Boldly going where SubCmdr didn't go
SubCmdr reported on his visit to Kellie-Sue earlier this week, when his emergency was abated in a session that never made it past BBBJ. I took the complete voyage last night.
After a few nights of many, many unanswered calls, was about to give up and go home when I tried her, and she answered. I'm not as picky at 2:00 am as I am at 9:00 pm. Drove down to Springfield, and when I got there, the previous guy was in the shower. Ten minutes later, she apologized that he was still in there, using all of her bath products. He finally left, and it was my turn at the plate.
Nice person, at least 10 years older than advertised, and has an old-school triangular Bush, a rare throwback. Started off with nice BBBJ that got toothier and rougher as it went, approaching Lisa territory. On with the hat, and of course she can't do ACG because of an injury, so I opted for K9.
I plunged in, and began the old in-out in-out, and that was when the von of merzky soomka wafted upwards and into my morder. O my brothers, I suffered the tortures of the damned. There was your faithful narrator, with watery glazzies, afraid that he might snuff it. At that moment, my droogs, I could viddy the previous chelloveck in my gulliver, scrubby-wubby-wubbing away, desperate to cheest his grazhny yarbles of the von.
I leaned forward to create a seal between my stomach and her back, to block the smell, but the thought of it was inescapable. Flipped her over into mish, and made a concerted effort to drive towards the conclusion. A few minutes later, there I was lathering away in the hot water, over and over and over, just like the last guy.
The upside: Nice person, not bad to look at, acceptable skills and service, and a great bargain at 50.
The downside: There were atoms of fish / cheese / latex smell stuck in my nose, or the idea was stuck in my head. I kept getting flashback whiffs hours later, and compulsively rubbed Mr Johnson and the garden patch then sniffed my fingers, trying to find where the odor was coming from. I think it was all in my mind; the memory of smell is one of the most powerful parts of our brains.
Men of a certain age will understand my experience, but if your cultural / artistic awareness doesn't go back beyond Eminem, Google 'Nadsat. '
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757-282-9363.
Reply to Sir AMP Alot re / lactating providers
[QUOTE=Sir AMP Alot; 1378550]So perhaps someone on here can point me in the right direction. I've been looking for awhile on BP for either lactating women or pregnant. I know, really odd and weird but hey it's my thing. Anyone ever hear of ones in the NVA area? They use to get posted on BP but the idiots prevented that type of wording unable to be written from escorts.
BTW- I've been flying back and forth to Colombia South America. For those of you that love latinas. WOW. I fly about $500 round trip and stay in a nice hotel for about $70 per night and the women are everywhere that you don't even have to pay for. Gringo's are like an exotic item. Plenty of P4P all legalized brothels and at the strip clubs and of course street walkers. But honestly, you can go to the nice upscale mall and find a girl willing for free without any challenge.[/QUOTE]I haven't verified it, but this one claims "The Best B2B Bodyrub EVER Truly Intoxicating Lactating Latina!" and "Mutual touch B2B bodyrubs / Massage / fetish bodyrub / lactation session lots of milky flow" in her add on one of the other add sites. The following is from BP under Body Rubs:
Shayla 239-285-2406 (note that there's a "Selena" with this number also)
Location: Northern Virginia, Fairfax, Merrifield, Gallows Road.
She doesn't make the claim on BP, but you might try to Google "Shayla 239-285-2406 milky".
Again, I can't speak to the claim or the quality of service, but she does have a couple of OK reviews. And if you do TOFTT, I'd be interested in what you find with this lady.
Good luck, stay safe.
That place scared me for a long time
[QUOTE=Living Abroad;1380210]I was passing through FC and called up one of my regular providers for a quick stop (I've always had a thing for beautiful latinas) and found out that there has been some LE activity on my favorite broad street haunt. (Most of you will know which sleezebag hotel I'm refering to). Granted, the Latinas were not exactly 5 star, but they were a nice backup. I don't know if it is true or not, but was told they had all moved up the road and that the place wasn't safe right now. I haven't verified it with any other girls, but a few of them have moved on, and their BP ads have shifted locations. So, for what it is worth, I thought I'd pass it on. Stay safe out there.[/QUOTE]I was last there for service about 8 months ago, then started noticing a few outfits just camped there every day, never changing locations. Some of their ads even listed the full address. Tsk. No regard for discretion.
If I happened to be passing through the neighborhood, I'd scout the location to see if it was being watched. I couldn't tell either way, but they had more time to hide than I had to look for them. Decided it was best not to go at all.
