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This chic needed to change her name from Ladii Slimness to Ladii Boringness about 2 months ago. Saw this chic 2 months ago, but the session was so boring that I was too bored to write a review on her until now. Yes, the service was pretty lame and somewhat boring. I saw her ad running one morning for $50 qv in the south side area. Since I was headed in that direction on that day, I figured I would deal with this chic before I dealt with my bitniss (business). All communications were via text before I got to her door.

When she relayed her address though, I was a bit skeptical of this chic. I thought for a flash second that she was another chic that I got duped by 2 times already. I thought she that nasty ass chic I visited a 2nd time by mistake, last year. Her address was similar to that chic's address. I googled her phone number to see if her number or pics were linked to that chic's pics and number and found out that it wasn't. I proceeded onwards and called her when I got to her place to let her know that I arrived.

She answered her phone after a few rings and sounded groggy as if she had just woken up. Bad sign!! I should have just left then. She directed me over to her apartment with her slurred and incomprehensible speech before telling me to come up the stairs as she stood in front of the doorway. I walked up into her room and was greeted by a so-so attractive chic wearing an open blue silk robe. Upon first glance, I noticed she had a nice sized medium gut pushing out from beyond her robe with a slim frame. The apartment was neat and clean though with no cigarette smells anywhere.

I said my greetings as she mumbled something incoherent while walking me back to her room. As we got into her room, I immediately noticed a thick blanket on the floor and figured that's where the session was going to take place. I should have left then. We conversed or I did most of the talking for a few seconds, then handed her the bread. It was 50 bones for 15 minutes. After she took the money and hid it in her bathroom, she came back out and told me to get comfortable. I did so all by myself with no help from her at all.

She in turn took her silk robe off to reveal a medium sized gut in the mid-section with no stretch marks or any signs of childbirth. Her gut looks so out of place on her thin frame. Her ass, it was what I call a, "landslide ass". It was flat up top and sloped outwards as it went down. It looked like a landslide being flat towards the top and sliding outwards as it went down. Needed some more fullness and definition to it. She never gave me her measurements, but she looked like a good 5'8 135-137 lbs. Her face was about a "6".

I asked if she would take off her bra (why) and she said that she doesn't normally do that. She did though and when she did, I was like dammn. This chic's got a nice pair of breastess's. Why is she hiding it like that? What a bafoon? That's her best asset. They were full B cups that stood up on their own with silver dollar sized dark areolas. The girls looked very nice. I'd list them as "super nice". After we were both in the buff, she instructed me to lay back on the blanket, just after handing me a condom to put on all by myself with no help from her at all.

She then laid beside me, placed her hand on the base of my shaft and gotsta sucking. The sucking was pretty weak! I felt no suction at all as she ran her mouth up and down my shaft. Typical. She did this for a good 2 minutes before stopping and assuming that I was ready. I told her that I needed a little more as I was still at no mast and she went back to bobbing and weaving again. She went up and down on my shaft for another 2 minutes before stopping and assuming I was ready, again. These chics are so terrible at their job.

They can't even get a guy aroused and want to place an ad on an escorting site. Ridiculous. She asked me which position I wanted, as I laid there with a half-mast johnson, and I told her doggie. She bent over in the doggie position and asked if I wanted her legs opened or closed. Say what? I told her open as she opened her legs for me as I got behind her and mounted her in doggie. As soon as I halfway entered her, she started throwing it back immediately. That a girl. Throw that landslide ass back to daddy.

It looked good, but I kept slipping out ever 10 seconds due to my limpness. What is this chic thinking? Everytime I slipped out, I tried to put it back in and she just started throwing it back immediately. I don't know if she was doing that on purpose or not to mess with my mojo but 4 minutes into her throwing it back and me slipping out, I felt a rush coming out of nowhere. Really. A few seconds later, I bussed a weak ass nut with a semi-erect cock. I didn't even feel anything as I was unable to fully penetrate her. Oh well.

I told her I blew my load and she looked back and told me I could clean up in the bathroom. That was pretty nice of her. I walked my happy nekkid ass into the bathroom to clean myself up with toilet paper. I came back out to get dressed as she already had all of her clothing back on. She walked me to the door as I said my condolences and she just said, "ok". Pretty boring. This chic doesn't have much of a personality at all and I doubt she has any regulars.

It's just a quick in and out without much of any interaction from her at all. She was smelling fresh and clean though with no foul odors anywhere; that's always a plus. No repeat at all for me. Too boring. I'll give her a "6" in looks and a "5" in performance. So long folks. Take care of your boring selves.

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Hey guys,

Had the pleasure of meeting roxy over the weekend, called her up two part type of system.

She quoted 60 for qk session. Headed out to her spot which was hotel / motel on pleasant hill area.

Once there was given rm number, I head up to room, door opens yes it her, tall slimmy with a decent azz.

Once in, she did her LEO chk. To make sure I was legit.

Then afterwards of that, I place donation on table and was told to get comfortable, with no help from her.

After that she asked me to scrub in with handsanitizer, OK no problem with that, once lying on bed she tried Appling slevee, on my limp noodle.

After awhile of attention on noddle, it's not going up, do to the very tight slevee she has, I ask if she can give a little bbj, she declined, OK then, she starts back doing her thing trying to get the noddle to rise, in the mix of that I figured I'd rub her box to get me going mentally.

She tells me no. ,no can't do that, OK then I start rubbing on her azz and then trying to massage her backdoor, nope no, was told can't do either.

I'm like he'll, I thought that was the reason she had me scrub in. So at this point I already know how ish, is going to go from here.

After a so, so, head job, I climbed behind her for a little doggy. Once in, the feel was OK, prior to entry she threw some ghetto lube in, so I can't really say how she felt. While hitting it from back I'm getting no response from her, she's to busy on the fuc king phone setting up her next appointment, damn I hate the ish, I fell as though , do your job and handle business that's in front of you first, then once done handle they other. Dammit.

So finally I bring myself to do the do in slevee, once done, clean up, told her cya. Then bouced, ,on way out she said please come back for another time. I'm like Bullsht I didn't enjoy this time LOL.

All and all.

She is the girl in the pics, looks like she's trimmed down some. Decent conversation, no foul smells or odors.

But the main thing is, she's a Germ, a phobic, to many rules of can't do was to much for me no repeat, here.

Hope my contribution helped play safe, sneeker.


The link is messed up sorry[/QUOTE]Oh hell no I would have called LEO on this bih to further fuck up her life.

[QUOTE=DavePhd;3400736]I will second that. She was in Columbia for a while. I called her, but passed because of her attitude and tone on the phone. She told me I was asking to many questions LOL pardone me for laying out the expectations before I waste my gas LOL.[/QUOTE]YEAH I agree Ronnie77 and Dave, HER ATTITUDE WAS Real shifty, especially when I told her, your in the wrong business to be a Germ aphobic.

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[QUOTE=Killanstink;3400994]Oh hell no I would have called LEO on this bih to further fuck up her life.[/QUOTE]Why the hell would you even consider doing that? Bad Mojo Man, Bad Mojo!

[QUOTE=Killanstink;3400994]Oh hell no I would have called LEO on this bih to further fuck up her life.[/QUOTE]Calling LEO? You can't be serious.

[QUOTE=TacoTuesday1;3400838]There's this one reviewed provider who happens to provide within 5 minutes of my job. I'm not sure if it's a good idea do to the proximity. Don't shit where you eat. I usually make sure there at least 30 minutes away from me. Have you guys ever seen a provider within your area?[/QUOTE]All the time, I've run into them out shopping. They are just a paranoid as you are. In tampa I was seeing this one chick from a lingerie shop pretty regularly. I ran into at publix. With her 4 kids I passed by and just gave her a wink and she gave me a little wave. Next time I saw her at the shop we had a really intense session. Plus she. Stopped charging me the door fee so I was getting a full service session for $. Then one day she was out of hats so she lets me hit it bb with cob, or she would suck me off. Good times.

[QUOTE=TacoTuesday1;3400838]There's this one reviewed provider who happens to provide within 5 minutes of my job. I'm not sure if it's a good idea do to the proximity. Don't shit where you eat. I usually make sure there at least 30 minutes away from me. Have you guys ever seen a provider within your area?[/QUOTE]Thats a good rule to have and it's something that most of us should follow for safety reasons. However I have seen 2 providers that are located 5 min away from my job. I haven't regretted yet but one of these days it's going to bite me in the ass. The thing is that I like going on my lunch breaks so when you got an hour lunch you got time for qv.

But bottom line, not a good idea.

A.

[QUOTE=Mrmojo69;3399793]Those pics are of the well known UTR Maddy. I wonder why she started advertising?[/QUOTE]Guys,

I didn't get it. It is good to meet her or avoid. I just text her, she said she is in Norcross.

[QUOTE=TacoTuesday1;3400838]There's this one reviewed provider who happens to provide within 5 minutes of my job. I'm not sure if it's a good idea do to the proximity. Don't shit where you eat. I usually make sure there at least 30 minutes away from me. Have you guys ever seen a provider within your area?[/QUOTE]I visit them near the office all the time. I have never seen any of them around when not visiting.

My ex asked if I ever saw them around after she found out I was frequenting them a lot.

I told her I had not but my hope is they would not say anything if I was with someone else but you never know.

Went to see this one in a hotel in forest Park. As I'm pulling in it was people every where and the were just looking at me drive in. I called the chick and she says she is in the back. I tell her I'm really not feeling your location she says it's OK no one bothers me over here. I'm like I'm good and I just leave. She texts me back and says she will meet me in the front if the hotel. I turned around and said I'm headed back. Once I'm back sure enough she meets me in the front. She is the chick in the pics. She hops in and we head to her room in the back. Once we get to her room I park and tool up. She says you won't need that I'm like can't be to careful. The back had less foot traffic but more people just standing in their room door. Once we get into her room I notice a 5 foot 120 pound chocolate chick with a pretty face and a phat ass. I mean she had a plump but it looked fake. As I just keep staring the date I was there to see says it's real grab it. I walk over and I do and it was real. The the switcharoo comes. My orifinial date says do you want her instead I'm like yes and the chick says ok. My original date goes into the bathroom and we get down to business. She gives me a ok CBJ said she would have done bbj for 80. After I get up she pulls off her tights. I just couldn't stop rubbing on her butt. She had smooth dark skin and a phat ass. Now I try to get into her p doggy but it's stupid tight. Afree a few tries I'm in and stroking little thang. Then a knock at the door comes and she looks up and says who is that. I say I don't know and keep putting in work til I blow. After I pull out I start to smell this wicked fish odor. It was so bad I had to trash my boxers and shower up in the qt bathroom. I don't have any pics of the one I hit. But will I repeat for my original date yes just to try her but for the other one nope I still can't get that cat smell off my hand.

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[QUOTE=CoolBreeze95;3401644][URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/busty-massage-special/59101903[/URL] Going to see her today. Has anybody seen hee before? Phantom is her name.[/QUOTE]But I like the vid, please let us know how it went.

I went to see this one over in Decatur at an apartment complex off flat shoals. It was a easy call and set up. I went early in the am so there wasn't any one out. Her address directed me right to her building which was cool. Once I got to her apt door she peaks out aND sees me then opens up the door. I can't say if those are her pics or not I'm leaning toward not but a good representation. She is 508 509 125 130. Nice little soft flubbery booty and little tits saggy though. Once inside it was 50 for the quick. She walks me to a room in the back. Place was clean no smoke smell but did have a lot of rooms not sure of she has room mates or kids. She spreads out a sheet over her air matress and gets naked and I do to. She asks if I have a rubber which I do and she puts it on my dick. Once on she starts giving me a sensual CBJ. As she is sucking she makes good eye contact and doesn't use her hands to much and takes good direction. Once I'm good and hard. I tell her I'm ready for doggy. Now I'm short but that didn't matter because little slim bent all the way over to get on this. She had on lube so I just slid in with ease. Once in she starts moaning and gripping the sheet saying dam your dick is fat and I responded I know. I start stroking slim I didn't try to beat the p up. I just peewee long way stroked her. And she was throwing that ass back little flubbery booty jumping all around I'm slapping that ass and squeezing it having a good ol time. At one point I went real deep and she rose up but I pushed her back down and chest to the bed and she complied with no problem. After 5-6 more minutes of stroking I blew a big load aND she gave me a wipe. Me personally I like wipes because their white and show blood or any other color that ain't supposed to be there. But sheven was clean no smells or colors and the p was tight and deep. Will I repeat yep.

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[QUOTE=TacoTuesday1;3400838]There's this one reviewed provider who happens to provide within 5 minutes of my job. I'm not sure if it's a good idea do to the proximity. Don't shit where you eat. I usually make sure there at least 30 minutes away from me. Have you guys ever seen a provider within your area?[/QUOTE]I try to get them within walking distance. It's great for a nooner.