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DON'T GO TO LOCAL AMPs EXPECTING HAPPINESS!

You guys looking for satisfaction at local AMPs need to actually read this forum. There is NO HAPPINESS found at any AMPs in middle TN. There may be a one in a thousand exception, but you aren't going to be it. Just STOP IT! Some AMPs here will insinuate all kinds of services but they don't come through, and if you fall for their marketing, in person or otherwise, you're just fortifying their underhanded practices.

Read the forum if you think I'm BSing you.

You want happiness here? Go to a forum reviewed independent provider or the "Studios" reviewed here, NEVER to any AMPs! There are plenty of reliable and safe independents here who will take good care of you.

And if you want a great tease and DIY finish, go see Linda at Rejuvenating Massage near the Cool Springs Costco. Great massage, great tease, and nice lady.

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And if you want a great tease and DIY finish, go see Linda at Rejuvenating Massage near the Cool Springs Costco. Great massage, great tease, and nice lady.[/QUOTE]Great massage, ask for hard pressure. Nothing extra.

[QUOTE=BravoFox;6558341]Great massage, ask for hard pressure. Nothing extra.[/QUOTE]I agree on the massage but for the last few weeks Linda has been unavailable due to her arm. She recommended Tina who was ok but not as good as Linda.

This one looks TGTBT but god damn is she a milk truck if that's real. If anyone has had an experience with her lmk.

[URL]https://www.rubrankings.com/united-states/tennessee/nashville/bodyrubs/body-rubs/sensual-massage-25585.html[/URL]

It's a Miami number in her ad.

Has anyone taken the plunge with Averie in the Boro since she came back from her visit with Uncle?

Those pics are of Ruby May, so it smells like a scam to me.

[QUOTE=Duffman19;6558617]This one looks TGTBT but god damn is she a milk truck if that's real. If anyone has had an experience with her lmk.

[URL]https://www.rubrankings.com/united-states/tennessee/nashville/bodyrubs/body-rubs/sensual-massage-25585.html[/URL]

It's a Miami number in her ad.[/QUOTE]

Hello,

I will be in town next week and based on the threads I'm reading, it seems as though MPs in your awesome town are a bit of a dud. Could you point this MD guy in the right direction for either a MP that offers extras, or a reliable, attractive independent (outcall preferred). PM is fine and I'm more than happy to provide intel on the MD / DC scene if anyone wants. Just shoot me a message.

Thanks in advance.

M.

Bottom line, I'm sick of seeing the ads for the beauties and getting the beast. Weed the Nashville Catfish Crew out. I started a thread on the blog, beginning with this one so fellas, add to the list to save us some time and money.

"Kinky Karissa" (save your money, the person assigned look like she ate Karissa)!

[URL]https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ssa-36551.html[/URL]

Be safe,

Ling.

[QUOTE=Southern59;6558332]DON'T GO TO LOCAL AMPs EXPECTING HAPPINESS!

You guys looking for satisfaction at local AMPs need to actually read this forum. There is NO HAPPINESS found at any AMPs in middle TN. There may be a one in a thousand exception, but you aren't going to be it. Just STOP IT! Some AMPs here will insinuate all kinds of services but they don't come through, and if you fall for their marketing, in person or otherwise, you're just fortifying their underhanded practices.

Read the forum if you think I'm BSing you.

You want happiness here? Go to a forum reviewed independent provider or the "Studios" reviewed here, NEVER to any AMPs! There are plenty of reliable and safe independents here who will take good care of you.

And if you want a great tease and DIY finish, go see Linda at Rejuvenating Massage near the Cool Springs Costco. Great massage, great tease, and nice lady.[/QUOTE]Agreed. It's a waste in Nashville. I just drove to Florida and stopped at a place about an hour north of Destin (331 Massage in Defuniak Springs FL) got the best Asian massage of my life. It was like one of those videos under 'massage room' section on pornhub. Great massage and table shower and finish was out of control good. She did some finger locking stuff with both palms. I am usually not a very loud guy but I yelped and moaned. I noticed a sign on the wall that said 'for respect of other guest please keep quiet' I cracked up after realizing that she gets a lot dudes doing what I did. Paid $80 for an hour massage and 15 minute ts. Tipped $60. She was such a sweetheart she put my socks on while still on the table. I share this to say Nashville's scene is dead and save your money till you travel. Girls here try to charge more for a shotty massage with DIY.

I meant to get to this since last week but decided to dream about going to a studio for a change for a massage since AMPs here are hopeless (have been trying since 2019, yep been around for a while) and I wanted to see a very attractive woman. I wasn't disappointed with Ariel on that regard. Looked like the pics and she had a cool personality. The studio she works from requires parking in the back to find the suite and on the inside its pretty nice. We talked for a bit and I decided I wanted a nude b2 b which was $$. 7 and she brought I manage to bring it down to $$. 5, not much but better. Ariel told me to get comfortable on the table and afterwards she comes in with this nice scented oil and started to undress. She has a pretty cute figure like the pics: petite but not skinny. She starts rubbing me down starting with my back, then arms, then working her way to my legs and finally butt. She even did some teasing of the fellas and grabbed junior for a bit before hopping on my back, kitty first. She even grinded it on my ass for a bit which I thought was hot. I can't help but think that at some point though, it felt like she was nodding off during the back rub when she was sitting on my ass, like she would lower her head to the back of my head a few times only to jolt up. I kinda went with it but this was my first b2 b so I wasn't sure. We lost track of time and it was time for the flip which was standard finish. During it tho I was rubbing her kitty before I fingered her cute ass and eventually got done. I gave her some an extra. 5 for the time we lost track of and because she was a cool person to talk to. She told me she appreciated me coming by since all her other appointments cancelled on her and I was her first appointment all day, and I dreamed about her at like 2:30 pm. She hugged me goodbye and I woke up. Not bad for my first studio visit. I wish she did 69 or FS and my hopes wasn't up too much for that, but still. Maybe in the future, maybe not. Would repeat but maybe for nude fbsm next time for a lower price. But hey, YMMV. Sorry this was so damn long.

[URL]https://www.rubrankings.com/united-states/tennessee/nashville/bodyrubs/body-rubs/available-all-evening-29724.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=KyleMarcu1;6560405]I meant to get to this since last week but decided to dream about going to a studio for a change for a massage since AMPs here are hopeless (have been trying since 2019, yep been around for a while) and I wanted to see a very attractive woman. I wasn't disappointed with Ariel on that regard. Looked like the pics and she had a cool personality. The studio she works from requires parking in the back to find the suite and on the inside its pretty nice. We talked for a bit and I decided I wanted a nude b2 b which was $$. 7 and she brought I manage to bring it down to $$. 5, not much but better. Ariel told me to get comfortable on the table and afterwards she comes in with this nice scented oil and started to undress. She has a pretty cute figure like the pics: petite but not skinny. She starts rubbing me down starting with my back, then arms, then working her way to my legs and finally butt. She even did some teasing of the fellas and grabbed junior for a bit before hopping on my back, kitty first. She even grinded it on my ass for a bit which I thought was hot. I can't help but think that at some point though, it felt like she was nodding off during the back rub when she was sitting on my ass, like she would lower her head to the back of my head a few times only to jolt up. I kinda went with it but this was my first b2 b so I wasn't sure. We lost track of time and it was time for the flip which was standard finish. During it tho I was rubbing her kitty before I fingered her cute ass and eventually got done. I gave her some an extra. 5 for the time we lost track of and because she was a cool person to talk to. She told me she appreciated me coming by since all her other appointments cancelled on her and I was her first appointment all day, and I dreamed about her at like 2:30 pm. She hugged me goodbye and I woke up. Not bad for my first studio visit. I wish she did 69 or FS and my hopes wasn't up too much for that, but still. Maybe in the future, maybe not. Would repeat but maybe for nude fbsm next time for a lower price. But hey, YMMV. Sorry this was so damn long.

[URL]https://www.rubrankings.com/united-states/tennessee/nashville/bodyrubs/body-rubs/available-all-evening-29724.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Don't be sorry for posting a good detailed review. I believe this is the kind of review that should always be posted.

[QUOTE=KyleMarcu1;6560405]I meant to get to this since last week but decided to dream about going to a studio for a change for a massage since AMPs here are hopeless (have been trying since 2019, yep been around for a while) and I wanted to see a very attractive woman. I wasn't disappointed with Ariel on that regard. Looked like the pics and she had a cool personality. The studio she works from requires parking in the back to find the suite and on the inside its pretty nice. We talked for a bit and I decided I wanted a nude b2 b which was $$. 7 and she brought I manage to bring it down to $$. 5, not much but better. Ariel told me to get comfortable on the table and afterwards she comes in with this nice scented oil and started to undress. She has a pretty cute figure like the pics: petite but not skinny. She starts rubbing me down starting with my back, then arms, then working her way to my legs and finally butt. She even did some teasing of the fellas and grabbed junior for a bit before hopping on my back, kitty first. She even grinded it on my ass for a bit which I thought was hot. I can't help but think that at some point though, it felt like she was nodding off during the back rub when she was sitting on my ass, like she would lower her head to the back of my head a few times only to jolt up. I kinda went with it but this was my first b2 b so I wasn't sure. We lost track of time and it was time for the flip which was standard finish. During it tho I was rubbing her kitty before I fingered her cute ass and eventually got done. I gave her some an extra. 5 for the time we lost track of and because she was a cool person to talk to. She told me she appreciated me coming by since all her other appointments cancelled on her and I was her first appointment all day, and I dreamed about her at like 2:30 pm. She hugged me goodbye and I woke up. Not bad for my first studio visit. I wish she did 69 or FS and my hopes wasn't up too much for that, but still. Maybe in the future, maybe not. Would repeat but maybe for nude fbsm next time for a lower price. But hey, YMMV. Sorry this was so damn long.

[URL]https://www.rubrankings.com/united-states/tennessee/nashville/bodyrubs/body-rubs/available-all-evening-29724.html[/URL][/QUOTE]I have seen her twice, the most recent being earlier this year and thought her prices were a bit to high for a b2 b nuru. She didn't even do a pussy to penis rub on the flip both times I visited her, just a HE. For 270 hh you can get a gulch girl for 30 dollars less for an hr (240/ hr), or visit an independent provider like Daisy for less as well. But still cute girl, nice personality and she use to go by Violet working out of a building in south Nashville off of Thompson lane not far from studio 22. Good review!

[QUOTE=Machine74;6555420]Think this is the one: [URL]https://www.rubrankings.com/united-states/tennessee/nashville/bodyrubs/body-rubs/back-in-town-36292.html[/URL].[/QUOTE]I was able to see Mia recently. It was great, gorgeous lady. Before we began she made sure I felt safe and comfortable. Truly a great experience, I look forward too seeing her in the future.

Regards,

H19.

Anyone have any info on this one? Seems interesting but the number pulls up nothing. PM is fine, thanks!

[URL]https://nashville.craigslist.org/hws/d/nashville-kim-read-whole-ad/7654624505.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=HornDawgs;6562924]Anyone have any info on this one? Seems interesting but the number pulls up nothing. PM is fine, thanks!

[URL]https://nashville.craigslist.org/hws/d/nashville-kim-read-whole-ad/7654624505.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Personally I have never had a good experience using Craigslist. I hope it works out for you!