Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=AsianBlowjob; 1464879]Anybody ever try this shit?

[url]http://www.liquidlapdance.com/[/url]

Going to vegas and was looking at the vegas board, and some guy claims he is in love with them.

At a minimum the lap dance the dude in the video gets is solid.[/QUOTE]LOL, that's awesome. May have to try these, I may be heading back to the strip clubs since my massage parlors in Warren got shut down. And yeah, that is a solid dance, I used to get ones like that from a few girls at Christies in Canton.

[QUOTE=AsianBlowjob; 1464879]Anybody ever try this shit?

[url]http://www.liquidlapdance.com/[/url]

Going to vegas and was looking at the vegas board, and some guy claims he is in love with them.

At a minimum the lap dance the dude in the video gets is solid.[/QUOTE]Well, you were taken in by the spam post, that's for sure. This is a pair of cheap underwear with what appears to be a little extra sack area made out of condom material. You squirt your KY in the sack and put it on. Doesn't it make you wonder why the web site selling this product doesn't even have a photograph of the product for you to view before you buy? Doesn't it concern you that they've simply set up shop in a free Blogger dot com blog instead of a real web site? Can you imagine the mess and embarrassment the first time your little sack breaks during a dance and all the goo (not your goo) gets everywhere? What if the dancer decides to slip a hand in your pants and finds your man diaper?

If you want to try this, save your 20 bucks plus postage and wear a lubed condom under a pair of khakis. Better yet, find a stripper that can give a decent dance and you don't need any of that.

Stopped in at Lusty`s for the first time in about 2 years Tuesday about 3. Wow that place has certainly become pretty much a freak show. Seems like the place where all the old and chunky dancers in Akron go before they go out to pasture!

[QUOTE=PipeFighter94;1465598]Stopped in at Lusty`s for the first time in about 2 years Tuesday about 3. Wow that place has certainly become pretty much a freak show. Seems like the place where all the old and chunky dancers in Akron go before they go out to pasture![/QUOTE]Really? It's not and upscale joint. Don't get me wrong there are a lot of girls there that have no business dancing LOL. But I've always seen at least a few diamonds in the rough.

Yeah I know everyone has be! Tched about Jen's and VIP dance ripoffs before.

I've always had ok luck there though, and it's one of the few places that usually has a decent assortment of girls. Thurs nite was dead everywhere else (including SW scene) so stopped in. As many girls working as customers if not one or two more, so they should have been eager to make some coin.

Anyway, I ended up in VIP with the tall thin 20's white girl with tattoo's of lips all up and down her body. After 2nd song she said we had done 3 so I got up and left VIP asap. She went to bouncer who intervened. We "compromised" on what was fair to give her. I basically paid for 2. 5 VIP songs. I was ok with that because I had one at the bar I didn't pay her for, I didn't tip, and I didn't want to make a scene as there are still some ok girls there. BUT. Never repeating with her and would not recommend. Dance was ok, but not as liberal as some others, and the ripoff thing is a big prob for me.

Also. Mandy is back bartending but she says she's still done dancing. She still looks beautiful for what it's worth.

[QUOTE=PipeFighter94;1465598]Stopped in at Lusty`s for the first time in about 2 years Tuesday about 3. Wow that place has certainly become pretty much a freak show. Seems like the place where all the old and chunky dancers in Akron go before they go out to pasture![/QUOTE]I had some work in Akron Friday so drove a night before. Thursday night around 10pm stopped at Lusty's and had a great experience. Few dancers approached me and keep ignoring those. There comes Sabrina (5'4", nice booty, smells perfect everywhere). After 3 dancers I asked her for VIP. Wow. She was wonderful. Great skills. After 2nd in VIP I asked for specials and after little negotiations she agreed to the act. .40 total damage. I left satisfied and rushed to hotel. Planning to go one more time before I head back to work Monday morning. The place itself is not so okie and I agree lot of oldies here but you know if you are experienced then you know who is the worth picking.

Good luck and happy hunting.

[QUOTE=NawtyMarkus; 1466911]Yeah I know everyone has be! Tched about Jen's and VIP dance ripoffs before.

I've always had ok luck there though, and it's one of the few places that usually has a decent assortment of girls. Thurs nite was dead everywhere else (including SW scene) so stopped in. As many girls working as customers if not one or two more, so they should have been eager to make some coin.

Anyway, I ended up in VIP with the tall thin 20's white girl with tattoo's of lips all up and down her body. After 2nd song she said we had done 3 so I got up and left VIP asap. She went to bouncer who intervened. We "compromised" on what was fair to give her. I basically paid for 2. 5 VIP songs. I was ok with that because I had one at the bar I didn't pay her for, I didn't tip, and I didn't want to make a scene as there are still some ok girls there. BUT. Never repeating with her and would not recommend. Dance was ok, but not as liberal as some others, and the ripoff thing is a big prob for me.

Also. Mandy is back bartending but she says she's still done dancing. She still looks beautiful for what it's worth.[/QUOTE]Was the bouncer the midget who combs his hair like a girl? He and one of the scammer dancers (aren't they all? LOL) tried that shit with me months ago. I just paid what the sign read (15. 00 per song) and left.

The whole bar is a scam: bartenders, bouncers, dancers: everyone is in on it. It's better to just go across the street to Georgie's, at least you the know the deal before you go to the VIP.

I know the girl, although I'm drawing a blank on her stripper name at the moment (and that's the only name I know her by). She will promise a lot without flat-out lying, and then will stop short of what was hinted at. I've taken her to the VIP before, but have come to the conclusion that her barside dances are pretty much as good as her VIP dances. She is hot, though, having lost some of her baby fat.

[QUOTE=NawtyMarkus; 1466911]Yeah I know everyone has be! Tched about Jen's and VIP dance ripoffs before.

I've always had ok luck there though, and it's one of the few places that usually has a decent assortment of girls. Thurs nite was dead everywhere else (including SW scene) so stopped in. As many girls working as customers if not one or two more, so they should have been eager to make some coin.

Anyway, I ended up in VIP with the tall thin 20's white girl with tattoo's of lips all up and down her body. After 2nd song she said we had done 3 so I got up and left VIP asap. She went to bouncer who intervened. We "compromised" on what was fair to give her. I basically paid for 2. 5 VIP songs. I was ok with that because I had one at the bar I didn't pay her for, I didn't tip, and I didn't want to make a scene as there are still some ok girls there. BUT. Never repeating with her and would not recommend. Dance was ok, but not as liberal as some others, and the ripoff thing is a big prob for me.

Also. Mandy is back bartending but she says she's still done dancing. She still looks beautiful for what it's worth.[/QUOTE]

Went to Desiree's the other night. I hadn't been to a strip club all year but I was in the mood for some reason. There was one dancer working. A cute girl who said it was her first night there. I forget her name. I've never had an issue quite this bad before. But the poor girl's hooch was stinking up the joint. I barely lasted one dance. Whenever she turned around to rub her ass on my lap I would catch a whiff of it. Oh MY GOSH. It wasn't even fishy really. Just really rotten. Like moldy smelling. I've never experienced anything like it and hope she fixes whatever is going on inside.

Do girls know when they stink? I mean, men can usually tell that they smell like a dead animal after a hard day at work. But we really can't smell it like the person standing next to us can. Maybe women are the same? They know they have that "not so fresh feeling" but they don't quite realize how bad it can get?

I'm offering this up in hopes that this dancer takes my advice and cleans up before / during her shift. I hope she doesn't take it as a slam or insult. She seemed sweet enough. Polite even. But whoo. Something that smells like a bowl full of sun-cooked, bad cole slaw isn't something I want to see on the menu. You're not going to get repeat customers with that.

Who was bartending? If I know her I'll drop her an e-mail / FB message and tell her. She could probably say something politely.

[QUOTE=Chadcarpenter; 1473595]Went to Desiree's the other night. I hadn't been to a strip club all year but I was in the mood for some reason. There was one dancer working. A cute girl who said it was her first night there. I forget her name. I've never had an issue quite this bad before. But the poor girl's hooch was stinking up the joint. I barely lasted one dance. Whenever she turned around to rub her ass on my lap I would catch a whiff of it. Oh MY GOSH. It wasn't even fishy really. Just really rotten. Like moldy smelling. I've never experienced anything like it and hope she fixes whatever is going on inside.

Do girls know when they stink? I mean, men can usually tell that they smell like a dead animal after a hard day at work. But we really can't smell it like the person standing next to us can. Maybe women are the same? They know they have that "not so fresh feeling" but they don't quite realize how bad it can get?

I'm offering this up in hopes that this dancer takes my advice and cleans up before / during her shift. I hope she doesn't take it as a slam or insult. She seemed sweet enough. Polite even. But whoo. Something that smells like a bowl full of sun-cooked, bad cole slaw isn't something I want to see on the menu. You're not going to get repeat customers with that.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=AkronMan1;1466143]Really? It's not and upscale joint. Don't get me wrong there are a lot of girls there that have no business dancing LOL. But I've always seen at least a few diamonds in the rough.[/QUOTE]I was there on Friday night and there was a two nice looking ladies in the place a blonde and a brunette, I saw the blonde before at Jen'"s Got a few dances and then went with the brunette. Went to VIP, discussed extras and had a good time.

Be careful with Jenn (the blond that danced at Jens Den) now at Lustys. She is a serious user and also has a health problem according to a few people on here. Go back to old posts to see what she may have to pass on to you. As for dances. Yes she is good at pleasing but I wouldn't take a chance with her anymore.

Stopped at Flashdance. Saw Sophia. Long on promises, short on delivery. Won't get a dance from her again

[QUOTE=Lucky8;1473661]Be careful with Jenn (the blond that danced at Jens Den) now at Lustys. She is a serious user and also has a health problem according to a few people on here. Go back to old posts to see what she may have to pass on to you. As for dances. Yes she is good at pleasing but I wouldn't take a chance with her anymore.[/QUOTE]Is she the one with bolt on's that's on the phone all the time? One of the girls told she was arguing with her bf. She's on the phone all the time. Fishy enough for me to pass, even though she is one of the hottest ones in there.

Yes, Jenn has a fake top and she is always on the phone arguing either with the live-in father of her kids or her boyfriend who is a big time druggie and has her also on drugs. Be Careful! She is good looking but I personally would avoid. Been their, done that and now would avoid at all cost.