Strip Club Reports

On vacation in Orlando. Slipped my group and ran to Tampa for the afternoon on Thursday. Stopped in at YS at about 2 pm. About 5 girls working: Tall pretty brunette white girl about 30 yo with bolt ons. Cute blonde white girl with C-cups sitting with a customer on the couches, and 3 AA girls. The AA girl with big natural boobs and long, straight extensions came over. She was a little thick in all the right places, and did I mention really pretty natural D-cup boobs?

We talked for at least 30 minutes and she seemed like such a nice girl that I was pretty sure I had picked the wrong girl, but I said I would commit to one $20 private dance in the booth and see where we were.

Where we were was that by the time we were 20 seconds or so into the song, she was kneeling in front of me and her hands were up the leg of my shorts.

I picked the right girl. 4 songs later I left happy, and I tipped generously.

[QUOTE=MojoMan;3593271]On vacation in Orlando. Slipped my group and ran to Tampa for the afternoon on Thursday. Stopped in at YS at about 2 pm. About 5 girls working: Tall pretty brunette white girl about 30 yo with bolt ons. Cute blonde white girl with C-cups sitting with a customer on the couches, and 3 AA girls. The AA girl with big natural boobs and long, straight extensions came over. She was a little thick in all the right places, and did I mention really pretty natural D-cup boobs?

We talked for at least 30 minutes and she seemed like such a nice girl that I was pretty sure I had picked the wrong girl, but I said I would commit to one $20 private dance in the booth and see where we were.

Where we were was that by the time we were 20 seconds or so into the song, she was kneeling in front of me and her hands were up the leg of my shorts.

I picked the right girl. 4 songs later I left happy, and I tipped generously.[/QUOTE]What was the AA girl's name? I may have to pay her a visit.

Hey all, Cocoa Beacher (home of Inner Room) here. I will be in Tampa November 11 and 12 and looking for Tampa recommendations. Those that are familar with the IR of old know what I am used to. Should I do topless, or nude? Don't really need all out extras, just a place with the dancer might break a few of the rules. Thanks in advance.

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Any luck at 2001 odyssey hoping get extras those are smoking hot women especially aria, jamie, heather, and bunny. Any other tampa locations let me know.

[QUOTE=SouthShore60;3590628]Hi guys. Recent new member here; longtime lurker. I was reliving some of my old exploits at the local clubs and remembered a girl named Erin who worked at YS, maybe 8-10 years ago. Tall, long blond hair, beautiful butt, big bolt-ons. I was a regular of hers in the back rooms and got everything from FIV to BBFS from her. (The latter coming with the attendant sleepless nights and a visit to a clinic for a blood test. Luckily all was well.) Anybody know what happened to her?[/QUOTE]As another poster has said, Erin is indeed a bartender there these days. Sporting dark hair (I believe the long blond hair was a wig).

[QUOTE=Rossfl;3600046]Hey all, Cocoa Beacher (home of Inner Room) here. I will be in Tampa November 11 and 12 and looking for Tampa recommendations. Those that are familar with the IR of old know what I am used to. Should I do topless, or nude? Don't really need all out extras, just a place with the dancer might break a few of the rules. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]For a lot of fun with no extras I like the Gold Club in Tampa. Usually a couple of good looking girls and really good mileage in the back room. You are going to pay a lot more than at the Inner room though.

Visiting friends in Tampa, decided to hit a couple strip clubs while here.

Free entrance at 2001 during the day, went in, talked to a couple girls, had a drink.

Then the oddest thing happened.

I was getting ready to leave, and a hot girl approached, very nice, we talked a bit.

I asked her how much for dances, etc.

She said $5 a dance. I was shocked and confirmed that that's what she said.

She said yes.

I figured what the heck, and gave it a whirl.

We went back to the private dance area, she gave nice dances and Yes, only $5 a dance.

Still shocked, LOL.

At night wanted to see Mons Venus.

Hadn't been in years. I used to love it.

Anyway, $20 cover, dances from $20 to $30 each.

Some very nice looking, sexy girls. Some very nice as well.

One black girl was gorgeous and sweet.

A couple over aggressive beeatches, shrugged them off quickly.

Had a good time, mostly looking, a couple dances.

I liked the $5 dances better LOL.

On my way out, a really hot girl approached me, offered OTC service for $1000, I remained calm, but was laughing imside.

Crazy stuff.

Overall very enjoyable for what it's worth.

Much better overseas obviously.

[QUOTE=Rossfl;3600046]Hey all, Cocoa Beacher (home of Inner Room) here. I will be in Tampa November 11 and 12 and looking for Tampa recommendations. Those that are familar with the IR of old know what I am used to. Should I do topless, or nude? Don't really need all out extras, just a place with the dancer might break a few of the rules. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]I'm familiar with IR. Here in the Tampa area, I prefer Emperors during the day. Very friendly ladies who will bend the rules. You'll spend about the same as IR.

Been debating going to the club for a while for a few extra I just don't want to walk into anything unexpected what are the norm pricing guidelines.

Been debating going to the club for a while for a few extra I just don't want to walk into anything unexpected what are the norm pricing guidelines.

So I was just west of Tampa and realized after my calls I was by Emperors. Mapped my way over.

2 girls in the place. But no one dancing. Bartender claimed 10 girls yesterday. OK heard that story before.

What a waste - One beer and left after a cuban girl got close, but she was wearing a whole bottle of perfume. And I mean the whole bottle.

Was there around 4 PM in the afternoon.

Normus Johnson.

[QUOTE=NormusJohnson;3614177]So I was just west of Tampa and realized after my calls I was by Emperors. Mapped my way over.

2 girls in the place. But no one dancing. Bartender claimed 10 girls yesterday. OK heard that story before.

What a waste - One beer and left after a cuban girl got close, but she was wearing a whole bottle of perfume. And I mean the whole bottle.

Was there around 4 PM in the afternoon.

Normus Johnson.[/QUOTE]Is this the one on Adamo (SR-60)? I had a similar experience there one afternoon about a month ago. Three girls and a bartender, only one sorta attractive. Went to dance room and had a camera staring at me. Girl suggested some upgraded room but I bailed.

I had some free time yesterday in Tampa and was in the mood for strip clubs. I started with Emperors since I heard some reviews recently. I figure it was a good place to start. Around 2 pm, the place was absolutely dead with 1 stripper. It was funny because she greeted me at the door and escorted me to an office right away. I was little confused, but it turned out that she thought I was a delivery man carrying her food. I was little annoyed because I was dressed in semi-formal (with tie) and I didn't have any food with me! That was my first experience that someone mistaken me as a food delivery man. Anyway, I was the second guy at the club with no other strippers other than her. I came out and moved to Gold club. I saw 4 girls, and they are in their own world. They were sharing whatever they are looking at their phones and had no interest in any customers. Nobody danced at the stage. I was one of 2 guys at the club and the other guy was just drinking and talking to a bartender. Oh well. I am clearly not having a good start here. I stopped by Deja Vu, and I saw only 1 car in the parking lot. I didn't even bother going in. I was keep thinking I should've just hit clubs in St. Petersburg. I was determined to find something at this point. I made my last stop at 2001. Yes, it's known as a tourist trip along with Mons Venus. It had no cover charge in the afternoon, so I figure I hit this place first. Bought a customary $5 water bottle, and looked for the girls. I saw 4 girls there and 3 out of 4 girls looked pretty good, and I saw 2 other guys. First brunette stopped by right away and she was very nice. She had a nice figure, and can hold a conversation. Then another girl joined (blonde) and she was very pleasant as well. I actually had pretty decent conversation and relaxed a bit. Suddenly, DJ announced that there is 3 songs special going on, and encourage customers to take private dances. Blonde one offered me 3 songs for $60. I figured why not. Dance was basically okay. Full nude and lots of touching. I already knew there is no extra at this club (at least not in normal lap dance area). Anyway, I really enjoyed the first 2 songs and felt pretty good. She was really good at grinding and holding her natural breasts felt incredible. Third song started and her grinding became more vigorous. Then she turned around and this is where I really don't want to remember. She mistakenly kicked / pressed / choked my 'mini-me' with her knee. Pain. That's what I remembered, and I had a hard time concentrate afterward. She offered me t-shirt and extra gift afterward, but there is no way I can wear 2001 club t-shirt outside. No freaking way. I left the club after the dance, and retuned to my home. It's going to be awhile before I try any strip club scene. What a day.

Will be in Tampa on the 27th -30th and was wanting to know if the curtains are back at YS? I always have good times there and had a great time a Lucky Spa the last time as well. I used to go to Atlantis but the talent was not so great last time I was there. Is there any other place outside of the Emperors?

[QUOTE=LuvtheLife;3624427]Will be in Tampa on the 27th -30th and was wanting to know if the curtains are back at YS? I always have good times there and had a great time a Lucky Spa the last time as well. I used to go to Atlantis but the talent was not so great last time I was there. Is there any other place outside of the Emperors?[/QUOTE]Last time I was at YS only a curtain to the private dance areas. No individual curtains to each booth. Still had enuf privacy to get the job done with the right girl. Finding the right girl is key IMO.

I will also be heading to the Tampa area for a few days in a couple of weeks. What about curtains to the VIP? The last time I was there, only one room had any curtain at all and it was kind of a see through thing rather than the opaque drapes they used to have. Is there any change?

[QUOTE=SumDumbFuk;3624432]Last time I was at YS only a curtain to the private dance areas. No individual curtains to each booth. Still had enuf privacy to get the job done with the right girl. Finding the right girl is key IMO.[/QUOTE]

I decided to venture out and wanted to try somewhere different. Been to YS enough times. No interest in the tourist traps. Decided to see what was happening club wise on Nebraska. Decided to stop in to the Pink Pussycat. Glad I did. I saw a security guard in the parking lot so that made me feel a little better at midnight.

$7 to get in and this place was hopping. Clientele is heavily Latin and African American but as an old fat white guy, I had no issues and never felt uncomfortable. Everyone was having a great time.

Could not find anywhere to sit so I walked around a bit and leaned up against walls when able, If you like girls that are there to play and show off their big asses. This place is heaven. Some girls were BBW-ish and their asses were amazing. Some just regular looking girls with big asses. Some spinners also. This place had something for everyone.

Dances are available at the bar for tip money. There is also a roped off area and a area with rooms with curtains. I went for the room with the curtains. Went back with a friendly chunk black chick. The room was $20 and dances were 3 for $70. Left very satisfied and tipped $20. There were some very fine Spanish girls there also who I was planning to play with but got jumped by the black chick and literally dragged back to the back.

I'm headed to Tampa in a couple days, too, for the first time in about a year.

So, Tampa locals, tell it to me straight: Is it worth trying to find something in Tampa, or am I better off just heading across the to St. Pete? For years I was a YS regular, but it sounds like the magic is over. I only get a few nights there. I hate to not take full advantage of my opportunities.

[QUOTE=Meridian99;3623708]I had some free time yesterday in Tampa and was in the mood for strip clubs. I started with Emperors since I heard some reviews recently. I figure it was a good place to start. Around 2 pm, the place was absolutely dead with 1 stripper. It was funny because she greeted me at the door and escorted me to an office right away. I was little confused, but it turned out that she thought I was a delivery man carrying her food. I was little annoyed because I was dressed in semi-formal (with tie) and I didn't have any food with me! That was my first experience that someone mistaken me as a food delivery man. Anyway, I was the second guy at the club with no other strippers other than her. I came out and moved to Gold club. I saw 4 girls, and they are in their own world. They were sharing whatever they are looking at their phones and had no interest in any customers. Nobody danced at the stage. I was one of 2 guys at the club and the other guy was just drinking and talking to a bartender. Oh well. I am clearly not having a good start here. I stopped by Deja Vu, and I saw only 1 car in the parking lot. I didn't even bother going in. I was keep thinking I should've just hit clubs in St. Petersburg. I was determined to find something at this point. I made my last stop at 2001. Yes, it's known as a tourist trip along with Mons Venus. It had no cover charge in the afternoon, so I figure I hit this place first. Bought a customary $5 water bottle, and looked for the girls. I saw 4 girls there and 3 out of 4 girls looked pretty good, and I saw 2 other guys. First brunette stopped by right away and she was very nice. She had a nice figure, and can hold a conversation. Then another girl joined (blonde) and she was very pleasant as well. I actually had pretty decent conversation and relaxed a bit. Suddenly, DJ announced that there is 3 songs special going on, and encourage customers to take private dances. Blonde one offered me 3 songs for $60. I figured why not. Dance was basically okay. Full nude and lots of touching. I already knew there is no extra at this club (at least not in normal lap dance area). Anyway, I really enjoyed the first 2 songs and felt pretty good. She was really good at grinding and holding her natural breasts felt incredible. Third song started and her grinding became more vigorous. Then she turned around and this is where I really don't want to remember. She mistakenly kicked / pressed / choked my 'mini-me' with her knee. Pain. That's what I remembered, and I had a hard time concentrate afterward. She offered me t-shirt and extra gift afterward, but there is no way I can wear 2001 club t-shirt outside. No freaking way. I left the club after the dance, and retuned to my home. It's going to be awhile before I try any strip club scene. What a day.[/QUOTE]IMHO, Tampa is really not a day time scene. I would like Atlantis or Oz, or even Diamond Dolls as there is more daytime action.

Coming to Tampa tomorrow and want to see Cuban and / or South American girls. Also interested in the extra services girls. Going to take in Emporers, Scarletts, and the Atlantis across the bridge, the last two based on previous experiences. And recommendations for hot girls with extras would be great! Thanks.

[QUOTE=LuvtheLife;3633655]Coming to Tampa tomorrow and want to see Cuban and / or South American girls. Also interested in the extra services girls. Going to take in Emporers, Scarletts, and the Atlantis across the bridge, the last two based on previous experiences. And recommendations for hot girls with extras would be great! Thanks.[/QUOTE]Emporers is straight up awful. I do remember seeing some Cuban girls at Gold Club. I don't go there often so I can't say how many you will find on a Monday.

[QUOTE=Coozie;3633888]Emporers is straight up awful. I do remember seeing some Cuban girls at Gold Club. I don't go there often so I can't say how many you will find on a Monday.[/QUOTE]Went to the Gold Club last year, rated that as one of my worst experiences, I like Scarletts but like alcohol.

Was At emperors on Friday and met a blond going by London. I was just there to have a few drinks, but she really threw herself into the sales pitch while sitting at the bar. Watched the guy sitting next to me get some unexpected mileage with what appeared to be FIV right there for a few singles. Any one ever have any experience with this one?

[QUOTE=LuvtheLife;3634139]Went to the Gold Club last year, rated that as one of my worst experiences, I like Scarletts but like alcohol.[/QUOTE]Gold Club is very hit or miss. I have had some great times there and plenty of others that were a total waste of time. I only go there when I don't feel like driving across the bridge to Atlantis. However, it is worth a stop if you are in the area.

After a lot of reading here my friend and I stopped in Emperors last night around 7 and the shift change. We were immediately attacked by London and some Cuban girl on my friend. Mine was ok but talked a little too much while asking the same questions over and over- bad sign. I gave her a couple of dances (singles) and then moved on while my friend immediately went to the back (one of 5-6 times).

He also had fun with Jordan and I gave her the 15 minute tour but was not as impressed as he was. As the Day crew turned into the night crew things got better as far as talent with a Columbian, another Cuban girl, Destiny and Desire- hot black chicks and several more that I can't even call their names. Anything you can imagine can be had there and then some. The Columbian girl had the hottest body along with Destiny and neither seemed to be strung out on anything. Desire was really nice too. I may go back when I hit town again.

Thanks for the tips.

[QUOTE=Coozie;3634684]Gold Club is very hit or miss. I have had some great times there and plenty of others that were a total waste of time. I only go there when I don't feel like driving across the bridge to Atlantis. However, it is worth a stop if you are in the area.[/QUOTE]Is Atlantis really that good? I went there on a Saturday night, relatively early at 10 pm, and none of the girls were attractive. There was one nice looking black chick and one nice looking white chick but the rest were not appealing at all.

Not sure how it works at a strip club either, only frequented AMPs in the past.

A few friends of mine said Destiny was kind of hot. Does she work the full nude side of Emperors? Trying to see what all she's up for.

[QUOTE=LuvtheLife;3635908]After a lot of reading here my friend and I stopped in Emperors last night around 7 and the shift change. We were immediately attacked by London and some Cuban girl on my friend. Mine was ok but talked a little too much while asking the same questions over and over- bad sign. I gave her a couple of dances (singles) and then moved on while my friend immediately went to the back (one of 5-6 times).

He also had fun with Jordan and I gave her the 15 minute tour but was not as impressed as he was. As the Day crew turned into the night crew things got better as far as talent with a Columbian, another Cuban girl, Destiny and Desire- hot black chicks and several more that I can't even call their names. Anything you can imagine can be had there and then some. The Columbian girl had the hottest body along with Destiny and neither seemed to be strung out on anything. Desire was really nice too. I may go back when I hit town again.

Thanks for the tips.[/QUOTE]

Went to Pink Pony midweek around 10 pm and had a good time with sexy mid 30's petite spinner type name Anaka or Anika or something like that. She said that she was from the islands (Barbados I think) and she works at Mons during day and PP at night. I Was a little hesitant once she said Mons because I didn't think much could be had from girls there unless your spending premium anyway she delivered for $$ total damage for 15 minute room. No Mic check but did jump on covered up. Not spectacular but saw other hot girls there that I'll have to see if it's same damage with better skills.

Way more fun can be had for half the price in the regular room at YS even without the curtains. Someone help this man out please.

[QUOTE=HooserDaddy;3640815]Went to Pink Pony midweek around 10 pm and had a good time with sexy mid 30's petite spinner type name Anaka or Anika or something like that. She said that she was from the islands (Barbados I think) and she works at Mons during day and PP at night. I Was a little hesitant once she said Mons because I didn't think much could be had from girls there unless your spending premium anyway she delivered for $$ total damage for 15 minute room. No Mic check but did jump on covered up. Not spectacular but saw other hot girls there that I'll have to see if it's same damage with better skills.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SlimHunter;3641294]Way more fun can be had for half the price in the regular room at YS even without the curtains. Someone help this man out please.[/QUOTE]I've been to Scarlett a few times at all times of the day and haven't gotten the vibe from the girls I talked to and wasted money on just dances maybe I'm choosing wrong girls but $ for 15 minutes sounds pretty low for this area what girls at ys should I see? Day or night better? You can pm me if you prefer.

[QUOTE=HooserDaddy;3641502]I've been to Scarlett a few times at all times of the day and haven't gotten the vibe from the girls I talked to and wasted money on just dances maybe I'm choosing wrong girls but $ for 15 minutes sounds pretty low for this area what girls at ys should I see? Day or night better? You can pm me if you prefer.[/QUOTE]I was just there last Saturday night and 20 minutes after arriving, I was able to get some head in the regular booths. Take your time and let them know that you have had dances but they werent satisfactory. That usually cues the girl to share their menu before you go to booth. Also just keep an eye on the guys that go get dances and if they make a beeline to restroom on way out of dance to clean up.

This will work with day or night shift. Also, be on the lookout for the hard hustlers that will try to make bank before Christmas for their shopping sprees. They are more likely to go the extra mile for a little extra on top of dance. Read the forum, remember names, and tip a girl or two. It will go a long way.

[QUOTE=WrongShield;3637739]Is Atlantis really that good? I went there on a Saturday night, relatively early at 10 pm, and none of the girls were attractive. There was one nice looking black chick and one nice looking white chick but the rest were not appealing at all.

Not sure how it works at a strip club either, only frequented AMPs in the past.[/QUOTE]I live east of Tampa, and GC used to be my favorite spot for all services. Since there's been so much turnover, the girls spend more time fondling phones than anything els. I now drive to ATL for daytime fun. They're usually 4's to 7's, but nearly all are great company, and half are very relaxed in the back.

Just relax, have a beer, tip the one (s) you like on stage a few bucks, invite them over for a drink!

In town from New York. Will have free time Thursday after noon. What club should I be at?

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Sprunk;3644793]In town from New York. Will have free time Thursday after noon. What club should I be at?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Depends in which part of Tampa Bay that you're staying at. Near TIA, Dollhouse and The Penthouse are walking distance from the Westshore hotels. Takeout can be negotiated at both. Both are topless with full bar and Happy Hours; compared to NYC prices, even the drink prices outside Happy Hour are a bargain!

The Penthouse offers a complimentary lunch, and a full service restaurant on premise. If you smoke, Dollhouse offers smoking all over it's premises. The Penthouse allows smoking outside, within a designated area.

If you have a car, pretty much all SC in Hillsborough, Pinellas, and Pasco counties are available to you. Pasco County provides full nudity in addition to full bar and smoking; Brass Flamingo and Bare Assets are my preferred clubs as takeout is negotiable.

Pretty much in my assignments in the US, and sojourns abroad, takeout is always available. Not only in the SC, but any bar or club.

Just to provide a point of NYC / Manhattan reference, I usually go to Rick's, Sapphire's and Private Eyes.

HTH. Have an enjoyable experience!

Am hear right now and it is dead dead dead. Will report if anything of interest occurs.

[QUOTE=TugginHard;3642429]I was just there last Saturday night and 20 minutes after arriving, I was able to get some head in the regular booths. Take your time and let them know that you have had dances but they werent satisfactory. That usually cues the girl to share their menu before you go to booth. Also just keep an eye on the guys that go get dances and if they make a beeline to restroom on way out of dance to clean up.

This will work with day or night shift. Also, be on the lookout for the hard hustlers that will try to make bank before Christmas for their shopping sprees. They are more likely to go the extra mile for a little extra on top of dance. Read the forum, remember names, and tip a girl or two. It will go a long way.[/QUOTE]

Dancers are desperate and less idiots interrupting the fun in the back.

[QUOTE=DameJagger;3647170]Am hear right now and it is dead dead dead. Will report if anything of interest occurs.[/QUOTE]

By dead I mean no dancers on stage.

No dancers walking around and two Spanish chick's yelling at each other by the bar. I'm out.

[QUOTE=SlimHunter;3647207]Dancers are desperate and less idiots interrupting the fun in the back.[/QUOTE]

After striking out multiple times at my usual go to "pink piny" I decided to take some direction from some old reviews and actually wnded up making a couple trips over to the Gold Club somewhere that I have never been, but I was in the mood for a beer and a show so I headed over paid 10 at the door left 2 for a tip for the door girl walked in and it was pretty live with a good selection "1 am on a Friday" got a beer from the bar, sat down and immediately noticed there was a wide selection of spanish girls and I immediataly knew I was sepnding money that night. I first had a dance with a lousy white girl that wouldn't even take her bra off. Ended the dance and when I walked out I crossed paths with a thin short cuban girl named Liz and took her back for 2 dances for 50 and 10 to the house. She is a fire cracker! Full of energy, young, and had jr in her hand as soon as she could un button the levies and took the boy on a rodeo with jr pressed up against her hairless kitty I popped! She offered me her whole menu wich was 250 for everything on the menu and 50 for the room, second visit I pulled a cuban named Diamond with boltons on the front and rear, as soon as I sat down she walked up and put her palm right in my lap grabbed the boys and said dance! I said first I drink! Then we danced 35 for 1 dance and 5 to the house she gave the boys alot of attention outside the breifs but no skin on skin but offered me the full menu as well for the same price! No take out or lesser options only full menu, didn't partake. Just left the 3rd visit and as soon as I walked on there was 15 cuban girls sitting at the bar hawking me down. I felt like I was in heaven! Immediately as soon as I sat down 2 cubans approached me and both put their hands on the boys and went right to flirting and touching they wanted 30 each and 10 for the room per song but I denied the double dance and took the darker cuban named janelle wih the most amazing spinner body with a nice bolt on rack and very nice ass payed 5 to the house and 40 to her and she started riding me so good while licking my ear and kissing all over my body she grabbed jr and opened the menu up starting off at 300!! For everything. Honestly if I had the spare cash I would have because she was so into it and excited. She provided natural GFE and was a 9 out of a 10 but I still wanted to have some more fun since I didn't even get to see the selection yet. Ended up taking back a light skin cuban with a fat ass and nice real ones 40 for 2 dances she rode it so good I popped half way through the second song. She denied extras and idk why but I feel like she has a menu but just wasnt comfortable offering it at that moment. All I'm saying is get down there! The menu is open and the girls are 10's easily eros quality.

Visiting this area for few days. Would someone PLEASE save me a few hours of reading the forum and tell me which clubs offer most extras in this part of town.