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Iin a nutshell this is what happened.

A guy made an appt to see me. Got to my Incall.

Sat with me on the couch. Told him he looks like a cop he said no.

He then said, so what happens next.

I said we talk. Told him to kick off his shoes and make himself comfortable.

While making himserlf confortable, he says he left the money in the car.

I said, just tell me the truth, you're not interested.

He said he was but didn't return. Like I already knew he wasn't coming back up.

Next guy called me, seemed pushy. Said to me. So whats your room number. Then he said so which hotel you staying at. I gave him the address but not the room number.

After a guy leaves like the first one did. Giving an excuse to leave. I usually lay low but I didn't this time. I let my guard down and didn't go with my gut feeling.

I had a funny feeling and that second guy was a LE with his badge on his hip.

He told me to step to the side and I knew why they were there. Kinda in shock and sitting there thinking, I could barely speak with other things swimming through my mind.

They told me they can make it easy or hard for me. While one cop searched my room the other was answering my phone, he set one of the guys up to come to my room. I always do the 2 call system but this cop just gave all the info. The guy should have realized but didn't. They got him at my room and handcuffed him.

They asked me several times where the drugs were. Me being a drug free provider they came up empty. They told me to pack my shit and leave town. They also let that guy go. Saw them do it.

You can see how they enjoy their "job" but after letting me go. I was glad to leave Dodge.

Guys for now on if you go see a provider and don't want to stay with her, just be honest from the get go. I have had guys do that shit to me. Just say no thanks and leave. Don't make up excuses.

I should have ended my day after that but instead I didn't.

Good luck and stay safe!

[QUOTE=Mod Shag;1084460]For those of us who need to be discreet and private, how can that feel safe? [/QUOTE]It can't. WHEN (not if, but WHEN) they get sued they will give you up.

There is only one way to stay safe. Stay home.

[QUOTE=La Mott; 1083783]Fuck!

We pull up to the Radisson and Kayla says "I'm not paying for the room all by myself. With hot tub and room service, it should be about $200. I can pay half. " I give her $100, then she tells me to pull around to Door the which is off to the left. "Autumn knows my husband, so I'll come around and let you in when I get the room. "

After about 10 minutes, I start to feel really foolish. After 15 minutes, I call the Radisson and ask for Autumn. The man at the desk says there's no Autumn there. No employee by that name at all.

I'm pissed. I'm pissed at this see*nt and I'm pissed at my dick which took over my feeble brain. What ever happened to "If it's too good to be true, it probably is. " or "A fool and his money are soon parted? " However, I had to admire her complete set up. Great backstory, great acting. She even got her tits out on the way to the hotel and had me pinch her nipples.

So there's my story. I can only hope this stupidity saves one of you from losing some cash, or that at least you get a chuckle out of it. [/QUOTE]OMG that sux! Should have tried for a BJ in he car before you got there.

I signed up for roomservice probably 10 years ago, IIRC at that time I didn't even have to pay. As far as I know once they verify you then they pretty only keep your name phone number and city and notes given to them by ladies. I've never had a problem

[QUOTE=Mod Shag;1084460]Ok, I'm realizing the "safest" way to get with reliable providers is to have one of these memberships. That said. You really have to give them everything about you. Name / address / employer / position / etc. And credit card info. For those of us who need to be discreet and private, how can that feel safe? Can someone please outline the pros and cons, or any negative experiences with these services? I tried searching for this topic and couldn't find anything. Many thanks and have a great weekend![/QUOTE]I haven't heard anything bad about them, but I'm not comfortable enough to sign up. Partly, I'm reluctant to take them at their word about not keeping information. And partly because I don't know what the legal implications are for having my name and phone number on their Big List o' Johns.

The providers seem to gain the most (easy screening) while I'm out the cost of membership _and_ I have to volunteer all this information to a third party? Nah, not for me. I can provide references if needed, that should be all that anyone needs to know.

[QUOTE=La Mott; 1083783]Fuck!

Okay, so I'm staying at a hotel at the airport and out of boredom I call the Quest line. Chat with a few girls, but I'm on that free hour thing they got, so I always encourage girls to call me on my cell. Sure enough I get a call from Kayla. She's in a bad marriage, husband's a trucker, gone a lot and tired when he gets home. Plus, she thinks he's having an affair, so she's horny and freaky. We talk dirty on the phone for a bit: She likes to be spanked, light domination, toys (she's got some, oral, and maybe anal if I'm not too big. She can have multiple orgasms, so she wants to know if I can hold my nut.

Kayla: Are you for real or are you one of these bullshit guys on here just for talk?

Me: I'm for real. You'll see.

I'm to pick her up at her apartment which, thankfully, is not far from where I'm staying. A MapQuest later, I'm parked outside a reasonable looking apartment building. Kayla asks that I get out and stand by the car so she can see me as she walks toward me. She doesn't want a group of guys jumping her, etc. She's reasonably attractive and she's carrying a bag of toys. She gets in my car and immediately starts massaging my balls.

Kayla: Here! Feel how wet I am!

She is wet, and she pulls her pants down to her ankles so I have easy access to her pussy. "Oooh, baby, I need a fuck so bad. " I'm playing with her cooter as she directs me. "I need a drink, " she says, "It makes me so horny. Let's stop here. " We stop at a little neighborhood bar, and she orders a White Russian.

Kayla: Just a sec, let me call my friend. She works at the La Quinta. Hello, is Amber there? Okay, thanks. [i]Aside to me: Let me try the Radisson. [/i] Autumn? Cool, can you get me a room tonight? Peter's back off the road, and we're celebrating. Hot tub. Sure, room service would be great. No, he's really happy to see me. I'll tell you more when I get there.

Flipping her phone shut, she tells me Autumn is a friend of hers that knows her husband, Peter, and that she knows their marriage has been rocky. She finishes her drink and says "Let's go! " Well, she didn't need to goad me at all, I was ready.

We pull up to the Radisson and Kayla says "I'm not paying for the room all by myself. With hot tub and room service, it should be about $200. I can pay half. " I give her $100, then she tells me to pull around to Door the which is off to the left. "Autumn knows my husband, so I'll come around and let you in when I get the room. "

After about 10 minutes, I start to feel really foolish. After 15 minutes, I call the Radisson and ask for Autumn. The man at the desk says there's no Autumn there. No employee by that name at all.

I'm pissed. I'm pissed at this see*nt and I'm pissed at my dick which took over my feeble brain. What ever happened to "If it's too good to be true, it probably is. " or "A fool and his money are soon parted? " However, I had to admire her complete set up. Great backstory, great acting. She even got her tits out on the way to the hotel and had me pinch her nipples.

So there's my story. I can only hope this stupidity saves one of you from losing some cash, or that at least you get a chuckle out of it. [/QUOTE]We have all been there. Don't feel too bad. Any monger claiming never to be ripped off is either a total liar or has never had any. Rule of thumb- when possible; pay after the service or no more than half. If she gets out of the car with the money. She's gone. Actually it is stupidity on her part. No repeat business for her. The bad part: she will probably find more suckers.

[QUOTE=SpokenOne69; 1082668]Someone said it somewhere in the forums When cops stop asking questions, you will either be under arrest or let go to be on your way they don't need to ask questions when they have evidence or some one shooting off their mouth.

DUI stops are good examples Refuse everything and they stop asking and place you under arrest. Do the field tests and you will dance until you fail. Thenarrested.

Moral of above KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.

Side note. All you goofballs PM'ing me for info, the ones with 1 or 2 or 3 or 4 posts. What do you think I am? LE, I will never ever give you info to arrest me or anyone else. Work hard like I do. Arrest violent criminals and criminals who steal from us[/QUOTE]Good advice about keeping your mouth shut. This is a topic I have rarely seen discussed. No one wants to talk about it much because it is a scary subject. Look, you might be screwed no matter what. But keeping your mouth shut makes the cops work for a living. They'll need to provide evidence in court. At worst, your attorney gets a negotiated case in court, because the court and prosecutors don't want to waste a lot of time when there are so many more serious cases to deal with. If it's your lucky day, the cops won't want to bother with a minor crime where they will need to spend time investigating then testifying in court. They will simply try to scare the shit out of you and send you on your way. You open your mouth and all bets are off. Think they'll take pity on you because you're a horn dog or the judge and / or prosecutor will be glad you made his job easy? You've seen all those TV shows where a guy gets a better deal because he confesses? Think again; not on prostitution. The cops and politicians want to show they're doing something useful and moral for the community. They have no use for you. You can't help them nab bigger criminals. Ask yourself a question. A lot of criminals lately don't get their pictures in tha paper and sometimes not even their names. I'm talking serious criminals. They nail you for being a john and the whole world will see your face and know your name. You're screwed, period! So most definitely- keep your mouth shut! If nailed- go peacefully and get a mouthpiece and pray.

Is anyone besides me sick and tired of living in a country that bills itself as "the land of the free" ands then allows shoddy politics to legislate those freedoms away on a daily basis? You can't pay somebody for a BJ, you can't drive your car fast, you can't smoke a little pot, can't can't can't, you can drink and drive until you kill yourself and you can murder someone and either get away with it or get off on a technicality.

I don't necessarily think The Tea Party is the answer but how do we really fight back? Should we be voting for Scot Lee Cohen?

Anyone have any ideas on the subject? If it were up to me I would legalize a bunch of stuff and tax it. So what if $40 of your AMP fee goes to a screw tax, their overhead probably includes that much in payoffs and legal fees as it stands.

Plus how do we make the average voter understand that the country would save billions on enforcement costs and alter a huge trade imbalance headed South of the border.

If prop 19 fails to pass in California this country will be in serious trouble.

Anyone have any ideas?

[. If it's your lucky day, the cops won't want to bother with a minor crime where they will need to spend time investigating then testifying in court. They will simply try to scare the shit out of you and send you on your way. You open your mouth and all bets are off.

[QUOTE=Past Tense; 1084805]

I don't necessarily think The Tea Party is the answer but how do we really fight back? Should we be voting for Scot Lee Cohen? . [/QUOTE]If only Cohen had answered the press truthfully about his massage parlor visits, that it was none of their business what happened in a private spa room, I could vote for him. Instead he claimed (unbelievably) that he didn't know that happy endings were provided at the establishment he visited. Give me a break!

Cohen's lame gun views are also a concern of mine. Mr. Cohen: So I have to take a course on gun safety to keep my 2nd amendment right? How about mandatory courses for people collecting welfare (NOT a Bill of Rights "right"?

[QUOTE=Jadedone;1083152]I'm not sure if I agree with this or not. Most of the published busts seem to take place in the middle of the week and usually in the middle of the day as well. However, I don't do the SW scene so that may be different.[/QUOTE]For example:

http://glenellynsun.suntimes.com/news/2159480-418/prostitution-felony-misdemeanor-naperville-police.html

[QUOTE=Jadedone; 1084882]For example:

http://glenellynsun.suntimes.com/news/2159480-418/prostitution-felony-misdemeanor-naperville-police.html[/QUOTE]I thought prostitution arrest would becaome a Felony. According to the article the johns were changed with misdemeanor, not felony. What is going on.

[QUOTE=Past Tense;1084805]Is anyone besides me sick and tired of living in a country that bills itself as "the land of the free" ands then allows shoddy politics to legislate those freedoms away on a daily basis?[/QUOTE]No. Living in this country is still the best deal on the planet. It isn't PERFECT but no place is.

[QUOTE=Jadedone; 1084882]For example:

http://glenellynsun.suntimes.com/news/2159480-418/prostitution-felony-misdemeanor-naperville-police.html[/QUOTE]In this case, LE was responding to a complaint by hotel staff. It's not as though LE was going to tell them to wait until Saturday.

But generally, I agree. If some jurisdictions have quotas or whatnot so that they tend to conduct stings on certain days of the week, I'm not aware of it. Furthermore, it's likely to vary from jurisdiction to jurisdiction; what's true for Naperville may be different for Palatine.

IMO, if you want to play the odds, you're better off staying away from certain areas. I hear from providers that Naperville, Schaumburg, Tinley Park, and Lansing all tend to conduct stings. In comparison, Joliet and NWI are relatively safe.

I've always shunned downtown too, but maybe a huge place like the Hyatt (or that place in Merchandise Mart) is relatively safe too. Maybe they are so large and filled with tourists that a wandering monger won't attract attention?

I dunno, but I'm curious what everyone else thinks.

[QUOTE=Ump1969;1084671]Good advice about keeping your mouth shut. This is a topic I have rarely seen discussed. No one wants to talk about it much because it is a scary subject.[/QUOTE]Folks. Go to Youtube and search for "Don't talk to Police" or "Don't talk to cops" . Either will give you links to a whole lot of advice from lawyers and others.

I was headed west on 79th to take care of business. It was nice and quiet. As. I was getting closer to the destination my spidey senses kicked in and I bailed. On my way back east I saw the boys in full force with multiple squad cars and tow truck. No doubt they had just nailed another monger.

Boys you must not get careless. If you do your research you'll see there are areas in the city to avoid completely.