BBQ and fight thread

I have a system for selecting providers. It's not perfect, and actually might be too stringent.

Lady has picture?

Can you tell that she looks nice? (90% gone).

Is it an email address only? (I've had this work 1 time ever).

Is phone number local? (90% of the remaining 10% gone).

Is a real location listed? Not just downtown or your place (down to a handful).

Is outcall offered? (not extremely often).

Are there comments? (usually no).

Do comments actually tell you something? (no).

Are there reviews? (hahaha).

Does she text back in a reasonable timeframe? (fuck no).

Does she explicitly discuss services? (oops wrong number).

Does she pull bullshit like making you send a face pic?

Is incall crazy remote?

Are there people lurking around? Cop cars?

Does your spidey sense tell you it's a setup?

So very few people make it through that obstacle course. Is there a simpler way that doesn't involve winging it or ending up on a registry?

[QUOTE=OaklonaAl;4622833]So I'll drop this here since it is as good a place as any. It's off my agenda, but a couple of times CBE mentioned Cloud, no details, just asked if I knew him and mentioned that they saw each other and they got along well and she liked him.

Your post is very astute, accurate and I agree with it! Commends, sincerely.

At the moment though, I'm on a mission and respectfully suggest that you grab another plate of barbecue and slide back from the table for a moment or two and enjoy the festivities!

I'll slide back too, but have um / ly / mm by the short hairs and need to pluck a few more, if he decides to return to the forum after I outed him. His absence and lack of response is conspicuous that he's either cowering down hoping I'll go away, knowing he's out matched. I hope his blood pressure is down, no need to pop an anurism over it. Probably busy creating another I'd to use, or maybe searching for another lowballing (complement to swizzle and new subject for future BBQ discussion tied into today's pimping crew that are raising prices to their benefit and are other mongers expense) friend to try and run interference and provide futile support.[/QUOTE]Some people still work for a living and not collecting a retirement check. Is it getting cold under that bridge you're at. I see you are stealing all the free WiFi you can afford. Is it really that bad when you got to make up PM's about support for LC? Now that the crowd has weighed in your opinion looks like a statical aberration. That is by your own standards of course. Sadly for you, you are wrong on all accounts. Hey but keep trying. What I love about the fight forum is the mistakes. You admitted you see no difference in giving money to the needy and driving to the dealer and keeping them well stocked. Legally and morally you are textbook incorrect. Those are your problems. Since it looks like you have much more free time for being disabled, I will not be able to out troll you on this forum in terms of time. After tonight I'll be too busy to answer for a week. I'm sure you'll troll the forums with more of your immature and inaccurate speculation. I'm either working making money or on the hunt for some pussy. Your inane posts take a backseat. Despite this also-ran this defeated this flop this dud this failure of monger will continue to troll on. Keep on trolling. I'm going to keep on getting pussy. I'm getting an idea for a tribute stay tuned. Al I know you'll be here you got nothing else.

We know by your forum activity an absence and lack of response is conspicuous that he's either cowering down hoping I'll go away, knowing he's out matched. I hope his blood pressure is down, no need to pop an anurism over it. Probably busy creating another identify to use, or maybe searching for another straw to grasp at. Maybe the nursing home finally tracked you down. Damn those bracelets they make you wear now. Maybe McDonald's called the cops about the guys who sits in the parking lot to use WiFi while smelling of feces and urine scaring all the fantastic customers who are definitely above that. You got to have your free internet's right. Maybe it was a hobo fight under the bridge. Naughty Al people don't take kindly to stealing blankets and rat burgers. You got to earn that shit. Give me a heads up on the next hobo fight want to make some money. I'm sure you won't lose this time.

[QUOTE=SwizzleStick;4622887]Pretty sure you're talking about FuckedHard.

I never actually saw her but she was really sweet.[/QUOTE]She was a doll baby. She would close with "I love being me, I love being FuckedHard. " Turned me on every time I read it. Those were the days.

[QUOTE=UniqueMonger;4617331]Hoosier cream.

"Posts counts don't matter and everyone else but me is shady".

Also Hoosier cream " how did you get her number cause post counts matter".[/QUOTE]Actually I said the opposite, there's only a few shady members here, and there was actually a warning at the top of Forum page for a very long time due some shady shit and someone creating multiple accounts for one reason or another. You need to learn to use quotations appropriately. Some examples coming up. My original post wasn't directed at you at all. But now you have proved all my points. Yay, I win! I put "UTR" in quotations because that's what others refer to the "Dimes" as. Your 2nd or maybe 3rd post was about Tanyia so I was simply congratulating you on a good time and asked for a review and link. I don't think any of the "Dimes" are actually "UTR", they have ads or a profile somewhere, someone just wants to have you have to get deets and info from them instead of just putting a link up, maybe so they can get probono visit, maybe for praise, I don't really know the reason. But to answer your question, no I don't believe them to be UTR. A true UTR is someone without ads, any advertising profile, not talked about on a public Forum with pics. Possibly a UTR could be an escort who hasn't advertised in a long long time, quit maybe and came back to just a few old regulars, maybe a stripper you've met in a club with very limited outside work.

[QUOTE=DieselBoy502;4531583]
PM for deets.
DB.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=WadsOfWood;4481615]Maybe there wasn't any reviews on the ones he has offered because they were utr and if you review then that's gone out the window.[/QUOTE]Just showing examples of what some think are UTR even though Unique pointed out Tanyia advertise several places. Thanks for my point #1 proven. Win #1.

Also just to prove my other point about shady members, now it's come to attention by your own post that you have some type of database or something? I'll actually quote you this!

"I'm talking about more than a couple years ago and when I asked her she agreed with me. Not only that I couldn't remember her name back then and she told me. Later at home I checked my records and did indeed confirm. I keep a very boring and detailed collection for an assortment of reasons. This is one of those reasons. ".

So, you're telling me you have records going back years on providers? And also you seem very familiar with LC and you seen some of his recommendations for 4+ years ago? I'll quote you again- "Cosby or LC wasn't what we know he was. " which means you've definitely been around for many years and definitely not new to this site. This is my 2nd win proving shady multiple accounts.

And last but not least a actual quote none other than MM / LY himself!

"It's not necessary at all. Going by post count to determine if someone is new is ignorant. How many times have people change accounts or made new ones? It's just plain being an asshole. Why can't you just send a pm instead. There is enough junk posts without adding to it. I bet there is a few senior accounts with nothing but shit like this. ".

Sound familiar? Keep on posting, you're giving yourself away. I think I'm going to have to agree for now with Al on this one. And just to add to another MM / LY feature he had was when he was beat down, and had nothing else to say he had to get way off subject and resort to insults and name calling. I do smell something in the rat trap I think. How many accounts are you at now?

HC.

[QUOTE=UniqueMonger;4624754]Probably busy creating another identify to use, [/QUOTE]This from the guy who's on his (at least) third [NOPARSE]ID[/NOPARSE] in as many years.

[QUOTE=UniqueMonger;4624754]Maybe the nursing home finally tracked you down. Damn those bracelets they make you wear now.[/QUOTE]This from the guy who wore an ankle bracelet to at least two meetups with hookers. That I know off.

[QUOTE=UniqueMonger;4624754] You admitted you see no difference in giving money to the needy and driving to the dealer and keeping them well stocked.[/QUOTE]This from the guy who berates other mongers for patronizing drug users, yet defends some of the most egregious users.

Irony, thy name is unique.

WTF is up with these forums? Why is it so hard to read between the lines here? This is why the government needs to legalize this sh-t.

I just want simple business, meet with her and pay and then f-ck her and leave. No talking during. Apparently none of them do that. Anyone help a bro out? This is some BS.

[QUOTE=OldandCrazyZomby;4626602]This from the guy who's on his (at least) third [NOPARSE]ID[/NOPARSE] in as many years[/QUOTE](Donald Trump voice) wrong!

[QUOTE=OldandCrazyZomby;4626602]
This from the guy who wore an ankle bracelet to at least two meetups with hookers. That I know off[/QUOTE](Donald Trump voice) wrong! We see the same ladies. Laughable.

[QUOTE=OldandCrazyZomby;4626602]
This from the guy who berates other mongers for patronizing drug users, yet defends some of the most egregious users.

Irony, thy name is unique.[/QUOTE](Donald Trump voice) wrong!

(Donald Trump voice) wrong! Folks, Crazy old Zomby, which he has admitted on several occasions is just that. Instead of upping his game and trying to be more like the greatest monger on here me. Get a tetanus shot bro. I'm going to keep seeing the best providers and only the best. Cause I'm the best at what I do here.

[QUOTE=HoosierCream;4626153]Diary of a madman
HC.[/QUOTE]This crazy convoluted response is exactly why people see you the way they do. I didn't know they let Seung-Hui Cho use a computer but now we all know where went and what he is doing now.

[QUOTE=UniqueMonger;4646458](Donald Trump voice) wrong![/QUOTE]Maybe I'm wrong. The evidence thus far submitted suggests otherwise, however.

[QUOTE=UniqueMonger;4646490]She's in a tough spot and looking for a few good men like myself. Young spinner with cherry black hair. Danced at a few clubs like blue diamond and thoroughbreds.[/QUOTE]Damn. That must be a [I]really [/I]tough spot.

[QUOTE=UniqueMonger;4646490]and is 420 friendly.[/QUOTE]"420 friendly".

And the Pacific Ocean is big.

[QUOTE=Zomby;4647462]Damn. That must be a [I]really [/I]tough spot.

"420 friendly".

And the Pacific Ocean is big.[/QUOTE]Only you would be dumb enough to bring a post literally everyone else loves to the fight forum. If you actually meet this girl I expect an apology.

[QUOTE=Zomby;4647457]Maybe I'm wrong. The evidence thus far submitted suggests otherwise, however[/QUOTE]You are. But keep digging in deeper. That's the way to fix things.

[QUOTE=UniqueMonger;4647896]You are. But keep digging in deeper. That's the way to fix things.[/QUOTE]With every post, you simply provide more evidence.

[QUOTE=Zomby;4648452]With every post, you simply provide more evidence.[/QUOTE]You simply lack the basic understanding of evidence. Did you forget your refill of Geritol?