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[QUOTE=NuGuy36;3387945]I visited Honey recently, what a waste of my time and money. Session was rushed, very businesslike and she seemed uninterested in her work. She suffers from an extreme case of Golden pussy Syndrome. She has also added a few pounds from her pics. I have no plans to repeat. Paid $100/Hhr.

[URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/call-me-im-available-now-with-this-fat-ass-dont-miss-out/62216363[/URL][/QUOTE]OMG, I have been plotting on seeing her for an hour session. Her booty looks so nice, plump and shapely.

I would love to pound her big booty.

Good thing I didn't waste my chips seeing her. The reviews save my wallet yet again!!

Does she really have a nice booty like the pictures??

Hey JMAP,

Glad you're able to LOL at your own lame jokes, because I doubt anybody else is lately. Appreciate your reviews, but dude, most of your jokes are just lame ass lately. Give it a rest and maybe store 'them up until you actually have something to laugh about. Chances are if you think about it for more than 3 seconds, you'll wonder yourself why you were "LOL"ing.

[QUOTE=JohnnyMapalo;3386792]What did the tip read like. "I know this broad who's selling ass in a cheap motel. She hitting dawg". LOL.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JohnnyMapalo;3387981]I'm surprised you visited a chic like that. What attracted you to her? All those tattoos and that ghetto ass? She's been reviewed 100 times over as giving shitty service. Did she squirt hand sanitizer in your hands before the session? LOL. You know, it always baffles me when chics like this stays in business. Shitty review after shitty review and guys justa keeps ta coming. Why?[/QUOTE]The THIRST is real my brother! I'll admit myself that I'm still thinking about seeing her, even though she has so many bad reviews.

It's obvious I should avoid her, but that bubble butt makes me very thirsty!

Does her booty really look like the pictures?

Can anyone please tell me that? Also, I know she rushes, but will she let you pound it in Doggystyle?

Is she at least cooperative with changing positions??

I just want her face down-azz-up. She can be a dead fish, as long as she hikes that booty up in the air.

Please go more in depth about her bullcrap. What other things does she do besides rush and act uninterested?

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I fornicated with Tony about 2 weeks ago. Saw this one posting a while back as she was on the east side, my side of town. I don't know, when I saw her pics, I thought they were either fake or heavily exaggerated like a mother. Her pics didn't look too authentic to me for some reason. I shot her a text one lonely night anyways and she responded with her rates. Rates looked good as she also told me that she was in a house via text. I fucks with houses.

She sent me her address and off I went. 30 minutes later as I arrived in her neighborhood, I text her and she text me back to park behind of her truck. I don't think, homie don't play that. I parked a few feet ahead of her truck as she had a door cracked open and staring me down as I parked. I got out of my station wagon and walked on open to her already open door. The neighborhood and house looked pretty nice. I walked up to her door and said my greetings before walking into a nice clean smoke-free house.

The house looked pretty good on the inside too. She said her greetings too and walked me upstairs to her room. She was wearing a pink silk room as she had nothing else under it, obviously. She was also shorter than I expected. Ad said 5'4, but I'd put her height at 5'2-5'3 at the most. I followed her into a equally neat and clean smoke-free bedroom at the end of the hall. We got in the room and gets to talking for a minute as this chic is a very friendly talkative woman. That's always nice to see.

We chatted for a minute before talks of the donation came up and I placed it on the bed. It was 60 bones for 15 minutes. She took the money off the bed, then excused herself out of the bedroom and into the bathroom to hide the money. Oh boy. I never like when they do that. A few minutes later, she returned to the bedroom, without the funds (of course), and told me to get comfortable. I stripped all the way down to my skivvies with no help from her at all.

She in turn, dropped her robe to reveal an average body that looked OK. She looked like a firm 5'2-5'3 140 lbs. Her breasts were a bit droopy, but still looked OK, I guess. I'd label her breast's as "average". Her stomach had a small gut protruding out of the mid-section with no stretch marks or any signs of child birth and her ass, it was an average ass. It had some meat on it, but it was really full and definite. Had some dimples and slight cellulite at the body of it.

Her body was average as a whole, nothing spectacular. As I stood in front of her in my skivvies, she reached in her drawer for protection and asked me which one do I prefer. She had me pull down my skivvies so she could find the correct size for me. When she saw what I was working with, she reached for the largest Trojan condom she had and said, "I hope that will work for you". I hope so too. She had me sit at the edge of her bed as she stood in front of me and gave me a hug (OK) before getting down on her knees before me and getting her suck on. The sucking was below average.

I didn't feel any suction at all and you could tell that she isn't a cock sucker by any means. She mouthed me off for no more than 2 minutes, then told me that she wanted me to fuck her in doggie. I want to fuck you in doggie too, lady, but my cock is still at no mast. I told her about my limpness and asked if she could suck a bit more and that she did. 4 minutes later, as I willed my cock into an erection, I told her that I was ready to fuck her in doggie. She bent over the bed in standing doggie with her left leg on the floor and her right knee on the bed, and awaited my arrival.

I entered her in standing doggie and gotta stroking. I didn't feel any heat, warmth or grip, but she did have some low to medium friction on her walls. Her snatch felt kind of funny though for some strange reason. I can't describe it, but it felt a bit different. I gotta stroking anyways as she was giving me a few faint moans but no throw back. While I was stroking her, she would open her legs further allowing for deeper penetration. Yes Tony, you've been eating your frosted flakes, I can tell.

I pounded on her for 4 minutes in doggie, before feeling that oh so familiar feeling rushing to the head of my cock. I blew a medium load in the cover and pulled out a few seconds later when I had enough of her. I told her I was done with her and she got off the bed and handed me some wipes to clean up with. I cleaned up as she stood in front of her mirror checking her phone for missed calls. That's always nice to see. I gathered my rags together before she gave me a hug and led me down the stairs to the front door. I said my good byes and left, not sure if I would return again.

She's a nice girl in a nice clean house, but I don't know. Her body didn't do much for me and she seemed more like a loving sister than a nasty dirty freak. I just got a buddy buddy vibes from her the whole time. She's a nice girl though and she's doable. I'll give her a "6" in looks and a "6" in service. So long man!

[QUOTE=TheParrot;3388026]OMG, I have been plotting on seeing her for an hour session. Her booty looks so nice, plump and shapely.

I would love to pound her big booty.

Good thing I didn't waste my chips seeing her. The reviews save my wallet yet again!!

Does she really have a nice booty like the pictures??[/QUOTE]Nope, the fourth image, left to right, is a more accurate depiction of her ass.

[QUOTE=TheParrot;3388209]The THIRST is real my brother! I'll admit myself that I'm still thinking about seeing her, even though she has so many bad reviews.

It's obvious I should avoid her, but that bubble butt makes me very thirsty!

Does her booty really look like the pictures?

Can anyone please tell me that? Also, I know she rushes, but will she let you pound it in Doggystyle?

Is she at least cooperative with changing positions??

I just want her face down-azz-up. She can be a dead fish, as long as she hikes that booty up in the air.

Please go more in depth about her bullcrap. What other things does she do besides rush and act uninterested?[/QUOTE]I saw her about 3/4 years ago and from what I remember. She had me use the hand sanitizer which was odd but I understood where she was coming from with that. She used marker to check if the 20's were real, I get that too if your used to working in the hood. I remember her texting while I was there. The text ringer wasnt something simple, it was a song being played everytime someone text or calls, so it was an annoying interruption. I remember she had rules about where I can put my hands even though they were just sanitized! Doggy style only, I might of taken 5 pumps max before she started reminding me my time is almost up! So while she checked the bills, answered the phone, hand sanitized me and lectured me on her rules all while the time was ticking. Now I normally do QVS when I first see someone to see if we mesh well so if it doesn't work out then, hey! Wth its only 60 lost, but she was the only girl I ever wanted to take my money back from, but instead of getting violent I just left.

P.S. Atlanta is a huge city when you consider the metropolitan areas, also its a tourist location, millions of men out here and most never heard of review sites! So a chick can work forever, especially someone like her because her body is nice, ill give her that.

[QUOTE=JohnnyMapalo;3387981]I'm surprised you visited a chic like that. What attracted you to her? All those tattoos and that ghetto ass? She's been reviewed 100 times over as giving shitty service. Did she squirt hand sanitizer in your hands before the session? LOL. You know, it always baffles me when chics like this stays in business. Shitty review after shitty review and guys justa keeps ta coming. Why?[/QUOTE]It appears she's using two play names, reviews on Babylon.com seemed halfway decent. Her ass also kinda sorta sucked me in.

[QUOTE=JohnnyMapalo;3387981]I'm surprised you visited a chic like that. What attracted you to her? All those tattoos and that ghetto ass? She's been reviewed 100 times over as giving shitty service. Did she squirt hand sanitizer in your hands before the session? LOL. You know, it always baffles me when chics like this stays in business. Shitty review after shitty review and guys justa keeps ta coming. Why?[/QUOTE]There were dudes still posting their woes about Brie even after replying to posts about her robbing people. Some folks just like to be treated like shit I suppose. (present company excluded of course).

Anyone seen this one?

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Also, did anyone find out what club this one works at?

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[QUOTE=NewDude;3389116]Anyone seen this one?

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Also, did anyone find out what club this one works at?

[URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/slippery-tight-petite-hot-bombshell-ready-to-play-now/58143618[/URL][/QUOTE]The first link fake, right click and search google!

[QUOTE=WholeThang448;3384985]Seen this one a week ago, link is dead.

She is the chic in the pics below, about 5'7 150, long saggy tits LOL. I seen her at an ok notel on the northside, norcross. When I got there she told me to wait a few minutes while she got fresh but never gave her room number. I was actually parked right in front of it sitting back checking the area. I peep a handler near the room in a car playing with his phone and looking around. 5 minutes later some big ass incredible hulk dude comes out the room. I'm thinking aww crap she aint no good now. As soon as he pulls off she calls me and gives the room number.

I'm greeted with a hug and l. E fondle check. She looked like she had a ruff day and needed sleep. We talk a little then donation is layed down. All the lights are on and bathroom door is open. I notice some of those thick magnums so I hand her my cover. She was in her bra and panties so once those dropped it was on. She could've kept the bra tho, the tits fell as fast as the bra did.

Starts with ok CBJ, lots of suction but not enough lubrication. She had a dry ass mouth. So I tell her get in doggy and she bends over and starts licking her hand then rubs her kitty. I'm looking at her kitty like did the spit evaporate or something..[/QUOTE]I can confirm, Kaylee spent a lot of time in Macon, where her looks got her far since the pickings are so slim. Her service was already best described as "workmanlike". Dead fish. Would never repeat.

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So had some time to kill a week ago and was working on the Westside and decided to see if this was legit. Turned out to be so. Wasn't a whole lot to write home about, nothing amazing but it did the trick. She is the lady in the pics, and the body is quite nice. Those Breast are a D or Low range C, and look nice. She said she charges extra for sucking on them, and I was like ok, I'll have to bounce then. Of course she changed her mind. She gave an average CBJ, and then laid back in Mish, and we worked like that for about 10 minutes, switched to doggie to the finish. The kitty was snug and moist, with a bit of heat. She is pretty much all business, but not rude by any means. Overal:

Pic: Its her, has some acne scaring.

Donation toward 30 minutes Rental agreement: She wanted 140, I gave 1 (These chics with this GPS).

Looks: 7.

Session: 6-A little more warm in the attitude would make the diff.

Body: 7-A little working out and it would be amazing.

CBJ: 5.

Attitude: 6.

I'd repeat in a pinch, and I may just to see if she is a bit warmer.

Skywalker.

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RTFF and also tried to use search, but as noted in PeteAppleSeed's Rants and Raves post, Brooke is a played out name in HobbyWorld and should be retired.

Has anyone sampled the goods?

Can we get a BBW thread?