I was searching for some non sex related information and ran across the following quote. Thought you guys might appreciate it.
"The other night I gave my girlfriend an orgasm, but, she spat it back at me".
G2.
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I was searching for some non sex related information and ran across the following quote. Thought you guys might appreciate it.
"The other night I gave my girlfriend an orgasm, but, she spat it back at me".
G2.
[QUOTE=Genghis2;2852502]I was searching for some non sex related information and ran across the following quote. Thought you guys might appreciate it.
"The other night I gave my girlfriend an orgasm, but, she spat it back at me".
G2.[/QUOTE]Hahaahaha! Best quote ever!
I apologize for this dumb question. Perhaps this is only happening to me. But it seems as though the automatic "word-wrap" is no longer working in the posting editor. Or maybe it has be defaulted to 256 characters of some other long length. Makes it difficult to enter text. Is there a new setting that we should.
Be doing to change the line length. Again, I apologize for the question. Thanks. Bob.
It's a unique situation for me to be able to report on a new place that just opened. I wrote a review of this place without disclosing the name or location of it cause I don't know who reads this stuff. I mentioned that I would share info in a pm though. A few people contacted me and I was comfortable sharing with them the name of the place and a bit more info but one guy with zero posts inquired. I denied him any details. I'm new and I understand that if I asked someone for info they would have to be a little Leary sharing info becaus they have no idea who I am. But then I started thinking that a guy with 30 or 40 posts could be someone from LE too. I read some of their posts to get a feel for what kind of person they might be but it could all be bullshit too.
Am I over thinking this?
[QUOTE=Zoomy99;2857023]It's a unique situation for me to be able to report on a new place that just opened. I wrote a review of this place without disclosing the name or location of it cause I don't know who reads this stuff. I mentioned that I would share info in a pm though. A few people contacted me and I was comfortable sharing with them the name of the place and a bit more info but one guy with zero posts inquired. I denied him any details. I'm new and I understand that if I asked someone for info they would have to be a little Leary sharing info becaus they have no idea who I am. But then I started thinking that a guy with 30 or 40 posts could be someone from LE too. I read some of their posts to get a feel for what kind of person they might be but it could all be bullshit too.
Am I over thinking this?[/QUOTE]No, you are not overthinking. That's why many will only give info to Seniors. After awhile you'll get to know the regular posters and feel more comfortable. Two things to be careful of when giving info on a new place or a new / UTR provider is 1) LEO, 2) some jerk that will arrogantly go to a session and boast about what her heard, what she will do or nickle and dime the price. Ruins it for all of us.
[QUOTE=Mannheim;2847716]So the other day I tried to get a room at a local chain motel near O'Hare and was denied. After checking my I'd I was told I was on the 'no rent list' 'from the police'. Granted it's a suburban town in cook county. I've been to motel 3 times in the last 2 years, once renting for myself, the other times visiting a pro. Have also visited other motels nearby for pros. I should mention the last time I visited the motel I'm referring to was the first time I rented for myself. On that occasion I met a regular.
Never been arrested for any hobbie-crimes. So, I wonder where this is coming from?[/QUOTE]I'd never get a room for a provider, not only what you've been told already, but what if some john went to see her.
Got pissed about something, tore up the room! Guess who would be on the hook for the repairs? The person, who.
Got the room! If you trust the provider, give her the cash for the room, let her put it in her name! Most don't have enough.
To care about being sued.
Nope, not over thinking. Too many leaches on the site with no posts or all their posts are asking questions.
[QUOTE=Zoomy99;2857023]It's a unique situation for me to be able to report on a new place that just opened. I wrote a review of this place without disclosing the name or location of it cause I don't know who reads this stuff. I mentioned that I would share info in a pm though. A few people contacted me and I was comfortable sharing with them the name of the place and a bit more info but one guy with zero posts inquired. I denied him any details. I'm new and I understand that if I asked someone for info they would have to be a little Leary sharing info becaus they have no idea who I am. But then I started thinking that a guy with 30 or 40 posts could be someone from LE too. I read some of their posts to get a feel for what kind of person they might be but it could all be bullshit too.
Am I over thinking this?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Bob521;2855093]I apologize for this dumb question. Perhaps this is only happening to me. But it seems as though the automatic "word-wrap" is no longer working in the posting editor. Or maybe it has be defaulted to 256 characters of some other long length. Makes it difficult to enter text. Is there a new setting that we should.
Be doing to change the line length. Again, I apologize for the question. Thanks. Bob.[/QUOTE]Nope. Not just you. It's happening to me too.
Also, is anyone getting the pop up ad when they click to login or is it just me? I know this place has to make money, but damn, that's annoying.
[QUOTE=Jadedone;2857970]Nope. Not just you. It's happening to me too.
Also, is anyone getting the pop up ad when they click to login or is it just me? I know this place has to make money, but damn, that's annoying.[/QUOTE]The wrap around problem has probably been for at least a year, maybe longer. It makes it hard to see what you are writing or to make corrections. As for the pop up ad that is resent, about 2 weeks now that I have noticed it.
I was thinking it was just me. Thanks for posting because I thought I got some virus or something on my cell. It's nice to know.
[QUOTE=Jadedone;2857970]Nope. Not just you. It's happening to me too.
Also, is anyone getting the pop up ad when they click to login or is it just me? I know this place has to make money, but damn, that's annoying.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Davidonecall;2859108]I was thinking it was just me. Thanks for posting because I thought I got some virus or something on my cell. It's nice to know.[/QUOTE]At the top of the page is 'Click link for an Important notice from the USASG Thank You, A2'. It tells about the pop up ad, changes that they're working on with the classified ads, and about the pay option to remove ads that they're working on too.
-w.
[QUOTE=Wenger;2859202]At the top of the page is 'Click link for an Important notice from the USASG Thank You, A2'. It tells about the pop up ad, changes that they're working on with the classified ads, and about the pay option to remove ads that they're working on too.
-w.[/QUOTE]You could also read under "editorials" about "site changes and improvements". There is allot of discussion with Admin about possible future plans and changes they are considering.
[QUOTE=Bob521;2768434]My favorite place is on Harlem (south of 55, not north). Near Toyota Park. 3 hrs $30. Cash. (2 hrs / $25 & 4 hrs $40) No I'd. Registration card, but they don't even look at it. Clean, with fridge & microwave. Table & 2 chairs. Clean towels / linens for a shower. Discrete parking. I know this is not precisely the location you asked for. But its much nicer than other places I've found. To be clear, I only take friends to this place. I never pay them. For the record, I trust nobody would consider using the place for anything other than a casual nap with a close friend. Bob.[/QUOTE]Another recommendation. One of my friends who I've napped with recommended a place in South Holland off of Halsted. I've been there a couple times and it's clean and quiet. $30 gets you 2 hours. Feel free to PM me for details.
Empty your Inbox! Rocket Dork.
She's looking for new customers again. She hates to negotiate so come at her with reasonable price. Seniors feel free to inbox me with trades or not. No rookies please. If you don't know of which MILF I'm talking about read my posts.
She always posted on FB.
All ads taken down and phone disconnected.
She was a great lady. Any info would be nice.
[QUOTE=TravelGuy;2862288]She always posted on FB.
All ads taken down and phone disconnected.
She was a great lady. Any info would be nice.[/QUOTE]Just called her number. Voicemail wanted me to state my name to be connected to her voicemail. Number seems active and her personal site is still up. I haven't seen Liz.
[QUOTE=RonM;2862381]Just called her number. Voicemail wanted me to state my name to be connected to her voicemail. Number seems active and her personal site is still up. I haven't seen Liz.[/QUOTE]Luscious Liz was one the best, if not my ATF. We spent many happy hours together. I last heard from her about a month ago and we talked whereby she had a very worrysome look on her face that I tried to get her to confide in me. It seems as if she was introduced by one of the boys on here to some very heavily connected clients, who because she is such a sweetheart naturally wanted to keep her to themselves, passing her out for favors on certain deals. Hearing that broke my heart. Anyways, I told her she needed to get clear of them and she mentioned that these guys would find her no matter where she went as many of them were top LEO in the burbs and even higher up. Truth or fiction I can't say, But I CAN tell you she has stopped replying to my calls or texts, and it's not because she is mad at me. I certainly hope she has at the worst case, found a great SD who will appreciate her for the genuinely good person she is.
Just my $. 02.
G2.
I know why I'm really here but I recently messed up my back and would really like an excellent massage with release, just don't know of any great massage providers. Any assistance would be appreciated.
This Ukrainian thing in Chicago has really turned out to be something special here. I always ask the 262 agency if their new girl is Polish or Ukrainian. If she's Polish, it's about a fifty percent chance the the girl came from another agency and will have the typical tired face. If she's Ukrainian, it's almost a hundred percent that I'm going to find a fresh face full of spirit.
[QUOTE=Riina;2864028]This Ukrainian thing in Chicago has really turned out to be something special here. I always ask the 262 agency if their new girl is Polish or Ukrainian. If she's Polish, it's about a fifty percent chance the the girl came from another agency and will have the typical tired face. If she's Ukrainian, it's almost a hundred percent that I'm going to find a fresh face full of spirit.[/QUOTE]Riina,
For the most part I agree but ever since 323 has all but disappeared most of the girls moved over to 262. So if you saw a Ukranian at 323 you just might find her rebranded at 262. Just FYI. Janet, Evelina, Lexi, Victoria are all from 323.
The Rider.
My favorite was a brunette spinner named Elena. Is she still around??
[QUOTE=WildRider80;2865185]Riina,
For the most part I agree but ever since 323 has all but disappeared most of the girls moved over to 262. So if you saw a Ukranian at 323 you just might find her rebranded at 262. Just FYI. Janet, Evelina, Lexi, Victoria are all from 323.
The Rider.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=WildRider80;2865185]Riina,
For the most part I agree but ever since 323 has all but disappeared most of the girls moved over to 262. So if you saw a Ukranian at 323 you just might find her rebranded at 262. Just FYI. Janet, Evelina, Lexi, Victoria are all from 323.
The Rider.[/QUOTE]Hi WR, just some more clarity about the Ukrainians and what you mentioned.
The only Ukrainian in the last year to work for 323 was Mila. She quit after a month and eventually went to work for the 872 agency. I miswrote here when I included Janet in my list of Ukrainians met. I meant to write Jazmine who quit after one day. I never met Janet but I believe she is Polish. That's what the handler told me. I never met Evelina but was told also by the handler she is Polish. To the best of my knowledge, the handler has never misinformed me about nationalities. Lexi, according to your past report, is aka Sabina, a Bulgarian girl. At least that's what she told me when I met her at 323 almost two years ago. I have no idea who Victoria is but did get the hint from the handler she is an aka.
You have to put Ukrainians in a special league of their own. They are super sensitive and only one of their own, like the 262 handler, can understand them. This whole thing is coming together because of the crisis in Ukraine (lots of visas now issued) and the fact the handler is herself Ukrainian. These girls would never work for a Polish handler. Polish hookers have a long history here in Chicago but Ukrainian sex workers are a new phenomenon.
One more thing. When I started using 262 almost two years ago, MoneyT posted a report about a Ukrainian hottie (melissa) that he had met. I didn't believe it but I'm a complete sucker for Ukrainians and I went to investigate. I called the handler and could tell by her accent that she was herself Ukrainian. So I booked with Melissa, still skeptical and was ready to walk out if the girl behind the door was not hundred percent off the boat from the motherland. To my huge surprise, she was the real deal. So I remember driving home from the session and being very excited about everything. Not just the girl, but the fact the handler was Ukrainian and I could see the whole future of this thing. So I started using 262 and seeing what this handler was about. In the beginning, I noticed Kristina was managing the Polish hags that had no value to the competing agencies. She was very committed working M-S for any girl that wanted to work. I was happily banging away at her hags and dragons knowing that this girl had talent and she would be the only one that could ever break into the young Ukrainian hotties arriving in town. So here I am almost two years later and my dreams of young Ukrainian hotties have come true.
Happy Hunting.
Riina.
[QUOTE=ElGoloso;2861901]She's looking for new customers again. She hates to negotiate so come at her with reasonable price. Seniors feel free to inbox me with trades or not. No rookies please. If you don't know of which MILF I'm talking about read my posts.[/QUOTE]You must be getting slammed with request for the redhead MILF's info.
It's happened to me twice now in one week. I'm with "L" now virtually every day. And I'm planning to help her open her own (strictly legit) spa or other business like a tea house. For the life of me I don't know why everybody wants to open their own shop.
So, there's a legit shop in BG where I know the owner pretty well. I've been a customer for about three years. The owner wants to sell, so I paid him a visit with "L". He has two MTs working, (I've had a massage with one). The MT sees "L" and starts talking to her, and the two MT's and "L" go off to the side where they all start talking rapidly.
The (Chinese) owner looks at me and laughs. Tells me, they are all from the same hometown (Guandong, Hunan). He says "They are speaking their own language, even I can't understand them. " Now my mind is racing. For a year, at this SPA I was seeing "Ya" weekly. Taught "Ya" to drive also. Turns out they are also friends with "Ya" who was also from the same hometown.
So later I told "L" about "Ya", since no doubt the girls already told "L" about my prior relationship with "Ya". Yes they were talking about me.
Earlier this week, I was in "L"'s hotel / hostel in Chinatown and a woman at the table says she knows me. And also this week "L" tells me there's a woman she knew in China that is now staying at "L"'s hotel. I have two other friends living in Chinatown, so I try to keep track of their personal schedules to avoid running into the wrong people at the wrong time. Plus all the people in the various hostels have seen me with my friends.
Monday, I was driving with "L" and drove past the daughter of my friend "J". I'm mumbling "Oh Fuck! But I don't think she noticed me. It's just a matter of time before I am caught.
What's the message to the forum? You might as well assume you are better known than you think. It seems to me a tight-knit community and I know for sure, they all talk and gossip. Bear that in mind during your interactions. A good reputation will probably help you. (And vice versa.) Bob.
[QUOTE=Bob521;2866999]It's happened to me twice now in one week. I'm with "L" now virtually every day. And I'm planning to help her open her own (strictly legit) spa or other business like a tea house. For the life of me I don't know why everybody wants to open their own shop.
So, there's a legit shop in BG where I know the owner pretty well. I've been a customer for about three years. The owner wants to sell, so I paid him a visit with "L". He has two MTs working, (I've had a massage with one). The MT sees "L" and starts talking to her, and the two MT's and "L" go off to the side where they all start talking rapidly.
The (Chinese) owner looks at me and laughs. Tells me, they are all from the same hometown (Guandong, Hunan). He says "They are speaking their own language, even I can't understand them. " Now my mind is racing. For a year, at this SPA I was seeing "Ya" weekly. Taught "Ya" to drive also. Turns out they are also friends with "Ya" who was also from the same hometown.
So later I told "L" about "Ya", since no doubt the girls already told "L" about my prior relationship with "Ya". Yes they were talking about me.
Earlier this week, I was in "L"'s hotel / hostel in Chinatown and a woman at the table says she knows me. And also this week "L" tells me there's a woman she knew in China that is now staying at "L"'s hotel. I have two other friends living in Chinatown, so I try to keep track of their personal schedules to avoid running into the wrong people at the wrong time. Plus all the people in the various hostels have seen me with my friends.
Monday, I was driving with "L" and drove past the daughter of my friend "J". I'm mumbling "Oh Fuck! But I don't think she noticed me. It's just a matter of time before I am caught.
What's the message to the forum? You might as well assume you are better known than you think. It seems to me a tight-knit community and I know for sure, they all talk and gossip. Bear that in mind during your interactions. A good reputation will probably help you. (And vice versa.) Bob.[/QUOTE]Hey Bob, I love reading your posts. I think you secretively love the drama and always looking over your shoulder LOL. I look forward to reading many more of your escapades.
[QUOTE=Bob521;2866999]It's happened to me twice now in one week. I'm with "L" now virtually every day. And I'm planning to help her open her own (strictly legit) spa or other business like a tea house. For the life of me I don't know why everybody wants to open their own shop.
So, there's a legit shop in BG where I know the owner pretty well. I've been a customer for about three years. The owner wants to sell, so I paid him a visit with "L". He has two MTs working, (I've had a massage with one). The MT sees "L" and starts talking to her, and the two MT's and "L" go off to the side where they all start talking rapidly.
The (Chinese) owner looks at me and laughs. Tells me, they are all from the same hometown (Guandong, Hunan). He says "They are speaking their own language, even I can't understand them. " Now my mind is racing. For a year, at this SPA I was seeing "Ya" weekly. Taught "Ya" to drive also. Turns out they are also friends with "Ya" who was also from the same hometown.
So later I told "L" about "Ya", since no doubt the girls already told "L" about my prior relationship with "Ya". Yes they were talking about me.
Earlier this week, I was in "L"'s hotel / hostel in Chinatown and a woman at the table says she knows me. And also this week "L" tells me there's a woman she knew in China that is now staying at "L"'s hotel. I have two other friends living in Chinatown, so I try to keep track of their personal schedules to avoid running into the wrong people at the wrong time. Plus all the people in the various hostels have seen me with my friends.
Monday, I was driving with "L" and drove past the daughter of my friend "J". I'm mumbling "Oh Fuck! But I don't think she noticed me. It's just a matter of time before I am caught.
What's the message to the forum? You might as well assume you are better known than you think. It seems to me a tight-knit community and I know for sure, they all talk and gossip. Bear that in mind during your interactions. A good reputation will probably help you. (And vice versa.) Bob.[/QUOTE]You better believe they know each other, or know someone who knows someone who know someone else from S. China who knows me.
I know many many girls in the biz, most from S. China and if I go into a spa and see a "good friend", I can tell you the next time I go see another "friend" who speaks and lived in S. China, I will hear about the visit and why do I go to her when I should go the the one "friend"etc.
It's humorous, but aggravating if you try to make new "friends".
A lot more to it, but I'm sure you guys can figure it out.
Many hate each other, but they do tolerate and watch out for each other too. Hence they gossip like you wouldn't believe.
I'll leave it at that.
[QUOTE=Riina;2865621]Hi WR, just some more clarity about the Ukrainians and what you mentioned.
The only Ukrainian in the last year to work for 323 was Mila. She quit after a month and eventually went to work for the 872 agency. I miswrote here when I included Janet in my list of Ukrainians met. I meant to write Jazmine who quit after one day. I never met Janet but I believe she is Polish. That's what the handler told me. I never met Evelina but was told also by the handler she is Polish. To the best of my knowledge, the handler has never misinformed me about nationalities. Lexi, according to your past report, is aka Sabina, a Bulgarian girl. At least that's what she told me when I met her at 323 almost two years ago. I have no idea who Victoria is but did get the hint from the handler she is an aka.
You have to put Ukrainians in a special league of their own. They are super sensitive and only one of their own, like the 262 handler, can understand them. This whole thing is coming together because of the crisis in Ukraine (lots of visas now issued) and the fact the handler is herself Ukrainian. These girls would never work for a Polish handler. Polish hookers have a long history here in Chicago but Ukrainian sex workers are a new phenomenon.
One more thing. When I started using 262 almost two years ago, MoneyT posted a report about a Ukrainian hottie (melissa) that he had met. I didn't believe it but I'm a complete sucker for Ukrainians and I went to investigate. I called the handler and could tell by her accent that she was herself Ukrainian. So I booked with Melissa, still skeptical and was ready to walk out if the girl behind the door was not hundred percent off the boat from the motherland. To my huge surprise, she was the real deal. So I remember driving home from the session and being very excited about everything. Not just the girl, but the fact the handler was Ukrainian and I could see the whole future of this thing. So I started using 262 and seeing what this handler was about. In the beginning, I noticed Kristina was managing the Polish hags that had no value to the competing agencies. She was very committed working M-S for any girl that wanted to work. I was happily banging away at her hags and dragons knowing that this girl had talent and she would be the only one that could ever break into the young Ukrainian hotties arriving in town. So here I am almost two years later and my dreams of young Ukrainian hotties have come true.
Happy Hunting.
Riina.[/QUOTE]My apologies you are correct. I was only trying to inform that most of the 323 girls have moved to 262. I'm sorry for the misunderstanding.
The Rider.
Guys, they must have really opened up the visas this year because I've had multiple sightings of skinny Ukrainians at my local Starbucks and McDonalds. I'm convinced they subsist on coffee and ice cream. Easy to notice, they always wear sneakers with tight jeans that taper around their ankles. Main difference between them and American girls is probably about fifteen kilos. Nobody on the planet have more world admirers then Ukrainian girls. Inessa told me she had over two hundred Turks blocked on her VKontante profile. They are so pretty, I love them.
[QUOTE=Confucius;2867554]You better believe they know each other, or know someone who knows someone who know someone else from S. China who knows me.
I know many many girls in the biz, most from S. China and if I go into a spa and see a "good friend", I can tell you the next time I go see another "friend" who speaks and lived in S. China, I will hear about the visit and why do I go to her when I should go the the one "friend"etc.
It's humorous, but aggravating if you try to make new "friends".
A lot more to it, but I'm sure you guys can figure it out.
Many hate each other, but they do tolerate and watch out for each other too. Hence they gossip like you wouldn't believe.
I'll leave it at that.[/QUOTE]That's all Asian women. The Koreans all gossip like hell. All the MMSs and ladies know each other.
That was ridiculous.
[QUOTE=AssPro;2870355]This guy has posted this crap in damn near every city on this site. Dude, no one wants to join Monger Guide. And by the way, I reported you to A2. I'm sure you will be banned soon.[/QUOTE]
Ok guys so my dear redhead is in need again. For You Guys That Like To Bargain This Might Be The Time For it. She really in need abd she might go for the right price. Please be appropriate to her. She's Going Through Some Hard times. She's a very sweet woman. Only SENIORS, NO REGULARS, sorry but I'm trying to keep her safe. I'm always up for trades. If you contact me for her number, please don't just sit on the number. You got to actually contact her and visit her.
[QUOTE=ElGoloso;2871115]Ok guys so my dear redhead is in need again. For You Guys That Like To Bargain This Might Be The Time For it. She really in need abd she might go for the right price. Please be appropriate to her. She's Going Through Some Hard times. She's a very sweet woman. Only SENIORS, NO REGULARS, sorry but I'm trying to keep her safe. I'm always up for trades. If you contact me for her number, please don't just sit on the number. You got to actually contact her and visit her.[/QUOTE]PM me if you don't mind! Thanks.
Two seemingly well run agencies have suddenly disappeared. Exclusvie escort companions (872 agency) and viptryst. They both seem to be well run and based in Downtown Chicago. Are they being busted by LE or something involving another agency? Something fishy is going on.
Took a peek this weekend at the stereo. Wow! This place has changed from Polish based to Ukrainian. Two beautiful glamour girls walked in with the high heels and tight dresses showing every curve. Absolutely amazing! I can tell from their look that they were Ukrainian beauties. But what really makes it 100% without asking was when I caught them smiling in the light. Both had the most hideous teeth I can recall. They may have dentistry in Ukraine but nobody can afford anything more than an extraction. It wasn't just them, the other girls in the club too. I'm convinced their water source is a lake in Chernobyl.
Let's hope out favorite handler stays ambitious and reels in these cuties so we can lick up those dark crooked choppers.
Keep it sleazy.
Riina.
[QUOTE=ElGoloso;2871115]Ok guys so my dear redhead is in need again. For You Guys That Like To Bargain This Might Be The Time For it. She really in need abd she might go for the right price. Please be appropriate to her. She's Going Through Some Hard times. She's a very sweet woman. Only SENIORS, NO REGULARS, sorry but I'm trying to keep her safe. I'm always up for trades. If you contact me for her number, please don't just sit on the number. You got to actually contact her and visit her.[/QUOTE]Please make some space in your in box.
Met with my MILF squirter friend. She had 14 orgasms (I counted). I am lucky to get two from a woman. Has anyone else dealt with this situation? Never met anyone like her. Thanks Rocket Dork.
[QUOTE=RocketDork;2872698]Met with my MILF squirter friend. She had 14 orgasms (I counted). I am lucky to get two from a woman. Has anyone else dealt with this situation? Never met anyone like her. Thanks Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]As a matter of fact: YES! 18 was the high number on the tot board last time I was with this particular girl. It's insane! There seems to be no end to it and I eventually have to tap out.
Enjoy it, friend! It's something to behold.
BB.