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[QUOTE=Too Nice;1486409]She announced her retirement a few months ago.[/QUOTE]Again? Wonder how long it will last this time.

[QUOTE=ScooterAllCity;1486604]Again? Wonder how long it will last this time.[/QUOTE]She has an active post on EROS.

[url]http://www.jsonline.com/blogs/news/161144165.html.[/url]

Couldn't decide whether to put this here or under Streetwalkers.

[QUOTE=RedRooster2; 1489426][url]http://www.jsonline.com/blogs/news/161144165.html.[/url]

Couldn't decide whether to put this here or under Streetwalkers.[/QUOTE]The link does not work anymore. Is there an alternate link / location?

[QUOTE=Mako Shark;1486421]On May 1 on HoH when discussing Sierra Rose's latest retirement, she posted "because I'm leaving in August". I realize it's not August yet but, it may explain the site being paused. Or maybe she bailed early.[/QUOTE]Hi, which site is HOH, I'm not familiar with that one.

[QUOTE=RedRooster2; 1489426][url]http://www.jsonline.com/blogs/news/161144165.html.[/url]

Couldn't decide whether to put this here or under Streetwalkers.[/QUOTE]The link doesn't link.

Sorry about that. It was an article in the paper about someone caught on a security cam having sex with a German Shepherd. Try Google bestiality js online maybe you'll find it.

[QUOTE=RedRooster2;1490191]Try Google bestiality js online maybe you'll find it.[/QUOTE]Thanks but I'll pass.

[QUOTE=MisterMe;1489816]Hi, which site is HOH, I'm not familiar with that one.[/QUOTE]HOH = Heaven-or-Hell dot com. You need to subscribe to access the reviews that the members post.

[QUOTE=Iamthirsty;1490298]HOH = Heaven-or-Hell dot com. You need to subscribe to access the reviews that the members post.[/QUOTE]Great, thank you. Unfortunately registration there has been disabled. Sometimes I think I'm on a slow boat to China.

As I have admitted elsewhere, I am an abuser of fake pics. I have been doing a website off and on for an escort for the last ten years. When she was young and dumb, she posted her own pics. Now she's becoming legit, studying to be a medical professional (no not a fucking CNA, a REAL medical professional). Because of her desire for legitimacy, she is apprehensive about posting her own pics. Because of the desire for easy cash, she still escorts. Have I used other girls' pics on her site and in her ads? Yep, I have. When she shows up at the door, is she at least as pretty as those pics, and is the guy happy to have a woman of this caliber present? Yep he is. Does she fucking rock his world and leave him completely satisfied? That freaky little b1tch sure does! Does he give a rat's ass about pics at that point?

Nope.

Not at all.

Now I understand that fake pics are bullshit. Most girls find pics that resemble them in some manner: Black girls use pics of black girls, white girls use pics of white girls, some girls use pics that resemble them simply because the pics are not those of a man. Some girls use pics of Jada Fyre, but they look like Precious.

So what's a monger to do?

Ask. It's really simple. You find an ad you like. You check Tineye or Google (Jesus H. Christ, download Google Chrome and get the Tineye plug-in. It's free, it's easy, and checking pics is a mouse-click away). Then you call the prospective b1tch up and go through all the same shit you go through with a legit provider. Then drop this on them: "I see you're using someone else's pics. If I show up and you're not at least as pretty as those pics, I'm walking." See what she says. [red]"Oh no! Those are me! Someone else used my pics!" [/red] or [red]"I used those pics because they really resemble me!" [/red]

Regardless of what she says, if you decide to follow through on this, you arrive with [b][u]HALF[/u][/b] The money she's asking. Why? Because when we're horny and hungry for some s1utty stray poontang, our little head takes over. Fuck, most of us could leave the big head in the car with our wallets. Just in case that happens, you show up, she's nothing like the pics, but your dick is in control; even though you threatened to walk, the dick is saying [i]"Hey! She isn't THAT bad! Go for it! [/i], you now can leverage your cash to your advantage. [i]"Look, I told you if you weren't as pretty as those fake pics, I was going to walk."[/i] She says "No baby! I may not look like those pics, but I'll show you a really good time!"

You say [i]Half. I brought half the money you asked. If you're as good as you say, then in the future when I'm a regular, we'll do full price."[/i]

This way, little head loses the argument with logical head. I give a rat's ass if the h00ker goes for it or not. I just don't want the dick to do my thinking for me.

I've heard form neighbors that a woman comes peeking in my windows from time to time. Today I get up and there she is leaning against my truck in the driveway. Sobered up and alert but still looking rough. Kids are with relatives. She needs money of course. Took her to Webbs. Asked if she needed a ride. Then of course I know whats coming next."I was hoping I could stay with you for a couple of days (couple of years)." Took here with me to 7 mile Fair yesterday. Great place to people watch and get an Asian chair massage. Today I dropped her off at relatives. But I'm afraid she will come back. At the wrong time.

(Now I understand that fake pics are bullshit. Most girls find pics that resemble them in some manner: Black girls use pics of black girls, white girls use pics of white girls, some girls use pics that resemble them simply because the pics are not those of a man. Some girls use pics of Jada Fyre, but they look like Precious.)

This is mostly Bull Crap. I can go on to back page and 50% of the pictures of Hot looking White girls are really black girls when you get there. The area on the North side by Brown deer, where the slugs live. Is the best example. I look at a hot blond picture and when she tells me the address. Guess what. She is black. Do any white girls say they are white and post black pics. Also some pics are of white tan girls, almost like italian or greek, and are also black. FAKE PICS. It has got to stop. So don't show the face, I am ok with that.

I believe fake pics are unacceptable. Rather than fake ones, why not just do shots of neck down or blurr out the face?

[QUOTE=WillowRut;1495732]This is mostly Bull Crap. I can go on to back page and 50% of the pictures of Hot looking White girls are really black girls when you get there. The area on the North side by Brown deer, where the slugs live. Is the best example. I look at a hot blond picture and when she tells me the address. Guess what. She is black. Do any white girls say they are white and post black pics. Also some pics are of white tan girls, almost like italian or greek, and are also black. FAKE PICS. It has got to stop. So don't show the face, I am ok with that.[/QUOTE]Yes, fake pics have got to stop. So does drinking and driving, dishonesty in politics, Wall Street greed, and this fucking drought. Hey! But guess what? Three of those things will stop on the same day at the same time. And that's when the fake pics will stop.

So what I was trying to get across is this: Some girls use fake pics and it hurts no one. Rare, to be sure, but I know it happens. On the other hand, we mongers are always honest. When a hooker asks us our name, we always give the real one, or we tell them we only have $25 when they've asked for $40, or that we have to run to the ATM but "DAMN! I left my debit card at home!" or any of sundry lies we tell hookers. No, I'm not married. I don't live in Milwaukee, I live about an hour north of here. My wife and I don't have sex any more. (Ok, so that's the truth, but the others are fish tales.) So that's why I wrote what I wrote. Most fake pic users are not the kind that show up and you say "Damn, this girl's fine!" Most show up and you say "Gah! Hallowe'en already?"

So maybe you're the kind of guy who wants the earth to rotate the other way around, or you think heroin and crack should be legalized, or maybe you think that all land should be returned to the Native Americans that originally lived there. So you probably think that hookers should stop using fake pics. Whether they should or not, they aina gunna. Better to have some way to deal with it to your advantage.

Heirarchy of fake pics:

1. Girl is hotter than pics. Rare, but does happen. Who cares?

2. Girl is at least as hot as fake pics. Give her some shit. Tell her that the pics are better than her, and you are going to walk. Offer half. If she goes for it, you've saved money. If not, you can relent and have someone that isn't too bad.

3. Girl is not as hot as fake pics. Give her some shit. Tell her she's not even close to the pics. Offer half. If she takes it, great! You got some poontang at half price. If she doesn't, fuck it, your little dick head won't control the big head.

4. Girl is nasty. RUN!

So you can keep complaining about fake pics, just like you can complain about the gold standard, the 2001 election, your mother-in-law, or the weather, but your chance of changing any of those approximates zero. Better to develop a strategy that works for you.

I am a chicago provider and was thinking of visiting within the next two weeks.

Any info on where to stay, what sites are mainly used to advertise and screen, and what to do while I am there would be extremely appreciated!

Mia

On my way to the Garfield Jazz Festival for some sight seeing look what i stumbled across.Sitting on 22nd Center watching the pretty girls in their bikinis advertising a neighborhood car wash.The wash is called DJ's Car Wash on the 2600 block of North 21st.Some hotties for sure. Going to try and get a picture.

[QUOTE=Mia4926; 1496477]I am a chicago provider and was thinking of visiting within the next two weeks.

Any info on where to stay, what sites are mainly used to advertise and screen, and what to do while I am there would be extremely appreciated!

Mia[/QUOTE]Do you have a link to an ad or website? I'm not sure how much you want to spend on a room. There are some decent mid level hotels near the airport, and those would be okay, but I'd recommend against the low budget airport area motels. Guys are leery of those.

Here are a few pictures that I took earlier on Center Street at the car wash. Believe me there were plenty of brown eyed cuties all over in their bikinis. Note DJ's Car Wash in back.

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[QUOTE=Mia4926; 1496477]I am a chicago provider and was thinking of visiting within the next two weeks.

Any info on where to stay, what sites are mainly used to advertise and screen, and what to do while I am there would be extremely appreciated!

Mia[/QUOTE]There are some hotels on the north side as well. Silver Spring and Port Washington Road area. That's considered Glendale. It's a nicer area than the airport hotels, I think. We don't get enough cuties up north. I think a lot of us guys are sick of having to drive all the way to the airport and southside areas for somefun.

By the way, can you send us some pics or links to your website please?

Coochie, you are on the money. Who said you never learn something new when you get a little older.

Thanks for the lesson learned.

I want to host a sex party, orgy, whatever you want to call it. I don't know how, when, or where. *But I do know it sounds pretty feasible and like a hell of a good time. Everyone here is looking for pretty much the same thing. So instead of missing out on rare opportunities with the dream walker or searching for hours on end coming up empty, why not just gather up some females and have a party. I'm sure someone else has already thought this. It's a bit ambitious to think 10 men and women may all want to be in the same location doing what grown ups do, but with enough help I'm sure something can be planned and organized. Even if it's just 2 or 3 extremely horny females and a couple guys in someone's living room. I need help getting this idea off the ground. So if you know a couple females who are looking to have some fun or if you have some good ideas or suggestions to making this happen, let's try to put something together.

I am thinking of calling her but the thread kind of died. Has anyone else seen her?

[QUOTE=Codex9590; 1471373]A few of you responded to me, but for some reason, I was unable to repsond. I had to get my user / password reset.

I set something up with her last Saturday. She is a bit flaky, and has one of those voices that is like fingernails on a chalk board. We texted back and forth and I drove to her private residence in the West Allis area. As I pull up, she is outside with her 20 month old daughter. I am thinking WTF? She invites me in, and does a lot of chatting. She makes the baby a bottle and she is put down for a nap, and went right out. We went to her bedroom, and she takes her clothes off, and says,"Go ahead and get comfy". We start by doing a lot of kissing, feeling and touching. I lay her down and pick up where we left off. She was very responsive. I go down and begin licking and sucking her clit. She smells and tastes great. She has a large O and her legs are quivering, I keep at it and give her a second O.

She then says,"My turn" and rolls me over and goes to town. Licking the shaft and the head, taking it deep. She is awesome at oral. I knew I couldn't last, so I told her to stop, and that I wanted her pussy. She rolls over, thankfully I have my own supplies. I climb on. Man is she tight! She wraps her legs around me, and pulls me in tight. I finally explode!

She offered me a shower, which I declined, she also offered a beverage. She never asked for the donation until I was fully dressed again. All in all a keeper. Great oral, tight pussy. I have sent her a message asking if I can share her email, and she has not responded as of yet.

Take care, be safe.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CLovey369;1503856]I want to host a sex party, orgy, whatever you want to call it. I don't know how, when, or where. *But I do know it sounds pretty feasible and like a hell of a good time. Everyone here is looking for pretty much the same thing. So instead of missing out on rare opportunities with the dream walker or searching for hours on end coming up empty, why not just gather up some females and have a party. I'm sure someone else has already thought this. It's a bit ambitious to think 10 men and women may all want to be in the same location doing what grown ups do, but with enough help I'm sure something can be planned and organized. Even if it's just 2 or 3 extremely horny females and a couple guys in someone's living room. I need help getting this idea off the ground. So if you know a couple females who are looking to have some fun or if you have some good ideas or suggestions to making this happen, let's try to put something together.[/QUOTE]Good luck with that. Me and my ex were active in the swinger's community years ago. One thing you learn is that single women that are willing to partake in an orgy are few and far between. You'd have better luck getting involved with swingers and once you've made friends with a bunch of them offer to host a party. Be forewarned however, single men in the swinger community get little respect. Every single guy wants to fuck the wives or girlfriends of swinger couples, but if they all were allowed "in" they would outnumber everyone else 100 to 1. So single men are usually treated with disdain. Most of the female swingers are bi or bi-curious and are in it to mess around with other women or couples.

The best method is to find a wild bisexual female to be your "partner" but they are hard to find. But once you do then you can attend all the swinger clubs and parties that you want.

I was going to yesterday but I had other stuff come up. I'm going to tap it next week.

[QUOTE=wisn;1504066]I am thinking of calling her but the thread kind of died. Has anyone else seen her?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=wisn;1504066]I am thinking of calling her but the thread kind of died. Has anyone else seen her?[/QUOTE]I have seen her, several times, she is the real deal. Though she comes to me, only when her room mate will watch her daughter. Great cim, and apparently loves it.

I want to personally thank which ever one of you assholes scared lefty from the board. I hope you rot in hell.

[QUOTE=Paul Stearn;1506028]I want to personally thank which ever one of you assholes scared lefty from the board. I hope you rot in hell.[/QUOTE]Can you elaborate? How do you know he's gone?

CM

[QUOTE=Craven Morehead; 1506224]Can you elaborate? How do you know he's gone?

CM[/QUOTE]Rumors of my departure have been greatly exaggerated. Just don't want to rock the boat. Will try to provide useful information and not be a whiner. I have been on the hunt but just practicing. I did find one along Pierce St. Commons I think around 20th and Pierce a block north of National. Found another sitting on the stoop in front of her room at the Suburban. One in a garage tunnel and 2nd and St. Paul, vacant building being renovated, near the post office. S. 6th seems to be picking up. Also try the bar at the Iron Horse on 6th but expect to pay a premium. Cleveland and 13th. I see some in there from time to time. Personally I stay away from National, Greenfield and Lincoln. Almost got hit during a police car chase.

Some of you have written that I insulted a provider. My bad. Also have been dealing with the ongoing drama of a welfare mom. But won't go into that.

I was at a fair last week and eye balled all the ladies walking by. I asked myself, if I went to a provider for the first time and this one answered the door would I be pleasantly surprised or disappointed? Its amazing what most of us put up with and how we talk ourselves into seeing a provider. We see someone on the street they don't get a second look. Then when you and that slug are alone, suddenly, well, is ok. Why not. And we even pay for it.

Also please, no one wish anyone to rot in hell. Lets be civil.

I think I may have stumbled onto a unique opportunity, and want to tap into the infinite wisdom here on how to get things moving without blowing it. The company I work for hired a girl that occasionally works with me. She has that certain street wise look and attitude that most of us know far too well. In casual conversation, I've learned that she has lived in quite a few of the common SW'er stroll areas and I can't help but think that she looks damn familiar, like maybe I've seen her walking. Now for the tricky part. She tries to come off as religious or whatever by talking alot about faith and living God's plan etc. I don't necessarily buy it, and it seems like an act to me. She's married and doesn't live in the city anymore, but she talks about not making enough money and how hard it is out there etc. It could just be the opportunistic monger attitude in me, but I get the vibe that with the right presentation, I could get something going with her. She's in her mid 20's, cute, no recent drug use, as she had to pass a piss test to get the job, and has a pretty rockin' body, so I'm very curious to see where this goes.

With that said, I'm looking for ideas on how to breach the subject of moving toward a mutually beneficial arrangement between us, but I also have a few factors to keep in mind. The first and foremost being that when we work together, I'm her direct supervisor. I want to test the waters, but haven't had much luck so far, and have to do it in a way that doesn't jeopordize my job. Any ideas or words of wisdom from you guys.

[QUOTE=Flattopper; 1506482]I think I may have stumbled onto a unique opportunity, and want to tap into the infinite wisdom here on how to get things moving without blowing it. The company I work for hired a girl that occasionally works with me. She has that certain street wise look and attitude that most of us know far too well. In casual conversation, I've learned that she has lived in quite a few of the common SW'er stroll areas and I can't help but think that she looks damn familiar, like maybe I've seen her walking. Now for the tricky part. She tries to come off as religious or whatever by talking alot about faith and living God's plan etc. I don't necessarily buy it, and it seems like an act to me. She's married and doesn't live in the city anymore, but she talks about not making enough money and how hard it is out there etc. It could just be the opportunistic monger attitude in me, but I get the vibe that with the right presentation, I could get something going with her. She's in her mid 20's, cute, no recent drug use, as she had to pass a piss test to get the job, and has a pretty rockin' body, so I'm very curious to see where this goes.

With that said, I'm looking for ideas on how to breach the subject of moving toward a mutually beneficial arrangement between us, but I also have a few factors to keep in mind. The first and foremost being that when we work together, I'm her direct supervisor. I want to test the waters, but haven't had much luck so far, and have to do it in a way that doesn't jeopordize my job. Any ideas or words of wisdom from you guys.[/QUOTE]It is called sexual harrasment, even if she agrees at first. Once it ends you lose. I'm sure your company has a policy on sexual harrasment and it will surely involve you being terminated, or if nothing else your carreer is over. And if she doesn't want to play you are in an even worse situation, no fun and you still face sexual harassment charges. Not worth it, been there and done that. Cost me a job, marriage, and more.

There are plenty of women out there to play with, help, etc. Find one you don't directly supervise. You will be ahead of the game.

[QUOTE=Steve4100; 1506505]It is called sexual harrasment, even if she agrees at first. Once it ends you lose. I'm sure your company has a policy on sexual harrasment and it will surely involve you being terminated, or if nothing else your carreer is over. And if she doesn't want to play you are in an even worse situation, no fun and you still face sexual harassment charges. Not worth it, been there and done that. Cost me a job, marriage, and more.

There are plenty of women out there to play with, help, etc. Find one you don't directly supervise. You will be ahead of the game.[/QUOTE]2X on this one.

You are smart enough to get to management you are smart enough to figure out how to keep the little guy in your pants at work. Do not even think this. I am serious. Do not even think this. Now that you have thought about it already start a program to make yourself stop. Do not look at her body. Do not flirt. Do not joke. Nothing good will come of this even if she is a former SW and she wants your help.

DON'T DO IT!

[QUOTE=Wanttoknow67; 1506548]2X on this one.

You are smart enough to get to management you are smart enough to figure out how to keep the little guy in your pants at work. Do not even think this. I am serious. Do not even think this. Now that you have thought about it already start a program to make yourself stop. Do not look at her body. Do not flirt. Do not joke. Nothing good will come of this even if she is a former SW and she wants your help.

DON'T DO IT![/QUOTE]It will in the long run go bad. Everyone will know you are hitting that ass.

[QUOTE=Flattopper;1506482]The company I work for hired a girl that occasionally works with me.[/QUOTE]This is trouble right here.

[QUOTE=Flattopper;1506482]I'm her direct supervisor.[/QUOTE]This is the nail in the coffin. She could go to HR at any time to complain and then your life is over. You want this hanging over you forever? BAD IDEA! BAD IDEA! BAD IDEA!

[QUOTE=Flattopper; 1506482]I think I may have stumbled onto a unique opportunity, and want to tap into the infinite wisdom here on how to get things moving without blowing it. The company I work for hired a girl that occasionally works with me. She has that certain street wise look and attitude that most of us know far too well. In casual conversation, I've learned that she has lived in quite a few of the common SW'er stroll areas and I can't help but think that she looks damn familiar, like maybe I've seen her walking. Now for the tricky part. She tries to come off as religious or whatever by talking alot about faith and living God's plan etc. I don't necessarily buy it, and it seems like an act to me. She's married and doesn't live in the city anymore, but she talks about not making enough money and how hard it is out there etc. It could just be the opportunistic monger attitude in me, but I get the vibe that with the right presentation, I could get something going with her. She's in her mid 20's, cute, no recent drug use, as she had to pass a piss test to get the job, and has a pretty rockin' body, so I'm very curious to see where this goes.

With that said, I'm looking for ideas on how to breach the subject of moving toward a mutually beneficial arrangement between us, but I also have a few factors to keep in mind. The first and foremost being that when we work together, I'm her direct supervisor. I want to test the waters, but haven't had much luck so far, and have to do it in a way that doesn't jeopordize my job. Any ideas or words of wisdom from you guys.[/QUOTE]Pass on this one and forget about it. Just use her for fluff and take your frustrations out on someone else. Go get an escort that looks like her. Anything at work is totally off limits. You tap into that and it will turn out badly. Has anyone ever screwed a woman at work and it turned out ok? I'm sure she makes it worse by dressing sexy and flirting. Is she one of these women that makes all the other women jealous and gets all the attention? And if she's married, thats even worse. Maybe she still has too much "street" in her. Wait until she's not working there anymore. Yeah, I know, its driving you nuts. But this is not the hill you want to get fired on.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;1506653]Pass on this one and forget about it. Just use her for fluff and take your frustrations out on someone else. Go get an escort that looks like her. Anything at work is totally off limits. You tap into that and it will turn out badly. Has anyone ever screwed a woman at work and it turned out ok? I'm sure she makes it worse by dressing sexy and flirting. Is she one of these women that makes all the other women jealous and gets all the attention? And if she's married, thats even worse. Maybe she still has too much "street" in her. Wait until she's not working there anymore. Yeah, I know, its driving you nuts. But this is not the hill you want to get fired on.[/QUOTE]If you want electrified piano wire wrapped tightly around your balls, then this is the babe to apply it and tug it any time she wants. I mean really, think about it: You use your wiles to get her to admit to hooking; you take her out and bang her a good one, I mean a REALLY GOOD ONE. You fuck like a teen ager, but you last like a retiree; she cums 20 times to your one; she finishes you with head that makes it feel like you're shooting your intestines through the end of your dick; then just to show how much she likes this, she drizzles your elephant sized load out of her mouth onto her god-fearing tits.

Then the next day she tells you that she's willing to tell your boss, your wife, the Department of Workforce Development, and the police about every scar, mole, bump, wart, tattoo or other identifying mark you have on your body. That's when the fun begins. You know that $1, 000 you've been saving for your vacation this summer? Gone. You know that extra $200 you get to squeeze out of your paycheck just for nights on the town? Gone. Kid's birthday presents? Gone.

Gone, GONE, [b]GONE[/b]!

Now your fantasy is this: You murder the fucking b1tch and somehow get away with it.

Do this instead. Next time she b1tches about lack of money, relate to her about your brother Eddy (you know, the one who doesn't exist). You tell her that your niece, Tricia (also doesn't exist) , had run out of money going to college. Eddy found out that Tricia was dancing in a nude bar for extra cash. He hit the roof, of course, but you told him to calm down. Lots of girls do it, and as long as it's temporary, who cares? She's dancing where none of Eddy's friends will see her, so just let her be. Don't have a stroke over it. By the way, Psycho B1tch, what do you think? What would you tell my brother?

Let her prattle on. If she's got street in her, she'll prolly let some out. If she's truly God struck, you'll get chapter and verse. Either way you'll have a better idea as to what's really going on with her. Play with her mind, not her body, and you'll be fine.

BTW, if you use your non-existent niece, PsychoBitch will talk to you about it and remain interested in it. You can always appear naive about this stuff, or at least arms length. When PsychoB1tch asks you about it in the future, you can tell her that you talked to Tricia about it, and just between you and her (OMG! Please don't tell DAD!) , that she's doing nudie stuff online. She can entertain right from her dorm room and no one will know.

Set the hook, and reel her in. If she gets the idea you're sympathetic to any kind of sexual activity, she'll probably broach the subject with you.

One final note: If she's street, she already knows you're interested in her and that you want to fuck her. Trust me, she can read you like a large print newspaper.

Be good, and god bless you all.

I agree with everyone that you should not even try to get into her pants. At least not while she's employed there. I don't know what her job is but I don't figure it's something long term for her. In the meantime maybe build enough of a relationship where you can move on it once she's no longer employed there.

[QUOTE=Flattopper; 1506482]I think I may have stumbled onto a unique opportunity, and want to tap into the infinite wisdom here on how to get things moving without blowing it. The company I work for hired a girl that occasionally works with me. She has that certain street wise look and attitude that most of us know far too well. In casual conversation, I've learned that she has lived in quite a few of the common SW'er stroll areas and I can't help but think that she looks damn familiar, like maybe I've seen her walking. Now for the tricky part. She tries to come off as religious or whatever by talking alot about faith and living God's plan etc. I don't necessarily buy it, and it seems like an act to me. She's married and doesn't live in the city anymore, but she talks about not making enough money and how hard it is out there etc. It could just be the opportunistic monger attitude in me, but I get the vibe that with the right presentation, I could get something going with her. She's in her mid 20's, cute, no recent drug use, as she had to pass a piss test to get the job, and has a pretty rockin' body, so I'm very curious to see where this goes.

With that said, I'm looking for ideas on how to breach the subject of moving toward a mutually beneficial arrangement between us, but I also have a few factors to keep in mind. The first and foremost being that when we work together, I'm her direct supervisor. I want to test the waters, but haven't had much luck so far, and have to do it in a way that doesn't jeopordize my job. Any ideas or words of wisdom from you guys.[/QUOTE]This is an easy one to respond to: Don't Shit On Your Own Doorstep.

[QUOTE=Craven Morehead;1507077]This is an easy one to respond to: Don't Shit On Your Own Doorstep.[/QUOTE]Once you ask or hint the women will own you within the company.

Even if she asks you your it is big trouble.

Just do a search for Clarence Thomas on the web.

All he did was say he liked a women and it almost cost him the Supreme Court.

If she latter loses her job for any reason you will be blamed.

So take all the advice stay away and keep the relationship professional.

Snowman

[QUOTE=Flattopper;1506482]She tries to come off as religious or whatever by talking alot about faith and living God's plan etc. I don't necessarily buy it, and it seems like an act to me.[/QUOTE]That is your "in"! Get religion and start talking about Faith this and God that. Casually let her know that Jesus "loves" her. Once she gets that thought in her head, then she will associate the word "love" with you. Eventually, you can say things like Jesus loves you and will always love you and you know what, ex-streetwalker babe, I love you too! You have to hold off on that a bit, though. It might take months to get to that point. But as soon as she returns the "I love you too" back to you, then you are IN and you can suggest that you meet after work for coffee and talk some Jesus!

But definitely start with some deeply personal and troubling parts about your past, even if you have to make it up. Violent, abusive father? Mother loved brother more, etc. This is to gain her trust so that she can one day open up to you about her BBBJCIM skills.

Anyway, you are a monger and you will always be on the hunt. The fact that you took the time to post your message here and ask for advice from fellow mongers leads me to believe that you are going to do it anyway despite all of the warnings.

I think a lot of the guys here envy your position. Its exciting! Its fun to fantasize about the "what ifs" and the "will she or won't she."

So my advice is this: Go ahead and push the envelope but be patient and calculating. Let her open that door and invite you in. It wouldn't hurt to knock.

I'll never forget my job as a video store clerk inside a grocery store. I worked with 5 girls with boyfriends, 1 married woman about 40 and 1 engaged woman about 26. The girls started pinching my ass and grabbing my ass because they were bored and thought it was funny. Before you know it, the older women got in on the action too and just loved sexually harassing the hell out of me! I loved it! This was when I was in high school and still a virgin. It took me a long time to ask to return the favor to the married woman and engaged woman but they let me do it! It scarred me for life! I am obsessed with grabbing booty!

Anyway, the point is that women want it too and think about it just as much as us!