Strip Club Reports

Plan a multi strip club visit. Will post as they come.

OG. I went there right at 6:05 PM. No cover before 6 PM. They let me in. The bummer with OG is that they start charging for the booths after six. I always thought that this is stupid business decision. I spoke to the manager who could not care less. I was there so I got $140 for 15 min in "VIP" from a mix Puertorican / Balck / French chick. She "falling stars" on her left groin area. Great natural tits that are meant to be worshipped, which I did. Couple of other decent looking women but over all OG sucks after 6 PM. Just a bad value. It is awesome before six with half priced drinks and free private booths and great mileage.

Has anyone heard of liquid lap dance underwear? I heard something about a club in vegas that charges like 20 bucks for the guy to put it on and then the dancer gives the lap dance with the guy wearing it? Seems interesting.

[url]http://www.liquidlapdance.com/[/url]

What happens when a stripper reaches in an she gets a hand full of. This? I bet she backs away pretty quick.

[QUOTE=Ddek981; 1304505]Has anyone heard of liquid lap dance underwear? I heard something about a club in vegas that charges like 20 bucks for the guy to put it on and then the dancer gives the lap dance with the guy wearing it? Seems interesting.

[url]http://www.liquidlapdance.com/[/url][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Harry Plopper;1304804]What happens when a stripper reaches in an she gets a hand full of. This? I bet she backs away pretty quick.[/QUOTE]Well, from what I hear- the stripper asks you to put these on. Maybe this is just for VIP dances, not just regular lap dances. Supposedly, the stripper sells it to you for like 20 bucks and she tells you to go the bathroom and put it on, then you come back for the dance. Supposed to be like having sex, its lubricated and all, it has a little pouch for your johnson to go in and slide around in.

I guess for 20 if it works she will have repeat customers. Does it feel like warm apple pie?

[QUOTE=Ddek981;1304814]Well, from what I hear- the stripper asks you to put these on. Maybe this is just for VIP dances, not just regular lap dances. Supposedly, the stripper sells it to you for like 20 bucks and she tells you to go the bathroom and put it on, then you come back for the dance. Supposed to be like having sex, its lubricated and all, it has a little pouch for your johnson to go in and slide around in.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Harry Plopper;1304976]I guess for 20 if it works she will have repeat customers. Does it feel like warm apple pie?[/QUOTE]I have heard on good authority that many vegas clubs will start selling a box of Kleenex for 25 and these pants will be in it for free Similar to the cracker jack prize. Franchises are available nation wide.

[QUOTE=Harry Plopper;1304976]I guess for 20 if it works she will have repeat customers. Does it feel like warm apple pie?[/QUOTE]I have only heard of it, I'd love to try it sometime. I think I heard some dancers use it at OG. Maybe something new.

Great profit margins too!. I will wait for the reviews to come back on this liquid thing.

[QUOTE=FunTrust;1305143]I have heard on good authority that many vegas clubs will start selling a box of Kleenex for 25 and these pants will be in it for free Similar to the cracker jack prize. Franchises are available nation wide.[/QUOTE]

I see others are finding out about my little secret.

Was in SR about two months ago. Dancer there sold me a pair of Liquid Lapdance "Lap Dance Pants".

She came over and sat in my lap. Was my type so after a few minutes I asked her for a dance. She said,"Would you like a lap dance or a liquid lap dance?"

I laughed. What's a liquid lap dance? Had no idea what I was getting myself into. Felt kinda like the usual hustle, but appreciated the clever line.

"It's $20 extra, but I promise you'll remember me forever."

"OK"

She opened her purse so nobody could see and took out a silver package. She handed it to me."Don't let anybody see. Take it in the bathroom and put it on. Then come back here and I'll give you the best dance of your life."

I was in shock. I put the package in my pocket and headed for the bathroom. Went into a stall and opened the package. It was a crazy looking pair of underwear with a latex part in front. Also included was a pack of lube and some instructions.

I started laughing."No way! This is the funniest shit I've ever seen. Can't wait to tell my buddies about my adventure."

Followed the instructions. Squirted the jelly-lube into the latex part so it was nice and slippery. Replaced my boxers with the new undies, putting my junk into the latex part. The feeling was instantly good. Zipped up, gave the toilet a fake flush, and walked over to wash my hands. Was a bit concerned you'd be able to tell I had something on. Glanced at the mirror. Everything looked normal.

Tipped the towel guy and walked out to find my girl. She was waiting for me with a huge smile on her face. She stood up, hugged me, and grabbed at my cock and started rubbing through my pants. Felt INCREDIBLE.

We went to 3 for $100 land. Had to wait in line for a few minutes, but I didn't mind because she kept her beautiful ass pressed into as we stood there. I was hugging her from behind and she was wiggling from side to side. Felt great in the liquids.

Finally got a seat. She started dancing. I experimented a bit to figure out if I wanted to have my junk in the up-dog or down-dog position. For me down-dog felt better in the liquids. She had a big ass and big tits. She rubbed everything on my lap. Her tits on the liquids felt almost exactly like titty-fucking. Her ass felt the best, though, and I encouraged her to just keep sliding up and down on my cock.

I spent the first song getting the hang of my new pants. I spent the second and third songs basically trying not to cum. At the end of song three and I let it fly. It was great not to have to worry about cum shooting through my pants (has happened several times). Just came and came and came. She knew I was cumming and just kept grinding, even as the next song started. Then she turned and said, want me to keep going? My eyes were still closed."Not possible". She laughed.

Summary:

The feeling was definitely better than without. It tough to say how much better. But I don't think I'd ever get a dance without them if I had the choice. Was very pleased and gave her the $100 + a $50 tip. I wore my LL home and washed them by hand in the sink. Have used them four or five more times since. Never been busted and have had orgasms on every visit.

Notes:

- The way she was acting, LL is a secret. I don't think it's normal to be able to buy in the club because the management is scared LE will crack down. You've got to buy them online.

- It'd be better to get them online anyway because then you can just wear them to the club and don't have to worry about changing in the bathroom or what to do with your undies.

- Wear soft baggy pants. I don't think these would be very good with tight jeans.

- There is a bit of cleanup needed afterward. Either washing your junk in the sink or taking a shower.

[QUOTE=VegasLarry; 1305567]I see others are finding out about my little secret.

Was in SR about two months ago. Dancer there sold me a pair of Liquid Lapdance "Lap Dance Pants".

She came over and sat in my lap. Was my type so after a few minutes I asked her for a dance. She said,"Would you like a lap dance or a liquid lap dance?"

I laughed. What's a liquid lap dance? Had no idea what I was getting myself into. Felt kinda like the usual hustle, but appreciated the clever line.

"It's $20 extra, but I promise you'll remember me forever."

"OK"

She opened her purse so nobody could see and took out a silver package. She handed it to me."Don't let anybody see. Take it in the bathroom and put it on. Then come back here and I'll give you the best dance of your life."

I was in shock. I put the package in my pocket and headed for the bathroom. Went into a stall and opened the package. It was a crazy looking pair of underwear with a latex part in front. Also included was a pack of lube and some instructions.

I started laughing."No way! This is the funniest shit I've ever seen. Can't wait to tell my buddies about my adventure."

Followed the instructions. Squirted the jelly-lube into the latex part so it was nice and slippery. Replaced my boxers with the new undies, putting my junk into the latex part. The feeling was instantly good. Zipped up, gave the toilet a fake flush, and walked over to wash my hands. Was a bit concerned you'd be able to tell I had something on. Glanced at the mirror. Everything looked normal.

Tipped the towel guy and walked out to find my girl. She was waiting for me with a huge smile on her face. She stood up, hugged me, and grabbed at my cock and started rubbing through my pants. Felt INCREDIBLE.

We went to 3 for $100 land. Had to wait in line for a few minutes, but I didn't mind because she kept her beautiful ass pressed into as we stood there. I was hugging her from behind and she was wiggling from side to side. Felt great in the liquids.

Finally got a seat. She started dancing. I experimented a bit to figure out if I wanted to have my junk in the up-dog or down-dog position. For me down-dog felt better in the liquids. She had a big ass and big tits. She rubbed everything on my lap. Her tits on the liquids felt almost exactly like titty-fucking. Her ass felt the best, though, and I encouraged her to just keep sliding up and down on my cock.

I spent the first song getting the hang of my new pants. I spent the second and third songs basically trying not to cum. At the end of song three and I let it fly. It was great not to have to worry about cum shooting through my pants (has happened several times). Just came and came and came. She knew I was cumming and just kept grinding, even as the next song started. Then she turned and said, want me to keep going? My eyes were still closed."Not possible". She laughed.

Summary:

The feeling was definitely better than without. It tough to say how much better. But I don't think I'd ever get a dance without them if I had the choice. Was very pleased and gave her the $100 + a $50 tip. I wore my LL home and washed them by hand in the sink. Have used them four or five more times since. Never been busted and have had orgasms on every visit.

Notes:

- The way she was acting, LL is a secret. I don't think it's normal to be able to buy in the club because the management is scared LE will crack down. You've got to buy them online.

- It'd be better to get them online anyway because then you can just wear them to the club and don't have to worry about changing in the bathroom or what to do with your undies.

- Wear soft baggy pants. I don't think these would be very good with tight jeans.

- There is a bit of cleanup needed afterward. Either washing your junk in the sink or taking a shower.[/QUOTE]Wow, what a great report. My only question / concerns are:

1. What material is the underwear made out of? Is it more of a diaper?

2. Do all the fluids stay in the pouch, or leak out? Is it like a hole you slip it into, or is it a sleeve type thing?

Welcome to the forum. And interesting report Larry.

So you hand wash them after each "visit" and leave with a squishy crotch from the club. I am not sure why every club does not sell these as a great option if they are that good. Not sure why LE would have an issue with this option.

So how much lube do you get? You did not mention how you made the 4-5 times last.

[QUOTE=VegasLarry; 1305567]I wore my LL home and washed them by hand in the sink. Have used them four or five more times since. Never been busted and have had orgasms on every visit.

Notes:

- The way she was acting, LL is a secret. I don't think it's normal to be able to buy in the club because the management is scared LE will crack down. You've got to buy them online.

- It'd be better to get them online anyway because then you can just wear them to the club and don't have to worry about changing in the bathroom or what to do with your undies.

- Wear soft baggy pants. I don't think these would be very good with tight jeans.

- There is a bit of cleanup needed afterward. Either washing your junk in the sink or taking a shower.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ddek981; 1305881]Wow, what a great report. My only question / concerns are:

1. What material is the underwear made out of? Is it more of a diaper?

2. Do all the fluids stay in the pouch, or leak out? Is it like a hole you slip it into, or is it a sleeve type thing?[/QUOTE]1. It's not like a diaper at all. It's made of thin cotton like normal underwear.

2. All fluids stay in the latex part. When I wore them for multiple orgasms a bit of jizz / lube got out of the latex part and onto the cotton part (in the taint area where the latex connects with the cotton part behind your balls). Nothing leaked onto my pants, though. I was curious about this too. This was not exactly a fair test because it was an epic night at Little Darlings and I found myself in positions the developers of LL could not have anticipated.

The latex part is shaped like an open crescent. This is a great design because between dances the crescent hangs down low enough that it doesn't touch your balls.

[QUOTE=Harry Plopper; 1305923]Welcome to the forum. And interesting report Larry.

So how much lube do you get? You did not mention how you made the 4-5 times last.[/QUOTE]You get a small packet of lube which I'd guess is enough for 1-2 times. For refills the instructions recommend buying "personal lubricant jelly" from Walmart. I bought a nice supply for $2. It's enough for 5 or 10 more trips. Maybe more. You don't need that much lube.

See, I'd love to use this at a "non Liquid Lapdance club," but I am worried what if I put it on at a club, before a lap dance and during the dance, she grabs down there or feels something weird under my pants and gets freaked out, then I get kicked out. Is it something that can easily be hidden under pants? Maybe this will expand into other states and clubs around the country. Investment opportunities?

[QUOTE=Ddek981;1306623]See, I'd love to use this at a "non Liquid Lapdance club," but I am worried what if I put it on at a club, before a lap dance and during the dance, she grabs down there or feels something weird under my pants and gets freaked out, then I get kicked out. Is it something that can easily be hidden under pants? Maybe this will expand into other states and clubs around the country. Investment opportunities?[/QUOTE]Dancers won't get freaked out and you won't get kicked out (kicked out for what?). It is just UNDERWEAR. Dancers will like it because it won't create a mess where they are sitting. Many guys wear rubbers. Cheaper than buying special underwear for $20. See my post from 10/15/11 (#1465).