Weekend Report - Buffalo Sighting
Wtf, is all Pimp Trick could say. I am going to get right to the report. Who imported the East Indian Water Buffalo to the Loop. I mean, dang. I was out and about. Then felt this rumble. Every step I took. Pimp Trick was poppin off the pavement.
Then low and behold. The Buffalo was coming around the corner. Chased by management and she was moving. As I try to hit my Monger communicator and call OM78. The rumbling was too much. My communicator feel out of my hand. My eyes where big. N. Spider Sense was on confused.
I engaged the left side of my brain. I told Scott Tricky to give me all power to the Warp Pimp Engines. I took off check out this Buffalo. I am like she put the emphasis on Lard Street.
I guess with the Recession, we will get all types and flavors of SW's. Some should have the reject sticker from the USDA labeling plant. Other then that.
There was a good number of SW's out this weekend. LEO was in full effect. The All Hands on Deck was the issue. It was a prelude to the Bigfoot. That is sure to come either late this month or next month. I see my door to door salesmen LEO. They are stats crew. Watch your backs Mongers.
Well, I had a great weekend. I ended it with Star. Star. Hmmmm. Star. Ahhhhhh. Star. Yea Pimp Trick was seeing Stars. But that is in the next report.
Pimp Trick looking for his Water Buffalo Gun to splash the monstrosity on the LoOp this weekend.
Star - Incall (Da Numba, Numba, Numba ONE!!!)
Sw Name: Star. WSW
Description: She is about 5-4, WSW, nice thick frame from last time. So, it is good to have all flavors of Star.
The Pickup: I was working my way to the loop. Check her out, looking good as always. Pretty much my nurse SW. So, it has been a long time for my Pimp Trick checkup. I told her that I need the detail look over. She negotiated a F/S in call.
The Negotiation: She was running FS for $ on the loop, I got it for $$.5 for a trip to her in call location and 45 mins of time.
The Events: After arriving at the Star's notel, I was popping mad trash. She was like calm. In the notel she made sure it is fresh for me (body). She is one of the cleanest SW's in my experience. She told me to relaxed and get undress. I was straight ready for action. G. I. Trick. I end left my traction control on to bang her out. She came to the bed. Asked about the roses, which was taken care of. Pimp Trick was ready for some serious lock door, bang it out, see if she was better then Janae action. I enjoyed one of the best CBJ's I've ever had. I had to get her to stop the dome action so I can pound it doggie. She always gets my tool hard. Flawless skills. I will give the short story. Doggie, Missy, Doggy, Missy, Legs up Missy, more missy until I just had a juicy conclusion. She definitely has a great feel to her box.
The Conclusion: Pimp Trick is going to come out with his personal ratings of all SW's that has flavor the miniature anaconda. Star was consider number one, until Janae came along. Even called me out about it. I will have to say fellas. To each their own.
Star is still UnDisputed. UnChallenged Numba One SW for Pimp Trick. I wish I could bottle her up and see her every night. Then again. Pimp Trick might not survive this battle.
Star clearly holds back on me and I thank her for that every bit of the way. I would be passed out sleep somewhere. Which is not Good for Pimp Trick's swag.
Pimp Trick finally using OM78 format. I wonder if this flows better. Mongers chime in for me.
Management Report Beta Style
Pimp Trick with TuDe. I am checking out all this management on the loop. What is going on! ? ! Are they fakers, playing management monger, or really management. This is the short of it.
Remember the milk cartons you use to drink as a little kid. He is tall as 1/4 cup of juice. What is up with Midget Management? Who is his girlie's?
Fat Stomach Management about to give birth to a child. Who is his girlie's?
Broke Management. When you going to get a SW to work for you?
Too Scared looking Management. Is he trying to beat up people?
Yea, Yea. Pimp Trick is ranting again. I am see more management then SW's. So, I am cocerned.
Robbery waiting to happen? As Tweety bird will say. I think I saw broke management and crack SW's on the Loop. I did see broke management and crack SW's on the Loop.
Pimp Trick putting management on blast. Tell your SW's to give better service and the Mongers will come correct.