Massage Parlor Reports

Be careful. I went today and Uncle was sitting across the street so I walked back to my car a street over and left.

[QUOTE=Rpatl;6371879]Be careful. I went today and Uncle was sitting across the street so I walked back to my car a street over and left.[/QUOTE]I went yesterday afternoon and same thing. It's a damn shame! Could literally walk to it from work, but I guess I won't be doing that again! SMDH.

[QUOTE=Rpatl;6371879]Be careful. I went today and Uncle was sitting across the street so I walked back to my car a street over and left.[/QUOTE]I think we should turn it down for this location for a while. We know it is happy time. This is not good.

[QUOTE=ItsAllGreat570;6371655]I've been dreaming a lot lately. I had a dream at 3rd with the rocking chair girl. It was average at best but I guess that's what's to be expected here in Richmond. I went to Orlando a couple months ago and was shocked to see in the forums that the standard there is 2 pops with ts and complete GFE for $$ for hhr. Apparently the girls are like models too. I didn't have time to indulge while with family even tho they close at midnight. Either way made me realize how weak the AMP scene is in Richmond. Anyway, went to Cary and didn't get her name but for a .6 hr I got a CBJ for .8 and she tried to use a baggy but I had my own cover. Most toothy singing ever, hardly finished. I haven't been but it seems the AMP next to pizza hut in Mechanicsville is advertising on stg and the one on Creighton also advertises. I used to go to cleaners before they shutdown and have only been to Creighton once. Any recent visits to report on?[/QUOTE]Which one on Cary there is at least 3 from what I see. Any info on new Asian massage at 17 Cary thinking about checking it out.

[QUOTE=TomCat67;6372623]Which one on Cary there is at least 3 from what I see. Any info on new Asian massage at 17 Cary thinking about checking it out.[/QUOTE]Only aware of one AMP on Cary.

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Any legit GH in the area?

Went by the Enon spot (not Sheetz). The girl I usually go for and like wasn't there. As I was about to walk out I get the "You try new girl," which I usually don't fall for but I figure what the hay, maybe I'll get a decent massage. It wasn't to be.

First hint, when she steps in I was still undressing (which is a tactic of mine to feel a new girl out by her response.) This ones response was to back out, close the door and wait for me to lie on the table. Dammit, here we go. As she's giving me the ol' elbow and knuckle job (which I hate, I want fingers and hands) I'm hearing her stomach rumble. This wasn't once or twice, this was a near constant growling in my ear. I wanted to tell her to go finish her lo mein and get back to me after. So after a poor massage with zero teasing, I flip and she immediately covers my junk with a towel. At that point I finally get a good look at her. Mid 50's, haggardish and tired looking- a new "girl" alright, more like you convinced grandma to give HJ's. I tapped out. There was a look of concern on her face as I'm rushing to get dressed. On the way out the main girl stops me and translates that the new girl would like her tip. I pointed to the clock and noted that I was leaving 20 minutes early and she understood. The new "girl" was named Missa or some sh!t. Avoid, and I wouldn't even say this is a YMMV thing, unless you want a crap massage with elbows dug in your spine and she don't even bother to touch your taint.

I'll be checking out of the AMP game for awhile.

Have been to busy to get up to Fedricksburg this week, so went to old standby, Seasons. New staff. She was 60 ish with big pot belly and skinny legs. A big turn off. Massage was almost non existent. This is a deep fall from previous staff. I miss Sisters. Hope to get back to Fedricksburg next week. Richmond seems to just get the cast offs. This one will not be around very long with this talent.

I've been meaning to post more often, but this is a report from August at Sheetz. I don't think I'll be going back due to the looks of the providers. I was greeted by an old overweight lady who wasn't cute at all. Little head was in charge though, and I opted for 4 hand (stupid me).

I was hoping one of the providers would be cute, but the second one was worse than the first! Pretty decent HE but I won't be back unless I see some glowing reviews. Sorry, but I don't remember the damage, I just know I could've gotten something better if I took a trip further north.

Between comfort and here been my go to, no longer. Until new rotation. This was the worst experience I've honestly ever had, and I don't think I've ever spoken bad about a place. Everyone has a bad day, grumpy or whatever, but this girl was yawning, barely rubbing, moaning (not in a good way) and just overall not happy to be there. About half halfway thru for some reason she just dumped a shit ton of oil on my back, I mean like top off ounces on my back. Rubbed that around for a few minutes and then brought a bucket of water in the room with a towel and rubbed it off. Zero teasing, then the flip, the only reason I was there was because my SO has been out of town and needed. Once she started on jr. , I almost left but needed relief. Some kind of strange h. E. That was awful, if you go here and see a short girl with a ton of make up, run.

[QUOTE=Midnight1;6374481]Have been to busy to get up to Fedricksburg this week, so went to old standby, Seasons. New staff. She was 60 ish with big pot belly and skinny legs. A big turn off. Massage was almost non existent. This is a deep fall from previous staff. I miss Sisters. Hope to get back to Fedricksburg next week. Richmond seems to just get the cast offs. This one will not be around very long with this talent.[/QUOTE]Right there with you Richmond is just horrible for the most part and I go to fredericksburg all the time, the farther north you go up 95 the better they get too!

I've seen a lot of bad reports lately and unfortunately there is no good news on my end either. Went to brook, got rushed, and 9 min after I pulled up I was leaving. That's ridiculous. That was my go-to for a long time but I'm done. Told the mamasan I'm never coming back. I think that Cary will be my new go-to. As long as its not Eva it's usually pretty good.

[QUOTE=DorkHelmet;6375773]I've seen a lot of bad reports lately and unfortunately there is no good news on my end either. Went to brook, got rushed, and 9 min after I pulled up I was leaving. That's ridiculous. That was my go-to for a long time but I'm done. Told the mamasan I'm never coming back. I think that Cary will be my new go-to. As long as its not Eva it's usually pretty good.[/QUOTE]Wish I had seen your review before I went there this week. Although I got close to the full time, what I got was a shitty, elbowing attempt at a rub. Not nearly resembling a "massage". My tour guide said her name was Amy. I don't intend to make the mistake of visiting here again.

Is this the one beside the barber shop?