This place rocks during the day. Very high mileage.
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This place rocks during the day. Very high mileage.
[QUOTE=Adad78]This place rocks during the day. Very high mileage.[/QUOTE]
Used to go there for lunch during the early 90's when it was still called "The Oddball Caberet". I heard that it's gone downhill since the owners of Bare Elegance bought it, so your positive feedback is encouraging. Any favorite girls, Adad78?
[QUOTE=Mr Sixty]Note that on the zbone site, the official reviews are outdated as Camel notes, but the reader reviews are mostly up-to-date. If a club has very few reader reviews, it may mean that mileage is so high, everyone is keeping quiet, or mileage is so low, no one is going to the club. Or it may be that the club's clientele is non-computer savvy (I. E., gangster).[/QUOTE]My experience, for what it's worth, is that very few reader reviews at zbone means that most guys haven't found the club worth going to.
An out of towner looking for mileage should head straight for City of Industry, especially Hawaii Theater or Spearmint Rhino. You can get extras in any strip club in town if they know you as a regular but on your first visit to a club, things are very proper. Except in COI.
[QUOTE=Ferd Berfel]My experience, for what it's worth, is that very few reader reviews at zbone means that most guys haven't found the club worth going to.
An out of towner looking for mileage should head straight for City of Industry, especially Hawaii Theater or Spearmint Rhino. You can get extras in any strip club in town if they know you as a regular but on your first visit to a club, things are very proper. Except in COI.[/QUOTE]
I've never been in a club in the COI, but certainly the rest of what Berfel said was 100% correct. If you want extras, become somewhat of a regular. And, once you do start to partake of those extras, you basically won't have to ask for them in the future, because girl friend will tell her girl friends at the club, and the nasty girls will be on the lookout for you!
[QUOTE=Benchode]I'm assuming he means the Spearmint Rhino in Oxnard:
630 Maulhardt Ave
Oxnard, CA 93030-7903
(805) 988-6518[/QUOTE]Sorry for the slow response! But yeah this is the place. Next time I see her, I'll ask where else she's working.
Just wanted to add my thanks for a clear post on what to do. As a noob, it is hard figuring out just what to do only from the coded chatter on this board.
[QUOTE=DarthRaider666]Well, if you come into the club acting like you are acting here, I can see why you don't get any ass!! Come on man, be as "explaintive" (which isn't actually a word) as possible? Look, ya know technically the girls are not supposed to be giving up ass in the clubs, but I have never been to a strip club in my life where at least one of two of the girls there won't give you a little something AFTER they get to know you' and THAT is the answer to your question, namely, TIME! If it's your first time in the club and none of the girls there know you, why would they give somethin' up to you, UNLESS you are famous are obviously have BIG money to spend? Look at it from a risk-reward ratio from their shoes. You might well be LE (especially if you are straight up asking for it) and she could go to jail, but if you are not, was the risk worth $100? I would say no if I were her.
At the same time, the girls are not stupid, they pretty much all know what the limits of the other girls are. My basic rule of thumb is, I don't ask for extras until I've had regular lapdances with her two other times before. For example, there is this one girl in Starz, good girl I actually really like talking to her, she has a good girl rep. Now, we had regular dances on two other visits and truth be known, I was looking for a little extra as we headed upstairs. Well, turns out she was down for it, the second song came along and the next thing you know I was getting a little titty fuck. I asked her how she knew what to do and she told me she knew who one of my favorite dancers was and she knows that's how that other dancer gets down in the booths so she figured she couldn't go wrong with that move. Smart woman!
So basically, make it a project. Come into the club on a certain day of the week, lets say Sunday, and come in for two weeks in a row, tip all the girls a few bucks and get a few normal lapdances. Now that THIRD Sunday you come in, during that first song place the girls hand on your zipper while she is grinding. If she moves it away, wait about 20 seconds place it there again, and put that hand right there on your zipper. Believe me, she will get the hint. If she is down with it, she will unzip zip and the party will start, if not then hey, you are at least "known" in the club as a semi regular and a nice guy, she will probably tell her friend what you were hinting at, and I'm willing to bet some of her friends are nasty girls, they will come find YOU!![/QUOTE]
Another bit of advice is to never say to a dancer, "I'm from out of town." If she believes you're a local, she has a special incentive to make you happy enough to maybe turn into a repeat customer.
Dancers love regulars. Every dancer I've ever known would rather have one guy who comes by to see them every week than a stream of strangers. A regular customer is one you can feel safe about. He's probably not a cop and he's probably not a crazy. Also, the dancers who have a lot of regular customers are usually the dancers who have the most clout with the strip club management. The management is afraid that they'll leave and take all those customers with them.
A friend of mine once recommended a certain dancer at the Bare Elegance. I went in and got what turned out to be a total air dance from her. I called him up later and said, "You said she was a ****! " He said, "She is but not until she gets to know you. Go in a couple more times." He promised me that if my cock wasn't in her mouth by the fourth visit, he'd refund every penny I'd paid her. Sure enough, third visit, my cock was in her mouth with a condom and by the fifth, it was in there without one. If she was still dancing, it would be there at this very moment.
Just out of curiosity, could someone explain why a four letter word I used in the previous message to describe an unidentified woman as having loose morals was censored and replaced with asterisks?
This is not an argument. I'm just curious. On this board, I see guys saying they fucked a certain woman and some of them have even posted photos of them fucking her. Why is that okay but not a four letter word that stars with "s" and ends with "t" and has "lu" in the middle?
I'd like to post a few more messages with tips I've learned in many years of strip club attendance. Just want to know what the rules are.
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/announcement-forumrules.php
[QUOTE=Ferd Berfel]"She is but not until she gets to know you. Go in a couple more times." He promised me that if my cock wasn't in her mouth by the fourth visit, he'd refund every penny I'd paid her. Sure enough, third visit, my cock was in her mouth with a condom and by the fifth, it was in there without one. If she was still dancing, it would be there at this very moment.[/QUOTE]
Beautiful!
I'm thinking of hitting up LA, was wondering if any of the vets could give me any suggestions of where i can find a strip club with some fine asians.
Thanks fellas!
[QUOTE=Ferd Berfel]Just out of curiosity, could someone explain why a four letter word I used in the previous message to describe an unidentified woman as having loose morals was censored and replaced with asterisks?
This is not an argument. I'm just curious. On this board, I see guys saying they fucked a certain woman and some of them have even posted photos of them fucking her. Why is that okay but not a four letter word that stars with "s" and ends with "t" and has "lu" in the middle?
I'd like to post a few more messages with tips I've learned in many years of strip club attendance. Just want to know what the rules are.
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/announcement-forumrules.php[/url][/QUOTE]
It's Jackson's BBQ and we're merely his invited guests.
Direct quote from the forum rules:
Banned Words: "The words "Wh*re", "B*tch" and "C*nt" are not allowed because these words are commonly used to denigrate women, and that's not what this website is all about."
[QUOTE=Laf85]I'm thinking of hitting up LA, was wondering if any of the vets could give me any suggestions of where i can find a strip club with some fine asians.
Thanks fellas![/QUOTE]
Try Spearmint Rhino Torrance. Playboy model Lena Li works there.
[quote=baldy cruiser]no more wild goose.
i lived there from 1984 to 2002.
rip. wow!!
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baldy cruiser[/quote]this is horrible news.
i frequented there from 1980 to about 2000. it was my home away from home. haven't been in much these last 9-10 years, but oh what memories. and what friends i made at the bar.
the glory days were the 1980s when you could park in the dirt lot with the truckers. the train station parking lot is there today.
you could walk out of the goose and over to the old jet strip thru the dirt lot. it had the logo with the girl riding the airplane on the side of the building. or you could walk in the other direction down aviation to the borderline saloon, an all nude club that closed up about 1981. there's a trucking company there today.
all long gone since the late 1980s when they built the century freeway and installed the trains.
i will always remember the cheap goose deals on food and drink. two pitchers for $5 during happy hour. where are you gonna find that? then it went to $5.50, then $6 before they discontinued it.3 hot dogs for a dollar. free pizza! deals like this don't exist any more.
sure, there really wasn't any extra action inside the club, but it was like your friendly neighborhood bar that you could get drunk at for not very much money and it had tv sports and girls!
my buddy and i would actually load up on pitchers before the 7pm happy hour cutoff. we would be buzzed and still have at least 2-4 pitchers each in front of us. he would tell me, "i need some help with the beer, pal.(i. e. help me drink this up.). we had so much beer we couldn't finish it. how can you beat that, now a days?
oh, and everyone at the goose knew my name even if i'd never spoken with them before. it shocked me. word got around real fast as to who you were if you were a regular. they had your favorite cocktail poured by the time you walked in the door.
my favorite bartenders were gene (still there) and mike aka woody who was there since the late 1980s, but left about 2002. the bartender wearing the disco clothes was named mario. sue has been there over 20 years. before that there was lionel and john.
as far as dancers, i can remember christy, tazz, dallas, and greta (1980s). greta did an act dressed like a little old lady. oh, and then there was strawberry. she danced there when she was **** and years later i picked her up on century as a sw. don't worry, she was legal when i saw her. i do remember the ballet dancer that others mentioned. i think her name was peggy (? ). i recognized her in the audience at the greek theatre during a concert. the 90s had missy, jericho, erica, and many others.
some long time waitresses were donna (with the jughead haircut) and jan.
in 20 years, i only pulled pussy twice out of the goose. one was a century sw that came in to buy food and recognized me. she was staying at twin towers next door. the other was a call girl who approached me at the bar and asked if i needed a ride home. it was kind of risky, but she did drive me home and spent around 2-3 hours of everything (msog) with me for about $200.
oh, and the sw scene in the 80s and 90s was hoppin' everywhere. who cares that there was no action inside the goose? . girls worked aviation out of twin towers, la plaza (or was it la casa. now aviation suites), and even the dumpy aviation motel that the goose owned and later turned into apartments. there were as much as 5 or 6 wsw (yes, white ones) working aviation over a weekend. they would hang out at the pay phones in front of these motels, on side streets, or even sit in front on the sidewalk.
i actually remember drinking at the bar, asking my buddies to watch my beer, and walking next door to twin towers where i had fun with a sw who was living there and working out of her room. i was back in 45 minutes and my beer was still on the bar. ah, what convenience and what service.
and then if you really got bored or struck out, you could hit the lively sw scene on century and/or imperial. back then, there was an ample supply of wsws and lsws. i remember in 1993, picking up and partying with 5 separate girls on century in one night. i was like a kid in a candy store.
i don't think there will be any place to match what the goose was in it's prime.
[QUOTE=Ken Fuxalot]This is horrible news.[/QUOTE]Nice eulogy for the Goose Fuxalot. I agree that L. A. Won't be the same without it. It had a niche almost to itself. One of a handful of strip clubs in L. A. That it was just fun to visit just to drink and hangout. I didn't like it when it tried to be more serious about being a strip club in later years. Removing the TV sports and wire reports, and getting more serious about being a lap dance club. I understand why they did it but it changed the character of the place from being a simpler friendly neighborhood bar.
I also always think about the old guy who managed the place in the late 90's and early years of the 2000's. But forgot his name. I would always run into him in Tijuana where he'd go on as long as I'd tolerate him talking about all his mexicana puta conquests. Then when I'd bring up the low mileage quotient at the Goose, he'd go on a rant about how pleased he was with himself to never let the girls and the customers at the Goose get away with any slightest high mileage shit. That he would keep it as a respectable joint. What a hoot of a hypocrite he was.
But it didn't matter. The Goose was not for mongering. It was for meeting friends, getting lubricated and maybe being the jumping off point for more dangerous adventures as the night wore on.
Ken Fuxalot,
Yep the little ballet dancer was named Peggy, 4'11" tall and topless in a tutu and toe shoes what a trip.