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I was watching Maury or Geraldo one day, can't remember which, but anyway the show was about prostitutes, and they had a variety of hookers on there, anywhere from bust-down hypes all the way up to Heidi Fleiss material. One of the hookers was a black cross dresser and he/she was hotHotHOT! I aint lyin'. Anyway, Mauraldo asked it if it had ever been beaten up, and it said no. Then Mauraldo asked how many guys went through with the transaction after the truth-in-advertising law had been enacted, and it said that most of them did.

I have picked up two males in my 30 years of mongering and both times I lost crap out of my car to get rid of them. One took a sweater I had just dry cleaned which seemed like a good deal rather than coming to fisticuffs (notice I didn't say "blows"), or getting Uncle Popo involved. The other time I lost my wallet in the exchange which forestalled a fist-fight. I lost no money out of that deal, but MAN what a hassle.

I tell you this simply because it CAN happen to you even if you're very careful, and I thought I was. Some of these boys look mighty fine when done up as girls, but generally speaking, their clits are just TOO DAMN BIG!

Part of the lure of this hobby (sickness? Obsession? ) is the danger. I know that when I've gone out on the prowl. I'm grateful that I haven't been beat-up, stabbed, shot, garroted, had my car stolen or otherwise been worse for the wear. But it can happen.

If this scares you out of mongering, GOOD! Go jack off! If this excites you, I'll see you at 35th and Lisbon some day.

Cooch

[QUOTE=Coochie Eater]I tell you this simply because it CAN happ If this excites you, I'll see you at 35th and Lisbon some day.

Cooch[/QUOTE]While you are in the neighborhood stop at Kehrs on 36th and Lisbon and get your favorite SW sweetie some great Valentines Day candy.They are open again through the 14th of February.

This is February 10th, and the last post was Scooter responding to my post from a week ago.

What the hell is up with that?

I mean there hasn't been one blow job? No hand jobs? Not one hooker done in a conversion van in some parking lot? I mean REALLY!

Obama gonna hafta have a bail out for Cream City hookers because they must be starving!

Alan Greenspan once said "The economy must be bad if pu$$y don't sell."

From what I hear about town that most SW's traveled down south for the winter and also to get away from all the hassle from LE. The few that are left are getting picked up by hobbyists and it's not getting posted on the web, just my observations. Now if someone like Lefty was writing on this board I do believe others would come forward and tell there story but as usual MKE people have always been discreet and clique about these sort of things.



On different subject that could affect hobbyists , I was reading on the web that many people have a allergic reaction to latex ? now if your one of them ? where dose this leave you when she wants you to slip on a condom? or do you just go BB all the way to be on the safe side. :)

[QUOTE=PeeWee]I was reading on the web that many people have a allergic reaction to latex ? now if your one of them ? where dose this leave you when she wants you to slip on a condom? [/QUOTE]
there are non-latex condoms.

[QUOTE=PeeWee]From what I hear about town that most SW's traveled down south for the winter and also to get away from all the hassle from LE. Now if someone like Lefty was writing on this board I do believe others would come forward and tell there story but as usual MKE people have always been discreet and clique about these sort of things.[/QUOTE]In my opinion the SW's are probably in jail or hopefully in rehab somewhere. I'm sure when the weather gets nicer they will reappear as always. I doubt the low quality of girls here can winter in Miami since most are crackheads.

I'm sure Lefty would have some fictitous stories to tell to keep us all entertained.

Has any hobbyists seen Santana lately? Does anyone know if she's still SWing? She's the all-time greatest BBBJ in the history of BBBJs! She was sooooo good at BBBJs! In all my hobbying years I've never experienced a BBBJ like Santanas.

So, does anyone have the latest on her? She's gotta be about 42ish years old about now.

Well, guys I picked one up BSW about a 6 in look's but I didn't go threw with it she wanted cbj. I told her I wanted to unload in her mouth. She wasn't having it so I told her to get out of my car. And she did with out any back talk, that was a frist for me, the southside been kinda lame its a hit and miss out here.

So was on the chat line the other day. Met this girl name "Serious". If you've ever been on the chatline, I'm sure you've heard her ad. 5'7 and about 130lbs, black girl. Real nice personality. Says she just moved up here from Chicago. She's located on Sherman and Lisbon. Matter of fact, looks like that duplex is some kind of brothel. Must've been like 4-5 girls there, each with there own room. The first floor was set up like a strip club with a bar and stripper pole.

When I got there, she took me to the first floor and did a strip tease for me. It's just a little weird though that the guy who owns the place was playing the drums and had a buddy playing bass guitar while she was stripping. After the strip show, she took me upstairs to her room. Everything was covered. I don't really like CBJ so it took me a while to get excited.

Everything took about 45 mins. Cost was $1. She says it's normally $1.5/hr. I'm sure you can talk her down to around .5 to .8 because seems like she's really in need of funds.

It was nice but seems too business oriented. I probably wouldn't repeat.

Have digits for seniors that are interested.

Despite the warmer weather the strolls were pretty dead. But I did pick up Margie on Lincoln-a heavy set gal who did the old suck n spit for the usual 20. Nice service though she's nothing special to look at. I think she'd given head before.

CM

[QUOTE=Craven Morehead]Despite the warmer weather the strolls were pretty dead. But I did pick up Margie on Lincoln-a heavy set gal who did the old suck n spit for the usual 20. Nice service though she's nothing special to look at. I think she'd given head before.

CM[/QUOTE]I was driving around Lincoln 18-16 and I did see two WSW but I did not pick up not my cup of tea. Keep looking guys.

I ran across Serious on the chat line as well. She is a real sweetie. She is not ghetto at all, and is very intelligent (unusual and a BIG turn on for me! ). I was a little hinky about the neighborhood, but the house is nice. Serious was waiting for me, and I was delighted. She's slim with huge titties and a big round apple booty, and she's cute. She greeted me warmly and offered to strip for me. I wasn't interested in that, so she took me to her room.

Man! I was thrilled when she took her clothes off. She has a warm way about her, so I felt like I had known her for years. She plays it very safe, so asked me to do everything covered, but I lost myself in her big titties, and I buried my face in her perfect booty. She has great skin and a caramel-red complexion which I found very attractive. After a little covered action, I asked her to finish me with a HJ, which she did, and I loved the look on her face! She actually looks like she enjoys giving pleasure.

I would highly recommend unless you can't stand covered. I don't blame her for wanting to keep safe even if I'm reckless and foolish. Oh, and she tastes good too!

Keep safe everyone!

Cooch

[QUOTE=Coochie Eater]I ran across Serious on the chat line as well.

Cooch[/QUOTE]

I've heard her too, and I agree, she does sound like a sweetheart.

Speaking of phone chat lines... Quest is running a 2 for 1 special today, buy 1 pkg, get an equal sized pkg for free.

Times must be hard out there, that they would be giving away a 50% deal like this to the general public. I bought mine today and now I should be good for the next few months!!

I just wish more of the girls were from Racine or Kenosha...

Last week I was on one of the chat lines and came across Terry. She is in South Milwaukee, 33 white. Accually better looking the I expected. I received a BBBJ w/swallow for 40. The only strange part was her "friend". He was a black guy who was probally her pimp.He seemed cool and went into another room while she got down to business. She will do "anything" from what she told me. I do have digits for digits for Senior Members ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!

[QUOTE=Coochie Eater]I ran across Serious on the chat line as well.[/quote]Man what the hell are you guys saying in your ad to find these type of ladies

I never find anything in the chat lines please help?

Came across a WSW today on the southside loop kinda older mid 40 with glasses she took it all down for a jackson