Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Pink Chaser;1089026]Is this a real review or an advertisement, this sounds like someone who works there wrote this. I would take 2001 or Ybor Strip over Mons anyday, Redners girls are too skinny with no hips or ass and most of them have fake tits. Don't get me wrong, there are some good ones there but the majority are skinny 19-23 girls with bolt ons sticking out of there chest. Getting lap dances in the open sucks. I'm not hating on the club, but I prefer natural girls with curves and thats hard to find at Mons.[/QUOTE]Before I accuse someone on this forum, even a new member, I look at their posting history. If you bothered to look at mine I doubt you would accuse me of shilling for Mons. I was just visiting Tampa for a few days. What do you think one of the dancers offered me a blow job if I gave Mons a good review?

For my taste the dancers at Mons were fantastic. I went to 2001 before Mons last Thursday night and was not at all impressed. I saw lots of curves, cellulite and all. I understand other people are looking for other things and that's fine with me. My post was based on one experience, maybe typical and maybe not I don't know, but it was factual based on what I saw and prefer.

Mons was not dominated by bolt ons. I prefer the teeniest of itty bitty real titties to bolt ons. Size does not matter to me as long as they are real.

There is obviously a difference in private lap dance areas to the full view at Mons, but that is a preference too my friend, not an absolute. Since I wrote that I was there to look all the private dances going on in full view added to my enjoyment.

I've never been to Ybor Strip, so can't comment on the talent, but my memory of posts I've read here were about extras at Ybor Strip. That again is a whole different thing from Mons and I wrote in my post that Mons is not the place to go if you are looking for extras.

I had some great experiences while I was in the Bay area, and have written before and will one more time, you guys are very lucky with all the options you have.

[QUOTE=Pink Chaser;1089026]Is this a real review or an advertisement, this sounds like someone who works there wrote this. I would take 2001 or Ybor Strip over Mons anyday, Redners girls are too skinny with no hips or ass and most of them have fake tits. Don't get me wrong, there are some good ones there but the majority are skinny 19-23 girls with bolt ons sticking out of there chest. Getting lap dances in the open sucks. I'm not hating on the club, but I prefer natural girls with curves and thats hard to find at Mons.[/QUOTE]And you sound like a 2001 or YS employee by squealing like you are. He clearly said that he was not there for lap dances as his preference this time was to just watch so why you bring up lap dances in the open, well, only you know. And if you are "not hating on the club" I would hate to see what you offer up when you are.

LG128, you will have to forgive this outburst. Not everyone here who has senior status truly understands what it means.

[QUOTE=Originalwook; 1089559]And you sound like a 2001 or YS employee by squealing like you are. He clearly said that he was not there for lap dances as his preference this time was to just watch so why you bring up lap dances in the open, well, only you know. And if you are "not hating on the club" I would hate to see what you offer up when you are.

LG128, you will have to forgive this outburst. Not everyone here who has senior status truly understands what it means. [/QUOTE]Originalwork,

Got it. I should have followed my own advice and read Pink Chaser's history before going on my rant.

[QUOTE=Originalwook; 1089559]And you sound like a 2001 or YS employee by squealing like you are. He clearly said that he was not there for lap dances as his preference this time was to just watch so why you bring up lap dances in the open, well, only you know. And if you are "not hating on the club" I would hate to see what you offer up when you are.

LG128, you will have to forgive this outburst. Not everyone here who has senior status truly understands what it means. [/QUOTE]Well then you must have trouble reading because if you go back and read the original post he makes a comment about Mons being a place to go if you like lap dances at the end of the paragraph, go read it again and get back to me. This post is all about posting your likes and dislikes about different clubs and thats what I was doing.

[QUOTE=Pink Chaser;1090117]Well then you must have trouble reading because if you go back and read the original post he makes a comment about Mons being a place to go if you like lap dances at the end of the paragraph, go read it again and get back to me. This post is all about posting your likes and dislikes about different clubs and thats what I was doing.[/QUOTE]Well, I was going to say that you came off as sounding like a bitchy little girl in your post but that I thought that would only trigger another stupid response on your part so I just decided not to answer you.

Another name for the ignore list I guess.

[QUOTE=Pink Chaser;1090117]Well then you must have trouble reading because if you go back and read the original post he makes a comment about Mons being a place to go if you like lap dances at the end of the paragraph, go read it again and get back to me. This post is all about posting your likes and dislikes about different clubs and thats what I was doing.[/QUOTE]First he takes on a Sr Member, then "The Wook"? Class act Pinky.

Let's not lose sight of something pretty important in his post. He mentioned that a dancer may have hinted at takeout. I'm not an expert, but a dancer saying "I don't have to stay here all night" sounds like a hint to me.

Nice report Lonelyguy

[QUOTE=Loafer Boat; 1090583]First he takes on a Sr Member, then "The Wook"? Class act Pinky.

Let's not lose sight of something pretty important in his post. He mentioned that a dancer may have hinted at takeout. I'm not an expert, but a dancer saying "I don't have to stay here all night" sounds like a hint to me.

Nice report Lonelyguy[/QUOTE]That has always been a good thing about the Mons. The dancers do not work a shift and are free to come and go as they please, at least that is how it use to be when I visited that place. I was able to take my fair share of dancers home from the Mons but that was more than a few years ago.

I kind of quit going when my then favorite dancer was killed in a car accident so I gravitated to the Tanga which is now part of the Veterans Expressway / S. R. 60 frontage road system. I kind if miss that place as it had a certain amount of sleaze to it. A step above the 7 Seas but below the Mons.

[QUOTE=Originalwook; 1090662]That has always been a good thing about the Mons. The dancers do not work a shift and are free to come and go as they please, at least that is how it use to be when I visited that place. I was able to take my fair share of dancers home from the Mons but that was more than a few years ago.

I kind of quit going when my then favorite dancer was killed in a car accident so I gravitated to the Tanga which is now part of the Veterans Expressway / S. R. 60 frontage road system. I kind if miss that place as it had a certain amount of sleaze to it. A step above the 7 Seas but below the Mons. [/QUOTE]I got up for wook this morning at 530. Left for wook at six. My neighbor yelled,"don't wook too hard today, Troop." My boss says I'm a good wooker. I'm a wookin man.

Dude, the Tanga. Its been a while since I've heard that name. Went many times. Remember none. Mostly at the end of a long beach day. Wine coolers all day (before wine coolers were cool) Thats the reason I have no Tanga memories.

[QUOTE=Troop; 1090681]I got up for wook this morning at 530. Left for wook at six. My neighbor yelled,"don't wook too hard today, Troop." My boss says I'm a good wooker. I'm a wookin man.

Dude, the Tanga. Its been a while since I've heard that name. Went many times. Remember none. Mostly at the end of a long beach day. Wine coolers all day (before wine coolers were cool) Thats the reason I have no Tanga memories. [/QUOTE]Don't make me pull your arms out of their sockets.

I remember the Tanga like it was yesterday! Long, long ago, you actually had to leave the club and walk with your dancer to a little building next door to do you dances.

Then there were the dances from you girl while you were sitting ion those little red chairs. It was always a contest to try and get the chair in the corner as it was darker and it was out of the line of sight so you could have more fun. And as in most clubs, the day shift was the best and was more liberal. Favorite girl there was Sharon. I would have married that woman if she was not already married!

Had wild take out success there too! Ah, the benefits of being a club regular.

[QUOTE=Originalwook; 1090216]Well, I was going to say that you came off as sounding like a bitchy little girl in your post but that I thought that would only trigger another stupid response on your part so I just decided not to answer you.

Another name for the ignore list I guess. [/QUOTE]Thats okay, I know how upset you are because I made you look like an f& idiot.

[QUOTE=Pink Chaser;1090947]Thats okay, I know how upset you are because I made you look like an f& idiot.[/QUOTE]This fight is over dude. Even your cornerman went home a while ago. Ya got to know when to stop swinging. Go home and put some ice on it.

[QUOTE=Troop;1091076]This fight is over dude. Even your cornerman went home a while ago. Ya got to know when to stop swinging. Go home and put some ice on it.[/QUOTE]I really think that the board leadership should reconsider how one attains senior status. With most of these new arrivals. 25 messages does in no way establish their track record as being worthy of senior status. One only has to look to the pink ass clown for a prime example.

Rikki at the Tanga.

Good dancer in the club but she really rocked it when you got her private.

Wish she were still around as well as the Tanga.

TDT.

[QUOTE=Originalwook; 1090662]That has always been a good thing about the Mons. The dancers do not work a shift and are free to come and go as they please, at least that is how it use to be when I visited that place. I was able to take my fair share of dancers home from the Mons but that was more than a few years ago.

I kind of quit going when my then favorite dancer was killed in a car accident so I gravitated to the Tanga which is now part of the Veterans Expressway / S. R. 60 frontage road system. I kind if miss that place as it had a certain amount of sleaze to it. A step above the 7 Seas but below the Mons. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Originalwook;1091197]I really think that the board leadership should reconsider how one attains senior status. With most of these new arrivals. 25 messages does in no way establish their track record as being worthy of senior status. One only has to look to the pink ass clown for a prime example.[/QUOTE]I think an obnoxious poster should be able to be voted off.

[QUOTE=Hardwood123;1091753]I think an obnoxious poster should be able to be voted off.[/QUOTE]Some boards list join date, as well.