Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Absol;6296617]Hey gents,

Went for a hike the other day. Haven't climbed the mountain in a bit so I thought I'd give it another shot. Went in and got a MT probably in their 40's. Nothing spectacular to write about when it came to the massage. Paid. 6 for the hour. Massage was sub par. She kept sending voice messages to someone and was even interrupted during the massage by another person walking in. After telling him to come back later, she apologized and continued the massage. She tells me to flip and off we go. Starting with CBJ which wasn't horrible but enough to get me going. She hops on and goes for a ride. After a while I turn her over and finish doggie. I lay back down and she cleans me up. Then she says "All done. " At this point it's been about 40 minutes. Frustrated enough at this point I don't argue and just get myself together and leave.

Think I'm still going to steer clear of them for a while. Not as good as it used to be when I first went.[/QUOTE]Go to the mountain for 30 minutes. End of discussion. If you want a quality massage go to massage envy. WTF is wrong with you guys looking for a quality massage at a rub and tug. If you happen to get a good massage you got lucky. Just sayin.

[QUOTE=SantoMegalo;6297504] WTF is wrong with you guys looking for a quality massage at a rub and tug.[/QUOTE]Because its called an AMP. Asian MASSAGE parlor? Heaven's forbid I hope for an actually good massage. LOL But actually not too long ago it wasn't too hard to find a place with a quality massage and a rub and tug at the end. But recently with all the demand for F / S at AMPs I guess they figure why give a good massage, just waste time until the extras.

[QUOTE=BattleBot61;6297825]Because its called an AMP. Asian MASSAGE parlor? Heaven's forbid I hope for an actually good massage. LOL But actually not too long ago it wasn't too hard to find a place with a quality massage and a rub and tug at the end. But recently with all the demand for F / S at AMPs I guess they figure why give a good massage, just waste time until the extras.[/QUOTE]I have to agree. I go to AMPs for a good relaxing massage little teasing to get me worked up and nice release. Not looking for F / S or BJ. Not enough privacy normally and on s table is not my thing. Just my preference. I've gone just for massage and let them know in beginning and they do good job. 60/20 they happy I'm happy. Be safe.

[QUOTE=DirtMassage;6297093]Anyone remember or have seen the super thin lady that used to be at a now closed AMP on staples mill where burger king and hardees are located? Has she moved locations or just gone back? She was the best.[/QUOTE]I sure do remember. Was in a brick office type complex and she was the best, many awesome dreams there. Would love to know where she went. When I showed up and the sign was on the door as to being closed and why was super disappointed but not surprised with its close proximity to uncle H. Q.

Think was about the same time backpage got shut down, ah the good old days!

Choctaw busy so called on Buford Rd. No wait. Surprised new young girl sitting alone bu mms sent in jenn whi was a little older but nice and sexy. Great massage with some new techniques. With skilled and perfect ending. 69\40. Will return.

[QUOTE=BattleBot61;6297825]Because its called an AMP. Asian MASSAGE parlor? Heaven's forbid I hope for an actually good massage. LOL But actually not too long ago it wasn't too hard to find a place with a quality massage and a rub and tug at the end. But recently with all the demand for F / S at AMPs I guess they figure why give a good massage, just waste time until the extras.[/QUOTE]I agree with you, I love a good massage too. But let's be real, the overwhelming reviews here are mongers complaining about bad massages. My point is the girls want to give you a he, collect their tip and send you out the door. But if you going to a FS parlor expect an even less then memorable massage. I'm just saying if you looking for a good massage the Asian "massage" parlor probably ain't it. Paying for an hour at FS spot is just a waste of an extra $20 you could apply to their tip. It's not like they'll let you pop multiple times. And they will short you on your "massage" as the OP was complaining about. Volume is their business and I'm also assuming most of us aren't walking in looking like Henry Cavill.

[QUOTE=BattleBot61;6297825]Because its called an AMP. Asian MASSAGE parlor? Heaven's forbid I hope for an actually good massage. LOL But actually not too long ago it wasn't too hard to find a place with a quality massage and a rub and tug at the end. But recently with all the demand for F / S at AMPs I guess they figure why give a good massage, just waste time until the extras.[/QUOTE]One thing Henrico has to offer are some good AMP massages.

I have first hand experience at Harmony (Glenside & Staples Mill), Massage by Yu (Westbrier Dr) and Jinny's (Lauderdale & Church). My personal fav is Classic (Parham & Patterson). With respect, a gentlemanly attitude and a generous wallet, you may leave these places happy. Plus, you get a great massage. It works for me. YMMV.

Note: One common trait is you need to make multiple visits and build a rapport with the ladies.

So I just drove by LJS to do an unrelated chore next door, and I saw the second floor lights were on, I did not knock on the door due to time constraints, are they back in business? The red door did not have the second iron door frame as well.

[QUOTE=SantoMegalo;6298316]I agree with you, I love a good massage too. But let's be real, the overwhelming reviews here are mongers complaining about bad massages. My point is the girls want to give you a he, collect their tip and send you out the door. But if you going to a FS parlor expect an even less then memorable massage. I'm just saying if you looking for a good massage the Asian "massage" parlor probably ain't it. Paying for an hour at FS spot is just a waste of an extra $20 you could apply to their tip. It's not like they'll let you pop multiple times. And they will short you on your "massage" as the OP was complaining about. Volume is their business and I'm also assuming most of us aren't walking in looking like Henry Cavill.[/QUOTE]I was being a bit sarcastic cause you said rub and tug when I kinda think its mainly the full service shops like Mountain, 3rd, Cleaners where I agree you shouldn't expect a decent massage. That's mainly why I havn't bothered to visit any of those. If I want F / S I'm going for the hookahs cause then I'm not wasting time on a half assed massage.

Ok, so there is a lot to unpack here. So much to go over so I'll go over te pros and cons. I went yesterday first thing in the morning around 9:30 AM.

Pros:

- Decent body for her age and petite body (late 40's early 50).

- the table was heated, I saw that they have a heating pad.

- She allowed a ton of UTC both top and bottom.

- she was wearing very short shorts which was good sign. I was almost able to pet the kitty but she slowly moved my hand beause she said my hands were cold. In all fairness they were.

- She allowed nursing.

- she made some very sensual moans.

- the handshake was slow and sensual.

- I did see her change the very very very thin "sheet" while I was leaving.

Cons:

- the massage was non existing.

- no oil during the massage.

- her hands were getting sweaty during the massage.

- I saw her refold the towel she used on me and put it back on the table. Gross. This is why I go in the morning and try to be the first client.

- Not very attractive.

HEr name was Eva. She had to write it on her phone as I couldn't understand a word she was saying. Overall I may go back to see if I can push the envelop a little more. Have fun boys.

[QUOTE=ChristNotama;6298899]So I just drove by LJS to do an unrelated chore next door, and I saw the second floor lights were on, I did not knock on the door due to time constraints, are they back in business? The red door did not have the second iron door frame as well.[/QUOTE]Somebody need to TOFTT and see what's up, I miss that place.

First time doing a review since I've been only going to sisters but since they moved and I couldn't get in touch with them before driving a half hour away I decided to try dreaming of comfort on Midlo since its close by, was not disappointed. Summer, a thin late 30's? Or so appeared and gave a delightfully sensual massage and an equally moving ending, damage was 9 for house and gave 8 for tip since it felt great. Would recommend and hope that they don't rotate her out anytime soon.

[QUOTE=IWantToBelieve;6299897]First time doing a review since I've been only going to sisters but since they moved and I couldn't get in touch with them before driving a half hour away I decided to try dreaming of comfort on Midlo since its close by, was not disappointed. Summer, a thin late 30's? Or so appeared and gave a delightfully sensual massage and an equally moving ending, damage was 9 for house and gave 8 for tip since it felt great. Would recommend and hope that they don't rotate her out anytime soon.[/QUOTE]That must have been a great massage.

Recent visit. Paid for hour. Terrible massage. Mostly rubbing lots of oil on back and legs. Near the end she sprays my hands while face down and I remain in that position for about 10 minutes with my hands dripping. I guess she was preparing for what she thought would be me touching her body. Now the flip and she wants $120 to remove her top. I laughed and said $60. She countered with $80 and I said no and we agreed on standard $40 HE. Wore a mask the entire time and said she was 30 years old. Definitely not going back.

I went to a place last Friday that's not got a name over the door. It's on midlo on the same parking lot with a deli and a chain Italian restaurant. I drew "Wendy", mid 30's gal with a few lbs on her. Not a bad rub but I'm not there for that. On the flip things got interesting. She started going after the unit with zest. Eventually jumped into 69. I made her cum before she did the same for me.

Standard 40/40. I'll repeat.

I ask a couple of favors.

If anyone knows the name of the place, DM me.

Also, can someone give me the names and locations of some other spots on midlo? I don't know half the names and locations of the places you guys talk about. I'd appreciate it and I'll certainly answer and questions you have for me.