USA Adult Classified Advertiser: Reviews

Had a dream about cookie claire last week, set up was easy, in call seemed to be a safe location, apt was slightly messy, cat smell, cookie has some baby damage, some track marks, went with the half hour, she didn't seem that into it was quiet, laid there with her eyes closed, course if I was in her position and seen someone like me banging that snatch, I'd close my eyes too. [ She seemed to shine when it came to the bbbjcims, after a few positions, I asked if I could cum in her mouth, she said she loves that, ripped off the wrapper and swallowed every last drop. If I repeat, it will be for a be&g, I think that's her strong point. Damage. 7 wasnt overly rushed, she never asked for anything upfront, so looks 5 cleanliness 4 skills 3 (oral 7) professionalism 8 and that my friends is my experience with claire, YMMV.

[QUOTE=SamTheMan5;2323482]Saw Britt a few days back for 1 hr. Hmm.

She's cute. Said she's got two kids but her body shows little to no damage. She's also very friendly. But I have friends. I don't dream to make new ones or feel some sort of personal connection. I dream to get off.

Brits skills suck. She has something wrong with her knees so she doesn't ride for more than a few minutes. I said "doggy" and apparently that hurts too. So back to oral which is fine. Mediocre fine. Lots of upper teeth which makes it easy to blow, but it hurts. Britt, watch some porn. Get it wet. Get your hand slippery. Act like your turned on.

She did swallow but then it was over. Britt, swallow then keep going. Go til I'm limp and begging you to stop. Then you'd have my return business. For now, I see you as a very sweet girl that sucks at sex. Cuteness only gets one visit, and apparently two kids.

If anyone's considering, just book a half. Unless you like paying to chat it up with a very sweet girl who sucks at sex.

Sam.[/QUOTE]LOL! *tears*.

Visited with khloe513 today and was very impressed. She is a very pretty girl with good skills doing what we did. I have another appt with her soon and looking forward to the experience.

[QUOTE=SamTheMan5;2323482]Saw Britt a few days back for 1 hr. Hmm.

She's cute. Said she's got two kids but her body shows little to no damage. She's also very friendly. But I have friends. I don't dream to make new ones or feel some sort of personal connection. I dream to get off.

Brits skills suck. She has something wrong with her knees so she doesn't ride for more than a few minutes. I said "doggy" and apparently that hurts too. So back to oral which is fine. Mediocre fine. Lots of upper teeth which makes it easy to blow, but it hurts. Britt, watch some porn. Get it wet. Get your hand slippery. Act like your turned on.

She did swallow but then it was over. Britt, swallow then keep going. Go til I'm limp and begging you to stop. Then you'd have my return business. For now, I see you as a very sweet girl that sucks at sex. Cuteness only gets one visit, and apparently two kids.

If anyone's considering, just book a half. Unless you like paying to chat it up with a very sweet girl who sucks at sex.

Sam.[/QUOTE]Sounds like one of those providers who is lazy and don't care zero shits about their clients and only doing this business only to feed a habit or bc their too lazy to get a real job. Sadly theres more like her.

[QUOTE=HuntLadys29;2321307]I did post my review on Ms Nattie I was uncomfortable at grandmas but that's just me but in no way did I say she underperformed she was very good and she is drop dead gorgeous, the body is tight the face is very pretty and she has killer eyes. With those duo photos and that very in depth review which I thought was a great piece of writing, I thought I was reading penthouse magazine I almost got a woody. Ms Natties phone should be ringing off the hook. Right now my calendar is full for the next week but I'm sure I will try some of that duo action very soon myself. HL29.[/QUOTE]LOL them pictures did give me the urge and I had to go put it on here the other night and her performance did live up to the hype. I think sexy pics taking by clients will help alot these providers out instead of using the same tired pictures in every ad.

Looking for information on her, very cute. PM me thanks.

I've seen Allie once before, but it's been awhile; like maybe 18 months or something like that. I thought she looked the same as she did back then; a petite cutie. I'm not good at estimating physical proportions or dimensions, but I would say Allie is about 5' 1" to 5' 2', weighs about 100 to 105 pounds, nicely proportioned boobs, probably be's, and a very nice butt. Allie is in her mid 30's, but looks younger. She has a great smile, very pretty eyes, long brown hair, and I think she is very cute; I wouldn't be afraid to be seen with her anywhere. She looks great in jeans and a top, looks even better without clothes even with a bit of lower belly damage.

Allie is a bit hyper, she talks and moves fast, makes your time feel just a bit rushed. But Allie is a great kisser, really great, loves DATY (gets very wet, "appears" to "O" quite easily, and tastes great), gives wonderful BBBJ, and fucks hard; but do remember to bring your own cover. Today's events included lots of LFK, DFK, BBBJ, DATY, hard riding CG, and aggressive BBBJCIMWS to finish. Events took place at NoTell off 71; it was ok, but I look forward to her hosting from her apartment; which will be soon. The room was a non-smoking room, and Allie had sprayed air freshener, but I still left with a smoke smell on my clothes; just a fact of life in most of these NoTells I think.

I will repeat soon as I like Allie's petite body, her good looks, fair price, and of course her aggressive style of sex; and I recommend her to others with similar tastes. Boo.

I got tired of seeing her ads with no reviews, so I took her to lunch to see what's up. Her ads are posted by somebody else, so she doesn't know about reviews. She said that she hasn't seen many guys from USA though. I told her it was because there were no reviews and almost seemed TGTBT. (By the way, I did see a review of her under the name Precious (so now I've seen Sexy MaMa, Sweat Dreamz, Lea, and Precious) from a long time ago. Not very good.) At least now I know she is legit. She was very prompt with her emails and texts, and on time for our lunch, I was late, not her.

She's tiny, about 5'1" maybe 105 lbs. Very quiet, cute, nice 25, one kid. She was dressed in low cut top with lots of cleavage and tights. It was very nice watching her walk away with her tight little ass and great legs. She let me do a normal "check" and her boobs aren't huge and are very soft. They probably sag a lot. I gave her a few tips on getting more business and getting repeat customers. We had a nice time.

Right now she is living with her parents so doing incalls is sketchy at best. She doesn't drive so "pick up" in Price Hill is necessary I guess. I told her to call if she gets a usable location. With some experience and help she might be a good find. Maybe some reviews will now be able to address her skills in action. Give the right situation, I'll probably give her a try. Stay Safe.

I have enjoyed meeting Desi several times in the past. As most saw Buddha decided to ride off into the sunset leaving his associates independent. Desi just recently posted and ad with a new number so I contacted it. I got her friend Alexis, they are normally inseparable but Alexis said Desi left the business and hasn't talked to her in days. I don't know if I believe or trust alexis, I think there is a possibility she might be trying to divert desi's business her way because she get considerably less attention. And the ad was posted today? So why post today but as alexis claims left a few days ago. If anyone knows anything let me know, another number would be great if it's out there. Also anyone heard from Jordan is she still floating around now as well? Thanks.

Been doing this hobby for almost a year now. Seen some amazing ladies and seen some busts. I guess this post is just to ask the group of men out there. And providers, if you guys have any ladies who are consistently more in the northern part of town. All the hotter ladies (I. E EE girls and other of the more famous USAG gals) are all more to the south. Work and responsibilities keep me from making the trips too many times so any names thrown my way (PM me please) would be greatly appreciated!

[QUOTE=Charger1;2324969]I have enjoyed meeting Desi several times in the past. As most saw Buddha decided to ride off into the sunset leaving his associates independent. Desi just recently posted and ad with a new number so I contacted it. I got her friend Alexis, they are normally inseparable but Alexis said Desi left the business and hasn't talked to her in days. I don't know if I believe or trust alexis, I think there is a possibility she might be trying to divert desi's business her way because she get considerably less attention. And the ad was posted today? So why post today but as alexis claims left a few days ago. If anyone knows anything let me know, another number would be great if it's out there. Also anyone heard from Jordan is she still floating around now as well? Thanks.[/QUOTE]The ad could have been posted and is set to auto renew.

Just a thought.

BuyingSmiles.

Met her this week at her in call. The girl looked decent. And the in call was good too. But not impressed with her attitude, skills and her body. Not repeating it.

[QUOTE=Charger1;2324969]I have enjoyed meeting Desi several times in the past. As most saw Buddha decided to ride off into the sunset leaving his associates independent. Desi just recently posted and ad with a new number so I contacted it. I got her friend Alexis, they are normally inseparable but Alexis said Desi left the business and hasn't talked to her in days. I don't know if I believe or trust alexis, I think there is a possibility she might be trying to divert desi's business her way because she get considerably less attention. And the ad was posted today? So why post today but as alexis claims left a few days ago. If anyone knows anything let me know, another number would be great if it's out there. Also anyone heard from Jordan is she still floating around now as well? Thanks.[/QUOTE]You have a PM from me. The ads post on auto-renew which is a real problem as some ladies do not realize that they are advertising.

I've seen a new number for Jordan on Budda's old site. Has that same number for Desi too. I had asked in another thread if anyone had an appointment with Jordan post retirement, but haven't heard anything.

[QUOTE=Charger1;2324969]I have enjoyed meeting Desi several times in the past. As most saw Buddha decided to ride off into the sunset leaving his associates independent. Desi just recently posted and ad with a new number so I contacted it. I got her friend Alexis, they are normally inseparable but Alexis said Desi left the business and hasn't talked to her in days. I don't know if I believe or trust alexis, I think there is a possibility she might be trying to divert desi's business her way because she get considerably less attention. And the ad was posted today? So why post today but as alexis claims left a few days ago. If anyone knows anything let me know, another number would be great if it's out there. Also anyone heard from Jordan is she still floating around now as well? Thanks.[/QUOTE]

I have heard that Cupcake (formerly with Budda & Sasha's partner) is back in the business UTR. She was one of my all time favorites. Can anyone confirm? PM if so.