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Anyboy seen this one yet.

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Wanted to take the plunge but I saw a monger say stay away from Conyers so I wasn't sure.

[QUOTE=Sneeker;3399672][URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/new-4703022536-r-dbon-ta-ll-on-ba-k-tball-b-ty/61265328[/URL]

Hey guys,

Had the pleasure of meeting roxy over the weekend, called her up two part type of system.

She quoted 60 for qk session. Headed out to her spot which was hotel / motel on pleasant hill area.

Once there was given rm number, I head up to room, door opens yes it her, tall slimmy with a decent azz.

Once in, she did her LEO chk. To make sure I was legit.

Then afterwards of that, I place donation on table and was told to get comfortable, with no help from her.

After that she asked me to scrub in with handsanitizer, OK no problem with that, once lying on bed she tried Appling slevee, on my limp noodle.

After awhile of attention on noddle, it's not going up, do to the very tight slevee she has, I ask if she can give a little bbj, she declined, OK then, she starts back doing her thing trying to get the noddle to rise, in the mix of that I figured I'd rub her box to get me going mentally.

She tells me no. ,no can't do that, OK then I start rubbing on her azz and then trying to massage her backdoor, nope no, was told can't do either.

I'm like he'll, I thought that was the reason she had me scrub in. So at this point I already know how ish, is going to go from here.

After a so, so, head job, I climbed behind her for a little doggy. Once in, the feel was OK, prior to entry she threw some ghetto lube in, so I can't really say how she felt. While hitting it from back I'm getting no response from her, she's to busy on the fuc king phone setting up her next appointment, damn I hate the ish, I fell as though , do your job and handle business that's in front of you first, then once done handle they other. Dammit.

So finally I bring myself to do the do in slevee, once done, clean up, told her cya. Then bouced, ,on way out she said please come back for another time. I'm like Bullsht I didn't enjoy this time LOL.

All and all.

She is the girl in the pics, looks like she's trimmed down some. Decent conversation, no foul smells or odors.

But the main thing is, she's a Germ, a phobic, to many rules of can't do was to much for me no repeat, here.

Hope my contribution helped play safe, sneeker.


The link is messed up sorry[/QUOTE]I wish you had asked. Sorry you took the loss. She SUCKS. THE END.

[QUOTE=Ozymandias;3399564]I guarantee that the cops could come up with a whole laundry list of charges, things you've never heard of, to stick you in such a scenario: contributing to neglect, contributing to abuse, endangerment, cruelty, etc, etc. They'd just open up their creativity, and at the least it would be a huge hassle to sort out.
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O.[/QUOTE]I'm pretty sure they could charge you with being a pedophile, there is some kind of law showing your wee wee to a minor even it was balls deep in his Mom at the time.

[QUOTE=JohnnyMapalo;3398878]I mean, sir. Nice self, I mean provider review. Next time realize that this is not like the other review sites where you can place bogus reviews and get away with it. With only 1 post, your credentials are pretty much shot. BTW, those pics are fake and stolen. I see at least 1 picture that belongs to another provider posting in Stone Mountain. If your going to write your own bogus self-review at least use some "real" pics.[/QUOTE]Johnny. THANK YOU! You saved my stupid ass.

I contacted this young lady / person this am. Good texting toward a meetup when I arrive in ATL later this week.

Then I saw your message. Asked for a current pic. Nothing sexual, just a modest pic to let me know what to expect. Even qualified by advising I was not hung up on appearance, just performance. Of course. Sudden silence.

So fucking disappointing. Just can't trust a damn soul.

Thank you again, Johnny.

Any info on this one?

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[QUOTE=Mrmojo69;3399793]Those pics are of the well known UTR Maddy. I wonder why she started advertising?[/QUOTE]Because she is not and was never UTR. Just pimping suckers.

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Hey guys,

Had the pleasure of meeting roxy over the weekend, called her up two part type of system.

She quoted 60 for qk session. Headed out to her spot which was hotel / motel on pleasant hill area.

Once there was given rm number, I head up to room, door opens yes it her, tall slimmy with a decent azz.

Once in, she did her LEO chk. To make sure I was legit.

The link is messed up sorry[/QUOTE]I thought about seeing her multiple times over the years but she was too far. So now that I saw she was in my county I was excited and was going to go see her but everytime I stopped myself because of her dam attitude on the phone smh. I'm glad I didn't pull the trigger.

[QUOTE=MrHobbyist;3397928]Ima damn sure find out.[/QUOTE]If you do find out, please let me know. Pm if you don't feel confortable sharing the details publicly.

[QUOTE=NewDude;3400260]Because she is not and was never UTR. Just pimping suckers.[/QUOTE]LOL I didn't want to be the one to point that out. No such thing as a "well known" UTR. She must have taken a marketing class or two.

[QUOTE=NewDude;3400260]Because she is not and was never UTR. Just pimping suckers.[/QUOTE]LOL. Some of these dudes actually think these backpage chicks are UTR. These chicks will run that game on you suckers all day.

[QUOTE=MoonshineXXX;3399944]Johnny. THANK YOU! You saved my stupid ass.

I contacted this young lady / person this am. Good texting toward a meetup when I arrive in ATL later this week.

Then I saw your message. Asked for a current pic. Nothing sexual, just a modest pic to let me know what to expect. Even qualified by advising I was not hung up on appearance, just performance. Of course. Sudden silence.

So fucking disappointing. Just can't trust a damn soul.

Thank you again, Johnny.[/QUOTE]And that's why this is the best review site on the internet. You can't have these "providers", "pimps", and the likes writing these bogus reviews and not getting called out on it. Don't ever trust reviews from non-senior members, especially from those with only a handful of post. They think they can come on here like they do on every other review site and write their bogus reviews to con people. Not here. Not now. Not never!

[blue]Johnny while I appreciate your passion for our site, calling anybody out generally will draw a foul. Reporting a post and telling me why you think it's a provider is the way to do this.

I share your disdain for pimps and providers that try to post bullshit "reviews" and will hunt them the fuck down. There have also been a few cases where, as if by magic, their awesome reviews have truned into something else.

If you "call them out" all you do is draw more attention to them. The way stuff like that works most guys won't remember why they remember the "ad" they will just remember that it's getting traction and it makes them more, not less likely to call. By doing that you're really helping the person doing it.

Just report it and trust that I'll take out the trash.

A2[/blue]

[QUOTE=ThrillSeeker28;3399538]I second that. The 1st pic is the real pic of her, but the other two pics, I disagree LOL. Maybe the last two pics were her years ago, when she was in the gym and kept herself nice and toned. Overall, she is a pretty woman, doesn't rush and has a nice shape, which are my reasons for multiple returns.[/QUOTE]Pics looked like it was her when I was back there LOL couldn't be more than a year old.

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I got absolutely no pleasure, from Pleasure a few days ago. This Pleasure here, I saw a few nights ago when a chick I saw previously wasn't available. Like the stupid horny trick that I am, I went scrambling for a back up to release the pressure. Why? I should have just jacked myself to sleep like I usually do every night. I text around and kept getting a bunch of ridiculous. Chic in the Super 8 in Chamblee wants $80 for a qv. Pfft. Yeah right. Keep dreaming.

Another chic on Panola Road wanted $80 for a qv. Yeah, sure. OK. When she realized that I wasn't paying that ridiculous rate, she text me back with, "how much you got"? I told her $60 (you know trying to be generous to her ass cause you know these broads are worth no more than $50) and she responded with, "Go spin the block and find you a 60 dollar hoe". Well ma'am, that shouldn't be too hard to do seeing that you are on Mutha Freaking Panola Road!! Gtfoh! Who do these broads think they are? I kept texting some more and was now getting $70 qv's quotes and was like who do these unknown unreviewed broads think that they are.

These new chicks are ridiculous. Who's been gassing their heads up? I was becoming a bit impatient and found one who wanted $65 for a qv. I started to say all I got is $60, but decided to go with the inflated rate instead. She was down in a motel / hotel on the south side. Oh boy. The dreaded south side. Usually there's nothing but crap on the south side, especially in those hotel / motels, but I needed a quick cum dumper so I went with it.

I got to the chics motel some 40 minutes later as it was kind of hard to navigate around the freaking railroad tracks. Finally got there and text her that I arrived. She text back a few minutes later telling me to park in the back, but I was already parked in the back. She then called me and asked me what kind of car was I driving. I lied to her as usual and gave her a fictitious make and model of my tricycle. She then told me to walk to her room as she said that she saw me. Really?

I got off my tricycle and walked over to a room in front of me where someone was clearly standing outside. As I got closer to the door, I noticed that it was an Asian dude and said to myself, WTF. I'm thinking this bish is a tranny and I was about to hit his ass right in the mouth for making me drive down there for nothing. I looked at him and asked if it's him and he shook his head, "no" with a dumbfounded look on his face. I was kind of confused and just walked past him and circled the building before heading back to my tricycle. As I got into my car, I checked my phone and noticed I had 2 missed calls from him / her.

I called back and she / he picked up the phone and told me that I hung up on him / her and to come back with my phone in hand. I never like going into these places with my phone. I should have just turned on my car and got the hell out of dodge, but like the simp that I am I got out of my car with phone in hand. Err. She then directed to her room while watching me the whole time. I hate when they do that! Just give me the freaking room number, damn it! From this day forth, if they don't give me the room number, I'm gone. Definitely.

I walked up the stairs and up to her room as she directed, then a door was sprung open with a head poking out asking, "Are you the police"? Yes, I am the police. Now open the door, you're under arrest for blinding stupidity. Ridiculous. After I told her that I was not the police, she finally let me into a completely dark ass room. After she closed the door, I asked her if she could please turn on the lights as I do nothing in the dark. What the hell is this chic thinking? She immediately turned on the lights as I got a good look at her and the surrounding room.

The room was neat and clean with a couple of kids toys and bags on the floor with no smoke smells anywhere. She was wearing an open silk robe with a leopard print bra and a blue thong. Her attire looked pretty nice but her face looked a bit hard and mannish to me. I had a feeling that this chic might be a tranny, but when she opened her mouth and I heard her voice, I knew otherwise. She sounded 100% woman and even asked me if was surprised that she was actually the woman in the pics.

No, I'm actually surprised that you're not a dude. LOL. All that makeup on your face and hard facial features kind of threw me off. We conversed for minute after she did her rigid security style check for weapons. Really? All of this for a 60 dollar chic? Sheesh. Talks of the donation came up afterwards and I gave it to her in hand. It was 65 golden nuggets for 15 minutes. She counted the money, then walked across the room to go hide it off somewhere. Hmm.

After hiding the money, she asked me if I mind if she smoked a cigarette first. Great, a staller after she gets the money. Don't you just love these types? I said sure as she lit up a cancer stick and asked me if I needed a drink of whatever she had laying on the table. I told her no ma'am as she continued to smoke her cigarette as we conversed. While conversing she took a call from some trick offering her $200 an hour for an outcall. LOL. What a dumbass? Who offers some unknown unreviewed backpage chic 200? Must be one of those retards from the escortbablyon site. LOL.

She told him that she doesn't go outcalls, then told me afterwards that her friend just got recently busted on a $200 an hour outcall to a house. Wow, I never knew police worked out of houses. I thought they worked out of hotels only? Strange. She went on to tell me that her friend was a thin white lady. Out of the blue, I asked if her friend was named, Slim Savage, and she said, "yeah, how did you know", with a surprised look on her face. I just figured so as I know all these backpage chicks are nothing more than friends of friends of friends who tell each other about backpage and the art of hustling fast money. Typical that these chics know each other.

After the lengthy convo and her burning her cigarette down to ashes, she told me to get comfortable as I did all by myself with no help from her at all. She asked if I wanted to use my condom or hers and I choosed my thin condom instead. She told me to go ahead and put it on as she does nothing uncovered. Great. I placed the condom on my limp spaghetti all by myself with no help from her at all, as she sat on the bed still in her robe and bra and panty set. I asked if she would de-cloth too (why do I always have to ask) and she said, "sure", while getting up off the bed and de-clothing all the way across the room from me. You already know when they de-cloth across the room from you, the session is going to be a wash. Oh well.

She came back over to me with everything off except her bra. Why? I asked if she would take the bra off too and she told me that she just got her nipples pierced and they're too sensitive to be touched, so the bra stays on. Great. These backpage chicks are ridiculous. Her body, I'd say is "babyfat". Her breastesses looked like high B's or C's but I couldn't really tell with her bra still on. I'd list them as "average", I guess. Her stomach was flat, with no stretch marks or any signs of childbirth, and her ass, it was a "donkey ass". It was big and full with mild cellulite on it, but it still looked good as she has some wide hips to go along with that donkey ass. She looks to be about 5'5-5'6 170-180 lbs whereabouts.

She told me that she has 2 kids, but from the look of her stomach you couldn't tell at all. I was quite surprised. Moving right along. She sat on the bed with her ass unavailable to be touched and started the sucky with me standing. The sucky sucky was weak! Wow, who would have known. She had her right hand holding up the base of my cock while she was lolipop sucking on the tip. She was sucking on it as if she was sucking on the head of a lollipop. Pretty terrible! She sucked for about 3 minutes as my cock was going absolutely nowhere.

I asked her if she could please re-position herself so that I could at least grab on her ass to get something going and it took her a while to actually understand what I wanted. Ehh. She now started sucking with her ass in reachable position for me to grab on and I did just that as she continued to lolipop suck me. She did that for a few more minutes before I just told her that I was ready. I was only at half mast at the time, but I knew that was the best that it was going to get. She asked which position and I told her doggie as usual. Before she got into position, she told me to hold up as she reached across the bed to grab her phone before positioning herself in doggie. That's always good to see.

I entered her or at least I tried to enter her in doggie to get my stroke on. It was pretty much a waste. She wouldn't lower her back enough and her ass was too low to the bed for me to get in there good. I kept telling her how to position herself as she was playing around on her phone. I already knew this was a wash. She wouldn't position herself correctly and that half-mast johnson quickly turned into a no-mast johnson. Great. Through 3 minutes of frustration of me trying to get in there, I started feeling a rush coming from out of nowhere.

WTF, are you kidding me? Not this premature ejaculation shit again. I blew a weak ass load some 30 seconds later and was just disgusted with myself. I fucking busted a nut again while my cock was at no-mast. I think all the adrenaline rush from me trying to get in there and being frustrated than a mother, actually brought that weak nut out. I told her I blew my load and she just got off the bed to fetch me a trash can. I placed the spent shell in the trash can and she told me that I could clean up with some wipes she had on her table. Sure. What a fucking waste.

From this day forth, I'm going back to my roots. If a chick has no reviews anywhere $50 max is all I got for you. If you can't accept that, then go spin the block and find you a 60 dollar sucka. Never again. 50 or nothing for these lame ass birds. Pure waste of time. She was smelling fresh and clean back there though. That's the only good thing I can say about her. I'll give her a "6" in looks and a "2" in service. I should have stayed home and jacked myself to sleep. The end.

[QUOTE=Ronny770;3400315]I thought about seeing her multiple times over the years but she was too far. So now that I saw she was in my county I was excited and was going to go see her but everytime I stopped myself because of her dam attitude on the phone smh. I'm glad I didn't pull the trigger.[/QUOTE]I will second that. She was in Columbia for a while. I called her, but passed because of her attitude and tone on the phone. She told me I was asking to many questions LOL pardone me for laying out the expectations before I waste my gas LOL.

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I wasted this bread on a want to be sexual chocolate about a week and a half ago. I saw this chic posting last month, April, and text her for her rates. She quoted me $80 for a qv and I silently laughed her ass off. Yeah right! I asked her if she would accept $70 and she said, "no $80". I wasn't giving her that $70 anyways as I was just trying to slowly get her to that $60 qv rate. LOL. A few weeks later I see her posting again with a different phone number.

I text her for her rates and this time she came down to reality. She quoted me $60 for a qv. She must have realized that no on was giving her that 80 qv nonsense. LOL. She told me where she was staying but it was waay to far for me to drive and I don't make blank trips to see unreviewed backpage chics. Well, a few days later as I was on my front porch touching myself while watching the little girls get of the yellow school bus, I decided to make a blank trip to see this chic. I didn't want any passerby's to get stained on their walk home from school.

I made the long journey to Lawrenceville, Georgia so that I could release the pressure and text her once I arrived. She text me back with how much time are you looking for, for the third time, then gave me a new qv rate of $80. Yeah right! I told her that she quoted me $60 a few days prior and she said that it was her night time rate. Yeah right, again. She said that if I'm already there though, she take the $60. You better, cause I wasn't giving you a penny more than 60. The nerves of these chics.

She gave me the room number and off I went. I knocked on her door and it was opened a short while later by a dark brown-skinned chic wearing a matching black and grey panty set. Nice! Someone who actually dresses for their work. I immediately noticed that the face didn't match the face of the chic in the pics though. I didn't say anything and just walked on in to a neat and clean smoke-free room with another girl sitting on the bed. She closed the door behind me and we gots ta talking for a minute.

She said her friend would go in the bathroom and that she did a few seconds later. Her friend also looked nothing like the other chic in the pics. Her friend was about 4'10-4'11 max and looked to be about 90 lbs soaking wet. Both these chics are using some fake ass pics. I kind of figured so though, when she gave me he measurements of 5'2 125 lbs via text. The chics in the pics didn't look that short. After her friend dipped off into the bathroom, talks of the donation came up and I placed it on a desk as told.

She never counted the money, but just glanced over at it. That was a good sign, I guess. Her face is about a 5 or 6, but you can tell she has a nice body on her. She's about 5'5-5'6 130-135 lbs. She told me to get comfortable and that I did, all by myself with no help from her at all. She in turn took off her bra or panty, after I asked, to reveal a nice lean and mean athletic. Her body was looking real nice. Her breastess'es were B cups and stood up on their own with no sagging or dripping anywhere.

They were some beautiful tits. I'd list them as "super nice". Her stomach was flat with no stretch marks or any signs of childbirth and her ass, it was an athletic ass. It was firm and stiff and sticking out there with no stretch marks or cellulite anywhere. Nice body. For a fake pic ass chic, she has a nice body on her and she actually came to the door dressing the part too. That's the one thing I notice about these fake pics chics, they either come to the door dressed in a nice bra and panty set or they come to the door butt-ass nekkid. Rarely do I see a fake pic chic coming to the door dressed like a homeless bums.

That's usually reserved for a chic using real pics. LOL. Go figure. After we were both in the buff, she handed me one of her bare skin condoms to put on all by myself with no help from her at all. That's always nice to see. I placed the condom on my limp pastrami as she told me to have a seat. I did just that as she laid beside me and gosta sucking. The sucking was pretty weak! She hand her one hand on the base of my cock while she mouthed me off. I felt no suction at all as she was hallow mouth sucking me off.

She would also stop every minute to remind me of my time. Yes, I know I have 15 minutes to do my thing. Geez. Just do your friggin work, dammit!! I tried to cop a feel on her ass or breastes'ses but she kept brushing me off. **Sigh* For 4 good minutes, she kept head bobbing and stopping every minute to remind me that I didn't have alot of time left, when all of a sudden I felt a rush coming from out of nowhere. WTF! Are you kidding me? My cock was at completely no-mast and I'm feeling a sensation. Gtfoh!! I immediately told her that I was ready and to get into the doggie position.

As soon as she stopped sucking and placed on some lube to get into position, I blew a weak load into the cover. Fucking great!! I still tried to get in there anyways with a no-mast flaccid cock, but I knew it was over for me on this day. Stupid ass cock. I feverishly tried to get in there for few minutes to no avail. She then turned around and saw the milky condom and asked me why did I spit on it since she already put on lube so I wouldn't have to use any ghetto lube. I told her that, it wasn't spit, it was pre-cum.

She examined it closer and then placed some more lube on her snatch before re-positioning herself in doggie, again. I tried once more for a few minutes to get in there, but it was a wrap. Fucking great. I just paid 60 bones for 4 minutes of some garbage ass sucky sucky. How did I even bust a nut from that weak ass head, I have no idea. I think a doctor's visit in the morning is in order. After not being about to do a thing, I told her I was done. She got off the bed and told me that I could clean up with some wet wipes she had on the table. Wow!

A fake pic ass chic with her own condom, lube and wipes and comes to the door wearing a sexy matching bra and panty set. Something's definitely not right here. I wiped off and threw the spent shell into the trash can as she told her friend to come out of the bathroom while I was still butt-ass nekkid. At least wait for me to get dressed, lady, before telling your friend to come out of the bathroom. Sheesh. I got dressed shortly thereafter and said my condolences as she led me out of the door. What a waste.

If this chic wasn't a clock watcher, had a better attitude, and knew how to slob a knob, she could have been a work in progress, but I know seeing that she's on backpage, that's just too much to ask of her. She's got a 60 dollar qv body, but a 20 dollar qv bird brain. She was also smelling fresh and clean back there too. Wow!! She's well-prepared for her job, but doesn't get the performance or customer service aspect of her line of work. She's just another one of these in and out quick money hustling bird brains. 50 bucks is all these bird brains are getting from me for now on. Take it or leave it. I'll give this one a "6" in looks and a "3" in service. Only if her attitude was better, but oh well.

There's this one reviewed provider who happens to provide within 5 minutes of my job. I'm not sure if it's a good idea do to the proximity. Don't shit where you eat. I usually make sure there at least 30 minutes away from me. Have you guys ever seen a provider within your area?