Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Selforen11;7490101]Saw her on 12/30. She said she may be back in March, but probably not until June / July. She could have half-assed, mailed-in the visit knowing she wouldn't be back for 3-5 months, but that's not her style. She sat me down in the chair in the room and gave me one of the most amazing 20 min BJ's I've ever had (+ ball licking, TUMA, Russian), then shower, then back to the room for more BJ and CFS. It gets expensive when she is in town. I can't wait for her to come back. I can't even guess how many times I've seen her over the past 3+ years. I thinks it's been maybe 8-9 different locations over that span.[/QUOTE]SS, 819, Tokyo, Kedzie, PD, BP, GB and Star Hot.

8 places. I salute you, sir.

[QUOTE=FingerTight;7489982]What made you decide she is getting too risky for your health? She was already doing this before she met you. I'm not trolling but just curious of your thoughts.[/QUOTE]On average she takes 3 loads a day or 15 loads a week inside her from literally thousands of dudes at this point so my health concern would be sticking raw dick over and over like I have for at least 30'times now inside her when her cum tank is full. I've dodged a ton of bullets over my 35 years of doing this but I'm personally retiring from raw in the V moving forward just too risky for an old dude.

Also her V is starting to feel a little worn out in my opinion but don't get me wrong I'll see her again just covered in the V for me.

I have been reading the reviews of sxl. I want to try the place out myself sometime in the near future. What are the $$?

[QUOTE=Akuma187;7490211]I was wondering where the main go to place is for a good rimming and CIM. I'm seeing a lot of SXL and maybe the AAMP but it's been a long time and I know things may have changed a bit. Any help is appreciated and I'm glad that things are still going strong in Chicago while I know ICE have been running rampant in some places. Be Safe.[/QUOTE]That the feds wouldn't invade certain businesses we participate in though they have been more going to bigger lots like flea markets, big box stores, et al. Particular latino areas that immigrants may be known to congregate. Our activities seem more like the blue light specials and uncle tom's boys and girls and less federal. Imo.

Oh I didn't know Nuru was available. It's been I while since I had nuru. Nuru plus a brand new table shower is must try. I'll try to make it this week. Hopefully someone reports back soon.

[QUOTE=MushroomGod;7490065]Got a heads up that Purple Rainbow Spa finally opened today. Soft open today and grand opening tomorrow. Been waiting forever since it was mentioned like 9 months ago. Love me a real authentic nuru. Can't go today as I have a Bears watch party, so posting here to see if someone can go and report back. I was sent a Pic of the girl that's there and she's cute so I'm curious what her service is like. Was told it's a double door system in the front, with free street parking. They also have 2 dedicated parking spots in the back.

They're on Google so no need to dm me for location specifics.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MushroomGod;7490065]Got a heads up that Purple Rainbow Spa finally opened today. Soft open today and grand opening tomorrow. Been waiting forever since it was mentioned like 9 months ago. Love me a real authentic nuru. Can't go today as I have a Bears watch party, so posting here to see if someone can go and report back. I was sent a Pic of the girl that's there and she's cute so I'm curious what her service is like. Was told it's a double door system in the front, with free street parking. They also have 2 dedicated parking spots in the back..[/QUOTE]FYI this place is literally next door to a busy cop bar restaurant and across from the thrift store and coffee shop that call the Alderwomens office and police on Lucky Spa almost daily. I always thought Asians were smart but I'm starting to second guess and hey let's open a spa by the same owners who had their windows and doors busted off the hinges 250 feet away. Can't make this shit up how god damn stupid these house and AMP owners run their businesses. I give this place 45 days max. The law office next to the place is the cousin of the Alderwomen for the district LOL.

I had an excellent experience at 50-50 Spa and would definitely return. The space is clean, calm, and very relaxing, which sets the tone right away. Cici is highly skilled at what she does. Her back and body massage was thorough and well balanced firm where it needed to be. She clearly understands muscle tension and took her time working through tight areas, leaving me feeling loose and relaxed. Once I got on my back she started a very attentive, skilled hand job / P massage session that had a slow, teasing buildup and a strong, satisfying finish. She knew exactly how to keep things going and didn't rush a moment of it. I'm pretty sure I'll be back before too long highly recommended if you're looking for a high-quality massage and an outstanding release.

[QUOTE=OrangeLine1;7488457]As of 1/2/26 she is still here in Chicago and is going back to China in about a week for 2 months.

[/QUOTE]Hey guys, I screwed up. I swear to God when I saw her last month she said she was going back to China for the holidays. But I must have misheard her. I saw her last night and mentioned I wanted to see her before she went to China for vacation. She told me she was never going there for the holidays, and instead went to Wisconsin Dells. She also mentioned a lot of guys have been asking her when she's going back to China. So sorry, guys, that's on me. My bad.

As for her leaving in a week for 2 months, she never mentioned anything about that. Not saying its not true, just that she never mentioned it when we were talking about going to China.

[QUOTE=ChicagoSlave;7490978]Hey guys, I screwed up. I swear to God when I saw her last month she said she was going back to China for the holidays. But I must have misheard her. I saw her last night and mentioned I wanted to see her before she went to China for vacation. She told me she was never going there for the holidays, and instead went to Wisconsin Dells. She also mentioned a lot of guys have been asking her when she's going back to China. So sorry, guys, that's on me. My bad.

As for her leaving in a week for 2 months, she never mentioned anything about that. Not saying its not true, just that she never mentioned it when we were talking about going to China.[/QUOTE]Why you have to comment on what I posted and not post on your own bad info?

I called on NYE and requested Kelly. I get there and Kelly's busy. I'm thinking, of course she is. Unfamiliar petite girl took me in a room and tells me her name is Jenny, and its her second day working there. Said she came over from Happy Feet or something, and has been in Chicago 7 years. I'm not familiar with her. She asks me if it's my first time, I tell her no, but I've only ever been with Emily.

She's average looking, maybe 20's or young 30's. Basically a twig body with decent, larger b, or smaller c cups. She was wearing a long black sleeve top tucked into a black leather skirt, with black leggings. Kinda an odd look IMO for her body type.

She proceeds to give a lack luster massage face down and on the flip, directly asks me if I want oil as she's pointing to my half hard cock. I said sure, thinking this is all she's offering. I didn't explore any other options.

I give myself better handys. At least I got to feel her around under her skirt all the while.

Wouldn't repeat.

For the love of all things Asian massage parlors, would someone please put me on to a big natural titty therapist I can rely on?

[QUOTE=Nowhere500;7475244]I've sessioned with Eva at Broadway. I think you can request her.[/QUOTE]What does she charge for Russian?

[QUOTE=Fit312;7461720]Five days a week. If you like petite girls, 26 year old Vi at Move Spa is smaller that Emily, but does everything covered with no kissing. Nice body and personality. Takes a pounding no problem and I can easily pick her up and bounce her on my dick.[/QUOTE]Does she have big boobs?

Was looking for a great deep tissue massage with possible L1 or more finish. I had some good girls at princess Thai but that spot closed down. Any other great massage girls out there? Having a hard time finding especially in the city.

[QUOTE=Boston2060;7491303]Was looking for a great deep tissue massage with possible L1 or more finish. I had some good girls at princess Thai but that spot closed down. Any other great massage girls out there? Having a hard time finding especially in the city.[/QUOTE]Chicago on Massage gave me a great deep tissue. I was literally in pain that night because of how deep it was but it was an hour of heaven while there.

[QUOTE=NewCleve;7491490]Chicago on Massage gave me a great deep tissue. I was literally in pain that night because of how deep it was but it was an hour of heaven while there.[/QUOTE]Please fix the typo thanks.

I know there's Thai apartments out there but does any body now any place?

Well. That's too bad. You should have just asked her to blow you or fuck. That place does everything. Sorry you didn't get kelly. I still think she's fantastic and my favorite in the city for BBFS cip BBBJ, everything but anal.

[QUOTE=JohnBoyJohnny;7491118]I called on NYE and requested Kelly. I get there and Kelly's busy. I'm thinking, of course she is. Unfamiliar petite girl took me in a room and tells me her name is Jenny, and its her second day working there. Said she came over from Happy Feet or something, and has been in Chicago 7 years. I'm not familiar with her. She asks me if it's my first time, I tell her no, but I've only ever been with Emily.

She's average looking, maybe 20's or young 30's. Basically a twig body with decent, larger b, or smaller c cups. She was wearing a long black sleeve top tucked into a black leather skirt, with black leggings. Kinda an odd look IMO for her body type.

She proceeds to give a lack luster massage face down and on the flip, directly asks me if I want oil as she's pointing to my half hard cock. I said sure, thinking this is all she's offering. I didn't explore any other options.

I give myself better handys. At least I got to feel her around under her skirt all the while.

Wouldn't repeat.

For the love of all things Asian massage parlors, would someone please put me on to a big natural titty therapist I can rely on?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Boston2060;7491303]Was looking for a great deep tissue massage with possible L1 or more finish. I had some good girls at princess Thai but that spot closed down. Any other great massage girls out there? Having a hard time finding especially in the city.[/QUOTE]I feel like if you're looking for a true deep tissue massage you can't also have a happy ending. You're looking for the best of both worlds. Haven't been in a while and I should revisit but if Tina is still at H Wellness on Milwaukee that's about as close as I've had. She gives a great massage so good I tell her no oil. L1 finish only at this place. Nice two door entry so you aren't standing on the street waiting for them to answer.

Had an itch needing scratching and decided to revisit Rose on archer despite my lackluster experiences there because sometimes I hit a home run. Walked up to the abandoned looking storefront and another one of you was already waiting at the door. Hard pass for me at that point. Especially at that place because they take forever to answer the door.

Backup plan was Ashland perfect. I used to avoid this place because of volume. But I have to say I've had best quality / consistency there of talent for FS.

Greeted by a cutie probably in her late 20's early 30's. Petite. Had a nice rack. C cup hangers with cleavage showing from her white sort of sexy lab coat outfit. Kind of wide face but still very cute. Paid $50 to the house then handed her $200. Told her I want BBJ. She said ok because I'm a good tipper. Had a fun attitude. Told her I didn't want a massage for the half hour but she insisted saying something like let me show you my massage. Laid face down and she got naked and started teasing my butt and back with her boobs. Then wanted me to turn my face to the side and she rubbed her nips all over my face. Nipples like #2 erasers. Interesting but after a few minutes of that I was ready for the real deal.

BBJ a couple ways. Took it fairly deep for these AMP girls. Good technique. Tight kitty. Took her in multiple positions. She gets into it and can take a pounding. At one point I was pulling her at me in doggy with a fist full of her hair. She objected at first but I lightened up and she let me do it. She arched her back real good and the bootie looked cute. Took direction well and at the start did some bls without even being instructed. Pulled the rubber off at the end and nutted on her boobs. Oh, and she was doing some wild stuff like when I was on my back for BBJ she was on the table and lifted her leg up against the wall like some yoga ish. I don't even know what that was about. Then she pulled my leg up so she was grinding it on her P while she sucked. She's basically standing on the table this whole time and bending over to suck. Maybes she's training for Cirque de soleil.

Anyway really good attitude on this one. She said her name was Ella or Ellen or something like that. She aims to please.

Place is definitely legit, and definitely busy. Idk if it's because it's the only place or it's a Friday. Hr with Shophia, damn great massage probably the best I've had out of anyone in gb. 70 for hr 2 roses on the flip. I would guess C chest, great ass, mid 40's, and she could squat on it like a 20 year old.

[QUOTE=NewCleve;7491490]Chicago on Massage gave me a great deep tissue. I was literally in pain that night because of how deep it was but it was an hour of heaven while there.[/QUOTE]Did you get their name?

[QUOTE=JohnBoyJohnny;7492225]Did you get their name?[/QUOTE]Linda but she said she was leaving soon was the last therapist I saw there. I think all of their therapists give good massages.

[QUOTE=NewCleve;7492512]Linda but she said she was leaving soon was the last therapist I saw there. I think all of their therapists give good massages.[/QUOTE]What's the name of the shop? Your post says "Chicago on massage. " And did you get extras or not?

[QUOTE=AyoHell;7492557]What's the name of the shop? Your post says "Chicago on massage. " And did you get extras or not?[/QUOTE]Chicago Massage on Diversey, unmarked spot with FS.

Anyone know their menu and prices yet? I texted the booker but they just said "come in" after sending a single pic of the girl.

[QUOTE=NewCleve;7492583]Chicago Massage on Diversey, unmarked spot with FS.[/QUOTE]Checked this place out since its close to me and its fucking disgusting.

I know some of yall into the spinner type but this was just awful. She's probably barely 90 lbs, smokers breath, can't take much dick down, gets tired and tells you to get on top, idk Paid $200 for CFS and idk why. Maybe the massage is good but I would not repeat.

Hi guys,

I have a meeting downtown and checking if there is anything walking distance from where I will be. Massage with BBBJ is fine, don't necessary need full service. Bonus if they have a table shower.

Things are slim up here in Milwaukee. Thanks.

[QUOTE=FellowMonger;7492653]Checked this place out since its close to me and its fucking disgusting.

I know some of yall into the spinner type but this was just awful. She's probably barely 90 lbs, smokers breath, can't take much dick down, gets tired and tells you to get on top, idk Paid $200 for CFS and idk why. Maybe the massage is good but I would not repeat.[/QUOTE]I've definitely walked out before too based on provider, but when it's a hit, it's a hit.

[QUOTE=Croppyboy;7492683]Hi guys,

I have a meeting downtown and checking if there is anything walking distance from where I will be. Massage with BBBJ is fine, don't necessary need full service. Bonus if they have a table shower.

Things are slim up here in Milwaukee. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Can't guarantee BJ but sunny on Halsted should get you something. Try laying down 120 tip before she comes back in and see what happens. You could probably also walk to grand spa or west river spa or princess Thai all just a little bit farther. I don't think there's any in the loop proper except one or two you never hear about. And the famous SXL is south loop probably half hour walk for you.

[QUOTE=Croppyboy;7492683]Hi guys,

I have a meeting downtown and checking if there is anything walking distance from where I will be. Massage with BBBJ is fine, don't necessary need full service. Bonus if they have a table shower.

Things are slim up here in Milwaukee. Thanks.[/QUOTE]If you go a little further south to Clarke and Van Buren, you could see Angel. I have no idea what her rates are now. I saw her a few years ago for 100 if I remember correctly, no massage, qv. No BJ but I sucked her tits and CFS. Go to Rumbaps and look for Equipoise Body Works. There are two numbers. Text both at the same time and she will reply to one of them. Someone else who has seen hr recently can say more about rates.

[QUOTE=NewCleve;7492584]Anyone know their menu and prices yet? I texted the booker but they just said "come in" after sending a single pic of the girl.[/QUOTE]They don't know who you are. You could be law enforcement. Why would they text menu to you. This is a store front spa, not an apartment.

If you are not looking for L3, then you can just pay the house fee and negotiate with the girl on what you want. L3 starts at 160 (your basic hhr covered everything) and goes up to 300 which comes with kissing and nuru. Standard market rates like everywhere else.

[QUOTE=Croppyboy;7492683]Hi guys,

I have a meeting downtown and checking if there is anything walking distance from where I will be. Massage with BBBJ is fine, don't necessary need full service. Bonus if they have a table shower.

Things are slim up here in Milwaukee. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Walking? Is it because you don't want Uber transactions showing in your history? If so, just take the number 3 bus from Michigan and Randolph and ride about 15 minutes to Michigan and 14th and go to SXL.

Used to be a regular at clc Sarah was my WTF. Was wondering if anyone knew where she landed.

[QUOTE=NewCleve;7492703]I've definitely walked out before too based on provider, but when it's a hit, it's a hit.[/QUOTE]Yah I can't say my visit was much better. Definitely a churn and burn type of place. Maybe expectations were high, but meh on the service. I get more personality at a drive through.

Won't be returning either.

[QUOTE=Doc1991;7492187]Place is definitely legit, and definitely busy. Idk if it's because it's the only place or it's a Friday. Hr with Shophia, damn great massage probably the best I've had out of anyone in gb. 70 for hr 2 roses on the flip. I would guess C chest, great ass, mid 40's, and she could squat on it like a 20 year old.[/QUOTE]I'll second this about Sophia. There's another girl there named Judy that offers the same menu, but just has a far worse attitude.

[QUOTE=Doc1991;7492187]Place is definitely legit, and definitely busy. Idk if it's because it's the only place or it's a Friday. Hr with Shophia, damn great massage probably the best I've had out of anyone in gb. 70 for hr 2 roses on the flip. I would guess C chest, great ass, mid 40's, and she could squat on it like a 20 year old.[/QUOTE]If its the same Sophia that tried and failed in Mc'Henry then I would agree she's a good time. I have tried several times at Gohn and will not return. What's with a girl telling you she's "mensuration" and then showing you said menstruation? I don't know if its me, but I really don't need to see it to believe it. Walked out with the same load I entered with. Another time the girl was on something. Not sure what but she looked "gone". I suppose it's ironic the place is called Gohn. Very disappointed. I like to trade with willing ladies, not the ones that may be in some sort of servitude. I say legalize it, then all can be in a more protective state. Sorry to pontificate.

Stopped next door to orange. Its now called best spa. I pulled lancey. 5-1 about 100 lbs. Cute feather tat above pussy. About 24. Man made c-s average ass. Her picture on the website is pretty accurate. Great bbj skills. Sloppy and enthusiastic. I hit Miss cowgirl and blew in the bag. She a a good catch. They got a new table shower, Which was nice!

[QUOTE=OrangeLine1;7493778]This dude who promotes for Harmony Spa has been getting VIP service from some of the best know girls in the spas here $300 a pop then bolting on the bill.

If admins don't allow pic PM me I'll message you his pic and phone number so you can share with all the other spas.

Clowns like this need to be made famous so their games stop.[/QUOTE]What do you mean by promoting for Harmony spa?

[QUOTE=NewCleve;7494045]What do you mean by promoting for Harmony spa?[/QUOTE]If you google his number he sets his appointments with it leads back to Harmony Spa.

I gave him until 10 pm today to pay the girls he ripped off or I'm personally getting Harmony Shut down tomorrow some of the girls he ripped off are like family to me.

[QUOTE=OrangeLine1;7493778]This dude who promotes for Harmony Spa has been getting VIP service from some of the best know girls in the spas here $300 a pop then bolting on the bill.

If admins don't allow pic PM me I'll message you his pic and phone number so you can share with all the other spas.

Clowns like this need to be made famous so their games stop.[/QUOTE]Every single time I have done this I paid ahead of time. I mean, I don't generally make them ask, but it always seemed like if I tried to pay after they just wouldn't serve me. That's joker behavior. Like, GTFO with that.

WTF?