A wild party night with wingmen, Sept 25
Went down with 2 wingmen, arrived in Tijuana about 3 PM. The bros did not have lunch so were hungry. They wanted the Shrimp Quesadilla, so we walked through the alley, headed South on Ninos towards the Cathedral's Plaza. Stopped in a corner shop to get 3 cold beers and got in Mariscos El Choforo. The place had 8 tables, all occupied, so we waited 5 minutes. I told the bros it was worth the wait as El Choforo served the freshest sea food among the dozen shops in that plaza.
I ordered a medium shrimp cocktail, 90 pesos or $4. 50. It had a lot of large shrimps and octopus, tasted fresh, plum and juicy in a tomato and lime juice broth. The bros ordered a combo, a large shrimp quesadilla, a large cup of seafood consome and a soda, 80-pesos. The food was fresh and tasty in a blend of fresh ingredients, very good value, worth the short walk. Mariscos que le Damo next to hotel Irma has been ripping me off with a 150-peso shrimp cocktail with less shrimp.
Got in HK, got vouchers for free beers, walked around scoping out the talents. Lots of girls, the hottest ones were working. Found a booth near the mains stage, drinking, watching the strip show. After a while a mesero said his booth was reserved and his clients showed up. I wanted to see if he was bullshitting me so refused to give up the table. He called in his floor manager who apologized and moved us to a table near the front door, even a better spot to watch the senoritas hehe.
Never once already checked into Cascada, texted me and went looking for us in HK. He wandered around with a beer in hand, eyes popping out of sockets like a young buck lost in the wood. I grabbed and seated him in down at our table, introduced him to the other bros. We were all happy to finally meet up, excited about the fun, sexy night ahead with new friends. The bro gave a mesero 2 hundred dollar bills to exchange for $ propinas. I thought he was going to party big. Mesero brought 2 big stacks of $ bills, looking like two bricks of a white substance hehe. The bro asked me if the mesero would miscount, but the bar counts bills by a little machine and I doubted the mesero would cheat him for a small amount.
After drinking and ogling senoritas, the bros wanted to check out the alley and hotel Irma. We walked out about 6; the sun was still out, the air was warm and dry. Lots of girls lined up the alley; Anahi was at HK's back door. She works long hour. Melanie also showed up. Wendy Vampire was across the street. Camilla, Johana, Mariccela were near hotel Coahuila, lots of girls in front of hotel Ibiza.
There were only a few girls at Irma, not noteworthy. Did find Lucy on the street, tiny and tight with a pretty face. I prefer down to earth girls like Lucy and Eileen who give honest, sexy sessions with no head games like some HK girls. Sara crossed the street from hotel Diamante with 2 of her friends. She's a pretty spinner but is known difficult.
Went back in HK. The bro wanted a table on the balcony over the main stage so he could have a big view. We got a good table right over the main stage, a perfect look out spot. A mesero took an order from the bro, brought a $250 Don Julio 1942 bottle in an ice bucket and started to pour shots for everyone at the table. That is the most expensive Don Julio bottle. It's thick, spicy, slightly sweet, sticks to your throat and lingers with good after taste.
We were watching the strip show below, occasionally tossing handfuls of greens down the main stage. The bro spotted the a hot, must have girl in a yellow dress, sitting with a guy on the first floor. I urged him to go down and talked to her. She said would meet up after five minutes. Meseros brought over a few girls. We sat and drank with them. The bro poured a shot of Don Julio for his girl. It could knock her off her feet. He was drinking with his girls but was not touching, squeezing them per HK's Normal Operating Procedure. He's still operating with a rigid, prudish mindset ingrained in him in the US. I was caressing my girl, drinking shots with her, but could not get a DFK, so she was crossed off the list.
Pretty Kismas came and sat with us with her sweet, bright smile, gave me her tel and promised to meet up. The bro paid for all their fichas. He was tipping the meseros $5 and $10 bills. I actually checked the propinas before letting them go. Meseros were so happy, they treated us with courtesies and respect like billionaires. Speedy was running a tequila shot show on the main stage with hot girls hanging on the swing, shoving their crotches onto guy's face, wrapping their long legs around their necks. Speedy knew all about the new big client on the balcony, so he went up pulling the bro down for the shots, but he declined. He urged me to go but I already had a couple shots, not risking more. Man, could have been sexier with those moist crotches shoved in the face.
Meseros brought a Don Julio 70 bottle with a fiery birthday Roman candle. He was drinking only beers, not Tequilas. The meseros talked him into all kinds of orders, which he likely did not even know what and how much he paid for. Damn. As long as he was cool with treating the bros and the girls, I was not complaining hehe.
2 bros wanted to go to Mr. Pampas for its famous Brazilian BBQ dinner. The bro was resistant, did not want to leave hot, sexy girls for food. I gave the mesero Azul's free snack voucher, ordered a beef nacho and a Buffalo wings. Mesero checked with the bro, $10 for 2 snack plates; he approved. The beef nacho was pretty good; buffalo wings were a mess of greasy drumsticks in ketchup. He could not be pried loose from that balcony over the sexy strip stage, so that was the only food he had all night. Hope the girls got some of that food.
3 of us departed for Mr. Pampas. Meseros were hovering over the bottles. The bro was drinking only beers, not Tequila and officially could not feed it to the girls. He bought the bottles to treat the wingmen. If he left the table without us, meseros would quickly grab them. " OOPS! Don't know what happed to your bottles, Senor. Lo Siento. " hehe. I took the Don Julio 1942 bottle, walked out the club, stored it in my car, saved them to treat wingmen in the next trip.
Came back after dinner, walked the alley. Introduced a bro to Paola de GDL in front of Ibiza. She's tall, nice, clean, pretty, beautiful all around. The bro had been aching to get out of the house for TJ in 2 years. I asked her to treat him nice. He said she was very nice, a good find.
We came back to HK to say good bye. The bro was still sitting at the same spot on the balcony ogling hot strippers. Did not know if he ever got with the girl in the yellow dress. He said sweet, innocent Ciara de Sonora sent her friend to give him her tel to meet up. Man, Ciara looks so sweet and pretty. Looks like she wanted his LTR. I uploaded her edited pic so you know how pretty some Mexican girls are, but this site did not let me upload pics. 5 unknown guys were now crammed into the table. You cannot hold an empty table when guys needed places to sit. These unknown guys would have knocked down the 2 tequila bottles so quick. I took the Don Julio 70 birthday bottle. It was not even opened. The bro had no idea he bought it. I am glad I saved them to treat my wingmen at a later date.
It was lots of fun to meet and party with the bros in the club. Had a big fun and exciting night in the company of hot girls and good friends. Looking forward to more. Guys from out of state should make contacts and party with the bros when you are in town. Just be nice, gentlemanly and generous with the hot girls in the club and you will be treated like VIPs and have lots of sexy fun. Damn. HK is far more fun, more exciting and sexier than any club in Vegas. Just skip Vegas and come to TJ to have the sexiest and most exciting time of your life. I want to thank the bro for treating us to a very special fun night.
We left the club and drove back after midnight. Cannot wait for the next trip with my wingmen.
The next big, sexy ISG party in Hong Kong.
Saturday night I was sitting in a booth with a couple noobs. A very beautiful girl was standing near the stage in a tasteful set of white bras and garter hose. Her body was just perfect, smooth, light skin, no tats, centerfold material, her perfect butt was pointing out, swaying to the music. The noobs all thought she was perfect. I urged them to talk to her but they were reluctant, so I came over, grabbed her butts, squeezed a propina into her bras and asked her name. Her body was all natural, her face was innocent and breathtakingly pretty with little make up. She told me her name but I promptly forgot in awe of her beauty. She then leaned over and stuck her tongue into my mouth. Damn. She was so attractive and loveable, but she was ready to go on stage and could not go with me. I went back to the table, told the noobs she would be a sex fiend in bed. I really wanted to take her to the hotel but got busy with the party and lost track of her. Will try to find this dream girl again soon.
When we were ready to go home, I took 2 expensive tequila bottles to my car, a Don Julio 1942 and a 70's, costed a couple hundred dollars in HK, courtesy of a new bro, NeverOnce. He bought them to treat the wingmen but we hardly drank any, one bottle was unopened, still had HK's seal on it. I took them because otherwise the meseros would steal them anyway.
I have a bar at home with lots of liquors but very rarely drink. It's only proper if I treat these 2 Tequila bottles to ISG bros. So we will have another big, sexy party in HK soon. I will bring the bottles in HK. With 2 expensive bottles we should be able to get the best booth in the house where hot, young strippers can rub their big boobs with tiny pink tits and shove their moist, fragrant, hairy crotches into your faces hehe. Hot HK girls will swarm over our booth for the companies of VIPs and their largesse. HK meseros will treat us with courtesy and respect according billionaires.
The bros should tell me when they are in town so we can meet and have some fun. I will drive down a car load of noobs to show them how to really party and have a fun, exciting, sexy party with hot HK girls and good friends.
If you are a US citizen they can't stop you
[QUOTE=RobertABouy;5575016]Thanks for the reply. From what I have read from other posters, if I use the visiting friends excuse, they may or may not ask for the $30 troll toll. I am ok with that either way!
Probably going down early Sunday AM and coming back by early to mid afternoon. Doubt I will even draw any concerns, but from what I understand, coming back if you are a USA Citizen is considered essential travel. If they ask why, I am probably going to tell them I was looking at potential warehouse locations.[/QUOTE]I have crossed the border several times (mostly to go to Montreal to monger) and if CBP asks the purpose of my trip (only happened once) I just say "personal" and don't volunteer any more info. There is no law that prohibits a US citizen from traveling, regardless of advisories, and they absolutely can't refuse you entry. Now if you hit their radar for some reason all they can do is search your bags, but if you ain't transporting contraband they won't find anything. In the pre Covid days friends would go down to TJ to buy booze (mostly beer). If they got caught coming back, the border agents would just seize the booze and literally empty the bottles right there. That plus a small fine was all it ever amounted to.
Don't sweat it.
Hot Civies dance clubs, Las Pulgas and Alebrije
A few bros want to find good GFs, not bar girls. I have seen many angelic pretty young girls at these 2 dance clubs.
Drinks are pretty cheap. Buy a $50 don Julio bottle or a $20 bucket of beers and invite girls to dink and talk. A lot of young girls speak passable English.
Groups of guys from OC have been partying here all night Saturday until 6 AM Sunday morning, had lots of fun. Guys have gotten unbelievably beautiful GFs from these clubs. We need to try these clubs and make new friends.
Las Pulgas.
This is the favorite club of the locals in the city. The club is consists of four huge stages and each stage plays different music. You can choose your favorite stage according to the type of music you like. Music of different genre played here from reggaetóand, to bachata, to Middle Eastern music. Drinks here are well mixed but are very inexpensive.
This club is located at Av. Revolucióand 1127 Col. Zona Centro 22000 Tijuana, Baja California Mexico.
El Alebrije.
It is probably the biggest nightclub in Tijuana and the only vegas-style club in the city. Music is great here, they play a mix of electronic and reggaeton and some old school songs too. The best thing about the club is prices are cheap compared to American club prices while the services are similar.
Vía areápida 9211 22010 Tijuana, Baja California Mexico.