Tips, Tricks, Arguing, and Bullshit

Blue has been reaching out trying to find some new tallent. Unfortuantually, I have not had any success!

I've been quoted like 130 to 80.00 for a car blow - car play. Come on guys! Hell you could have 4 to 6 of Humptie's honneyies for this price and still have a little gas money.

I was traveling for work, last week, I stopped to get gas and a soda. I got turned around and was in a residential area. Notice a large
yard sale. Though what the hell and stopped. Found the perfect shirt embroidered with the GPS logo.

Though you guys would get a kick out of the shirt. Blue is obviously camera shy for obvious reasons! I took a photo after I took the shirt to the cleaners.

Feel free to use the photo when reviewing a girl who suffers from the GPS syndrome.
Hell maybe some white knights would love to borrow the shirt and have there favorit girl(s) model the shirt in thire respective add.

Come on guys; 130.00 for a car blow and or car play is the definition of GPS syndrome.
Have a great holliday weekend and please do not fuckup the pussy index by over paying!

Maybe I will ware the shirt tonight when i motor in the 4th of July Sulley 500 tonight. Humptie never over pays but can not borrow the shirt. I'm afraid what he may wipe on the shirt before I get it back. Sorry Humpty, kind of a cheap shot on my part. I apologize in advance!


Regards,

Blue

I have been quoted 80 before, never paid it. But 130? Who asked for that? Ill call her up and mess with her some.

[QUOTE=MrBlue314;4862321]Blue has been reaching out trying to find some new tallent. Unfortuantually, I have not had any success!

I've been quoted like 130 to 80.00 for a car blow - car play. Come on guys! Hell you could have 4 to 6 of Humptie's honneyies for this price and still have a little gas money.

I was traveling for work, last week, I stopped to get gas and a soda. Got turned around and got into a residential area.

Noticed a rather large yard sale. Though what the hell and stopped. Found the perfect shirt embroidered with the GPS logo.

Though you guys would get a kick out of the shirt. Blue is obviously camera shy for obvious reasons! I took a photo after I took the shirt to the cleaners.

Feel free to use the photo when reviewing a girl who suffers from the GPS syndrome.

Hell maybe some white knights would love to borrow the shirt and have there favorit girl(s) model the shirt in thire respective add.

Come on guys; 130.00 for a car blow and or car play is the definition of GPS syndrome.

Have a great holliday weekend and please do not fuckup the pussy index by over paying! Maybe I will ware the shirt tonight when i motor in the 4th of July Sulley 500 tonight. Humptie never over pays but can not borrow the shirt. I'm afraid what he may wipe on the shirt before I get it back. Sorry Humpty, kind of a cheap shot on my part. I apologize in advance!


Regards,

Blue[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Boosted1;4862352]I have been quoted 80 before, never paid it. But 130? Who asked for that? Ill call her up and mess with her some.[/QUOTE]Shirt looks spot on. Now you need the easy access shorts or sweatpants to complete the ourfit.

A Texas Doubleheader is when you first take a normal shit, then 20 to 30 minutes later have explosive liquid diarrhea.

So I went to El Vaquero for lunch and gorged myself on Mexican food. After the meal, I went to their bathroom and took a normal, unremarkable shit. Then I went over to Kroger to do some grocery shopping. A couple blocks from the parking lot, my guts bubbled. I would need to find a bathroom, fast. The Kroger bathroom is at the back of the store and would take too much time to get there. Its not very clean anyway. I began to panic. I tried to find a parking space quickly and by doing so almost collided with another vehicle. I gritted my teeth nervously. Instead I would hit the bathroom at Jason's Deli which was closer and probably cleaner.

I approached the front door. Due to the COVID19 hoax, the entrance door was exit only. I went to the other door, opened it and briskly walked to the bathroom. About 15 feet from the bathroom, it started. I clenched my buttocks to keep the shit in but it was no use. It came and kept coming.

I sat down on the toilet and let out the rest of the shit. But the damage was done. A large quantity was already in my underwear and had seeped into my jeans. The toilet paper dispenser had the paper thin kind and would only give you a few sheets at a time before breaking off. It was pointless to clean myself or the toilet up. It looked as if someone had poured a bowl of butterscotch pudding on the toilet. I pulled up my pants. The liquid ran down my legs and began to collect in my socks. I washed my hands, and walked briskly out of the bathroom and out the front door of the restaurant, trying not to make eye contact with employees or customers. I left a drippy copper colored trail of shame behind me. I feel sorry for the minimum wage jackoff who will have to clean the mess up.

Luckily there is a self service car wash next to Jason's deli. I discarded my jeans and socks in the car wash bay and hosed the mess off using the low pressure rinse. I had eaten almonds the night before and there were little almond chunks all over my thighs and even my balls. I set a gym towel on the drivers seat of my car and drove off. I then used upholstery cleaner and Febreeze on the seat once I got back to my house. I took one hell of a shower.

I've noticed a lot of females who list "self-employed" as an occupation. How many of those are actually workin girls?

[QUOTE=Boosted1;4862352]I have been quoted 80 before, never paid it. But 130? Who asked for that? Ill call her up and mess with her some.[/QUOTE]Jade Renea offered me 120 for a car BJ. Turned that down quick.

[QUOTE=MidwestDude;4909126]I've noticed a lot of females who list "self-employed" as an occupation. How many of those are actually workin girls?[/QUOTE]"Self employed" is one screens I look for when scanning FB friends to find girls in the biz because so many of the pros use that as their occupation. Stay at home mommy and working at the Crusty Crab seem to be a couple others. Of course I always look at a profile if they list their HS as West, Westland or Franklin Heights.

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Who actually pays for onlyfans, Chaturbate, etc. I know it's gotten popular due to COVID-19. Shouldn't we see a chick first and tell her to give us an onlyfans membership if she wants us to pay for her service again?

[QUOTE=RockyRhodes;4917983]Who actually pays for onlyfans, Chaturbate, etc. I know it's gotten popular due to COVID-19. Shouldn't we see a chick first and tell her to give us an onlyfans membership if she wants us to pay for her service again?[/QUOTE]Mila has an OF account but she charges $49 per month, and I ain't paying that.

[QUOTE=MidwestDude;4918312]Mila has an OF account but she charges $49 per month, and I ain't paying that.[/QUOTE]I don't even find Mila all that attractive but she seems like a nice girl at least. I just can't understand paying for porn when it's available free. Maybe guys who pay for onlyfans are the same ones who fall for upfront payment.

Not sure exactly what forum to post this under but I'm coming up from Cincinnati tomorrow for a few hours. Found someone I'd like to see that does outcall but I'm not staying so that poses a problem. Can any of you reccomend a motel I can get a room for an hour or two? I'd really appreciate it. PM me if you'd like. Thanks.

[QUOTE=RockyRhodes;4920448]I don't even find Mila all that attractive but she seems like a nice girl at least. I just can't understand paying for porn when it's available free. Maybe guys who pay for onlyfans are the same ones who fall for upfront payment.[/QUOTE]She cuts that in half and I'd seriously consider it.

Hello All.

No Elmer Fudd isn't hunting wrabbits. I got it on good authority that Police are all over MegaPersonals, both posing as gals and johns. Writing tickets or atleast for solicitation! So don't be surprised that some won't see you for the first time only seeing requlars. Remember its way easier right now to arrest a 100 pound provider than kicking in a door to a dope house. If there is a silver lining to this dark cloud it's a misdemeanor and you probably won't go to Frank Rd. So be polite.

Usedtobedoctor.

[QUOTE=UsedToBeDoctor;4975538]Hello All.

No Elmer Fudd isn't hunting wrabbits. I got it on good authority that Police are all over MegaPersonals, both posing as gals and johns. Writing tickets or atleast for solicitation! So don't be surprised that some won't see you for the first time only seeing requlars. Remember its way easier right now to arrest a 100 pound provider than kicking in a door to a dope house. If there is a silver lining to this dark cloud it's a misdemeanor and you probably won't go to Frank Rd. So be polite.

Usedtobedoctor.[/QUOTE]I saw a girl last week who advertises on EB, she told me uncle picked her up for car date, tried to negotiate BBFS for $40, and when she agreed suddenly the squad car is behind her lights flashing. They wrote her a ticket and let her go. Probably has an upcoming appearance. She was totally surprised when I told her they are allowed to lie to you but you're not allowed to lie to them. Also, so many of these girls have no idea what entrapment actually entails. Lets all be careful out there.