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I just love monger math. I got a real laugh from this one.

Thanks for the humor.

[QUOTE=MilwaukeeTJ;2650167]Must be the monger math. Kate will 6 you totally dry. And 6 can go into 9 at least once from every position. But you can't make 69 with just 6. But maybe you could if you added another factor of 100 or more. Why not ask the teacher?

Usually the only question in monger math is does she allow her variable, let's call it 'omega', to be divided by 6.

Finally, those four semesters of calculus are paying off for me.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MilwaukeeTJ;2650167]Must be the monger math. Kate will 6 you totally dry. And 6 can go into 9 at least once from every position. But you can't make 69 with just 6. But maybe you could if you added another factor of 100 or more. Why not ask the teacher?

Usually the only question in monger math is does she allow her variable, let's call it 'omega', to be divided by 6.

Finally, those four semesters of calculus are paying off for me.[/QUOTE]If I had a nickel for every time I asked my teacher "when am I every going to use this?

[QUOTE=FerrariForMe;2650384]If I had a nickel for every time I asked my teacher "when am I every going to use this?[/QUOTE]I guess everyone is different my concern is the hygiene of these providers I personally can't get myself to do it with all the recent traffic in there you might as well BBBJ the guy before.

[QUOTE=GoaTrail;2650391]I guess everyone is different my concern is the hygiene of these providers I personally can't get myself to do it with all the recent traffic in there you might as well BBBJ the guy before.[/QUOTE]I don't like it either. I went down on an escort about 3 years ago and immediately got a horrible upper respiratory infection. I've gotten a bad sore throat after sucking some Chinese girls tits at an AMP.

Look, you don't owe these women any extra favors. I know some of them really like receiving. I've had some feel let down and hurt if I don't. I hate that. I've had SWs and escorts, and UTRs ask me to kiss them on the mouth or go down on them. They had their needs.

Gotten requests for mish, seems they needed to come and they could only come in mish. Yeah fine, but I want to cum in your ass. Maybe they know that and want to finish me off before I finish off their ass and they can't shit right for a few days.

My advice, don't kiss, no DATY, and no tit sucking unless you see them shower up. I picked up an 18 year old SW a couple of years ago and she asked if she could take a bath. Sure. Filled the tub and she got all scrubbed up.

I sat there on the toilet and talked to her. No DATY though. I won't DATY a crack head.

I've barebacked some nasty girls. Lymph nodes swell up, dick starts to drip, your pee burns and you end up pissing in 3 directions at once. Bad news my friend. Don't like being sick.

Thats what AMPs are for. The Asians are all about being clean and safe, except there are a few here and there that allow bare back. I visited the famous forty floors of w*s a while back and a long nailed Korean gave me a prostate exam. I was shitting blood for a week.

Don't be a dumb ass like me.

I ended up seeing her. She is as described previously. Massage was in the basement which was a bit chilly. She was talkative but in a social way not annoying, and it was a nice massage. Not massage parlor quality but good enough. Feel free to pm for more info. Not that it was super exciting but just feel better that way.

[QUOTE=Fanofhg22;2647141]Has anyone seen this massage provider that posts in CL, under beauty section with headline of "treat yourself! Openings today?" I plan on seeing her soon so was curious if anyone had any info to share before I arrive to her place. Sounds like the massage is on a bed, which is always a good sign in my book![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=GoaTrail;2650391]I guess everyone is different my concern is the hygiene of these providers I personally can't get myself to do it with all the recent traffic in there you might as well BBBJ the guy before.[/QUOTE]I always took it on a case by case basis. The ones that actually seemed really into providing a good service as opposed to getting you out the door as soon as possible tended to take care of themselves better. As in, obviously freshened up between visits. The hottest provider I ever saw (and I mean this girl was seriously on par with Kate in terms of looks and body) did BBBJ and allowed daty. When she opened the door there was no way I wasn't going down on her if she allowed it. She did and it was the best daty experience ever with a provider. She was straight out of the shower fresh, and had a clit that popped to attention as soon as I started licking. Only girl I've ever met with a clit like that. It wasn't big. It was thin and erect and such a turn on. This was probably 15 years ago, but I'd love to find her again. Probably not in the business anymore. She'd have to be pushing 40 now.

Don't be a dumb ass like me.

A long time ago in a not too distant galaxy, (1980's Milwaukee) I came down with a serious case of chlamydia that I picked up from a BSW who gave me a mean BBBJWS. Unfortunately I passed it along to my wife. I didn't think you could get VD from getting oral sex, but my doctor set me straight. Since then, I do not participate in anything BB. And yes, she soon became my ex-wife.

[QUOTE=GoaTrail;2650391]I guess everyone is different my concern is the hygiene of these providers I personally can't get myself to do it with all the recent traffic in there you might as well BBBJ the guy before.[/QUOTE]Some of these girls do? I hate to think what she was doing 15-20 minutes before with her mouth. Heck, we have all kissed / sucked on nipples right after another mans has. BBBJ from a girl right after she just had a load dumped in there. DATY is ok with me since the girls does covered.

That is the scariest part of this hobby! I am new and have only met one provider so far and had a BBBJCIM and loved it but was also nervous at the same time hoping I would not catch anything. I had fun am looking to explore more in this hobby but at the same time always think about the chances of getting something that I do not need to have. As much as I would never want a CBJ in the future have a cap on just to play as safe as possible.

[QUOTE=NewtonBomb;2650709]Don't be a dumb ass like me.

A long time ago in a not too distant galaxy, (1980's Milwaukee) I came down with a serious case of chlamydia that I picked up from a BSW who gave me a mean BBBJWS. Unfortunately I passed it along to my wife. I didn't think you could get VD from getting oral sex, but my doctor set me straight. Since then, I do not participate in anything BB. And yes, she soon became my ex-wife.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=GbFreak33;2651416]That is the scariest part of this hobby! I am new and have only met one provider so far and had a BBBJCIM and loved it but was also nervous at the same time hoping I would not catch anything. I had fun am looking to explore more in this hobby but at the same time always think about the chances of getting something that I do not need to have. As much as I would never want a CBJ in the future have a cap on just to play as safe as possible.[/QUOTE]Listen to Floyd Mayweather after he sucker punched Victor Ortiz, protect yourself at all times.

I am guessing this is Red, she has not responded to any emails, so maybe she is booked solid for the week.

[URL]https://milwaukee.craigslist.org/crs/5254506712.html[/URL]

I was able to see Kate the other day. It was pretty easy to setup. I saw the video and photos of her, but I was still surprised at how beautiful she was seeing her in person. After the clothes came off and seeing her perfect body, she's definitely one of the hottest girls I've ever been with. We did some lfk, nice BBBJ, doggie, cg, and finished with a bbbjcimnqns. It's nice that she makes sure to suck out every drop and doesn't just stop like most people. Overall it was a little awkward since it was our first time together. After, we chatted for a while so definitely no rush. Really nice girl. By the time she left, I was definitely more comfortable with her and am sure next time will be even better.

[QUOTE=Rocket27;2651548]I am guessing this is Red, she has not responded to any emails, so maybe she is booked solid for the week.

[URL]https://milwaukee.craigslist.org/crs/5254506712.html[/URL][/QUOTE]I have red, curly hair, green eyes, 5'6, white female -- she fails to mention she is about 300 lbs, 45 years old, stretch marks, a butt hole the size of a half dollar, and basically Peg Bundy on steroids.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;2653702]I have red, curly hair, green eyes, 5'6, white female -- she fails to mention she is about 300 lbs, 45 years old, stretch marks, a butt hole the size of a half dollar, and basically Peg Bundy on steroids.[/QUOTE]The "before 3:30 pm" in her post should be changed to 330 lbs.

[QUOTE=RougeDawg;2653729]The "before 3:30 pm" in her post should be changed to 330 lbs.[/QUOTE]The Golden Corral must start the buffet at 4. (assuming they have GCs up here).