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[QUOTE=IrishGuy11;3782960]Accomplished another bucket list checkiff recently when I met with Lady J on the NE side. She gave me crap for saying I've been meaning to see her for several years but hadn't made it happen. She is correct that I have been missing out. Wow she is great and really gets into all activities. Taller / bigger than expected, especially in heels. I won't repeat all the comments from previous reports but she told me that she got married recently and is planning on getting out of the biz so see her while you can. Best that you be a little younger than me to keep up with her.[/QUOTE]Aw, you kept up with me just fine! Any more "keeping up" and one or both of us may have needed the paramedics, LOL! Hoping for a round 2 before my April 30th retirement!!

And just an FYI, my retirement on April 30 means that I will not be advertising anymore. I will be moving out of state in the middle of May and I will be seeing people that I've already seen and who have my regular phone number (not the texting app) between April 30 and mid-May.

Had the dream with AnnieGirl over the weekend. The setup was easy and the dream was even better. Had nice back rub to start with then her sloppy BBBJ and we finished in Mish. All in all a nice dream, will repeat.

Stay Safe.

LA.

[QUOTE=CincyFunn2;3782846](I tried posting this yesterday and not sure it went through. If you have it and simply haven't posted yet, use this one instead. It had some identifying information I didn't think about (her type of car). Thanks).

Had a dream about a lady I hadn't dreamt about for years. She said she is back now and ready to go and will be listing an ad here.

In my dream Ava's hair is longer than before and somehow that alone just gave her a much sexier look. She's a mature spinner who currently is only doing outcalls. Within seconds we were chatting without clothes on, still standing up. Then she started with kissing. Slow, soft, tenderly and it seemed to go on forever because she just loves to kiss. After quite awhile of standing up she asked me if I wanted to lie down. Well, of course. In my dream I laid on top of her warm body and continued the kissing, deeper and more passionately than before. Finally I couldn't take it any longer and moved my mouth down the rest of her body, stopping at the appropriate places until I found myself in front of a very wet why. There I worked out for several repetitions, caressed by her beautiful thighs. Verbally she appeared to be enjoying herself, and by the degree of wetness, I think that was confirmation. Never tasted anything so good. She told me now it was my turn, and that's when I remembered the previous dream. If someone else has a more a talented mouth, all I can say is I've never met her. Her BBBJ- well thank goodness I had the windows closed or the whole neighborhood would know her name. And if that wasn't electrifying enough, her mouth without warning moved south and stimulated me in a way no one ever has. Hard to keep writing as I think about it. Finally unable to decide where I wanted to unload she helped me out and turned me over, grabbed a cover and inside I went, those lovely legs wrapped around me. Well that should be enough to give you an idea. She's only doing outcalls but she showed my a pic of a car she just got which she apparently is going to deck out for mobile dreams. Will I see her again? Hell yes if she's not totally swamped by the rest of you!

Stay safe gents.[/QUOTE]I've gotten a lot of BBBJ over the years. I think that Ava is the most talented BJ artist in the Cincinnati area. If someone knows of someone better let me know.

[QUOTE=LamporChair;3783900]I had a dream recently with Kellie. Set up was one call, and I was on my way. She has been well reviewed on here, so I felt fairly comfortable that she was legit. She is in another area that I'm very familliar with on the westside, so I was ok with being there during the day. For your saftey I WOULD NOT go there after dark.

She did ask me if I would lile her to wear anything specific, and when I got there she had the requested items on. That was a nice touch. The time spent with her was MIND BLOWINGLY good.

The only downside is I've visited her twice, and had to wait 10 to 15 minutes in my car both times for her to finish getting ready. The time spent far out weighs that little negative.[/QUOTE]She does make you you wait. I've seen her eight times, and every time its about five to 10 minutes waiting after the schedule. Here's the best option. Wait at the speedway around the corner from her house. When she is ready it is literally a one minute droive to her place. That way your not looking conspicuous sitting in your car. By the way, she is definitely worth the minor inconvenience! Be safe.

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Has anyone seen thick and juicy yet, she sent me a few pics but I only see verified providers.

[QUOTE=FMichaels4533;3785546]She does make you you wait. I've seen her eight times, and every time its about five to 10 minutes waiting after the schedule. Here's the best option. Wait at the speedway around the corner from her house. When she is ready it is literally a one minute droive to her place. That way your not looking conspicuous sitting in your car. By the way, she is definitely worth the minor inconvenience! Be safe.[/QUOTE]The waiting game. Providers have no problems making guys wait. But the one time I was delayed (10 minutes due to an accident at her exit) the provider decided that I just list that 10 minutes because I wasn't on time). I just looked at her and walked out.

I was relatively new back then, and she had posted negatively about me on the Dog board. But I didn't care since she was already in a bad mood, no way was it going to be a good session. But learned a valuable lesson that day; never be afraid to walk away with your cash still in your pocket.

Because I still had my cash, and was able to book with someone less sourly that same day, and a good time was had by us.

I may have been right, or I may have been wrong in wasting her time but being late and walking out, but I wasn't going to spend money on a pre-soured session.

Never been late since though.

[QUOTE=FMichaels4533;3785546]She does make you you wait. I've seen her eight times, and every time its about five to 10 minutes waiting after the schedule. Here's the best option. Wait at the speedway around the corner from her house. When she is ready it is literally a one minute droive to her place. That way your not looking conspicuous sitting in your car. By the way, she is definitely worth the minor inconvenience! Be safe.[/QUOTE]I guess waiting is part of the GFE.

[QUOTE=JustTry;3784812]I have had several dreams about CrissyLynn and they keep just getting better. Her long hair and darker skin give her an Egyptian look. She has soft smooth skin and has curves in all the right places. She now knows exactly what I like and doesn't


dissapoint. She either climaxes loudly or is the world's best actress. She is fun to talk with between rounds. Open menu except fiv and Greek. Doggy is fantastic because she has a firm well rounded ass. She is also always ready on time. Easy communication and set up. Top of the line provider in all areas.[/QUOTE]Now if only she would answer even after she has cleared you. Crickets anyone.

[QUOTE=Garyhb;3785521]I've gotten a lot of BBBJ over the years. I think that Ava is the most talented BJ artist in the Cincinnati area. If someone knows of someone better let me know.[/QUOTE]I would have to throw Velvet Rain in as a contender. You walk out sideways when you leave. My two cents.

[QUOTE=HotDog1969;3785870]I would have to throw Velvet Rain in as a contender. You walk out sideways when you leave. My two cents.[/QUOTE]If you're able to even stand after one of hers.

[QUOTE=HotDog1969;3785870]I would have to throw Velvet Rain in as a contender. You walk out sideways when you leave. My two cents.[/QUOTE]If you're even able to stand up after she is finished with you.

[QUOTE=Dillsborodave;3785847]I guess waiting is part of the GFE.[/QUOTE]This is true. It does add realism to the GFE experience. LOL!

Seen them both last night for a duo. Double bbj was amazing, the rest was mediocre. Might have been an off day. Their place was nice and clean. Both are GFE. Pics are accurate, yet flattering. Most likely won't repeat, just wasn't feeling the chemistry with either. Again, might have been an off day or maybe it was me.

Stay safe out there.

I agree with Cloudy1. I had a dream with them both recently as well. The double BBBJ was awesome, but the rest was mediocre. So maybe it was an off day for me too, but I wasn't feeling it either. So it def wasn't you. I won't repeat either.

Which really sucks, the fantasy of 2 women is a fundamental fantasy of every man. I feel as though the fantasy should have remained just that. Was it built up to much in my mind? Or was reality just not as good? I have to believe that if I ever win the testosterone lottery, and get a 3 way outside of the hobby it would be better. Or at least I'm going to keep telling myself that.

[QUOTE=VolleyGuy;3784858]BrookeeofEe, ladyJ, SincyCinnamon for starters. Whose your favorite.[/QUOTE]Haven't tried the others, but after numerous visits with Lady J, it's difficult to imagine anyone can be better. DFK, GFE, PSE. I'll wait till after Lady J's retirement to try the others; until then, I'm all in with Lady J. I am looking for replacements and I've considered this list; will provide reviews after visits with the others.