....Blonde Cravings......
Well, I woke up yesterday with a helluva blonde craving. So I decided to play a little hookie from work in the afternoon and went trollin'. Taped a $20 bill at half mast (in honor of my bud, Sonny) to my radio antenna on my SUV and hit the strolls. Went down Philips and 3 ladies caught my eyedown on Putnam. Looped around and the blonde I first saw was gone, leaving 2 hideous skanks. Passed them up and continued north and didnt see anything more. Hit north Main and saw Sarah"HIV"Hodge standing around 15th. For you newbies out there, she's tested positive and has been in the good ol Justice Coalition rag a few times. Its a good idea to stay away from her. She's 5'5, 140, 30 yo, straight blonde hair. Went farther north on main and only saw LEO.... SOOOOO I went over to the Mcduff/Post/Lennox/Edgewood loop and still found nothing. WTF! Out of desperation I decided to hit my favorite club on Lane and see if there was any new blonde meat.
Got to the club and noticed a few new faces, including a new boss lady and NO BOUNCERS.....hmmmm Of the new faces, none were blonde, but the one tall brunnette really caught my eye. Gave her a tip while she was on stage and asked to sit with me when she was done. She got down from the stage and came right over and gave me a kiss for the tip. She also gave the lil general a seductive stroke while telling me "I'll be back to molest you..." By this time she has our (me and the general) most undivided attention. When she returned, she sat down, bought her a drink and started chatting.... Blah,blah..just returned to work....blah,blah...just had a kid...blah..rubbing my crotch....used to work at wackos.....blah, blah....used to work at 12th street pub....rubbing my crotch........hmmmmm. Ok, now all you veteren mongers out there should have picked up 3 important clues. 1)the molesting comment while crotch grabbing, 2) she used to work the 12th st Pub and 3) did I mention she was rubbing my crotch????? Well, she led me to the VIP and REALLY took care of me.... did I also mention that there were no bouncers working yesterday???
Well, my blonde craving hasnt been satisfied, but dang..that brunnette was good......my search continues today. Look for my report later on...film at 11... :)
Be safe and Happy mongering!!!