Massage Parlor Reports

When I went to Exotic Escapes Friday nite (to check the place out but not buy a session), the only therapist on duty was Kylie, a skinny, chain-smoking hag, late 30s or early 40s, with thinning blonde hair. Not exactly a turn-on for me!

I looked over previous posts about Exotic Escapes, and someone said they cut him short on time. Kylie said the only other therapist who works there is Brandy, formerly of Mirella's. I had a session with Brandy at Mirella's in 2005; I paid her for an hour but she only gave me a half hour, claiming that my "hour started the minute I walked into the building" not the minute she walked into the session room. Also, as I previously mentioned, Brandy just sat on her ass and did nothing for me, not even a massage for my $320 tip!

There was also a male bouncer, husky & bald, sitting in the lobby, although Kylie tried to convince me he was "a customer just visiting".

So I don't think I'll be going there for a session. Now that First Choice is closed Uncle Leo may have his eye on Exotic Escapes.

I am sure that some of you have seen that there is a new manufacturing plnat being opened here by Chinese concerns. Due to my great affectation for things Asian I was intrigued, wondering if it might bring more things Chinese that I love to our fair city, after all only the people that gave us the marvelous term "happy ending" could call a metal manufacturing and stamping plant the "Goodtime Company." So since I was thinking of such a culture, I decided to visit the Village, where I used to frequent but had not been to in some time. It felt familiar and homey, and I was introduced to a cute little lady with apparently very limited English skills, her name could be something like a water flower or a British restroom, I honestly am not quite sure. The massage was frenetic if nothing else, moving so fast that I assumed I might be getting the bum's rush, although certain parts of the massage were interesting and seemingly therapeutic, and we hit the flip about 10 minutes into an hr. session, not always a bad sign, but often can be. Language barriers were broken and things went well, apparently, as I am sure most of you have been told and that I was retold, Chinese male members are about 25% as large as those we possess, and I was initially instructed that I would probably only be able to use about 25%-and judging from the very small very tight situation I found myself in, there was some truth to that-however after some effective and long term warm-up work, things seemed to work out/in just fine. Finished with some more hectic massaging and still wound up probably 10 min. short, but all in all worth the time and expense. I do hope however that with a new Chinese company coming to town that we get flooded with more high-quality newer model Chines imports.

Has anyone seen or had session with Malibu Beach Bunny in Broad Ripple?
I assume she just does therapeutic sessions but would be interested in info and costs.

Thanks

BSM

Do we really need all the bad coding that happens in so many posts? Just provide the relevant information, and let it be. I understand the want/need for a little discretion, but come on, on a site that we know LE knows about, we know that they use it for intel, and with the purpose of the site made so clear; do you really think some clever code is going to keep them from figuring out you're not talking about a metal fabrication facility? Besides, how much did this experience cost?
[QUOTE=Ilapp]I am sure that some of you have seen that there is a new manufacturing plnat being opened here by Chinese concerns. Due to my great affectation for things Asian I was intrigued, wondering if it might bring more things Chinese that I love to our fair city, after all only the people that gave us the marvelous term "happy ending" could call a metal manufacturing and stamping plant the "Goodtime Company." So since I was thinking of such a culture, I decided to visit the Village, where I used to frequent but had not been to in some time. It felt familiar and homey, and I was introduced to a cute little lady with apparently very limited English skills, her name could be something like a water flower or a British restroom, I honestly am not quite sure. The massage was frenetic if nothing else, moving so fast that I assumed I might be getting the bum's rush, although certain parts of the massage were interesting and seemingly therapeutic, and we hit the flip about 10 minutes into an hr. session, not always a bad sign, but often can be. Language barriers were broken and things went well, apparently, as I am sure most of you have been told and that I was retold, Chinese male members are about 25% as large as those we possess, and I was initially instructed that I would probably only be able to use about 25%-and judging from the very small very tight situation I found myself in, there was some truth to that-however after some effective and long term warm-up work, things seemed to work out/in just fine. Finished with some more hectic massaging and still wound up probably 10 min. short, but all in all worth the time and expense. I do hope however that with a new Chinese company coming to town that we get flooded with more high-quality newer model Chines imports.[/QUOTE]

There was no code for the location- I called it by it's advertised name-the price is exactly the same that I paid there in the past for all except one and the same I pay every where else in town that I visit- if it is all too much then I will keep it to myself-like apparently almost all of the people on the board do anyway. I have answered all who PM'd with specifics requested, really the actual $ total is the only thing not specific in the post.

[QUOTE=Bee Sure Man]Has anyone seen or had session with Malibu Beach Bunny in Broad Ripple?

I assume she just does therapeutic sessions but would be interested in info and costs.

Thanks

BSM[/QUOTE]Have seen the bunny a few times. Great massage and will go topless, also very nice. Some habd roaming and HE available with the $. 5 option. Would like to know if anyone has had better luck than that because I am sure it would be fun!

Out

On a trip to beautiful Biloxi I had the pleasure of receiving my first shower massage from a wonderful asian provider. Is there any place around Indy that offers the same?

Hello to all,

Just found this site recently after spending several years as a member/hobbyist on E****ts.com. I arrived here looking for more info on local AMPs due to my very strong interest in Asian culture. There really are no Asian providers here in Indy that I can find. Suggestions anyone?

So, registered here and have been trying to decode all the reports on AMPs. I was aware of the "north indi" posts on CL, and always wondered if this was legit. Typically, I am very wary of CL due to cash/dash and LE concerns. I found a few positive mentions of the "north indi" location on here and decided to call the number.

As of last week, I can verify that the northside AMP is real. Called one afternoon, asked for the address, and within 30 minutes I was on the table and being pampered. I chose the half hour option at. 5. My late 30s (? ) therapist had just showered; about 5. 5 lookswise and medium build. I tend to like the more typical small, thin asian body type, but this was my first time there, and I decided not to be too picky.

She worked on an injured part of my body and providing some actual relief. I flipped, and she became very friendly. Mentioned that they worked on tips, and I nodded to show I understood. I left refreshed. Tip was. 5.

I will likely repeat, particularly if the thinner gal I saw when I left is there and available to meet me.

Have fun and stay safe.

[QUOTE=Ilapp]The massage was frenetic if nothing else, moving so fast that I assumed I might be getting the bum's rush, although certain parts of the massage were interesting and seemingly therapeutic, and we hit the flip about 10 minutes into an hr. session, not always a bad sign, but often can be. [b]Language barriers were broken and things went well, apparently, as I am sure most of you have been told and that I was retold, Chinese male members are about 25% as large as those we possess, [/b]and I was initially instructed that I would probably only be able to use about 25%-and judging from the very small very tight situation I found myself in, there was some truth to that-however after some effective and long term warm-up work, things seemed to work out/in just fine. Finished with some more hectic massaging and still wound up probably 10 min. short, but all in all worth the time and expense. I do hope however that with a new Chinese company coming to town that we get flooded with more high-quality newer model Chines imports.[/QUOTE]


FU you asiaphile!!! Why you gotta be so derrogatory?
F-k U!!!

WTF are these retards talking about half the time is beyond me. I post a highly detailed report with names, location and prices and get blasted for it. But these "Senior" members post pure fuggin jibberish and get lauded for it.

I've hit all the seniors who frequently contribute here and I'm going to say they haven't told my JACK! Nothing worth mentioning to anyone.

I tried to be a contributor but F that, if you need info hit me up privately then we can ensure we did our best to be discreet.

[QUOTE=Carmel Monger]FU you asiaphile!!! Why you gotta be so derrogatory?
F-k U!!![/QUOTE]

Your claim of racism or Asiaphilia is not warranted. Illap is correct, Asian dudes do not have large members. You have to just live with the facts dude, quit fighting it. Asian cars (toyotas and hondas) aren't as big either. You going to scream racism at that comment? The fact is, Asian cars are smaller because their owners have smaller ball packs and don't need the ball space the Americans do. I drive a full ton pick-up truck, to give you a clue about the ball space I need for my ball pack.

Yeah, you guys make cars with good gas mileage, but I 'll stick with my pick-up and pay extra for the ball space.

LD

Mongnificons,

Geez...

Perspective....guys. We need a little down to Earth perspective here.

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I hope Santa slips a $ in your stocking, gives you a wink, tells you you've been a fabulously well behaved boy this year and in a hushed tone reveals what he wants you to get yourself this Xmas.

"Brown eyes, a beaming smile, and a bouncing yellow grip keeping gentle time with breasts - golden and light - swaying and supple."

Course, he'll have to wipe the drool from his bottom lip after this cause, didn't ya know(?), Santa loves them Asian girls too. Yeah ... thats right. You heard me. Must've caught sight of one of them sexy Eskimos babes all bound up in her furs floatin' around the North Pole or somethin'. He's never been right since. Then, that fat, pink cheeked, pale bearded monger with the fairy hat and red plush pimp suit will dart up the chimney. He'll jump on that bastard sleigh of his and turn on the ol' Claus World Computer. This site will be saved as a favorite and his swelled up horny fingers will click as fast as they can to it. He'll click right to this site to get the latest juicy info on our favorite sunny interludes. But instead what's he gonna find??? Not crucial details on how to best get his wrinkled nuts off while in the tender care of a dark haired oriental masterpiece.... oh - no ...no. But, fellow mongnificons quarreling over perceived length and light hearted burdensome metaphors.

Not naughty.
Not nice.
Not cool.

Now, see that jolly old elf ain't too keen on not getting his snowballs melted. I mean can you imagine the stress of his crummy job. Up friggin chimneys, down friggin chimneys. Having to snort Reindeer butt during every takeoff. Etc, Etc. Well, Saint Nick is gonna have to relieve that tension someway. So, he's gonna reach beneath that hard wood, hard ass seat he has to sit on all night and pull out his favorite leather whip. Now, believe me you don't want to be riding behind Rudolph after that whip cracking, blue balled maniac goes to town on his reindeer ass.

Now, which one of you gonna take the heat for kids not being able to tell which end of Rudolph is guiding Santa's sleigh through the storm come Xmas eve?

Huh... which one?

Ah, a bunch of Xmas haters - the lot of you.

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Perspective, gentlemen...
perspective.

Merry Christmas!

You know Monger, either you are apparently of Asian descent or you spend a lot of time examining the members of the people of that proud race. If it is the latter I suggest that there might be a better forum for what you are looking for than here. However, should it be the former then I still can't apologize because I personally have never examined the asian penis ,flaccid or otherwise, and was only repeating verbatim what was told to me by not only this wonderful lady, but by almost every AMP worker that has gazed upon my engorgement. I have no illusions that mine is anything special, it was a joke you idiot, referring to the fact that I assumed that at least that every monger that has ever walked into an AMP has heard that line. It is a lot like your girl telling you that you are the best lover she ever had--in case you haven't heard they sometimes like to blow smoke up our ass,makes for better tips--er--presents. However I guess if the extra small Trojan fits then you should wear it. I am often called an asshole, but a racist or an Asiaphilist(?) is a first, I would hope it would be the last but I guess you just never know. So I am curious, is this post clear enough for all of the dimwits? If you don't like my posts or anyone else's that don't conform to what you are looking for, just use that feature that lets you block anything with my name on it. If that was too confusing maybe I could type a little s l o w e r . Hey Dramses, seems like I did respond with info when you asked, so you can kiss my assiaphilia too. Now did you hear the one about the Chinese condoms?

Entertaining as always BB- although I started to take offense because when you started talking about a fat old pink-assed guy I thought you were dissing me, until I read more than the first two lines, and then it was fine because I have the red pimp suit left from the 70's, although I usually wear platforms with it instead of boots, but I have never owned a sled so I guess that was some tricky literary thing you were pulling huh? But my man, how can you proffer such verbosity, I doubt if more than a few made it halfway through your offering before the AADD kicked in, but I wish no coal in my stocking this Christmas so I will be a good boy from now on so that I too may get Santa's Stimulating Stimulus package, so that I can help out the less fortunate. I can't wait until I stay up all night and hear the reindeer on the roof and I hear that jolly old guy shout---" Hoe Hoe Hoes---Merry Christmas to all, and to all a Happy Ending"

I think I responded out of anger too quickly to CM's post, and attributed the racist connection that LR saw to him, when in reality I was called an Asiaphile which is not derogatory at all but complimentary and accurate, if I remember my derivatives correctly. An Asiaphile would be one who is enamored with all things Asian,wouldn't he? Asiaphilia would be the love of Asian, and believe me , I have loved me some Asian. It is a good thing I don't keep a journal and AMPs don't give receipts because I would hate to see the tally of the fortune I have spent loving Asians. And I guess if I want to validate the length of Asian members, I could ask my son who is 1/2 full blooded Asian. For those that have trouble following along, that would make his mother an Asian, again I am an Asiaphile. If genetic trait averaging were legitimate, and of course it isn't, I could assume that my son's manhood would be halfway between what another provider yesterday deduced when pointing to me and giving the international sign language for a Subway $5.00 special, and when she put her thumb and forefinger about two inches apart, scrunched up her lovely face, and said "Chinese boy no" and pointed back to me. That would mean that my son should average out to about 7.5" Now I am hesitant to ask him about his length, it has been over 2 1/2 decades since I got a really good look at it bathing him, and I suspect that it is longer than that judging by all of the stunning women that seem to have always been draped over him since puberty. so one might deduce that his Asian genes might have contributed more than the 2" that was indicated to me yesterday. Or, I guess one might alternatly deduce that his mother was not cheating on me at the time of his conception, at least with another Asian. ( mind you I am not saying that she ever has in case this is read by someone I am not aware of here). So I am just going to chalk this up to a misunderstanding, and not even think that the blast directed at me was Napoleonic, you know, short dick, errrr, I mean short man syndrome.