Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=BooRadley72;4927862]I am referring to the possibility that people are writing reports and fabricating content. Motivation? Just to fuck with people. I don't want to call anyone out since I have no proof. I just don't see some of the recent reports describing AMP services in line with what most people are reporting.[/QUOTE]It seems the "new" normal is to say anything you want, generally false, just for your own enjoyment. There has always been, as long as I have been here, certain low number posts that you knew were false be the glowing reviews. Many were the first or second post, giving so and so a great report, after she had been panned by many on the board.

[QUOTE=ShyGuyTwoPly;4927176]Wondering if anybody has been able to get ful service or a BJ our of Lia at cherry? I got extras but want to know if she goes further before making a return visit. Also 7 day has a new girl lin the. Anybody have a review of her? I want to check her out but its so busy there I hate going, there's always people o the patio of the bar next door. Pm me if you have details on either of those, would like FS but don't want some older mamasan.[/QUOTE]Just saw Lin at 7-day. Nice tits on that one. Eager to please and open to direction. Will repeat. Saw an older lady there who had a better figure than Lin.

[QUOTE=Flagrant;4928250]Ah, I misunderstood. I thought you were referring to the bullshit in ads. You're referring to the bullshit people post about their experiences here in the forum. That can be harder to discern.

In general, if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.[/QUOTE]This probably should go to stupid shit forum but yes most definitely. And if you read a history of a members reports and they've never once reported they were here or there or saw a certain provider but jump on and piggyback another report. That pretty much says it all.

I will say that some have also told me you won't get this or that here and things have progressed nicely for me but it can also go the other way too. As Flagrant has stated, we all have to discern for ourselves.

[QUOTE=ShyGuyTwoPly;4927176]Wondering if anybody has been able to get ful service or a BJ our of Lia at cherry? I got extras but want to know if she goes further before making a return visit. Also 7 day has a new girl lin the. Anybody have a review of her? I want to check her out but its so busy there I hate going, there's always people o the patio of the bar next door. Pm me if you have details on either of those, would like FS but don't want some older mamasan.[/QUOTE]One visit with Lia today, one visit with Amy (older one) last week. They are very firm on no oral, or fucking, regardless of the money. Paid Amy more than any other AMP other than the full buffer in 45 years of mongering, and felt it was a good value. Talked to them, Amy was a cook in China, came to US three years ago, Madison two months ago. Amy has a husband who drives UBER in New York city (?) (who would lie about that?) Checked in on owen about three weeks ago, and the only attendent was busy, and may have been working during the MING dynasty.

Wondering if anybody has been to Beaver Dam, Cross Plains, or the place just down the hill from Woodmans on Gammon? Good luck, happy hunting.

[QUOTE=MadisonVanMan1;4928887]One visit with Lia today, one visit with Amy (older one) last week. They are very firm on no oral, or fucking, regardless of the money. Paid Amy more than any other AMP other than the full buffer in 45 years of mongering, and felt it was a good value. Talked to them, Amy was a cook in China, came to US three years ago, Madison two months ago. Amy has a husband who drives UBER in New York city (?) (who would lie about that?) Checked in on owen about three weeks ago, and the only attendent was busy, and may have been working during the MING dynasty.

Wondering if anybody has been to Beaver Dam, Cross Plains, or the place just down the hill from Woodmans on Gammon? Good luck, happy hunting.[/QUOTE]Thank you for the report. I appreciate the honesty. There seems to be a shortage of that in the reviews lately.

Haven't had any fun in cross plains since lily and the bigger girl were there two years ago. Tried it a month ago, girl named Anne there, not attractive, SS only, and puts a beanbag thing over eyes on the flip so you don't see anything. That would be interesting if more happened but it doesn't, $20 tip, however, she's actually good at massage so there's that. Last time went to gammon place by woodmans the woman had a wig on that kept sliding off the side of her head, that was a huge turn off to say the least, won't be back there either.

[QUOTE=MadisonVanMan1;4928887]One visit with Lia today, one visit with Amy (older one) last week. They are very firm on no oral, or fucking, regardless of the money. Paid Amy more than any other AMP other than the full buffer in 45 years of mongering, and felt it was a good value. Talked to them, Amy was a cook in China, came to US three years ago, Madison two months ago. Amy has a husband who drives UBER in New York city (?) (who would lie about that?) Checked in on owen about three weeks ago, and the only attendent was busy, and may have been working during the MING dynasty.

Wondering if anybody has been to Beaver Dam, Cross Plains, or the place just down the hill from Woodmans on Gammon? Good luck, happy hunting.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MadisonVanMan1;4928887]One visit with Lia today, one visit with Amy (older one) last week. They are very firm on no oral, or fucking, regardless of the money. Paid Amy more than any other AMP other than the full buffer in 45 years of mongering, and felt it was a good value. Talked to them, Amy was a cook in China, came to US three years ago, Madison two months ago. Amy has a husband who drives UBER in New York city (?) (who would lie about that?) Checked in on owen about three weeks ago, and the only attendent was busy, and may have been working during the MING dynasty.

Wondering if anybody has been to Beaver Dam, Cross Plains, or the place just down the hill from Woodmans on Gammon? Good luck, happy hunting.[/QUOTE]Saw Lia recently as well, she's my new favorite in the AMP scene. Really good massage, happy roaming before and after the flip, lots of effort into the tease, too.

The other Cherry (6665) is hit or miss with me. I've had CBJ and was offered FS there, and have also had timid newbies wearing baggy jeans and off-brand Adidas who only offered SS.

The place you spoke of near Woodmans, I've been twice, both were SS or nothing, but that was a year or two ago so things may have changed.

Cherry 558 is my top spot, then 6665 when it's good, or Fish Hatch (though last two times I've stopped by there no one answered; this was mid-afternoon).

[QUOTE=SplitTailLover;4928327]It seems the "new" normal is to say anything you want, generally false, just for your own enjoyment. There has always been, as long as I have been here, certain low number posts that you knew were false be the glowing reviews. Many were the first or second post, giving so and so a great report, after she had been panned by many on the board.[/QUOTE]I've hit most of the places in Madison at least twice, and honestly every time has been YMMV. Relax used to be a sure thing, but the last few times, all they allowed was SS, "we no want to get in trouble". I've been to other places where guys left happy, yet, I couldn't even get them to leave the draping off, and no touching was allowed. One place that supposedly allowed extras I went to went like this:

1) paid for 4 hand, one was average, the other did absolutely nothing. I complained at end how I paid for one of them to do nothing and got "she new, I make it up next time". Absolutely left unhappy in every way.

2) got the one that said she'd make it up to me and decided to press my luck. Started face up and as soon as she came in, I went straight for getting under the bra, and she let me, so a few minutes later, the bottoms came down too, and it was a great hour of mutual touching. She seemed very happy, and liked the tip.

3) started on my stomach and when I turned over, the top went up, but the pants wouldn't budge. Massage was about a 3/10.

4) decided that starting on my back had been more fun. When she came in, I went to pull her top up, and got shut down. "we no do that here". I got up and left without paying.

But I think my UTR girl explained it best. I saw her at least 6 times and went there because the massages were pretty good but she had a no extras reputation, so I never asked because there had been no teasing whatsoever. Then at Christmas time, she shocked me with a happy ending. Then the next few times, nothing again, until one day, another surprise. As she's doing it, she's telling me how one guy begged and offered her $1000, and she said no. I asked why and she said that she only does it for guys that deserve it, not for the money. She said if guy asks for it, is a jerk, tries to grope her, or she finds out that he is married, he will never get one, and that she alone decides who gets one. She doesn't ask for more tip, and has said no to a higher tip when I tried to give it to her. I think a lot of the girls here in town also have their own standards, which is why our experiences can be so different. It can't be easy for them moving from town to town every few months, and every once in a while, they let loose on some lucky guy.

I decided to visit based on some recent reviews. Hadn't been here in a long time. The experience was just what I was referring to in recent posts. " YMMV" I drew a younger girl who called herself Lili. Took me to the first room on the right which is usually a bad sign right off the bat. Got ready and she came in the older lady made an appearance wanting to check me out I guess covered face with a sandwich baggy and rubber bands I kid you not. The girl then closed the door and covered me with a towel which is pretty standard to warm you up. The towel remained for quite awhile however. Finally removed and said oil massage. Massage was pretty good just the right pressure and nice on the legs and ass. Some good tease. On the flip covered with a sheet the entire time with no tease. Things were going down hill. I attempted a little OTC with hopes and she created more distance. Then comes the " all done ". I said you're kidding right? She replied " times up" I hinted I wanted more and got shut down immediately and adamantly. She had mask and gloves the entire time also. Some asshole came shortly after me and was told to come back in a half hour, well he kept coming back every fucking five minutes and Lili had to see who it was every time even though the old lady was answering the door.

So reading through the most recent posts, it sounds like only 1 or 2 girls working at any given time at the spas. Is this the case? When you pay up front can you pick & choose? Sounds like many times some old hag comes in when you thought you were getting someone else.

Some guys are trying to hard to get extras, here is what works for me.

First never wear a wedding ring. Never ever.

Second I always have a wad of cash wrapped in a rubber band. When I'm asked for the amount for the massage I always make sure I peel off the bills one at a time right in front of them. That way they see there is more to be made if they so desire, and usually do. Remember these girls think you're a chump and will get away with as little as possible, if they see a nice billfold they change dramatically.

Third talk to them. Some will talk with surprisingly good english. Get them interested.

Four try not to look like a bum. The more professional you look the better your chances.

Again that works for me, might not work for others but tips one and two are the important ones.

Tried to search East. West Healing, I can never get search to work, can someone let me know if it is legit or extras, feel free to PM if you would rather do that. Thanks in advance guys.

[QUOTE=Rocket27;4933520]Tried to search East. West Healing, I can never get search to work, can someone let me know if it is legit or extras, feel free to PM if you would rather do that. Thanks in advance guys.[/QUOTE]Was there a couple of years ago, half off coupon from a home show. Totally legit, and an attitude like a doctor's office in terms of scheduling. And I've had better legit massages elsewhere.

Over in escort reports, we're trying to find the unicorn in a sea of midgets, fatties, and grannies.

Over here, it seems about the same.

Except no midgets.

Went to 7 Day because I did actually need a massage and figured I might as well try to get a little fun while I was at it. Tried to do a walk in, was told I needed to wait 20 minutes for someone else to leave. Sat in my car, made eye contact with the dude that left, hello, and then went in. Did the temp check, had me use hand sanitizer, and then into the room. Got the older lady (at least she was in her 40's for sure, don't know if there is one older than her).

Did a decent massage on the back, but she's not too strong. She asked if I wanted soft, medium, hard and I opted with medium because usually these girls like to try and kill you when you ask for hard. She pretty much positioned herself in a way that when she was at my head my hands were on her ass, so I went with it and gave her a mini massage any time she was up there. She used a ton of oil which felt weird with her wearing gloves.

On the flip I was rubbing her pussy through her spandex and could tell she was getting wet, but she didn't take them off sadly. Gave me a hand job and I made her work for it. I don't really get off from handys, so it took her quite a while. Finally left somewhat satisfied. Total was 6+4.

Been lurking for awhile and had asked this awhile ago but thought I might try again. In my search I've found a few of the places mentioned but others I can't find anything. Especially since they are only refered to by the street they are located on. If anyone is willing to help me out with some good places I would love more info. I'm looking for 6665,7 day (may know where this one is) and fish hatch specifically. Feel free to pm me so this info can remain where it should and not in the general public.

[QUOTE=TheHand;4933326]Some guys are trying to hard to get extras, here is what works for me.

First never wear a wedding ring. Never ever.

Second I always have a wad of cash wrapped in a rubber band. When I'm asked for the amount for the massage I always make sure I peel off the bills one at a time right in front of them. That way they see there is more to be made if they so desire, and usually do. Remember these girls think you're a chump and will get away with as little as possible, if they see a nice billfold they change dramatically.

Third talk to them. Some will talk with surprisingly good english. Get them interested.

Four try not to look like a bum. The more professional you look the better your chances.

Again that works for me, might not work for others but tips one and two are the important ones.[/QUOTE]I think your right on, can't go in being all creepy and Anxious, plus being a cheap skate got to remember they are women and human too, I have been lucky on a few visits to get the top off and panties down and suck on some nice jugs would like to go farther but don't carry condominiums with me, just like yesterday at 55 x, got lucky with the younger one with a nice set on her, she liked it too, think about how many times they are getting asked besides GH is the best thing going for FS can't be cheap to have fun guys.

Tried to see https://madison.skipthegames.com/massage/exotic/125-body2body-special-2night/394862581475 Made an appointment last night for today at 11. She agreed and said she was on the east side. I told her I would text her at 1030 for the address and she said OK. As I drove to the east side I texted at 1020 to ask for the address. No reply until 1047 with just "Hi". Asked again for the address, no reply until 1110. Asked if she was available said "Anytime". Asked if she was available then 1/2 hour later replied she was. But again, no address. I had long gone.

Drove to Cherry and had a good massage from Emmy. Minimal tease for the back massage but at the end of the back massage a lot of teasing began. 5 minutes of tease then asked to flip. She motioned to ask if I wanted HE. I said yes and she did a very good job. After a little OTC I asked and she pulled everything up. Never asked about tip but seemed happy with what I left her.

[QUOTE=JNorris;4934996]Tried to see https://madison.skipthegames.com/massage/exotic/125-body2body-special-2night/394862581475 Made an appointment last night for today at 11. She agreed and said she was on the east side. I told her I would text her at 1030 for the address and she said OK. As I drove to the east side I texted at 1020 to ask for the address. No reply until 1047 with just "Hi". Asked again for the address, no reply until 1110. Asked if she was available said "Anytime". Asked if she was available then 1/2 hour later replied she was. But again, no address. I had long gone.

Drove to Cherry and had a good massage from Emmy. Minimal tease for the back massage but at the end of the back massage a lot of teasing began. 5 minutes of tease then asked to flip. She motioned to ask if I wanted HE. I said yes and she did a very good job. After a little OTC I asked and she pulled everything up. Never asked about tip but seemed happy with what I left her.[/QUOTE]This is Julianna. I've never seen her. Over the years, she's had consistently bad reviews. Who knows? Maybe she's secretly awesome. I tend to think, you wasted time on this one, but not money. LOL.

[QUOTE=JNorris;4934996]Tried to see https://madison.skipthegames.com/massage/exotic/125-body2body-special-2night/394862581475 Made an appointment last night for today at 11. She agreed and said she was on the east side. I told her I would text her at 1030 for the address and she said OK. As I drove to the east side I texted at 1020 to ask for the address. No reply until 1047 with just "Hi". Asked again for the address, no reply until 1110. Asked if she was available said "Anytime". Asked if she was available then 1/2 hour later replied she was. But again, no address. I had long gone.

Drove to Cherry and had a good massage from Emmy. Minimal tease for the back massage but at the end of the back massage a lot of teasing began. 5 minutes of tease then asked to flip. She motioned to ask if I wanted HE. I said yes and she did a very good job. After a little OTC I asked and she pulled everything up. Never asked about tip but seemed happy with what I left her.[/QUOTE]You didn't miss out on anything. She has been reviewed her before. B2 B maybe, nothing else for sure.

[QUOTE=JNorris;4934996]Tried to see https://madison.skipthegames.com/massage/exotic/125-body2body-special-2night/394862581475 Made an appointment last night for today at 11. She agreed and said she was on the east side. I told her I would text her at 1030 for the address and she said OK. As I drove to the east side I texted at 1020 to ask for the address. No reply until 1047 with just "Hi". Asked again for the address, no reply until 1110. Asked if she was available said "Anytime". Asked if she was available then 1/2 hour later replied she was. But again, no address. I had long gone.

Drove to Cherry and had a good massage from Emmy. Minimal tease for the back massage but at the end of the back massage a lot of teasing began. 5 minutes of tease then asked to flip. She motioned to ask if I wanted HE. I said yes and she did a very good job. After a little OTC I asked and she pulled everything up. Never asked about tip but seemed happy with what I left her.[/QUOTE]You aren't missing out on a thing. Last time I seen tits like hers, I was looking at a National Geographic.

[QUOTE=BrunoMadison;4935700]You aren't missing out on a thing. Last time I seen tits like hers, I was looking at a National Geographic.[/QUOTE]Do you mean like nice young tits or old saggy ones.

[QUOTE=DanMadison;4928430]Just saw Lin at 7-day. Nice tits on that one. Eager to please and open to direction. Will repeat. Saw an older lady there who had a better figure than Lin.[/QUOTE]Ho would you describe her? I textwd and was told she's 18 so that sounded fun but if its a frumpy 18 ten what's the difference. Also does she go full?

[QUOTE=MarshField56;4936198]Do you mean like nice young tits or old saggy ones.[/QUOTE]Very very saggggy!

[QUOTE=Flagrant;4934088]Over in escort reports, we're trying to find the unicorn in a sea of midgets, fatties, and grannies.

Over here, it seems about the same.

Except no midgets.[/QUOTE]The last couple of times I checked out skp there were some trannys on there; between the fatties grannies trannys and fakes its not worth checking out anymore.

Does anyone have a reliable honest review on Allexsya? I know it is likely a YMMV thing, but it would be good to get opinions. I thought of taking one for the team but I hate that location and set up for a variety of reasons and going there is high risk for me personally, so PM me if you prefer.

[QUOTE=BooRadley72;4939954]Does anyone have a reliable honest review on Allexsya? I know it is likely a YMMV thing, but it would be good to get opinions. I thought of taking one for the team but I hate that location and set up for a variety of reasons and going there is high risk for me personally, so PM me if you prefer[/QUOTE]There are reports that she's hot, but no extras, no matter how fat your wallet. And then there's reports that she's relatively open and game to extras. So, sounds like YMMV.

[QUOTE=Crisler;4940481]There are reports that she's hot, but no extras, no matter how fat your wallet. And then there's reports that she's relatively open and game to extras. So, sounds like YMMV.[/QUOTE]Right. I saw those. My guess is the truth is somewhere in the middle. I think there are more and more bogus reviews on here. Guys give bad reviews to keep demand low on providers they like, and give phony stellar reviews just to send people on wild goose chase. I might have to toftt but really hate that location.

[QUOTE=BooRadley72;4939954]Does anyone have a reliable honest review on Allexsya? I know it is likely a YMMV thing, but it would be good to get opinions. I thought of taking one for the team but I hate that location and set up for a variety of reasons and going there is high risk for me personally, so PM me if you prefer.[/QUOTE]Mediocre massage. Cute face. Great body. Standard finish. Expensive but it seemed more was available for repeat customers. Ultimate YMMV. I won't repeat because I'd rather do gh and get a guaranteed ending for less.

Stopped by Cherry. No one in the place so got right in. Got Annie nice spinner type body couldn't tell age with the mask but didn't seem old at all. Nice tight spinner body. Actually a pretty legit massage with teasing and flip with a standard finish. Good time and worth it. Surprised on how good the actual massage was which is definitely a change. Maybe because I went for the hour who knows.

If any of you remember Hot Stone in Belvidere you should head over to Spring Grove IL and hit up Spring Spa. I was in that area today, walked in and was greeted by the chunky mama from hot stone and walked out. It may not be the same outfit just the same mama but I wouldn't doubt it.

You will get good service there but the talent will be hit or miss, they usually bring in better talent when they get slow but it's usually grannies.

[QUOTE=MilMong;4941634]Mediocre massage. Cute face. Great body. Standard finish. Expensive but it seemed more was available for repeat customers. Ultimate YMMV. I won't repeat because I'd rather do gh and get a guaranteed ending for less.[/QUOTE]The fee is $120 for an hour. You consider that expensive? Please elaborate. Maybe you tipped? At the end? It's entirely up to you, right?

[QUOTE=Crisler;4942343]The fee is $120 for an hour. You consider that expensive? Please elaborate. Maybe you tipped? At the end? It's entirely up to you, right?[/QUOTE]Of course I tipped at the end for the finish. For the fee plus tip, you can get better from GH.

[QUOTE=MilMong;4943089]Of course I tipped at the end for the finish. For the fee plus tip, you can get better from GH.[/QUOTE]Better looking, though?

[QUOTE=MilMong;4943089]Of course I tipped at the end for the finish. For the fee plus tip, you can get better from GH.[/QUOTE]Geisha house on Wednesday. Pd for one hour $240. Lucked out And drew Dakota. My first time seeing her. Won't be my last. CBJ & prostrate massage was as good as it gets. Thank you Dakota look forward to seeing you again soon.

[QUOTE=Duffus;4943204]Geisha house on Wednesday. Pd for one hour $240. Lucked out And drew Dakota. My first time seeing her. Won't be my last. CBJ & prostrate massage was as good as it gets. Thank you Dakota look forward to seeing you again soon.[/QUOTE]I've never been to GH. I'd want to see the lineup before committing. No way I'm paying $240 for an hour with some random luck of the draw.

I remember when it was 60 plus 40 tip FS back in the horse and buggy days.

[QUOTE=Duffus;4943204]Geisha house on Wednesday. Pd for one hour $240. Lucked out And drew Dakota. My first time seeing her. Won't be my last. CBJ & prostrate massage was as good as it gets. Thank you Dakota look forward to seeing you again soon.[/QUOTE]Dakota is hot man, worth every $ can't wait til I go back.

[QUOTE=Flagrant;4943244]I've never been to GH. I'd want to see the lineup before committing. No way I'm paying $240 for an hour with some random luck of the draw.[/QUOTE]The Geisha House used to have a website with a line-up telling you who is working that week, but they no longer have the website. You can always call the Geisha House and ask who is working. You do get to choose who you want to be with once you walk into the establishment.

[QUOTE=BooRadley72;4939954]Does anyone have a reliable honest review on Allexsya? I know it is likely a YMMV thing, but it would be good to get opinions. I thought of taking one for the team but I hate that location and set up for a variety of reasons and going there is high risk for me personally, so PM me if you prefer.[/QUOTE]Saw her for the first time a couple of weeks ago. She is a very hot spinner type. I was allowed to DATY, which got her little button to a hard on flex. When I finished she was smiling and out of breath. First time visit, not much else on the menu, but I'm hoping to prove worthiness for more from her. She did get into 69 and let me enjoy her honey pot once again as she stroked me to explosion. Like I said, I'm going to give her one more try to see if she'll losen up her menu. If not, I'm finished with her.

Never a fan of the little fat guy, but at least he has nice taste in choosing employees.

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