Normally AAPTS and AMPs are my thing, but this morning I was driving up North Ave and I saw a WSW between Lawndale and Pulaski. She was a real butter face. I have been two busy lately, so I am kind of bottled up, so I get that familiar stirring.
The prolem is. I got my ma in the car. So I pull into Dunkin Donuts and we go in. As soon as we do, I tell her I forgot to fill up with gas. I saidthat she should finish her donut and coffee and I would run out and get a fill up.
This crazy plan works, so I haul ass west on North and lucily my girl is still on the street.
From behind it was all good. Long straight red hair, thin, tight jeans. But her face. YIKES.
That's okay. We do the eye contact thing as I u- turn and drive up the street a little. She walks up, we do the usual thing, and we are rolling. I pull into the car wash and she give me a smokin BBBJ for 20.
When she finishes, she opens the door and spits, I tell her to get the f out of there. And I am back with my ma in 5.
Good thing she didn't notice my half full tank.
