Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Overthepond13;2379618]At the risk of sounding like a complete noob, what exactly is the LEO check? Is it when they offer you water to see if you'll take or not, or is it as simple as asking what you do for a living? I've never really had a problem, but also don't want to blow some great opportunity one day by giving the wrong answer. Dream I went to see BP Val in Lake Buena Vista the other day. Nice girl and rockin body, but a few too many tats for me and apartment smelt a little doggy. Minimal drape and good tease, but nothing more for first visit. Might go back in a pinch.[/QUOTE]This may help:

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[QUOTE=LawDog17;2380014]I saw her other ad with a dude in it. It said they were students eager to show their techniques etc or something like that. The final language about the services, could just be smokescreen or could signal a no-fly zone. It would be nice for someone to TOFTT, because she looks pretty -- Dog.[/QUOTE][URL]http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4907214866.html[/URL]

The stain glass window in the background of her photo looks like it would be something found in a church. Also, the fact that she states she is a Lymphatic Drainage Therapist makes me believe that there is only a massage on the menu. Would love to be proven wrong tho.

SG.

I went to see what the deal was and decided to try it myself. All I have to say is wow! I ended up having a dream with Kaylee and it was a good dream. I won't go into details but it was worth my time. Stay safe.

4th and last report for now.

Went to Asahi in Altamonte twice, both one hour and standard tip. First time was spectacular. Great ts and then nice sauna. Massage was best in a long time. Lights go down, massage gets better and improves on flip for he. Honestly, entire session was seriously high quality. So I went a second time earlier this year. Sauna was not working, ts and massage not as good. On flip, very similar experience to first visit.

Based on only the second visit, I can't overly recommend. Based on first visit, get over to Asahi. Of course, now I have been reading about Cherry Blossom, I wonder how Asahi compares.

Here ends my dream reflections for now. Stay safe.

So I decided to check out cherry blossom as it seems to be popular and my go to place is now closed for repairs it seems. Sad face. Last week was my first visit. As the door opened there was a smiling face pulling me in saying how glad she was I showed up and how she missed me. It was (Cece or another name) from Spa Serenity. It was indeed good to see her. She asked for. 8 for the hour. Table shower to start things off. Then off to the massage which was as good as she has all ways been. After the flip she asked if I wanted it all and I said yes. Then she says 150.

What?? No no Its always been 100 with you. She tells me that this is a new place and its nicer and mamasan wants 150.

She ends up doing it for 100. But says next time bring more. After reading a few more reviews I see a few of us have been getting FS for 120. So I decide to try again. This time is to busy and Janay says to come back. I decide to come back next day. At the door a lovely woman answer. Her name is Kaylee. Asks for. 80 for the hour. Nice table shower that leads to a very light massage. But things progress well to which she asks 160 for everything.

What?? You have to be kidding me. In my head I'm thinking other choice words. I give her 120 and say that's all I have. She counters I give you BJ. Sorry but no way on a 120 BJ. I say fine just HE and she says 60. All the while saying how wonderful place is and how shower is nice and she gave. Good massage for an hour. I tell her I can get all of that for less else where and she says you can go there but next time bring more money. Last chance I say 40 HE and she says 60.

At this point I put it all back but for 20 and just say finish the massage. And she does for about another 15 min. I am dressed and out of there with 100 in my pocket (should have been 120 but.).

My thoughts are it should not be more than 200. Cherry blossom is to high on itself and we are feeding it. Janays prices were high at lavender but an hour was. 60.

If you want a definite FS then head on over and bring lots of cash. I suggest doing the half hour because it might save you some dough.

As for me I will move to other pastures. And hope Spa Serenity opens back up. If anyone has a hint for another place to try please pm me.

[QUOTE=SouthernGent51;2380164][URL]http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4907214866.html[/URL]

The stain glass window in the background of her photo looks like it would be something found in a church. Also, the fact that she states she is a Lymphatic Drainage Therapist makes me believe that there is only a massage on the menu. Would love to be proven wrong tho.

SG.[/QUOTE]I have emailed with the girl. She is not licensed but also says NO SEXUAL activity at all.

Why is everyone paying these massage parlors so much when you can hire a sp and def get full service and have them give you a massage I mean I've been to a few and not all the woman are that good looking to be shelling out that kinda dough when you can pick from some of the best providers we have in our little community and get way more for your money I mean you can't tell me there massages are that great that you would she'll out a door fee plus another 1 or 2 $$ more for FS or a handy when you can get some very highly reviewed and skilled ladies for a fraction of that.

Just curious.

Stay safe.

Porkchopp.

[QUOTE=PorkChopp;2380585]Why is everyone paying these massage parlors so much when you can hire a sp and def get full service and have them give you a massage I mean I've been to a few and not all the woman are that good looking to be shelling out that kinda dough when you can pick from some of the best providers we have in our little community and get way more for your money I mean you can't tell me there massages are that great that you would she'll out a door fee plus another 1 or 2 $$ more for FS or a handy when you can get some very highly reviewed and skilled ladies for a fraction of that.

Just curious.

Stay safe.

Porkchopp.[/QUOTE]Very good question. Makes you think that maybe some of these reviews from guys with 1-2 posts are really a marketing campaign sponsored by the rub parlor joints.

And, maybe some of the other reviewers are getting freebees or discounts. Could be that the guys suspecting JaguarXF has not left the building are on to something.

[QUOTE=SouthernGent51;2380164][URL]http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4907214866.html[/URL]

The stain glass window in the background of her photo looks like it would be something found in a church. Also, the fact that she states she is a Lymphatic Drainage Therapist makes me believe that there is only a massage on the menu. Would love to be proven wrong tho.

SG.[/QUOTE]I texted her and she made a big fucking deal that she doesn't offer sexual services without me even mentioning it. Now I'm hearing she's not licensed?? Love when these gals post ads with their pics in an obvious effort at sex appeal then get on our cases when we call. Crazy fucks.

[QUOTE=Whiskeysours;2380685]I texted her and she made a big fucking deal that she doesn't offer sexual services without me even mentioning it. Now I'm hearing she's not licensed?? Love when these gals post ads with their pics in an obvious effort at sex appeal then get on our cases when we call. Crazy fucks.[/QUOTE]I asked her if she was licensed, she did say no. I laugh when these girls that are unlicensed and get there nose out of joint about sexual massages.

I wish I would have seen this post earlier. I went there tonight and I am a newbie. I read the reviews saying that this place was great. So I pay the door fee and I did get a good table shower. I got very flirtatious massage and on the flip was asked what I would like to dream about. I thought a nice CBJ would be nice and was told 120. Hmmm. I assume that is must be amazing. So I start my dream and about 3 min in she gets tired and ask if she can use hand. Then about 5 min later she says her hand is tired and wants me to help. Yeah I did not have a happy dream.

[QUOTE=Drexx21;2380454]So I decided to check out cherry blossom as it seems to be popular and my go to place is now closed for repairs it seems. Sad face. Last week was my first visit. As the door opened there was a smiling face pulling me in saying how glad she was I showed up and how she missed me. It was (Cece or another name) from Spa Serenity. It was indeed good to see her. She asked for. 8 for the hour. Table shower to start things off. Then off to the massage which was as good as she has all ways been. After the flip she asked if I wanted it all and I said yes. Then she says 150.

What?? No no Its always been 100 with you. She tells me that this is a new place and its nicer and mamasan wants 150.

She ends up doing it for 100. But says next time bring more. After reading a few more reviews I see a few of us have been getting FS for 120. So I decide to try again. This time is to busy and Janay says to come back. I decide to come back next day. At the door a lovely woman answer. Her name is Kaylee. Asks for. 80 for the hour. Nice table shower that leads to a very light massage. But things progress well to which she asks 160 for everything.

What?? You have to be kidding me. In my head I'm thinking other choice words. I give her 120 and say that's all I have. She counters I give you BJ. Sorry but no way on a 120 BJ. I say fine just HE and she says 60. All the while saying how wonderful place is and how shower is nice and she gave. Good massage for an hour. I tell her I can get all of that for less else where and she says you can go there but next time bring more money. Last chance I say 40 HE and she says 60.

At this point I put it all back but for 20 and just say finish the massage. And she does for about another 15 min. I am dressed and out of there with 100 in my pocket (should have been 120 but.).

My thoughts are it should not be more than 200. Cherry blossom is to high on itself and we are feeding it. Janays prices were high at lavender but an hour was. 60.

If you want a definite FS then head on over and bring lots of cash. I suggest doing the half hour because it might save you some dough.

As for me I will move to other pastures. And hope Spa Serenity opens back up. If anyone has a hint for another place to try please pm me.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ExecTalent;2380587]Very good question. Makes you think that maybe some of these reviews from guys with 1-2 posts are really a marketing campaign sponsored by the rub parlor joints.

And, maybe some of the other reviewers are getting freebees or discounts. Could be that the guys suspecting JaguarXF has not left the building are on to something.[/QUOTE]I agree, many of the AMP are very greedy and only want to empty your wallet. I know from experience they call all of us Animals and only interested in money nothing else. And sometimes sad that we give into these sluts and they know we will pay the price for cheap thrills. After finish it's on to the next wallet period! . We need to control our spending habits and be able to negotiate before opening our wallets to these money mongers And they call us animals. That's funny!

[QUOTE=Drexx21;2380454]So I decided to check out cherry blossom as it seems to be popular and my go to place is now closed for repairs it seems. Sad face. Last week was my first visit. As the door opened there was a smiling face pulling me in saying how glad she was I showed up and how she missed me. It was (Cece or another name) from Spa Serenity. It was indeed good to see her. She asked for. 8 for the hour. Table shower to start things off. Then off to the massage which was as good as she has all ways been. After the flip she asked if I wanted it all and I said yes. Then she says 150.

What?? No no Its always been 100 with you. She tells me that this is a new place and its nicer and mamasan wants 150.

She ends up doing it for 100. But says next time bring more. After reading a few more reviews I see a few of us have been getting FS for 120. So I decide to try again. This time is to busy and Janay says to come back. I decide to come back next day. At the door a lovely woman answer. Her name is Kaylee. Asks for. 80 for the hour. Nice table shower that leads to a very light massage. But things progress well to which she asks 160 for everything.

What?? You have to be kidding me. In my head I'm thinking other choice words. I give her 120 and say that's all I have. She counters I give you BJ. Sorry but no way on a 120 BJ. I say fine just HE and she says 60. All the while saying how wonderful place is and how shower is nice and she gave. Good massage for an hour. I tell her I can get all of that for less else where and she says you can go there but next time bring more money. Last chance I say 40 HE and she says 60.

At this point I put it all back but for 20 and just say finish the massage. And she does for about another 15 min. I am dressed and out of there with 100 in my pocket (should have been 120 but.).

My thoughts are it should not be more than 200. Cherry blossom is to high on itself and we are feeding it. Janays prices were high at lavender but an hour was. 60.

If you want a definite FS then head on over and bring lots of cash. I suggest doing the half hour because it might save you some dough.

As for me I will move to other pastures. And hope Spa Serenity opens back up. If anyone has a hint for another place to try please pm me.[/QUOTE]I never count another persons money so what ever someone else wants to tip is up to them but I like the way you played it. I have never tipped more than 100 ever and typically things work out. To keep myself in check it all I never have more than that on me. Typically you can have the 100 or we can work it down to 40. It's up to them. The 60 -150 range is just nuts in my opinion but to each their own.

[QUOTE]Originally Posted by AncientOne
Tried and true method here. Put down 40 dollar tip when she first gets into the room. Say "this for you". No uncomfortable negotiations thereafter, you know the HE is coming after the flip. That is always the extent of the services in this town anyway so might as well put the tip down in advance. Its a great non verbal communication. I do the 30 minutes at Magic and hand her $100 bill. When she comes back with my change I say no, "that for you" Works like a charm.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LawDog17;2376769]This is the best advice ever. For those newbies who don't like in-room haggle or aren't comfortable working through the dance of negotiations, this tip about laying out the tip in advance is by far the best adivce you will ever get. It automatically eases the tension in the room and allows the girl to get comfortable. It has opened the door to many new experiences. In the rarest of circumnstances when service really sucked, I switched a twenty for a five when I wanted to leave less than standard tip. Try it next time and see how it works for you. Many of you will do this agai and again. Good luck. YMMV -- Dog.[/QUOTE]Thanks to AncientOne and LawDog. Next time I will tip the standard amount before massage begins. I agree, it would likely alleviate some tension in the room. Good advice.

[QUOTE=Overthepond13;2379618]At the risk of sounding like a complete noob, what exactly is the LEO check? Is it when they offer you water to see if you'll take or not, or is it as simple as asking what you do for a living? I've never really had a problem, but also don't want to blow some great opportunity one day by giving the wrong answer. Dream I went to see BP Val in Lake Buena Vista the other day. Nice girl and rockin body, but a few too many tats for me and apartment smelt a little doggy. Minimal drape and good tease, but nothing more for first visit. Might go back in a pinch.[/QUOTE]First off, why are you with a SP that has ZERO reviews where you need to worry about getting busted. But lets just say you do find yourself in that situation OR the SP got busted an hour earlier and she is now working for Law Enforcement to bust you (we hope your "spidy senses" are tingling). Before you drop a donation, drop your drawers (or just whip it out) and get her to touch it first. I can't imagine a better LEO check than that.