Massage Parlor Reports

Went to senina (sp? ) off of wentworth smack dab in the middle of chinatown. Never been there before. It's a little pricey for my liking and the girl I had tried some backdoor shit but I told her I'm not down with that gay shit now. I'm talking about during the table shower, which apart from feeling like a country bumpkin getting anally probed by an Alien at one point, was pretty good. The place is real classy for an AMP but expensive too. You can get the same service for cheaper at other places. The girl I had had a name that started with a t and ended with an A but I call her tammy ball knockers because my left nut hurt afterwards. All together it was $1. 05. It was. 65 for the table shower + massage. It was a nice experience but most def not worth the price. Maybe if I repeat it will be better or if I get another girl it would be better. I give the whole experience an 8 but if you include the money, I give it a 6 or 7.

Stopped recently, asked for the half at .5/6 with ts. Was greeted by a cute lil Latina. We talked for a bit, made her laugh too. She asked lots of q's, so to help put her at ease I told her a bit about myself. I mentioned how I enjoy. Cruising the amps. (they always ask the gf/spouse question too. What's that all about?!)

I was asked to strip and proceded to get the most pleasant and unexpected ts.
She was tiny but she gave a solid massage. On the flip, I got the look/smile they always give when dessert is an option. I opted for the hr at .4 as that is all I was interested in the moment, but was offered topless @ .8. Hr was solid.

I will be stopping in soon to sample the other dishes.
Pls feel free to pm for additional details.

Blue

[QUOTE=Donny Devito] the girl I had tried some backdoor play but I told her I'm not down with that gay shit now.[/QUOTE]One note. Unless you are a girl, anything a girl does to you isn't gay. You might want to make a note of it.

I'm sorry if this comes off as amateurish and paranoid, but I'm new to AMPs and I don't really know how everything works.

I visited Senina today, and got a nice full hour massage, followed by a decent happy ending (negotiating "tip" beforehand).

My question is: a while after I had left Senina, I checked my wallet, only to find that my driver's license was missing. Now it is entirely possible that I had misplaced my drivers license sometime earlier in the day, perhaps at the bank when I stopped to make a withdrawal.

Still, I'm kind of freaking out because it seems rather unusual that if the girl at Senina had in fact decided to steal something, she left all of my cash untouched. I'm worried that maybe she handed the drivers license (again, this is assuming that it was taken at Senina and not misplaced somewhere else) to the cops.

Should I be worried about this?

Again, I apologize for sounding like a complete neophyte.

[QUOTE=Blueknot]Stopped recently, asked for the half at .5/6 with ts. Was greeted by a cute lil Latina. We talked for a bit, made her laugh too. She asked lots of q's, so to help put her at ease I told her a bit about myself. I mentioned how I enjoy. Cruising the amps. (they always ask the gf/spouse question too. What's that all about?!)

I was asked to strip and proceded to get the most pleasant and unexpected ts.
She was tiny but she gave a solid massage. On the flip, I got the look/smile they always give when dessert is an option. I opted for the hr at .4 as that is all I was interested in the moment, but was offered topless @ .8. Hr was solid.

I will be stopping in soon to sample the other dishes.
Pls feel free to pm for additional details.

Blue[/QUOTE]

The Latina places are usually .5 + .5 + .5 , nice to read about a price decrease, but still these LMP's need a bigger decrease. You can get FS, from an Asian apartment for $.6, or a nice hr from an amp for only .2 - .6 in tips. I have received FS in AMP for $ in tips, $.7 in total.

[QUOTE=Blueknot]Stopped recently, asked for the half at .5/6 with ts. Was greeted by a cute lil Latina. We talked for a bit, made her laugh too. She asked lots of q's, so to help put her at ease I told her a bit about myself. I mentioned how I enjoy. Cruising the amps. (they always ask the gf/spouse question too. What's that all about?!)

I was asked to strip and proceded to get the most pleasant and unexpected ts.
She was tiny but she gave a solid massage. On the flip, I got the look/smile they always give when dessert is an option. I opted for the hr at .4 as that is all I was interested in the moment, but was offered topless @ .8. Hr was solid.

I will be stopping in soon to sample the other dishes.

Pls feel free to pm for additional details.

Blue[/QUOTE]Do you remember the name of the dish you had?

Prices are starting to come down at LMPs, still above the market, but just like anything else, demand is higher, so they can uptick the prices a bit. Still there are bargains to be had at places like this!

I would be much more worried about identity theft than the cops. Check the bank to see if it was turned in. Then do the usual things u would do when I'd is stolen. Report it to the state. Put a fraud alert on your credit history.

Hasn't there been a whole bunch of posts recently about what to do with your wallett while in an amp? Either leave it in the trunk of your car or ask for a bag to carry it in

I got few hours off in the afternoon and I drove to sox Field to get relaxed. I didn't write down exact address, so it tooks me a while to locate this place.

I saw a really skinny hispanic girl when I opened the door, but I found out it's not the Y. Rose. I guess they remodeled this place and changed the name. There are three rooms which are very clean with ceiling. Sheet is clean, and they must change it everytime (Or I was the first customer). Some people complained about sheets at AMP(like Elxxxxt? )used more than once. I refuse use this kind of parlor. Anyway, I paid. 4 for half. I guess her name is Paxxy in her early 20(from other reports), even she told me another name I couldn't remember. Her skill is terrible if you like a reall hard massage, but attitude is good and smile all the time. 4 HE and roaming all over her.

I saw another 30s pretty Chinese girl when I walked out. She looks familiar to me. Is she either Rose or Relax's owner? (anyone recognizes her? ) If she also works there, I definitely go again. There are not many choices at this visit. I still think it's worth a visit if they have some young & new therapeutists.

Visited Yin. Had the lovely Angie. Very friendly, easy-going and great to talk with. Gave a nice TS, massage with adequate. Was able to negotiate a fair price without the haggling. I too left with a grin. She is definitely the hottest looking American-born latina I personally have seen at an LMP since Kitty at the old Joy on Belmont.

[QUOTE=Blueknot]Stopped recently, asked for the half at .5/6 with ts. Was greeted by a cute lil Latina. We talked for a bit, made her laugh too. She asked lots of q's, so to help put her at ease I told her a bit about myself. I mentioned how I enjoy. Cruising the amps. (they always ask the gf/spouse question too. What's that all about?!)

I was asked to strip and proceded to get the most pleasant and unexpected ts.
She was tiny but she gave a solid massage. On the flip, I got the look/smile they always give when dessert is an option. I opted for the hr at .4 as that is all I was interested in the moment, but was offered topless @ .8. Hr was solid.

I will be stopping in soon to sample the other dishes.
Pls feel free to pm for additional details.

Blue[/QUOTE]

So, some of you may remember my post about bella spa on western ave. Well, great TS, Massage, and HR by a REALLY hot polish girl named Sabrina. Blonde, mid thirties, skinny legs, nice apple, fantastic rack, and pretty face. total? HH+TS .45, HR .6, Topless option(which I declined) another .6. so all day 1.65 for Euro fun. I know that is steep but WTF? some times your in the mood and western and armitage is a whole lot closer than grand and fullerton. Former 7H management, a couple of asian girl, a skinny russian, and I heard talk of a latina. All providing x-tras and they do house calls for .9 Not a bad afternoon.

JMFC

Can someone PM me on "good looking" Asian APTs (preferably 20s)? What did you rate them? What's the donation and what do they offer?

I went to that place in CT, that rhymes with vagina, two Sundays ago.

I paid .75 for a hour with TS.

My ms, was Katy.

Great TS, good massage, and I got a topless, bbbj, and russian for .80. All together, 1.55.

Dynomutt

Also, 2 sundays ago. I went to the LMP. That old internet service provider. Stepped in, right before they closed. Had to pay .60 for a half hour.

Carmen was who I paid, and also who gave me the massage. No table shower. She said, it was cleaned and prepped for the next day.

Carmen was latina, 5'5", medium size. Above average face, big b cups, and okay butt.

Okay massage, flipped, and got a fully nude hj for .75. She wanted 1.50, but I politely talked her down to .75. Got to feel and kiss everywhere, but there.

She is the first MS, that got me to finish without my help.

I like this place. It was clean, and Carmen was nice. I came out of 1.35.

[QUOTE=John Coctoston]So, some of you may remember my post about bella spa on western ave. Well, great TS, Massage, and HR by a REALLY hot polish girl named Sabrina. Blonde, mid thirties, skinny legs, nice apple, fantastic rack, and pretty face. total? HH+TS .45, HR .6, Topless option(which I declined) another .6. so all day 1.65 for Euro fun. I know that is steep but WTF? some times your in the mood and western and armitage is a whole lot closer than grand and fullerton. Former 7H management, a couple of asian girl, a skinny russian, and I heard talk of a latina. All providing x-tras and they do house calls for .9 Not a bad afternoon.

JMFC[/QUOTE]Steep but WTF? WTF? Seriously, 1. 65 for that? No offense but are you out of your f***ing mind? You can get FS for that much at many places. You're killing the average Joe. This amount for that service is beyond absurd.

Has anyone seen her? Any info?

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/1108277290.html[/url]

[QUOTE=Dynomutt]I went to that place in CT, that rhymes with vagina, two Sundays ago.[/QUOTE]It rhymes with vagina? Really?

All kidding aside, Dyno & JC, you guys are really doing a disservice to your fellow mongers on this board. There's no way MPs are going to become more affordable if guys like you are paying top dollar.

[QUOTE=F Blaster]It rhymes with vagina?! Really?!

All kidding aside, Dyno & JC, you guys are really doing a disservice to your fellow mongers on this board. There's no way MPs are going to become more affordable if guys like you are paying top dollar.[/QUOTE]What are you talking about?? I paid .80 for a topless bbbj! Is that expensive?

I paid .75 for a nude hj, at a LMP.

Everything I paid is well under the averages.

[QUOTE=Fumfn69]Steep but WTF? WTF? Seriously, 1. 65 for that? No offense but are you out of your f***ing mind? You can get FS for that much at many places. You're killing the average Joe. This amount for that service is beyond absurd.[/QUOTE]

Please share with the board where you can get FS from a european girl for 1.65. We would all love to know.Even at Lisunias you pay .9 for JUST THE VIP MASSAGE that doesn't include anything else. You know as well as I do that YMMV in these places. Go get a better deal then share it with us. Reread my post and you will see that the total of what I paid was 1.05. no go haggle with ratty middle aged chinese women or get herpes from an asian provider that charges 1.60 and then tell me it was worth it. or get off my back and do your thing and I'll do mine.

have fun out there,but be careful. there are a bunch of savages!

JMFC

[QUOTE=Nudus81]Has anyone seen her? Any info?

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/1108277290.html[/url][/QUOTE]I was there about three weeks ago. It's around the corner from the Union Bar and Grill, which is at lake and Union. Parking can be tough. So-so massage, no complaints about anything else.

[QUOTE=John Coctoston]...or get herpes from an asian provider that charges 1.60 and then tell me it was worth it....[/QUOTE]John - do you know someone that has gotten herpes from an asian provider or are you just talking out of your ass? Do you really think you have less of a chance of getting herpes at an EMP?

[QUOTE=Dynomutt]I went to that place in CT, that rhymes with vagina, two Sundays ago.

Dynomutt[/QUOTE]

I think Dynomutt got lost.

Doesn't "Vagina Monologs" play in a northside theater on Lincoln Ave. in Lakeview?
But then, I didn't know it was a musical in rhyme.

So maybe he was on a street that rhymes with "vagina."

There are only two such streets in Chicago: Paulina and Lunt.

Ah, a Chicago favorite....that is one of the best word plays there is!!!!

[QUOTE=Ghostface89]

So maybe he was on a street that rhymes with "vagina."

There are only two such streets in Chicago: Paulina and Lunt.[/QUOTE]
3 streets actually: Paulina, Melvina, & Lunt

[QUOTE=Ghostface89]I just can't believe the number of hot, sweet, young ladies working at Yellow Rose these days.[/quote]

Definitely worth your time to check it out. Had a very nice time chatting with one of them after the massage. Maybe next time we'll both be in our birthday suits when we are chatting afterwords! It seemed like she didn't really want me to leave.

One note, they will try to high-ball negotiate you at first. Stick to your original price and they will provide service with a smile!

40 door 1/2 hour, 40 tip, looks 8. 5, attitude 10.

Stopped in Friday. Greeted by decent mid-30's long haired asian fem. A 6 in my book with a decent figure. Opted for the half at .4. Received a decent massage semi firm/semi sensual. On the flip smiles and negotiations were finalized within mere moments. Menu was steep for cherry pickin! :p settled on a solid hr at .4. After forcing out my inner demon I received a little more work on my legs followed by a hot towel rinse.

Other than timing my enterance and exit vs. the light and all the traffic, it was a solid experience.

Blue.

Avoid tina at lisunias.

Not a good experience and very rude during the session.

1. Mercy. Downtown. Was pretty much a standard experience, with a decent looking provider, standard rates and finish. While the location is very convenient, the doorman was just way too obnoxious. Probably won't repeat.

2. Massage School. Older Korean lady (May? ). So-so massage (quite teasing, though). Standard rates and finish. Not too bad, and parking is easy, but nothing to be excited about either.

3. Alice-GT. Once, I had a new, rather cute girl who did a pretty decent job (good massage, actually) and got the HJ part done, but had the weird notion of not touching the most sensitive parts. Rather weird.

Tried it again. Not as cute a provider, but friendly and good massage. Topless very fast, pretended to enjoy me sucking on her nipples, and had no objections to me going down on her. Either she's a very good actor, or she really enjoyed it (stuffing pillow in her mouth and all). Returned the favor with BBBJ, Russian, etc. Etc. Never once mentioned the tip and was happy with standard. 4. Was just as happy when I saw her next time for the same program. I think this is the one I'll repeat.

What do you call the top person at a massage school?
I submit: "The Peter Principal."

[QUOTE=Mad Ivan]1. Mercy. Downtown. Was pretty much a standard experience, with a decent looking provider, standard rates and finish. While the location is very convenient, the doorman was just way too obnoxious. Probably won't repeat.

2. Massage School. Older Korean lady (May? ). So-so massage (quite teasing, though). Standard rates and finish. Not too bad, and parking is easy, but nothing to be excited about either.

3. Alice-GT. Once, I had a new, rather cute girl who did a pretty decent job (good massage, actually) and got the HJ part done, but had the weird notion of not touching the most sensitive parts. Rather weird.

Tried it again. Not as cute a provider, but friendly and good massage. Topless very fast, pretended to enjoy me sucking on her nipples, and had no objections to me going down on her. Either she's a very good actor, or she really enjoyed it (stuffing pillow in her mouth and all). Returned the favor with BBBJ, Russian, etc. Etc. Never once mentioned the tip and was happy with standard. 4. Was just as happy when I saw her next time for the same program. I think this is the one I'll repeat.[/QUOTE]

I experiencedthe no touching the important part also - i think here name was tina - i got off - but it was weird

[QUOTE=Mad Ivan]1. Mercy. Downtown. Was pretty much a standard experience, with a decent looking provider, standard rates and finish. While the location is very convenient, the doorman was just way too obnoxious. Probably won't repeat.[/QUOTE]

Yep, that guy's like a rabid dog, I don't know what his problem is. Probably couldn't make it into the academy.

[QUOTE=Raoul Duke]Yep, that guy's like a rabid dog, I don't know what his problem is. Probably couldn't make it into the academy.[/QUOTE]

I just ignore him. He's a prick trying to get a rise out of people asking them where they are going.

Hi guys,

I've been lurking for a few weeks and decided that I'd finally give a place a try. I'll be coming back to Chicago in a few weeks once school is over. Anyway, I plan on visiting the school since I live right by there. Does the school have any young girls willing to offer extras, anyone worth asking for? Or would any of you recommend any other places on irving that have some young girls, nothing against the older women but I want someone that wont make me feel like I'm being take care of by one of my aunts.

I haven't been there, but Google shows 232 tenants in this building.


If you feel like a prankster, tell the doorman you want to go to #1700, the "Association of Retarded Citizens‎"

Limp, and say you are going to #210, "Accelerated Rehabilitation Center‎

Need a lawyer? #2700, "Law Offices of Konstantine Sparagis P.C.‎ -

Fake a European accent? #2500, the Hungarian Consulate.

I shouldn't be that hard to get past this guy.

If you need an address on the 21st floor, tell him you are going to Alien Travel Services at #2102.

Again, I have not used any of these names before and I don't guarantee that they will work. But that would be my strategy in case I would try to get past the doorman.

[QUOTE=Iliketotouch]Hi guys,

I've been lurking for a few weeks and decided that I'd finally give a place a try. I'll be coming back to Chicago in a few weeks once school is over. Anyway, I plan on visiting the school since I live right by there. Does the school have any young girls willing to offer extras, anyone worth asking for? Or would any of you recommend any other places on irving that have some young girls, nothing against the older women but I want someone that wont make me feel like I'm being take care of by one of my aunts.[/QUOTE]Dear Student, do your homework.

Had a daydream in which I got off a little early from work and decided to hit up an Asian apt. Called the place whose location is listed as Elston. A male answered, asked if I had been there before. When I said no, he said girl not available today. Strike one. Called up a downtown location and was told I couldn't get in until 9:30. This was at 6:45 so I said no thanks. Strike two. Tried another apt. No answer. Strike three. Ended up at a j, hoping to try someone other than Joselin. Got my wish, paid the door fee(.40 for 30 min.) and went back with Jennifer. After the preliminaries, full menu was offered for 1.50. No oral examination and she positioned herself in a way that only allowed shallow exploration. Tried a different way but no luck. Also caught a strong smell of tuna. Finished up and left wishing I had stuck with Joselin. Since I was short on time and wanted the evening to end on a better note, I stopped at Elegant and saw Amy, who spent a lot of time below the Equator while I was on my stomach, which I like.

Stopped by AOL Monday looking for Samantha. She was not there. Not sure if she still works there or not.

Since is was there I gave them 65 for an hour massage and table shower with Sasha. A latina that spoke clear english and spanish.

Nothing extra special in the shower but she really scubbed my body. On the flip she covered my special area.

The massage was ok. I stayed uncovered on the flip and she starts asking if I'm a cop. The massage continued and she quoted the options at 50 hr, 50 topless, 50 bottomless. What is the point of bottomless unless there is full service so she said 130 and I could touch. Took the hr and topless. Nice small B breasts.

Due to the economy I can't afford to tip. Plus she upset me with the whole cop bs on the flip and again when talking about the options. She has been there for 2 years she says. I don't know why they play the game. If I was a cop does she think I would tell her? Next time these indoor SW's ask if I'm cop I should answer them yes and see what they do and say.

[QUOTE=Dangerously]I haven't been there, but Google shows 232 tenants in this building.


If you feel like a prankster, tell the doorman you want to go to #1700, the "Association of Retarded Citizens‎"

Limp, and say you are going to #210, "Accelerated Rehabilitation Center‎

Need a lawyer? #2700, "Law Offices of Konstantine Sparagis P.C.‎ -

Fake a European accent? #2500, the Hungarian Consulate.

I shouldn't be that hard to get past this guy.

If you need an address on the 21st floor, tell him you are going to Alien Travel Services at #2102.

Again, I have not used any of these names before and I don't guarantee that they will work. But that would be my strategy in case I would try to get past the doorman.[/QUOTE]

What time of the day does this happen. I go at noon - sign in that i am going to mercy or summer and use a phony name. Never had any trouble with the doorman at noon

The Doorman's job is to keep the building safe from middle aged guys. As everyone knows, we were the ones who flew the planes into the World Trade Center buildings. Clandesitne government agencies are also located in this building. He is keeping these agencies safe from the American public.

Seriously, any large building down town that has floor doormen/security asks similar questions. Many ask for ID's. However, few actually scrutinize the ID. As far as I know, there is no illegal activity taking place at the office that I visit. I have nothing to fear nor hide when I visit this building or any other building.

So after reading all the recent reports on this place I had to check it out for myself. Went in the middle of the day, 2 girls working as far as I could tell. I got Coco, younger spinner type, couldn't have been more that 98 lbs. Opted for the half and got a pretty decent massage. The finish was ok, kinda hurried. All in all I would repeat.

Coco

Looks: 8

Tude: 8

Finish: 6

I stopped at Yin recently. It was .6 at the door, and was I met by Liz, a young & attractive Latina, who provided standard TS in a small space. Sandra was going through "training" and watched TS, so no funny biz.

Massage was mostly done by Liz and felt good, with the right amount of pressure. Sandra joined in, giving me a four-hand experience for a while before Liz had to leave. I negotiated the finish down to .4 with Liz, but this task was handed off to Sandra for completion, without supervision.

They offered a sauna/shower also, but I declined. This is a cozy, clean place and I would go back. There is some kind of political office just a few doors down which would seem to imply an endorsement, in my own narrow view.