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[QUOTE=Glockman;1126081]Well one time I was in the Tutweiler Mississippi public library checking out the price of hog bellies when this Chick who was a cross between Jennifer Lopez and Jullia Roberts came up to me and said,"I just love guys with little dicks and I bet you have got one." Well, you know the rest. :D[/QUOTE]I was in Tutweiler, MS today (insert laugh here). I knew I should have renewed my library card.
[QUOTE=Glockman;1126399]Ok, Cumndumn, what provider did you talk to that ratted on me? LOL[/QUOTE]Glock it was the same Tutweiler Ms. Provider that you ran in to. There aint that many providers in Tutweiler. LOL.
Guys I know my post numbers are low and no one on here knows me. I also understand that posting about someone most of yall don't know makes me look strange. So take what I say and judge it for yourself.
A great little lady I know is heading into Memphis on Tuesday. She is based out of Dallas. I had freakin' wonderful time with her a few years ago. She is a "spinner" and just a very nice lady to even sit and talk too. Not trashy at all, very clean w / no extra bagge. I am not sure what all she is into or the codes to use. But here is a link to her web page.
[url]http://missmelissa.rare-playmate.com[/url]
Did anyone see the CNN special tonight on online prostitution? It comes on again tonight at 10:00. They talked a lot about backpage.
Read this article:
[url]http://www.commercialappeal.com/news/2011/jan/15/rights-group-targets-sex-ads/[/url]
Play safe.
wow, this is all we need as if memphis isn't bad enough. why don't these folks leave these girls the hell alone. most girls in memphis that are on backgage are over 18 and doing this on their own free ass will. why is it no one wants to talk about the violent crime that involves males and females that are ****. what about the **** males involved in street gangs. what about the high homicide that ranks memphis in the high numbers. i would like to see first 48 hours return to memphis to put the spotlight on memphis murder rate. i bet all of these murders don't get reported. maybe since the police director is retiring we might see the show return to memphis.
i watched that thing on cnn last night, too. **** was what it was all about. it made me sick to hear the decoy straight up telling those guys she was **** and for them to be ok with it. but back to what you are saying. has there been any instance besides the girl, whats was her name. protege. that we thought was ****, or knew for a fact was a sw or other provider who was ****? i mean not that i can recall, lately at least. and. are there any girls on bp or that are spoken about here that aren't doing this of there own free will? maybe they have a pimp that is forcing them to do this? of all the women i have seen, i don't get the impression that they are doing anything they do for any other reason than because they want to. and enjoy it. and want to make some extra cash to take care of kids, maybe feed a habit, perhaps, i'm just speculating there. those aren't any situations i discuss with anybody i've met.
[quote=cat daddy #2;1127789]wow, this is all we need as if memphis isn't bad enough. why don't these folks leave these girls the hell alone. most girls in memphis that are on backgage are over 18 and doing this on their own free ass will. why is it no one wants to talk about the violent crime that involves males and females that are ****. what about the **** males involved in street gangs. what about the high homicide that ranks memphis in the high numbers. i would like to see first 48 hours return to memphis to put the spotlight on memphis murder rate. i bet all of these murders don't get reported. maybe since the police director is retiring we might see the show return to memphis.[/quote]
[quote=cat daddy #2;1127789]wow, this is all we need as if memphis isn't bad enough. why don't these folks leave these girls the hell alone. most girls in memphis that are on backgage are over 18 and doing this on their own free ass will. why is it no one wants to talk about the violent crime that involves males and females that are ****. what about the **** males involved in street gangs. what about the high homicide that ranks memphis in the high numbers. i would like to see first 48 hours return to memphis to put the spotlight on memphis murder rate. i bet all of these murders don't get reported. maybe since the police director is retiring we might see the show return to memphis.[/quote]you're exactly correct. and its gotten to the point that i am very hesitant to play around.
LOL! Anyone changes thier major from "culinary arts" to "international studies" is mixed up and has no idea what they want to do with their life in the first place. I think from looking at their pictures there is clear suspicion that those 2 young men have possibly had some fun together. LOL!
[QUOTE=Franklyn80; 1127572]Read this article:
[url]http://www.commercialappeal.com/news/2011/jan/15/rights-group-targets-sex-ads/[/url]
Play safe. [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Bulletman555;1128027]LOL! Anyone changes thier major from "culinary arts" to "international studies" is mixed up and has no idea what they want to do with their life in the first place. I think from looking at their pictures there is clear suspicion that those 2 young men have possibly had some fun together. LOL![/QUOTE]The key is "Tax Exempt Status" organization.
Has anyone noticed that many of the locations for ad photos seem to be, well, just messy? I am a newcomer to this board and a relative newbie to the hobby; but to me, no matter how attractive the lady or how stellar the reviews, a photo showing piled-up boxes or heaps of clothes in the corner makes me leery of the whole cleanliness aspect, especially for an incall situation. Ladies, remember that you only get one chance at a first impression.
Not a huge deal; just sayin'.
Too bad this one got busted before I even knew about it.
[url]http://www.wmctv.com/Global/story.asp?S=13900502[/url]
Thought this was about sharing stories, not rip your buddy day. I don't care if you believe me or not, girls / women hit on me all the time. It's the wedding ring, they see it and know there is no attachment. I could share about a 50more stories if I wanted to but I am not. The best hook up story I have is with this dancer from Platnum. It was about 10 years ago and her stage name was Madison, her real name was Michelle. She earned about 3k a week and had 2 sets of men she dated, boy toys and sugar daddies. I was a boy toy and had sex weekly for 2 years until she married her sugar daddy and moved to California.
I don't make this shit up.
[QUOTE=Nucks; 1126085]Damn Glock, you read my mind. I was wondering if Straightup and JohnUT were writing stories for Forum. But I like people with great imaginations. BTW, were hog bellies in the buy zone?
Nucks[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=HappynMemphis; 1128968]Has anyone noticed that many of the locations for ad photos seem to be, well, just messy? I am a newcomer to this board and a relative newbie to the hobby; but to me, no matter how attractive the lady or how stellar the reviews, a photo showing piled-up boxes or heaps of clothes in the corner makes me leery of the whole cleanliness aspect, especially for an incall situation. Ladies, remember that you only get one chance at a first impression.
Not a huge deal; just sayin'. [/QUOTE]I agree with you totally.
[QUOTE=HappynMemphis; 1128968]Has anyone noticed that many of the locations for ad photos seem to be, well, just messy? I am a newcomer to this board and a relative newbie to the hobby; but to me, no matter how attractive the lady or how stellar the reviews, a photo showing piled-up boxes or heaps of clothes in the corner makes me leery of the whole cleanliness aspect, especially for an incall situation. Ladies, remember that you only get one chance at a first impression.
Not a huge deal; just sayin'.[/QUOTE]I, too, agree with you about the general dirty appearance of many ad photographs and we have certainly read about dirty incalls in reviews. Of course, many men would say they aren't interested in the room so much as the half naked chick and what she is offering to do to him. However, I was wondering about this. Doesn't maid service come included with these motel rooms that most of these women inhabit? How hard is it to clean off the bathroom counter before you take a picture of yourself in the mirror? No one really wants to know what type of tampons you use or see all the dirty towels / washcloths left from the guy who came first. (pun totally intended) [url]Ewww.[/url] Just me adding my 2 cents to the pot.
Kisses,
SM
[QUOTE=StraightUp; 1129191]Thought this was about sharing stories, not rip your buddy day. I don't care if you believe me or not, girls / women hit on me all the time. It's the wedding ring, they see it and know there is no attachment. I could share about a 50more stories if I wanted to but I am not. The best hook up story I have is with this dancer from Platnum. It was about 10 years ago and her stage name was Madison, her real name was Michelle. She earned about 3k a week and had 2 sets of men she dated, boy toys and sugar daddies. I was a boy toy and had sex weekly for 2 years until she married her sugar daddy and moved to California.
I don't make this shit up. [/QUOTE]Hey, lighten up a little. Some of us, either rightly or wrongly, attempt to occasionally inject a little humor into what are serious discussions. No harm is meant. To see what I mean, just look at the exchanges between Bootycall and me. Neither of us take offense to anything that we say about each other. If you can stand the humor, join the club.
Well since your new and have no bad hobby habits you really need to move up to a higher level of ladies. Easily done if you can do a little research. Might cost a few bucks to get there, but you want have to kick boxes and crap out the way to get to the bed.
[QUOTE=HappynMemphis; 1128968]Has anyone noticed that many of the locations for ad photos seem to be, well, just messy? I am a newcomer to this board and a relative newbie to the hobby; but to me, no matter how attractive the lady or how stellar the reviews, a photo showing piled-up boxes or heaps of clothes in the corner makes me leery of the whole cleanliness aspect, especially for an incall situation. Ladies, remember that you only get one chance at a first impression.
Not a huge deal; just sayin'. [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=HappynMemphis; 1128968]Has anyone noticed that many of the locations for ad photos seem to be, well, just messy? I am a newcomer to this board and a relative newbie to the hobby; but to me, no matter how attractive the lady or how stellar the reviews, a photo showing piled-up boxes or heaps of clothes in the corner makes me leery of the whole cleanliness aspect, especially for an incall situation. Ladies, remember that you only get one chance at a first impression.
Not a huge deal; just sayin'. [/QUOTE]Happy, most of the girls in the ads that have all the crap piled up behind them are usually SW's trying to turn escort and their pimp is taking pics to post to get some business. If you can put up with the stuff and kick it out of the way you know up front their is alot of room for negotiation. Also keep in mind that if there that clueless to post a pic with all the trash, you can almost bet that you want to be on your guard if doing an incall at their place for numerous reasons. Let your big head do you thinking and stay safe.
It's hard to tell who joking or serious these days, I'm cool, It's good.
[QUOTE=Glockman;1129300]Hey, lighten up a little. Some of us, either rightly or wrongly, attempt to occasionally inject a little humor into what are serious discussions. No harm is meant. To see what I mean, just look at the exchanges between Bootycall and me. Neither of us take offense to anything that we say about each other. If you can stand the humor, join the club.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=HappynMemphis; 1128968]Has anyone noticed that many of the locations for ad photos seem to be, well, just messy? I am a newcomer to this board and a relative newbie to the hobby; but to me, no matter how attractive the lady or how stellar the reviews, a photo showing piled-up boxes or heaps of clothes in the corner makes me leery of the whole cleanliness aspect, especially for an incall situation. Ladies, remember that you only get one chance at a first impression.
Not a huge deal; just sayin'.[/QUOTE]Oh. There's other stuff in those girl's pics? I'll have to go back through them again and see if I notice. Probably won't notice then either though. Just saying, LOL
[QUOTE=Sweet Melissa; 1129280]I, too, agree with you about the general dirty appearance of many ad photographs and we have certainly read about dirty incalls in reviews. Of course, many men would say they aren't interested in the room so much as the half naked chick and what she is offering to do to him. However, I was wondering about this. Doesn't maid service come included with these motel rooms that most of these women inhabit? How hard is it to clean off the bathroom counter before you take a picture of yourself in the mirror? No one really wants to know what type of tampons you use or see all the dirty towels / washcloths left from the guy who came first. (pun totally intended)
[url]Ewww.[/url]
Just me adding my 2 cents to the pot.
Kisses,
SM[/QUOTE]SM,
You just keep yourself and surroundings in good shape.
Many of these girls move around so much and, due to their "other" habits, make it difficult to keep the room up. Some share rooms with several others. In days past, I visited rooms that smelled like crack. I even remember one that kept a dog in the room. Guess what that smelled like?
With drug paraphenalia laying around, I think they don't let the maids in, but just get towels. They stay a week and then are off to the next hotel.
[QUOTE=Clubking01; 1129721]SM,
You just keep yourself and surroundings in good shape.
Many of these girls move around so much and, due to their "other" habits, make it difficult to keep the room up. Some share rooms with several others. In days past, I visited rooms that smelled like crack. I even remember one that kept a dog in the room. Guess what that smelled like?
With drug paraphenalia laying around, I think they don't let the maids in, but just get towels. They stay a week and then are off to the next hotel.[/QUOTE]I do like to keep a neat and tidy home. I've been known to turn down visits if I thought my place was messy because I don't like people to see it that way. Doesn't happen often. LOL. Anyone who really knows me knows that my biggest downfall is dishes. I hate doing them. Living alone means I don't dirty too many of them but I still procrastinate having to hand wash them. Most of my friends don't care about a few dishes. It's not like a huge pile that is festering and starting to grow. LOL. As far as rooms smelling like crack, well, I have no idea what crack smells like but I do know what a place with animals is like. YUCK! I understand that most of these girls do move around alot and do drugs and such. It's sad. I guess I am very blessed to have a home and a real job as well as my little side "business". I can't say hobby anymore since so many of you just insisted I say it was a profession. However, I must not be professional enough because that other Melissa that came through from Dallas talked to me on the phone but wouldn't accept my recommendation for a guy I knew who wanted to visit her. LOL. The professional escorts don't think I am a professional escort. So funny. All the talk about icky incalls made me run to my room and take a quick pic. Here is what my playground looks like right this minute. Come play!
Kisses,
Sweet Melissa
Is this really an issue? So what the if the room is dirty it comes with the territory in this hobby. Some girls are cleaner than others and some girls and guys don't wash their asses. I'm so tuned out I don't pay attention anymore but I'm definitely over skank hoes.
[QUOTE=StraightUp;1129569]It's hard to tell who joking or serious these days, I'm cool, It's good.[/QUOTE]Hey StraihtUp, I surely did not mean to offend. Usually when someone is pulling my leg, it hurts. When I read your story, I felt a little twinge. True or not, keep those stories coming. On this board, we only pick at our friends.
Take Care,
Nucks
[QUOTE=Secretshoppa;1129803]Is this really an issue? So what the if the room is dirty it comes with the territory in this hobby. Some girls are cleaner than others and some girls and guys don't wash their asses. I'm so tuned out I don't pay attention anymore but I'm definitely over skank hoes.[/QUOTE]I don't care is they're a little messy as long as they don't stink and I'm not stepping in something nasty like dog piss or worse, after I take my shoes off.
Ret
That room and bed looks like paradise to me! Looks very clean and comfortable. Add some music and Sweet Melissa and let the good times roll! Love to make that bed WALK!
[QUOTE=Sweet Melissa; 1129774]I do like to keep a neat and tidy home. I've been known to turn down visits if I thought my place was messy because I don't like people to see it that way. Doesn't happen often. LOL. Anyone who really knows me knows that my biggest downfall is dishes. I hate doing them. Living alone means I don't dirty too many of them but I still procrastinate having to hand wash them. Most of my friends don't care about a few dishes. It's not like a huge pile that is festering and starting to grow. LOL. As far as rooms smelling like crack, well, I have no idea what crack smells like but I do know what a place with animals is like. YUCK! I understand that most of these girls do move around alot and do drugs and such. It's sad. I guess I am very blessed to have a home and a real job as well as my little side "business". I can't say hobby anymore since so many of you just insisted I say it was a profession. However, I must not be professional enough because that other Melissa that came through from Dallas talked to me on the phone but wouldn't accept my recommendation for a guy I knew who wanted to visit her. LOL. The professional escorts don't think I am a professional escort. So funny. All the talk about icky incalls made me run to my room and take a quick pic. Here is what my playground looks like right this minute. Come play!
Kisses,
Sweet Melissa[/QUOTE]
F.
[QUOTE=Retskir; 1130318]I don't care is they're a little messy as long as they don't stink and I'm not stepping in something nasty like dog piss or worse, after I take my shoes off.
Ret[/QUOTE]Amen to that brother. That's the worse feeling in the world to be paying a beautiful woman who smells like hot pickled ass. Total mood killer.
well first it was craigslist. now the morality police are going after backpage. it's only a matter of time. i saw this piece [url]http://ac360.blogs.cnn.com/2011/01/21/****-sex-trade-still-flourishing-online-2[/url]
anywho $100 (or a quick bj) says that by the end of the summer. backpage. com ads will go the way of craigslist.
in the good old american way i hope someone out there finds a need and 'fills it' (no pun intended ).
[quote=dkuym; 1130588]well first it was craigslist. now the morality police are going after backpage. it's only a matter of time. i saw this piece.
[url]http://ac360.blogs.cnn.com/2011/01/21/****-sex-trade-still-flourishing-online-2[/url]
anywho $100 (or a quick bj) says that by the end of the summer. backpage. com ads will go the way of craigslist.
in the good old american way i hope someone out there finds a need and 'fills it' (no pun intended ). [/quote]i hate to admit that you are probably correct. i imagine some will jump to ecc or escorts, both of which in my opinion are more difficult to surf. that or they will just over run the personals section even more blatantly.
ret
[QUOTE=Retskir; 1130318]I don't care is they're a little messy as long as they don't stink and I'm not stepping in something nasty like dog piss or worse, after I take my shoes off.
Ret[/QUOTE]Do like I do. Don't take off the shoes. LOL< LOL< LOL LOL.
Uncle Booty
[QUOTE=Artistdm;1130351]That room and bed looks like paradise to me! Looks very clean and comfortable. Add some music and Sweet Melissa and let the good times roll! Love to make that bed WALK![/QUOTE]Been their, done that and it is paradise and more.
Oral
[QUOTE=Secretshoppa; 1130501]F.
Amen to that brother. That's the worse feeling in the world to be paying a beautiful woman who smells like hot pickled ass. Total mood killer. [/QUOTE]Or dead ass fish
[QUOTE=Cat Daddy #2;1131187]Or dead ass fish[/QUOTE]. Or even worse. Three day old dead ass fish
Has anyone seen or heard anything of Jordan in a while?
[QUOTE=Mr Grinch;1131304]Has anyone seen or heard anything of Jordan in a while?[/QUOTE]She was advertising on BP a couple of months back. I think she briefly also offered doubles with Shannon Shines.
I spoke with her a couple of weeks ago, she was in Mempho then. I am going to make a point to see her again soon. Last time I saw her she had reality turned into quite a beautiful young woman.
JM
Planning on a motorcycle trip this spring that will take me through New Albany towards Corinth where I'll pick up the Natchez Trace and head south to Tupe and beyond. Wondered if anything was up in those areas. New Albany, Corinth, Tishamingo. Would love to make the little trip a bit more exciting.
[QUOTE=Mr Grinch;1131304]Has anyone seen or heard anything of Jordan in a while?[/QUOTE]She doesn't advertise as much as she used to. However, its quite possible she's still in Memphis and just hasn't put an ad up. If you can't get ahold of her, you can probably call Jenny ("Pineapple" from these forums) and she can probably tell you where Jordan is and how to get in touch with her. They've been friends for a long time, so she should be able to point you in the right direction if Jordan doesn't answer at her usual contact number.
[QUOTE=Tumbling Dice8;1131539]She doesn't advertise as much as she used to. However, its quite possible she's still in Memphis and just hasn't put an ad up. If you can't get ahold of her, you can probably call Jenny ("Pineapple" from these forums) and she can probably tell you where Jordan is and how to get in touch with her. They've been friends for a long time, so she should be able to point you in the right direction if Jordan doesn't answer at her usual contact number.[/QUOTE]I believe the Jordan I know is pregnant and will give birth in a few days. Could not be the same one. Just my. 02.
BC
[QUOTE=BootyCall; 1131556]I believe the Jordan I know is pregnant and will give birth in a few days. Could not be the same one. Just my. 02.
BC[/QUOTE]The Jordan I asked about is a tiny blonde spinner, used to walk on Lamar before the Blue Crush.