Massage Parlor Reports

I recently saw a Craigslist ad for Andalusia Moroccan Barber/Spa for Men, 2411 S. Michigan. Their ad says ‘Allow our pretty Harem princesses to pamper you’. It got my attention . Since I felt like I was about due for a change in pace from the usual Chinatown fare, I said what the hey, I think I’ll go and TOFTT again. Their prices are a bit higher than what I am accustomed to (30 min. $45 -- 60 min. $90) so I decided to go for the 30 minute massage. I figured I would upgrade to the full hour if I wanted more, which I did.
I arrived without making an appointment…was greeted by a man who I later found out was one of the barbers who works there.
My masseuse was Valerie, who welcomed me with a lovely smile—friendly, outgoing and sweet, appeared to be about 30. She was wearing high heels and a very abbreviated version of a harem outfit….smokin’ hot! Before the massage session she gave me a quick tour of the upscale, roomy facility. Massage rooms are located upstairs overlooking the barber area. [url]http://andalusiaspa.com/Facility.html[/url]
Valerie started out with an exfoliant on my back, and then went into the full body massage, which was closer to a relaxing rubdown. She used lots of hot towels which really felt good, especially since the room was a little chilly. I asked her in a tongue-in-cheek fashion if I could bring my space heater next time. She promised to have the room nice and hot for me on my next visit, but I would have to call and let her know I was coming.
On the flip, she continued with fragrant oils and hot towels, carefully avoiding the boys, but said I could self-service if I liked. Not my cup of tea. Maybe YMMV.
She finished with a nice facial. I think she used a soap that was specially made for facials as I noticed it had a mild abrasive in it.
Another thing I liked is that she gave me the full hour that I paid for and didn’t try to rush me out the door with a 50 minute hour as they do in many of the Asian places.
On the way out, I met another one of the masseuses who had just arrived. A very cute and young spinner type. I can’t remember her name.
A note of caution to those of you who have a SO to answer to; the oils that they use are spicy and fragrant. They smell great, but they stick with you big time. Anyone standing next to you will notice.
I have no intention of abandoning my favorite places in Chinatown but I will definitely repeat for the ambience and beautiful young ladies.

I made my first visit to Chicago Therapeutic Massage a couple weeks ago based on info gathered on this board. Thanks to all the mongers who shared their experiences.

I called and arranged an appointment on fairly short notice, probably less than two hours. Was met at the storefront by the older lady in the posts whose name I don't recall. She's the one who is in her 50's with an impressive bod for that age, ample breasts in a push-up bra under a top showing a nice amount of cleavage. I booked for one hour.

She gave me an outstanding professional grade massage and she clearly knows what she's doing. Kept me covered after I said it was okay to lose the sheet, but she still didn't overlook anything while I was face down. Just a couple of "accidental" teases of the boys. Was covered on the flip also. Before the end, I let the sheet slip out of the way and asked her if she was going to take care of me down there. She was coy about it, saying she didn't want to go to jail, etc. , but gave in without much protest. She gave me one of the best HS's I've ever gotten from a provider. Without me saying a thing, she kept right on going after I popped to see if she could rub another one out. I finally had to ask her to stop.

Bottom line, really great massage and finish from a total GMILF for. 7 plus. 2 for a tip. Afterward, I felt badly about not leaving. 4, but I'll be back. Would like to experience the other younger provider too.

[QUOTE=Higuey Velez]I recently saw a Craigslist ad for Andalusia Moroccan Barber/Spa for Men carefully avoiding the boys, but said I could self-service if I liked. Not my cup of tea. Maybe YMMV.[/QUOTE]Higuey, I am going to be nice, since you're a Sr member, but your review reads like you are one of the owners (I know you are not a shill, but your posting reads that way). Basically what you are saying is "Andalusia is a jack-shack." Why are you being so nice about it? Because they didn't rip you off for $500 like a Lake St jackshack? it's still the same con. Promise everything, offer nothing.

Also, every other review of this place, here and on CL, said Andalusia was a dump! Dirty and unkempt. And that the girls were not high-quality, but looked like ghetto trash. I absolutely do not like calling out a fellow sr., but come on man. Why are you being so positive about this place?

[QUOTE=Higuey Velez]A note of caution to those of you who have a SO to answer to; the oils that they use are spicy and fragrant. They smell great, but they stick with you big time. Anyone standing next to you will notice.[/QUOTE]Since they don't do anything extra, what's the big deal? It's no different than going to Mario Tricocci. My SO wouldn't give a darn.

[QUOTE=PittPanther]Higuey, I am going to be nice, since you're a Sr member, going to Mario Tricocci. My SO wouldn't give a darn.[/QUOTE]

Actually, I care very little whether or not you like or agree with my review. Perhaps the problem is that you don't like my writing style or the ethnicity of the place I reviewed, but my purpose is not to please you. Well, this is me, my friend and I offer no apologies. I could have written it street style if I wanted to and just left a vague two sentence report, but I chose not to. Somehow I don't feel a need to blend in...only to write an honest report. Whether or not I am a Senior member has nothing to do with it. Go back and read all of my reviews and you will see that my style is consistent. Relax, enjoy life. Later on you will thank yourself for it. BTW I am not the owner and have no affiliation.

Anyone catch the picture in the metro section of the Trib Fiday of Lisa Zhu shovelling snow out in front of Senina?

[QUOTE=Past Tense]Anyone catch the picture in the metro section of the Trib Fiday of Lisa Zhu shovelling snow out in front of Senina?[/QUOTE]
I must have a different metro section. The one they show on line is the one I have. No Lisa shoveling. Oh well. Has anyone been to her.

I'm looking at the picture of Lisa on the front page of the Friday Metro section now - lol, too funny. (never been there myself.)

I went to Body and Soul today and I had the same experience that Lottie did. I also had Mimi who has a nice little body on her but can be in her early to late 40's Basically I had the same expereince as Lottie, except she didn't get nude for me she pulled down her top at my request but wasn't fully nude which I wanted. The HS was very nice though, I tipped her 50 I was going to do 40 but I had all big bills except for a 20 and a few single's so I had no choice. Not bad for 120 (although it should've been 110) would probably go again.

[QUOTE=Lottie]I went to Body and Soul last nite on the way home from work. Since the traffic was so slow moving I decided to go in for a little fun. This was my third visit and each time I've gone it gets better and better. The cost is $. 7 for one hour massage. I paid the mamasan and was asked if I wanted a shower. Of course I said yes. I undressed and was led into the shower by this petite Korean lady named Mimi. She's probably in her forties but has a smokin body. She scrubbed me down real good and paid close attention to the boys and undercarriage. She then led me to the sauna room to dry off more completely. Once I was finished in there it was off to the massage room. She gave a real good hard massage to the point she as walking on back. It was awesome. She then put a towel over the lamo to dim the lights. The massage became real light in touch. I was starting to feel real good. She then started to lick my feet all the way up my body to my ears. She played with my boys and undercarriage. She started to lick the boys which at this point was driving me crazy. This lasted a little longer and she told me to flip. When I did she was completely nude! What a sight. She asked of I wanted a HJ. I agreed and she got some lotion and went to work. She was licking the Boys and stroking and I didn't last real long. I popped all over her hand. She cleaned me up, I got dressed, I tipped her $. 3, with a hug and a smile I was off into the Chicago winter. All in all a great time was had by all for a mere $1.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sisterlovers]Decided to try xindy for the first time over lunch yesterday. Opted for .35 for half hour with April. She is older and chubby, but has a great attitude and is very accommodating. Followed HS with nice relaxing facial. I did see a couple other younger/thinner girls on my way out--anyone have a name I could request for next time? Oh, and she did use a LOT of oil. I left with that baby oil/stripper smell all over me.[/QUOTE]One of the better times I've had there was with Judith. Top up and she damn near gave me a prostate exam!! Also got a decent massage.

PS, beware of the font massage room with the curtains. I've had a massage in there a couple of times and caught them with the curtains partially open in full view of the waiting room. Little weird if you ask me.

Anyone know of any places in K town? It would be much appreciated.

Thanks,

Sintwin

Isn't Sunset a jack-shack? Went there once many lifetimes ago and it was self service...

BJ001


[QUOTE=Dr Kool]During my recent business trip to Chicago I also had the chance to stop by the Sunset Spa in Bensenville, IL. This place was a bit more upscale then the place I visited on Ashland. Door fee was 70 for the hour. They had some real hot looking Latina girls. I went on a Tuesday afternoon and they had about five hotties to choose from. (I must say it was a tough choice they were all hot and looked like models). It must have been a slow day cause the all seem eager for me to choose them. I finally chose Selena a hot Mexican petite girl with a great body in her early twenty's, she was dressed in the sexiest attire, she was very friendly, talkative and knew what she was doing. She had great hands and was willing to go a couple of extra miles to show me a great time. I gave her a well deserved tip (not requested nor negotiated). I had such a great time with Selena that I had to stop by to see her again before leaving the windy city and I must say my second visit was no different then my first. This place I really enjoyed wish we had places like this one back home.

My overall trip to the windy city was a success. Guys treat your therapist with respect tip her well and you will get rewarded. I just got back home and I am already looking forward to my next visit to the windy city. Stay warm guys![/QUOTE]

Yeah, I'm not to sure what those posts by Kool are.

They are written in a style typical of a phony shill post but he writes about a few different places and, if you read all of his posts (4 of them), he encourages the investment of multiple visits etc. While that's fine for some, I don't think most guys here are looking to spend 3 or 5 visits breaking down a massage girl so they can get a certified wristy. The point of this whole info excersize is to snag information that helps prevent those situations.

Maybe he's working for a Collective or an Association of massage parlors that are trying to work towards the common goal of draining our bank accounts before being offered a fucking hand job.

I haven't come across many massage girls that are worth spending 3-5 visits screwing around with, trying to get some manual relief.

Seriously, if they are playing games, I can get THAT with any girl and probably get laid after the second date.

I am not sure this is for the Chicago board but since it came up what the heck. I have been to Sunset and actually chose the same girl he did. You can definatly get a HJ there but it is expensive. Selina is very good looking and there was one other girl that was good looking when I went but the others were just ok. As far as her techniques the massage is really a soft rub. I do not know if it was because we did not know each other but she made prices of her services known before she did anything.

[QUOTE=BeetleJuice001]Isn't Sunset a jack-shack? Went there once many lifetimes ago and it was self service...

BJ001[/QUOTE]Has always been a positive experience for me... I don't have anything bad to say about Sunset.

[QUOTE=Fork Please]Yeah, I'm not to sure what those posts by Kool are.

They are written in a style typical of a phony shill...[/QUOTE]

In his defense, Kool doesn't recommend going to jackshacks. He's talking about going to LEGIT massage establishments, and trying to create a relationship with a girl that will lead to extras. I've never tried it, but I don't see the harm if he has the time, money, and patience.

Isn't it our dream to go to a legit spa, and get a hot HJ session from a young provider? Your SO wouldn't have a problem with you getting a massage at a regular spa (because they are legit).