of angels. Until then, Atlanta here I come.

Stay safe out there.

[QUOTE=SpaTrucker;3471044]I agree totally. There are several legit spas around where the girls actually have licenses. I got my first massage with HE from Massage Foot Care in Madison, and several assists for DIY at M and why. This was all before the bust at Royal. Tina and Summer were lots of fun. Now nothing. Asians Spas target men who have an asian fetish and are looking for more than a cure for sore muscles. People who go there and spend big bucks for a two hour massage and leave a big tip without pushing for extras make it harder for the rest of us. The girls have a name for them. ATM's.[/QUOTE]I don't go to a seafood restaraunt and order steak. If I want steak ill go to a steakhouse. Fortunately I'm not counting change to participate in the pleasures of life. If I want a massage I want a high quality relaxing massage so I go to a massage parlor. If I want a HE, BJ or FS I will go to a provider who has a reputation of being an enthusiastic high quality provider if I can find one. If not ill take chances like everyone else. A buffet type experience is not for everyone and while I'm enjoying my hq massage or FS provider I'm certainly not worried about making it easy or hard on whoever follows. As always know what you're looking for and go where you can get it if you can afford it. I would never go spend money without knowing exactly what I'm getting. Whats foolish is going somewhere hoping to get something that's not offered and complain about it. I travel alot and visit AMPs and massage parlors often. Some do some don't but if I'm there its strictly for the rubdown. If extras are offered I may or may not participate based on several factors but I never leave either a massage parlor or provider without being happy. In short my position is to each their own but go to the right place for the service you want, don't go somewhere hoping for anything. It leads to disappointment. Just because one mans ceiling is another mans floor it doesn't warrant namecalling. Having surplus cash, knowing what you want and being willing to pay for it doesn't make you someones ATM. Its a transaction between two adults. All this massage talk makes me want one. I don't think ill pursue any FS providers here with all the talk about red dicks and green drainage. Over and out.

[QUOTE=EricShunn;3470457]Bottom line is she's very selective. Nothing mechanical about her in my opinion. One hour massage you will receive a very friendly convo, about a 6 or 7 gentle touch massage and at the end she's very selective. It's a trust and cleanliness issue.[/QUOTE]I have seen Kelly B for many years and her options open up the more you see her. She is my go to massage girl, she offers a very clean and relaxing environment and her prices are reasonable.

[QUOTE=BeachBum15;3469875]I've been a regular at them&why for over two years now after trying nearly every AMP in the county. Never got anything remotely leaning toçward 'extras' but almost always got a hands-down excellent massage. Typically opt for the 90 m but often if I really need a good workout, 120 m does the trick. The girls have come and gone, some better than others but I've never left feeling like I wasted my $. Health M next to the old Kangaroo is my next choice. Style is a little different and sometimes I get a harder massage (almost too much. Almost). Both places are relaxing and it doesn't hurt that all the girls are young and cute. These are totally legit shops that guard their rep well. I always respect them and tip well for a well done massage. BB.[/QUOTE]Just left m and why again. Another excellent massage. 90 minutes for 80.00. Same girl as last time with the magic hands. 40.00 on a tip. I can't understand her too well even though she speaks pretty good english. She's just got a thick accent. I did understand when she said see you next time. My reply "I hope so". Two more visits and my card will be punched for the complimentary 30 min. Ill be in hsv about ten more days or less so maybe ill make it. If not ill have to ask that cutie to marry me. LOL.

[QUOTE=RollOneUp;3471226]I don't go to a seafood restaraunt and order steak. If I want steak ill go to a steakhouse. Fortunately I'm not counting change to participate in the pleasures of life. If I want a massage I want a high quality relaxing massage so I go to a massage parlor. If I want a HE, BJ or FS I will go to a provider who has a reputation of being an enthusiastic high quality provider if I can find one.[/QUOTE]Thank you Roll for the wisdom. There is a large enough contingent of folks that enjoy a high quality massage at the Asian Massage Parlors to keep them in business (good business as anyone who has tried to get an appointment on Friday afternoons will attest! As a long-time customer of AMPs (30+ years) let me add my two cents worth to what you said.

Rules:

(1) The signs saying to "keep your underwear on" ARE just for show. You will get a better massage being draped with just a sheet or towel.

(2) Be polite and respectful with your masseuse and you will be rewarded with a great massage. These girls get tired of customers grabbing at them, playing games with the sheet, seeing how far they can push the boundaries. If you can relax and make it known you are there for a great massage only, you will be rewarded.

(3) Get to know the girls name and ask for the masseuse you want by name the next time. All masseuses are not created equal.

Rankings:

I would rank the parlors as follows:

(1) Health Massage. University Drive. (I like a hard, deep-tissue massage. That may not be everyone's "cup of tea".

(2) M & why. University Drive. (Best tease, pretty girls).

(3) Massage & Footcare Spa. South Parkway. Their girls give a pretty good massage. I think they are owned by the same folks that own Health Massage.

(4) Wellness Massage. Cecil Ashburn Drive, South Huntsville. They are owned by the same folks that own M & why. Very small operation, few girls (sometimes one). Sometimes great depending on the girl.

(5) Monterey Massage. Winchester Road. Very nice rooms. Korean masseuses, uninspired massage.

(6) Best Asian Massage. Like so much else, calling yourself "best" is not a good sign. Nice rooms, curtains instead of doors, very mediocre massage.

While I am at it, let me rank the best cities for AMPs offering the full range of services. From totally legit to full-service.

(1) San Francisco. Absolutely GREAT asian massage everywhere.

(2) Los Angeles. Great massage parlors everywhere as well. Not all strictly asian as there are quite a few hispanic parlors as well.

(3) New York. AMPs seem to be left alone here. Great selection.

(4) Atlanta. Our closest place for great selection. Read the reviews.

(5) Dallas. Known to be a great place for full selection. Girls tend to be older in the full-service places.

Glad I got all of that off my chest! Thanks again Roll for the wisdom! As someone said, "Happy" is a state of mind.

M. M.

[QUOTE=MassageMike;3472250]Thank you Roll for the wisdom. There is a large enough contingent of folks that enjoy a high quality massage at the Asian Massage Parlors to keep them in business (good business as anyone who has tried to get an appointment on Friday afternoons will attest! As a long-time customer of AMPs (30+ years) let me add my two cents worth to what you said.

Rules:

(1) The signs saying to "keep your underwear on" ARE just for show. You will get a better massage being draped with just a sheet or towel.

(2) Be polite and respectful with your masseuse and you will be rewarded with a great massage. These girls get tired of customers grabbing at them, playing games with the sheet, seeing how far they can push the boundaries. If you can relax and make it known you are there for a great massage only, you will be rewarded.

(3) Get to know the girls name and ask for the masseuse you want by name the next time. All masseuses are not created equal.

Rankings:

I would rank the parlors as follows:

(1) Health Massage. University Drive. (I like a hard, deep-tissue massage. That may not be everyone's "cup of tea".

(2) M & why. University Drive. (Best tease, pretty girls).

(3) Massage & Footcare Spa. South Parkway. Their girls give a pretty good massage. I think they are owned by the same folks that own Health Massage.

(4) Wellness Massage. Cecil Ashburn Drive, South Huntsville. They are owned by the same folks that own M & why. Very small operation, few girls (sometimes one). Sometimes great depending on the girl.

(5) Monterey Massage. Winchester Road. Very nice rooms. Korean masseuses, uninspired massage..[/QUOTE]I agree on Monterey massage. Shittiest massage I've ever had. Didn't even tip the girl.

[QUOTE=MassageMike;3472250]Thank you Roll for the wisdom. There is a large enough contingent of folks that enjoy a high quality massage at the Asian Massage Parlors to keep them in business (good business as anyone who has tried to get an appointment on Friday afternoons will attest! As a long-time customer of AMPs (30+ years) let me add my two cents worth to what you said.

Rules:

(1) The signs saying to "keep your underwear on" ARE just for show. You will get a better massage being draped with just a sheet or towel.

(2) Be polite and respectful with your masseuse and you will be rewarded with a great massage. These girls get tired of customers grabbing at them, playing games with the sheet, seeing how far they can push the boundaries. If you can relax and make it known you are there for a great massage only, you will be rewarded.

(3) Get to know the girls name and ask for the masseuse you want by name the next time. All masseuses are not created equal.

Rankings:

I would rank the parlors as follows:

(1) Health Massage. University Drive. (I like a hard, deep-tissue massage. That may not be everyone's "cup of tea".

(2) M & why. University Drive. (Best tease, pretty girls).

(3) Massage & Footcare Spa. South Parkway. Their girls give a pretty good massage. I think they are owned by the same folks that own Health Massage.

(4) Wellness Massage. Cecil Ashburn Drive, South Huntsville. They are owned by the same folks that own M & why. Very small operation, few girls (sometimes one). Sometimes great depending on the girl.

(5) Monterey Massage. Winchester Road. Very nice rooms. Korean masseuses, uninspired massage.

(6) Best Asian Massage. Like so much else, calling yourself "best" is not a good sign. Nice rooms, curtains instead of doors, very mediocre massage.

While I am at it, let me rank the best cities for AMPs offering the full range of services. From totally legit to full-service.

(1) San Francisco. Absolutely GREAT asian massage everywhere.

(2) Los Angeles. Great massage parlors everywhere as well. Not all strictly asian as there are quite a few hispanic parlors as well.

(3) New York. AMPs seem to be left alone here. Great selection.

(4) Atlanta. Our closest place for great selection. Read the reviews.

(5) Dallas. Known to be a great place for full selection. Girls tend to be older in the full-service places.

Glad I got all of that off my chest! Thanks again Roll for the wisdom! As someone said, "Happy" is a state of mind.

M. M.[/QUOTE]You are absolutely right in your asessments. Ill have to try the health massage based on your recommendation. Thats the one by the smoothie place?

[QUOTE=RollOneUp;3472856]You are absolutely right in your asessments. Ill have to try the health massage based on your recommendation. Thats the one by the smoothie place?[/QUOTE]Yes, Island Smoothie and Jersey Mike's. (Next to the Kangaroo Gas Station). Ask for Eva, she is a real sweetheart (with incredibly strong hands and forearms!

M. M.

[QUOTE=AmericanAss;3472517]I agree on Monterey massage. Shittiest massage I've ever had. Didn't even tip the girl.[/QUOTE]I wonder if the "Best Massage" on South Parkway and Monterey Massage on Winchester are owned by the same folks. They opened around the same time, both have absolutely fabulous looking rooms and extremely mediocre massage.

M. M.

BTW. I tipped, but I won't return! LOL.

Has anyone used Dream Maker Massage on Triana BLVD. Any Info would be helpful.