I may have hit an off day
[QUOTE=Avenasia;1380363]Had my own encounter with Kellie sue. Didn't experience any particular odors. Actually had a very nice time, only down was that she is very particular about her girls. Shame. Those puppies deserve to be mauled, not just looked at.[/QUOTE]Hormones + fish juice + heavy usage + slacking on hygiene could = the perfect storm, and I could have been the unlucky mariner that sailed into it.
At a minimum, YMMV.
Kellie Sue. Holy mother of god
Been perusing this forum for awhile now, it's very helpful in figuring out who's legit. However, apparantly I don't know how to heed the valuable advice you people offer. Ignoring Bunker's review, I had to see for myself about this. 5 deal Kellie Sue offers, and I thought I would be satisfied with BBBJ cim in the event his evaluation was spot on. Well, not only was Bunker spot on, it was exactly as described, every single word. Got to the hotel, got the room # after a bit of confusion, and was met by a decently cute lady (maybe around 40ish). Well kept body for her age, and although 100% business, she actually had a very pleasant demeanor. Within about 30 seconds of walking in the room, she said "let's get this started". We both undressed, she squated by the edge of the bed, and I walked over and noticed many dried white stains on top of the blanket. She told me to lie down on my back. Oh my gosh, here we go. I hesitated, but already dropped my money down and didn't want to start off on a bad note. Mistake #1. Lay down on my back and she started with the BBBJ. If a BBBJ can be all-business, this was it, she never took her mouth off and just went straight for the suction. More on this in a second. After about 30 seconds, she said she can't be on top be / see she hurt her back blah blah blah, so did I want to be on top or go doggy. I said. Doggy (wince). As Bunker noted, omfg, omfg. I actually thought I would be able to handle it, but this. This was other-worldly. I have never in my life experienced a stench of this magnitude, and as soon as she got in position, I immediately went limp. It was like a mike tyson punch in the face, and I was staggering around the ring, trying my best to think quickly. I somehow was able to recall my backup plan, told her it wasn't going to happen, and asked for a BJ instead. Here's where I can't fault her, she agreed right away. I should have let her handle the rubber, but I took it off with my left hand. Mistake #2. Greasy and with an odor that would knock out a grizzly bear, I laid back and stuffed my hands behind the pillow, not wanting to get it on myself and trying to wipe off whatever the hell was on there. She went back to the BBBJ (which I have to commend her for doing) , and sucked like there was no tomorrow. About five minutes later, cim, she immediately slid off the bed and into the bathroom to clean up. I should have followed, but the stench had stung me too bad. I got up, put my clothes on and staggered out to my car. I drove the 30 miles back home with my right finger only, holding my left hand in the air, careful not to touch anything. The stench, OMG, it is an entity of its own. When I got home, immediately threw the clothes in the washing machine, turned the hot water in the shower to the max, and jumped in head first. Scrubbed and scrubbed and scrubbed some more, and afterwards, scrubbed again some more. Scope brush, scope brush, scope. Go to my computer to register for an account here so I can tell my story, and can still smell it. It cannot be killed.
A couple questions at this point:
1. Can anyone who's seen her previously tell me if the stench will eventually die? Maybe yanking all my nose hair follicles will do the trick.
2. Does anyone know if I can get a std from the BBBJ? I've never had one, so if so, can anyone tell me what to look out for?
Thanks, and happy mongering. I guess. I for one will never go for the discounted provider ever again thank you very much, will stick with the $$/hr ladies.
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Getting dressed without showering is a bad move
[QUOTE=SSmitty8; 1381392]About five minutes later, cim, she immediately slid off the bed and into the bathroom to clean up. I should have followed, but the stench had stung me too bad. I got up, put my clothes on and staggered out to my car. I drove the 30 miles back home with my right finger only, holding my left hand in the air, careful not to touch anything. The stench, OMG, it is an entity of its own. When I got home, immediately threw the clothes in the washing machine, turned the hot water in the shower to the max, and jumped in head first. Scrubbed and scrubbed and scrubbed some more, and afterwards, scrubbed again some more. Scope brush, scope brush, scope. Go to my computer to register for an account here so I can tell my story, and can still smell it. It cannot be killed.
A couple questions at this point:
1. Can anyone who's seen her previously tell me if the stench will eventually die? Maybe yanking all my nose hair follicles will do the trick.
2. Does anyone know if I can get a std from the BBBJ? I've never had one, so if so, can anyone tell me what to look out for?
Thanks, and happy mongering. I guess. I for one will never go for the discounted provider ever again thank you very much, will stick with the $$/hr ladies.
[url]http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/50-special-kellie-sue-is-up-early-29/6625798[/url][/QUOTE]It can take a little time for viruses and bacteria to work their way into your skin or mucous membranes, so the sooner you wash, the less likely you are to get anything. As soon as you're done, you should be taking a piss to flush out your urethra, and washing every part of yourself that rubbed against her. A full frontal shower is best, but at a minimum, you should stand at the sink and wash from your thighs to your stomach. If you're not squeamish, open the tip and rub in some soap and spray in some hot water.
Besides reducing your risk, a lot of the girls appreciate a guy who showers afterwards. It tells them you're a cut above the rest in staying clean, which doesn't matter on the one-off visits, but can pay dividends on repeat visits.
The smell stayed in my nose / brain for about 2 days. The last time I remember a stench like that was from a truck-stop lot lizard 30 years ago, before incurable STDs, when pretty much all the lizards and SWs did bareback, then squatted outside the car to empty out before moving on.