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[QUOTE=CoochieEater;3457631]Yep, share away! If you read most of the posts on the board, you find that we, as a group, are a bunch of complainers. Damn, most of what we write about are the skags we've picked up, the poor service, the cops, newbies asking questions, and each other. But if you have some good experiences, then YES! Please share! Pussy tasted like honey and butter, asshole was tight on my little finger, sucked her left nipple till she had a titgasm, came really hard when she told me her dad was watching from another room, etc. So if you have something new to share, Please do!

These are some topics that are sorely lacking:

* One armed hooker gave me stump job.

* Big clit looked like dick. I was freaked out.

* Peed on hooker who wanted more.

* Peed on hooker and she didn't know.

* Mother and daughter double.

* Twin Sister double.

* Father and son double.

* Cop and priest double.

* Four fingers in Vagina.

* Two fingers in Asshole.

* Two fingers in Vagina, one in asshole (The Shocker).

* Four finger in asshole (cop and priest double).

Anyway, if you have anything like that, please tell us. Thanks for sharing.

Coochie (Yep, stripper's mom and step dad three way. No stripper though. : Eater.

God Bless You All.[/QUOTE]Not only did I do 4 fingers in a vagina, I was able to fist a girl. Milwaukee lady a few years back.

[QUOTE=Waldo999;3459234]Not only did I do 4 fingers in a vagina, I was able to fist a girl. Milwaukee lady a few years back.[/QUOTE]Damn, I been on this board a long time. Years ago I posted about a BP girl I hooked up with in Madison. She was with her boyfriend as they pulled up to the motel next to me. The boyfriend got out of the car, and HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE BED, FRED, her boyfriend was a woman! Probably one of the most mannish women I've ever seen. Well, anyway, this little slip of a black girl accompanies me into the notel, and we begin. BORING LACKLUSTER DETACHED UNENTHUSIASTIC LISTLESS FUCK! I asked if she was bi, and she said "No, just lesbian. " Jesus, can't you close your eyes and pretend I'm that fucking jack-booted diesel dyke in the car? I bailed.

Stupid fucking me. I shoulda deep fisted this little girl, because I know Masculine Maxine in the hoopty sure a shit did. So kudos to you for getting in there, rolling up your sleeves, and getting the job done. In all my adventures, I've never gone up to the wrist. Keep up the good work. Gynecologists need you.

Coochie (still a bridge to cross) Eater.

God Bless All Gape Twatted Babes!

Sista half sisters. I had a regular for many years whos father sired 27 children all female, most by different mothers. Many of these mothers were stripper ho types and the fruit didn't fall far from the tree. Over a four year period I fucked 4 of the half sisters and one of the baby moms. I would get invited to family gatherings and that's where I would meet her sisters and end up sneaking off for head in the bathroom or car. On my best day I fucked two half sisters and got head from their mother afterwards without any of them the wiser.

Peed on a hooker without her knowing. I showered often with the main half sister and one time I noticed she was facing the shower head with legs slightly spread and knees slightly bent with a yellow stream flowing out of her. I was standing behind her and I let loose with my own stream which was real yellow and stinky (aspergis) I hit her right at thee top of her ass crack she didn't notice because hot water was streaming down her back. After I finished, with the shower reeking of piss and a big yellow spot going down the drain, I called her a pig. This is a trick I had learned years before with my ex wife. peeing on my ex in the shower are probably my fondest memories I have of her.

4 fingers in a vagina. Yup four in right before I got the whole fist in. See genral reports #6638 for details. And coochie I still got the digits (probably won't work).

2 fingers in asshole. Do two thumbs count? Two thumbs with the finger nails together while spreading her ass open during doggy style vag fucking seems to work the best for me. Lots of scores in this catagory. make sure its wet and prod alot don't force.

Two fingers in Vagina, one in asshole (The Shocker). My pinky has been stinky plenty of times. Same rules as two thumbs apply lots of spit and prod don't force. Start with one finger in vagina (the teaser) but make sure your other three fingers are bent at the second joint so the nubs will start prodding at her rosebud and taint. Go to two fingers in vagina (the pleaser) but keep up the prodding with your nubs on the brown eye. Wiggle your fingers and push them deep in the vag while applying alot of pressure on the taint and sphincter. If you do it right she will just think the nubs prodding the mud hole are an accident which just so happens to feel good. Remember its called the shocker for a reason your success at working your pinky in is dependent on your prep work. I usually say something like "lets fill both your holes" right as i start pushing the pinky in so it doesn't seem like a pearl harbor thing. I also dated a real analy inclined chick a few years back who could easily take two fingers in the vag and two in the ass np (the Spocker). I have never attempted one finger in vag three in the ass (the show stopper).

I've also done alot of good work with a big purple double dong (like the one CJ uses to beat people in gta san andeas).

[QUOTE=ThotSlap;3459779]Sista half sisters. I had a regular for many years whos father sired 27 children all female, most by different mothers. Many of these mothers were stripper ho types and the fruit didn't fall far from the tree. Over a four year period I fucked 4 of the half sisters and one of the baby moms. I would get invited to family gatherings and that's where I would meet her sisters and end up sneaking off for head in the bathroom or car. On my best day I fucked two half sisters and got head from their mother afterwards without any of them the wiser.

Peed on a hooker without her knowing. I showered often with the main half sister and one time I noticed she was facing the shower head with legs slightly spread and knees slightly bent with a yellow stream flowing out of her. I was standing behind her and I let loose with my own stream which was real yellow and stinky (aspergis) I hit her right at thee top of her ass crack she didn't notice because hot water was streaming down her back. After I finished, with the shower reeking of piss and a big yellow spot going down the drain, I called her a pig. This is a trick I had learned years before with my ex wife. peeing on my ex in the shower are probably my fondest memories I have of her.

4 fingers in a vagina. Yup four in right before I got the whole fist in. See genral reports #6638 for details. And coochie I still got the digits (probably won't work).

2 fingers in asshole. Do two thumbs count? Two thumbs with the finger nails together while spreading her ass open during doggy style vag fucking seems to work the best for me. Lots of scores in this catagory. make sure its wet and prod alot don't force.

Two fingers in Vagina, one in asshole (The Shocker). My pinky has been stinky plenty of times. Same rules as two thumbs apply lots of spit and prod don't force. Start with one finger in vagina (the teaser) but make sure your other three fingers are bent at the second joint so the nubs will start prodding at her rosebud and taint. Go to two fingers in vagina (the pleaser) but keep up the prodding with your nubs on the brown eye. Wiggle your fingers and push them deep in the vag while applying alot of pressure on the taint and sphincter. If you do it right she will just think the nubs prodding the mud hole are an accident which just so happens to feel good. Remember its called the shocker for a reason your success at working your pinky in is dependent on your prep work. I usually say something like "lets fill both your holes" right as i start pushing the pinky in so it doesn't seem like a pearl harbor thing. I also dated a real analy inclined chick a few years back who could easily take two fingers in the vag and two in the ass np (the Spocker). I have never attempted one finger in vag three in the ass (the show stopper).

I've also done alot of good work with a big purple double dong (like the one CJ uses to beat people in gta san andeas).[/QUOTE]Damn I feel like I should be taking notes.

I send someone a number (Hey! I'm always willing to share!! It results in extra time, lower price, more fun, closer relationship, etc) BUT - - - .

I get this back "What are the damages?" Here is my response:

"I don't do damages. It's up to you to negotiate your own price. If I give you a lower number than she usually charges, then she'll be pissed at me. If I give you a number higher than you can negotiate yourself, I look stupid. So I don't give out damages. You understand, right? ".

Now what this really means (if you read between the lines) is: [B]ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID????[/B].

So figure this is how it's going to go:

[B]You:[/B] Hello, is this Lateefa?

[B]Her:[/B] Who dis?

[B]You:[/B] Hi! My name is Nonutz Bumblefuck and I'm a friend of Coochie's. He gave me your number and said you were great, and that I would really like you.

[B]Her:[/B] Who? Coochie? What the fu. . . , Oh COOCHIE! Oh yeah, how you doing? [I]Now be real here guys. These girls after all are in business, and most of them are predatory, so they were just sent someone who got a good recommendation about them. Do you think they're gonna quote high or low?[/I].

[B]You:[/B] Okay, well how much for an hour of your time?

[B]Her:[/B] It's $$. $$.

[B]You:[/B] ([I]Holy LimpDick, Batman! But now it's time to pull up your big-boy pants and start negotiating. You want to get the price down, but you don't want to piss her off AND you want to keep me out of the doghouse with her.[/I]) Ooh, ouch. That's a little steep. Coochie said you were really great, but I didn't think it would be that much.

[B]Her:[/B] Yeah, what did Coochie tell you?

[B]You:[/B] [I]This is critical[/I] [B]Coochie didn't tell me anything. [/B] He just said you were great, but my usual girl had to quit seeing me after she was killed in a drive by. I used to pay her $.

Now the negotiation begins! But for fuck sake, quit throwing your referrer under the bus. Grow a hair on your ass and remember, if this girl just turned a trick, she doesn't need to suck your stinky dick as much as you might think. If her pimp just beat her ass for not earning enough for him to buy a new PlayStation, she might do you for pennies. But figuring that out is UP TO YOU.

Good luck.

Coochie (Had his ass chewed too many times before he learned) Eater.

God Bless You All.

P.S. If you refer someone and get asked for damages you can cut and paste my response: "I don't do damages. It's up to you to negotiate your own price. If I give you a lower number than she usually charges, then she'll be pissed at me. If I give you a number higher than you can negotiate yourself, I look stupid. So I don't give out damages. You understand, right? ".

PPS. Or alternately this one works too: "Eat shit and die! I gave you the number, didn't I? What the fuck do you want me to do? Wipe your ass and chew your food for you too? Jesus ".

Just saw SierreRose. Was actually looking forward to meeting her. Pros- safe in call, great oral, into the service, attempted to be friendly. Cons- fat and ugly, overly annoying and talkative. She was playing games on the phone for a while, had me waiting and then I left and returned later after she hit me back up and my other options fell through. When I saw her, I almost left because I was not attracted to her. I knew she was going to be a little tubby, but I can give a pass if its an attractive cougar. I did not like her face, seemed to have a crusty ass style. She kept talking and talking about nonsense, I couldn't respond because I was just to disappointed and kept contemplating weather to leave. I change my HH to a QV, 100 $. She starts playing with my dick and putting it in between her large breast. I finally get hard from her large titties. She was then about to suck the cock bare, I asked her if she had a condom. I think she felt awkward that she didn't even offer one to begin. She starts giving me oral and it seems average, I'm thinking about how I want to bone her, then the BJ turned amazing, it was like the best BJ ever and I just finished from there. I've never been the biggest fan of oral, in the real world its been average at best for me, and with providers I just want to pound it normally, so I appreciated the good oral but that's not why I see providers. I will not be repeating. Many of you would of had a fine time with her and would find her decent looking, but this is Alpha's viewpoint. I can't wait to meet Violet!

Alpha.

[URL]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/el-salvador-sweetheart/21977028[/URL]

I saw this one this morning. Definitely the girl in the pics. Very small spinner body. A few hiccups meeting up, but was all on me. Add looked familiar, if you've been around a while you may remember from a couple years back. I tried to meet back then and never worked out (her fault then). Seemed to good to be true. So this time around my spidey senses were on high. Anyway we finally meet up today, she came to me, out only. Because my time was short we agreed on BJ. She pulls out condom and I ask for BB. She agrees and says she normally doesn't but thought I was cute. So away we go BBBJ and when comes time to blow I ask if I can in her mouth and to my surprise she nods yes. First out comes the condom and now BBBJCIM. As I said she's the one in the pics however as the body looks good she does have some dental issues. Not rot and not the worst but I'm pretty picky and was hoping for better. I may repeat, haven't decided yet. I think it was more like one from the past I always wanted to check off the list. She drove with a friend that looked really good as well and I believe would be up for a go. I might inquire more about her.

[QUOTE=RustyCage;3459180]I'll jump in here with twin doubles and 2 fingers in the ass. Both happened with the twins. They posted some time back, Destiny and Starr. If anyone remembers them, they most posted on racine backpage and bitchesofbackpage. Bent both over and while banging one, 2 finger ass bang the other then switched. It was a great time.[/QUOTE]I wasnt sure if they were twins for sure but damn that destiny was a firecracker, I first met her for a bbbjws in the alley behind her house in kenosha, next time I saw her she came over and walked in my door and jumped on me with her legs wrapped around my waste and has her tongue down my throat, I had her naked before her feet hit the floor, she could CG with the best of them, met both after the other sister got out of her state visit, I don't recall which one I gave my liquid gift to but both were fun, I saw destiny once more and she had cut that long blonde hair off very short unfortunately and then she disappeared from BP, if anyone knows her she has quite a storied past with her ex.

[QUOTE=FerrariForMe;3460334][URL]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/el-salvador-sweetheart/21977028[/URL]

I saw this one this morning. Definitely the girl in the pics. Very small spinner body. A few hiccups meeting up, but was all on me. Add looked familiar, if you've been around a while you may remember from a couple years back. I tried to meet back then and never worked out (her fault then). Seemed to good to be true. So this time around my spidey senses were on high. Anyway we finally meet up today, she came to me, out only. Because my time was short we agreed on BJ. She pulls out condom and I ask for BB. She agrees and says she normally doesn't but thought I was cute. So away we go BBBJ and when comes time to blow I ask if I can in her mouth and to my surprise she nods yes. First out comes the condom and now BBBJCIM. As I said she's the one in the pics however as the body looks good she does have some dental issues. Not rot and not the worst but I'm pretty picky and was hoping for better. I may repeat, haven't decided yet. I think it was more like one from the past I always wanted to check off the list. She drove with a friend that looked really good as well and I believe would be up for a go. I might inquire more about her.[/QUOTE]Nice report. I was wondering about this one.

Thanks for the info.

And then it was gone! Just that quick.

[QUOTE=Ps1999;3458903]Ask and ye shall recieve! She has a friend too!

[URL]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/join-us-2-beauties-for-a-4-hand-special-pics-are-real-white-girls-dont-miss-us/21924448[/URL][/QUOTE]

Had an appt set up with Kirby today, arrived at her hotel and all I got was radio silence. Gave her 15-20 min to respond, and heard nothing, so I took off. As much as I'd like to try again, that kind of flakiness is a real turn off. At least come up with a good excuse, or even a bad excuse.

Not many other usual options responding either today, must either be a really busy afternoon, or everyone's taking the day off.

[QUOTE=AlphaMke;3460086]Just saw SierreRose. Was actually looking forward to meeting her. Pros- safe in call, great oral, into the service, attempted to be friendly. Cons- fat and ugly, overly annoying and talkative. She was playing games on the phone for a while, had me waiting and then I left and returned later after she hit me back up and my other options fell through. When I saw her, I almost left because I was not attracted to her. I knew she was going to be a little tubby, but I can give a pass if its an attractive cougar. I did not like her face, seemed to have a crusty ass style. She kept talking and talking about nonsense, I couldn't respond because I was just to disappointed and kept contemplating weather to leave. I change my HH to a QV, 100 $. She starts playing with my dick and putting it in between her large breast. I finally get hard from her large titties. She was then about to suck the cock bare, I asked her if she had a condom. I think she felt awkward that she didn't even offer one to begin. She starts giving me oral and it seems average, I'm thinking about how I want to bone her, then the BJ turned amazing, it was like the best BJ ever and I just finished from there. I've never been the biggest fan of oral, in the real world its been average at best for me, and with providers I just want to pound it normally, so I appreciated the good oral but that's not why I see providers. I will not be repeating. Many of you would of had a fine time with her and would find her decent looking, but this is Alpha's viewpoint. I can't wait to meet Violet!



Alpha.[/QUOTE]Very nice review. Appreciate the honesty as it does nothing but help all of us out.

[BLUE]I get soooooo fucking tired of reading this

"blah blah blah and now she is burning up my phone"

Why in the fuck are you even answering unless you want her to suck your dick? Why are some of you guys so quick to hand your testicles to these chicks? If they are not paying you to fuck them then hang the fuck up, block the number and go fuck somebody else.

Fuck, this is an easy thing, they need the money worse than you need the pussy because there is ALWAYS more pussy to go fuck, this isn't dating.

A2[/BLUE]

[QUOTE=Admin2;3460581][BLUE]I get soooooo fucking tired of reading this

"blah blah blah and now she is burning up my phone"

Why in the fuck are you even answering unless you want her to suck your dick? Why are some of you guys so quick to hand your testicles to these chicks? If they are not paying you to fuck them then hang the fuck up, block the number and go fuck somebody else.

Fuck, this is an easy thing, they need the money worse than you need the pussy because there is ALWAYS more pussy to go fuck, this isn't dating.

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]If I could "like" this or "thumbs up" this, I would until I get blisters.

[QUOTE=AlphaMke;3460086]Just saw SierreRose. Was actually looking forward to meeting her. Pros- safe in call, great oral, into the service, attempted to be friendly. Cons- fat and ugly, overly annoying and talkative. She was playing games on the phone for a while, had me waiting and then I left and returned later after she hit me back up and my other options fell through. When I saw her, I almost left because I was not attracted to her. I knew she was going to be a little tubby, but I can give a pass if its an attractive cougar. I did not like her face, seemed to have a crusty ass style. She kept talking and talking about nonsense, I couldn't respond because I was just to disappointed and kept contemplating weather to leave. I change my HH to a QV, 100 $. She starts playing with my dick and putting it in between her large breast. I finally get hard from her large titties. She was then about to suck the cock bare, I asked her if she had a condom. I think she felt awkward that she didn't even offer one to begin. She starts giving me oral and it seems average, I'm thinking about how I want to bone her, then the BJ turned amazing, it was like the best BJ ever and I just finished from there. I've never been the biggest fan of oral, in the real world its been average at best for me, and with providers I just want to pound it normally, so I appreciated the good oral but that's not why I see providers. I will not be repeating. Many of you would of had a fine time with her and would find her decent looking, but this is Alpha's viewpoint. I can't wait to meet Violet!

Alpha.[/QUOTE]This used to be some prime pussy. She used to post videos of that pussy. Too bad she is now fat and ugly. What happened?