USA Adult Classified Advertiser: Reviews

[QUOTE=KMaltese;3758282]Just texted the number in LaceyFoxx's ad and got a reply back that I must have the wrong number. Verified the number in the ad and tried calling but it went to a full voice mail box. I was in town a little while back and tried texting and got the same exact response. I've double checked the number but I'm either doing something wrong or she doesn't want to see me.[/QUOTE]This does happen here and there. These women do other things. You could always try Eloquentevenings, they seem to be reliable. Thanks for the info too.

Sending photos to hookers, bad idea all the way around.

Golfguy.

[QUOTE=FortunateSon1;3758733]That isn't to say, that she wouldn't use that info to help set you up if she ever got caught. A simple, unsolicited text that she needed help and gets you to come see her, while they know who they're watching for and catch you during the act. Bottom line, it just isn't a good idea for many reasons. If we don't let this continue, she'll either change her requirements or get out of the hobby.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=GolfGuy;3759611]Sending photos to hookers, bad idea all the way around.

Golfguy.[/QUOTE]That you just lost me with facial recognition. Sorry Golfguy I can't let you off the hook on that one. LOL. HL29.

[B][red]Kentucky Cuties[/red][/B]

General area of Cincinnati: Upper Price Hill.

They advertise on USA ADULT CLASSIFIEDS.

(513) 578-1089.

[B] I made the appointment one day in advance, and these girls were more than prepared for me. They actually read quite a few of my previous reviews and did their best to alleviate my fears, to arouse my body, and to not do anything that might aggravate me. I suggest that you tell these ladies what you like, what you want, and what you don't want upfront. Your experience will be fuller and more satisfying, I am sure.[/B]

Set up was easy. A text and a PM to verify who I was. They checked me out and learned about me from my reviews.
They were ready and waiting for me at the appointed time. In fact, they did not schedule any appointment right after mine. I happened to extend mine into a two hour marathon (for this 70 year old, two hours is a marathon).
[b][red]Kentucky Cuties[/red][/b]
REFERENCES ARE NEEDED but screening is somewhat light.
Incall? A very modest basement with its own private entrance. Definitely safer than any notel.
Safety of incall and safeness of neighborhood. (These are definitely different.). The safety of the incall area seemed a little sketchy (and I was there daylight hours. I would love to hear other mongers report safeness of neighborhoods which they never seem to do) - Cars were parked super close to the front of the houses. It was cold outside. No one was hanging out. I fear that in 80 degree weather, there could have been many ne'er do wells hangin' out! My spidey-sense was definitely tingling. [B] I personally had no problems at all.[/B] Every single review on these ladies mentions no problems with the incall area. I guess I am just an overly-scared old man.

Did I "do it" on the top cover (the same place the last 4 guys came)? NO WAY!
[B]**** [u][i]AWARD FOR BEST PREPARED PROVIDER HERE GOES TO[/i][/u] [red]Kentucky Cuties[/red][/B]

They put a clean sheet on the bed in my presence! MY body never touched anyone's cum by my own!
There was no smoking smell anywhere.
They knew from my reviews that I like a prostate massage.

[B]
Attitude 10+
Skill: Blowjob 10
Prostate Massage (I am qualified to judge here) an actual 10[/B]

Performance: [B][red]Kentucky Cuties[/red][/B] actually put on a performance!
Comfortability level. These ladies would be great even for a 1st timer!
Chemistry: - It is hard for anyone to have chemistry with an old cur!
Fun quotient. In addition to all else, the over experience was exceptionally fun.
There are many intangibles: Today was a wonderful overall experience.

What's on the menu for everyone? We know it's always YMMV, but menu includes [B]BBBJ, DATY, MULTIPLE POPS, fetishes, lfk, dfk, prostate massage, sensual massage, exemplary attitude.[/B] They are getting some very strange requests. Not all requests can be accommodated at this time. Full Service is not available at this time.

Is she a kisser? Both are kissers. Both are very avid kissers.
I partook of most of the menu.

What was their specialty? MAKING SEX INTO FUN FOR TWO STRAIGHT HOURS.

Overall pros: two ladies, legit, one full hour, $160 (That's $80 per hour, per girl.).
Superior quality teamwork, superior quality blowjob, superior quality prostate massage, no smells, clean incall, clean girls, on time, easy set-up.

Overall cons: (reasons a monger might not want to see them). Both are over 40. One of them is overweight. Right now they only work as a team. No full service offered.

Cost: $160 for an hour all inclusive.
Overall value: excellent.

[B]Kenwood Jack[/B] recommends [B][red] Kentucky Cuties[/red][/B].

When you call or text, mention my name, [B]Kenwood Jack[/B].
[b]It will help you get through the light screening easily.[/b]
If I know you, (I know you if you have contributed here) please pm for a special password.
[b] The password will get you a special little trick just for my special monger brothers.[/b]


[i][u] One further addendum. There is nothing gay about a prostate massage. The cutie who performs this knows what she is doing. She should be called Goldilocks. Not too soft, not too hard, but just right. For those of you who have never tried one, and have read my reviews, and you think that I seem to be honest and don't sugar coat things nor embellish much, try it. You won't be sorry, and the vast majority will write to me a heartfelt thank you. You can try this from your favorite provider if that makes you comfortable. I only mention that this lady would be exceptional for a first timer.[/u][/i]

I saw the Kentucky Cuties a couple of weeks back on a work trip, and without repeating Kenwood's review, it is spot on, from the Pros to the Cons.

I do have to say it was the best value I've experienced in my mongering time so far. The only thing that weirded me out a bit was a young (possibly teenaged) boy sitting downstairs watching TV when I came in; likely one of their kids.

Otherwise, even though they're not lookers, they are a great value. Would repeat!

Well I have a coworker.

Who not only got robbed.

While one was deposit kids in her throat, after he spent extra donations on party supplies they are both dog hookers, crackhead no cover cim, cip, unload anywhere they are nasty, dirty freaks that's where the pro stop con start, he was pulled over by the Frisch's around corner.

Cops searched said knew he left the dope ***** drop inn center residence and following him untill pulled over. Then insulting to.

Getting took for party supplies.

(thank God cause police would have found it).

120 $ cash C. C. That he turn into the police gets pulled over harassment about being a hooker looker.

LOL what ever that is. .

Then 4 days later burning and gave him trichomoniasis when asked the Deadly dirty duo.

They blamed each other and even had nerve to ask if wanted repeat for discount.

Bad news all around.

Happy hunting kings

[QUOTE=MisforMaster;3759365]I had ChristiJ and her friend Angie over last weekend for a duo.

The duo itself was ok. We normally have never had an issue before. But, upon leaving, I noticed $200 missing.

Suffice to say, that I will not be calling these two back.

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/classifieds/350/posts/1-Independent-Escorts/1-Independent-Escorts/48032-Christij-is-ready-to-play.html[/QUOTE].

Anyone know if Claire / Annie pants is still around? I didn't save her number from the ad, which is now down. If you know if she's around or have her number and can PM it, would be appreciated.

Great Review Jack, Your addendum made me chuckle a little bit. I hope we are all evolved enough to know that butt play don't make you gay Cheers, keep on keeping on!

If LEO is using FR, clearly my next step is to send photos of that asshole that lives across the street from me to as many providers as possible.

[QUOTE=FortunateSon1;3758733]That isn't to say, that she wouldn't use that info to help set you up if she ever got caught. A simple, unsolicited text that she needed help and gets you to come see her, while they know who they're watching for and catch you during the act. Bottom line, it just isn't a good idea for many reasons. If we don't let this continue, she'll either change her requirements or get out of the hobby.[/QUOTE]

I wanted to check off a true, fully interactive 3-way from my bucket list, and Genisus and Maci Monroe helped me do it right. They offer a good donation rate for the duo, but most importantly they offer the girl-on-girl-on-you experience, not just two girls on you experience.

Setup was fairly painless via text to either girl, although there was a short delay when I arrived at the appointed time while they finished their preparations. Check donation rates ahead of time as the quoted rates are slightly higher than those on their websites. They are in a private apartment less than 10 minutes from I-75 and easy to find, with good off-street parking. Their appearance is just like their photos, although I thought Genisus has a cuter face in person than her pictures where she isn't smiling as much. She is a little chatty but it never gets in the way of the activities. The girls have a plan that starts with a fantastically choreographed dual BBBJ; I could go back just for the BBBJ with either or both and be very happy as they are both very skilled. A good time was had by all and you can easily fulfill your porn star fantasy session with the varied action, excellent views and vocal girls. Definitely recommended.

She is temporarily in a different incall but it is very safe. I didn't think my second visit could possibly be better than my first, but she proved me wrong. Very wrong.

LuvnLivn.

[QUOTE=TiTomFoolery;3757177]I did a search but came up empty. Has anyone seen her?

[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/classifieds/350/posts/1-Independent-Escorts/1-Independent-Escorts/47897-Generous-men-looking-to-play-.html[/URL][/QUOTE]I asked a few weeks back and no had then. I'm definitely intrigued. She did respond to my email fairly promptly and was located north. I couldn't make it north on that day so I had to pass. Not sure of donation either. But I'm with ya. I'm interested. Looks like she can kick my ass, and that turns me on in a weird way.

JB.

I finally saw someone I've had my eyes on for a while today, Elliegirl. Pic in her ad is accurate and the "petite and toned spinner body, bubbly personality, and tons of fun" is very accurate too. Her body is incredible if you are in the spinner type. I called her this morning to setup (she prefers calls, not text for initial setup) and I could tell the bubbliness (if that's a word) right away. We made an appointment for this afternoon. There was a slight delay but she left me know more than two hours in advance and wasn't an issue. She asked me what I wanted her to wear, which was a nice touch. Only other time that has happened thus far was a provider in Las Vegas last week.

Her incall is in an ok neighborhood. I imagine it could be a little sketchy at night, but parking in driveway is an option for those more leery hobbyists. I felt safe the whole time approaching and while at the residence. Bed was not the biggest, but more than adequate. ZERO smoke smell too, which is very nice for those of us that have to go "home" afterwards.

Anyway, once I got there I was immediately at ease with her. I am one that is probably more nervous than most the first meetup, but she did a great job helping with that. We chatted for a few minutes and then she got things started with a nice DFK. Her menu is pretty open except BBFS, which is fine with me. From there we cycled through the normal DFK, LFK, BBBJ, DATY, CG, MISH. Greek was on the menu for an upcharge, but I don't really have much interest in that.

She helped cleanup after with a warm towel. Also, had a hanger available for clothes as well as mints and mouthwash in the bathroom.

On the whole she was amazing. My couple of experiences last week in Vegas kind of opened my eyes to some quality service and experiences, and she met that level. I will 100% go back to her, probably sooner rather than later. Excellent GFE skills. She's a little high priced for this area, an hour was $220, but if you have it spend she is definitely worth it.

[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/classifieds/350/posts/1-Independent-Escorts/1-Independent-Escorts/48267-Come-See-Kellie.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=Savage7622;3759807]Well I have a coworker.

Who not only got robbed.

While one was deposit kids in her throat, after he spent extra donations on party supplies they are both dog hookers, crackhead no cover cim, cip, unload anywhere they are nasty, dirty freaks that's where the pro stop con start, he was pulled over by the Frisch's around corner.

Cops searched said knew he left the dope ***** drop inn center residence and following him untill pulled over. Then insulting to.

Getting took for party supplies.

(thank God cause police would have found it).

120 $ cash C. C. That he turn into the police gets pulled over harassment about being a hooker looker.

LOL what ever that is. .

Then 4 days later burning and gave him trichomoniasis when asked the Deadly dirty duo.

They blamed each other and even had nerve to ask if wanted repeat for discount.

Bad news all around.

Happy hunting kings

.[/QUOTE]Did he just say?

[QUOTE=Savage7622;3759807]Well I have a coworker.

Who not only got robbed.

While one was deposit kids in her throat, after he spent extra donations on party supplies they are both dog hookers, crackhead no cover cim, cip, unload anywhere they are nasty, dirty freaks that's where the pro stop con start, he was pulled over by the Frisch's around corner.

Cops searched said knew he left the dope ***** drop inn center residence and following him untill pulled over. Then insulting to.

Getting took for party supplies.

(thank God cause police would have found it).

120 $ cash C. C. That he turn into the police gets pulled over harassment about being a hooker looker.

LOL what ever that is. .

Then 4 days later burning and gave him trichomoniasis when asked the Deadly dirty duo.

They blamed each other and even had nerve to ask if wanted repeat for discount.

Bad news all around.

Happy hunting kings

.[/QUOTE]Wow I saw none of that when I saw them at their old place. I did suspect they had some issues so I never repeated. No white knight here just my experience.