Massage Parlor Reports

Decided to give the place 1 block over from my favorite place a shot today, since I had some free time. Went and was greeted by a somewhat hostile mamma-san. Had to pay up front before going to the room. Got 1 hour for. 60, The MT was 'Anna'. I realize everyone here likes 'joy', but 'anna' was the only one available.

The Good.

Great massage. Hard pressure. She walked on my back and used her knees and feet to apply pressure. Just short of being painful. Sat on my thighs to rub my back after. Rubbed everything, head, neck, shoulders, arms, fingers, legs, toes, etc.

The Bad.

'Anna' is old, short and not pretty. No roaming allowed. Got my hand slapped. She was also clearly not in a good mood about something, kept sighing and muttering to herself. Got a phone call and spent 3-4 minutes on the phone while massaging me with one hand. Zero teasing. After the flip, finally allowed my hands to go wherever, but she stayed fully clothed. She indicated SS. I took her hand and guided it to mr happy. She grudgingly went ahead with it after I indicated I would tip her. She tapped out after a little bit and went to SS. Convinced to her go again, but once again she tapped out after a few minutes. Ended up being an assisted SS finish. She let me finger her through her pants during this. About the only positive.

Damage was $ including tip. Not happy about the ending, but it was a good massage. My back feels great. However, I'm not interested in SS so I don't know If I will go back. Would like to see joy, but don't want to get anna again.

[QUOTE=Dodge3223;3424026]Oriental on Grand Canyon:

Went there as a walk in hoping to get a nice youngish and decent looking female. Ended up with a 40+ year old Asian woman. She was okay looking small breasts and slim. She was fairly easy to understand. She gave me a good massage a d removed my towel immediately, small amount of teasing prior to the flip. On the flip she noticed my boner and gave a good HJ finish, she let me grab her ads. I didn't try for more. I may go back, just wish for younger and better looking specifically larger breasts.

Larson Beach McFarland.

Again went as walk in. 35+ year old woman that was slightly larger. Got a free table shower, massage was average and minimal teasing prior to flip. Once flipped she finished with a HJ too quickly. May visit again and hope for better.

Hoping someone can tell me how to get better looking therapists and a better more involved experience. I am new to this so I don't know the process. Willing to try other places as well.[/QUOTE]I tried to see her today and failed, but try seeing 'joy' at this place.

[URL]http://madison.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/great-open-free-table-shower-sweet-girls-608-509-9288-6665-odana-rd-madison/15676055[/URL]

However, your going to have to work at it to get more than SS on your first visit it sounds like. See the review I just posted; I didn't have a good time with the other MT.

Otherwise, the women here tend to give a good experience, but they aren't young and YMMV.

[URL]http://madison.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/wow-wow-wow-grand-opening-great-asain-massage/18329992[/URL]

Coming up soon. Its been a while, I realize I've been very spoiled down here in Orlando Florida and if I remember correctly the pickings are very slim up there there were two popular places not far from the capitol the Geisha House and I forgot the other one are those still open. A few years ago I saw an amazing masseuse named Tara one of the best I've seen but I haven't seen any recent reports on her the last time I was up I saw an amazing Nuru specialist granted it was $450 for 90 minutes but it was an amazing time one of the best Nuru experiences I've ever had any recommendations would be great from reading all the posts it seems like the scene has really died down there I just might have to take a two-week sabbatical while I'm in Madison and wait until I'm back in Orlando where do to the supply and demand the hobbyist is in Paradise.

I remember the name of the other parlor the Rising Sun does that still exist the last time I was there probably about 5 years ago connected with pretty hot brunette total GFE and the damage was 160 Mario's total. I'll be visiting Madison for 2 weeks shortly any recommendations appreciated.

Anyone notice the signs in the rooms at Grand Canyon? Now.

I know why nothing has been reviewed or talked about the ladies or their services.

The threats are posted in the rooms.

[QUOTE=Crandell76;3427910]Anyone notice the signs in the rooms at Grand Canyon? Now.

I know why nothing has been reviewed or talked about the ladies or their services.

The threats are posted in the rooms.[/QUOTE]Last time I was there about a month ago to see Crystal, she asked me straight out not to post a review. I can't remember whether there were already signs up at that time. They definitely want to stay a little under the radar, to the degree that's possible for a place that has become so popular.

[QUOTE=Crandell76;3427910]Anyone notice the signs in the rooms at Grand Canyon? Now.

I know why nothing has been reviewed or talked about the ladies or their services.

The threats are posted in the rooms.[/QUOTE]I haven't been able to find time to get back there for about 6 weeks. Can you fill me in on what the threats are that are posted?

On a side note, who all is there yet? I see ads for Brianna and Crystal, are there any others?

Thank you.

Just a question for the AMP regulars. It seems except for a couple of rare cases, none of the girls are the same as in the pics of the ads. That doesn't surprise me. Now I'm a fan of Asian gash as much as the next guy, but it seems like no one's getting very lucky with any sweet young girls, and from the reviews, the service sounds like it sucks from the women that are there. Is it really worth it vs going to GH, where you're pretty much going to leave happy?

[QUOTE=RawlSocket;3429021]Just a question for the AMP regulars. It seems except for a couple of rare cases, none of the girls are the same as in the pics of the ads. That doesn't surprise me. Now I'm a fan of Asian gash as much as the next guy, but it seems like no one's getting very lucky with any sweet young girls, and from the reviews, the service sounds like it sucks from the women that are there. Is it really worth it vs going to GH, where you're pretty much going to leave happy?[/QUOTE]It's not really worth it from a pure $ perspective. However, sometimes all I want is a decent massage and a HE without having to actually expend any effort myself. Yeah, for a few more $ I could just go to McFarland, but those girls are so bad at the massage, I tell them to just skip it. I also get a small thrill from talking the older girls out of their clothes, which admittedly doesn't happen often. I rarely try a new place once I've found one I like, for the exact reasons you mentioned. The service is hit and miss, so once I'm getting service I'm happy with, I don't bother going elsewhere unless I'm really curious.

I've never bothered with GH, so I don't know if the women there actually give a reasonable massage or not.

[QUOTE=Maximillon;3428832]The guy who runs the place is very helpful and a decent guy! How judgemental to call someone names that I'm sure you don't even know! Is there no sense of decency anymore? I've been there many times and when there was a problem he fixed it immediately and even gave me free service! He is a stand up guy. We could all tone it back a little especially if the girls are asking for anonymity.[/QUOTE]I agree he's a wonderful man.

I used to have a thing for crystal but I saw crystal a few weeks ago and the little ***** wouldn't do anything but massage me with a shitload of oil. I offered her a extra $60 for a HJ and the and*ritch turned me down. Brianna is my favorite she will go the full mile. If you say that one of the girls tried upcharging the owner will cut you a deal plus the girl will take extra care of you (little while lie) if you know what I mean. Thats why I love my own kind anyway. I've already made an appointment to see my sexy little blue blonde babe.

I don't mind the signs I still get what I want a need from Brianna.

[QUOTE=Crandell76;3427910]Anyone notice the signs in the rooms at Grand Canyon? Now.

I know why nothing has been reviewed or talked about the ladies or their services.

The threats are posted in the rooms.[/QUOTE]The manager / pimp is also patrolling these boards trying to censor us posting as well. His account should be banned.

[blue]Whats the name? If he does't stop I'll make sure every post of there's stays at the top of the forum for weeks

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[QUOTE=NoDamage;3429061]It's not really worth it from a pure $ perspective. However, sometimes all I want is a decent massage and a HE without having to actually expend any effort myself. Yeah, for a few more $ I could just go to McFarland, but those girls are so bad at the massage, I tell them to just skip it. I also get a small thrill from talking the older girls out of their clothes, which admittedly doesn't happen often. I rarely try a new place once I've found one I like, for the exact reasons you mentioned. The service is hit and miss, so once I'm getting service I'm happy with, I don't bother going elsewhere unless I'm really curious.

I've never bothered with GH, so I don't know if the women there actually give a reasonable massage or not.[/QUOTE]It all depends on the girl, but from what I've read, the AMP girls are nothing special for the most part. But at GH you can get pretty much what you want. And I'm not shilling for GH, just what I've experienced the last 17 years.

[QUOTE=RawlSocket;3429332]It all depends on the girl, but from what I've read, the AMP girls are nothing special for the most part. But at GH you can get pretty much what you want. And I'm not shilling for GH, just what I've experienced the last 17 years.[/QUOTE]Yup. At least in Madison, they aren't special. You can find better talent in warmer climates. WI isn't real popular for the AMP girls. The ones we get didn't have the juice to work some place better. I've seen some pretty nice looking girls in Vegas AMPs. A little more $ though. FL as well, and the price there was about the same If I remember correctly.

I've avoided GH in general because I know a few people that live within blocks of it. There's no good reason for my car to be parked anywhere near it. While I don't have a SO that will get mad, I also don't need the grief. I suppose I could park in a strip mall and walk, but that's too much effort. Same problem with anyone working out of that hotel near by. I've no legit reason to be there.

He already got someone banned for posting if I remember right! What a troll.

[QUOTE=TrueHater7;3429247]The manager / pimp is also patrolling these boards trying to censor us posting as well. His account should be banned.

[blue]Whats the name? If he does't stop I'll make sure every post of there's stays at the top of the forum for weeks

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]

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