ReJuve Spa

[QUOTE=ExitOnly;2788025]Does Dani have a Bush? Is that her ass in the photo? Massage? The only one I know have a little hair is Aria.[/QUOTE]Dani is clean shaven.

[QUOTE=LeftyBoy;2788170]No Bush and it's not her ass and tits in the photo. Her ass isn't as round and her tits are As but she's still hot. Hope she doesn't get implants like the other report said. Don't know about the massage though, only went there for one reason. =the.[/QUOTE]Oh please no plastic Bs. I think Aria has one of the nicest real Bs in all AMP. There was nothing wrong w the great Lux small real Bs but she had to cut and stuffed them.

So had to try again with the sexy goddess. She has the wildest laugh and most beautiful smile. She actually remembered me. Same show as usual but I have to admit, her slurp and glide is killer!! I ain't big but dam she can work that magic. Got a heart of gold that woman. I got the vibe that she wanted to go twice but I ain't no stud LOL. Waiting for sugar but hilton is truly one sexy woman.

Fellow mongers, been thinking about giving Rejuve a shot on Valentine's Day since I'm single and have no commitments. One of my big turn ons is being able to communicate with the girl. All of the girls at Rejuve are looking really fine. Which girl speaks the best English?

Also, wasn't kitty supposed to come back around this time? Anybody got wind of her?

[QUOTE=SexsSarved9141;2790034]Fellow mongers, been thinking about giving Rejuve a shot on Valentine's Day since I'm single and have no commitments. One of my big turn ons is being able to communicate with the girl. All of the girls at Rejuve are looking really fine. Which girl speaks the best English?

Also, wasn't kitty supposed to come back around this time? Anybody got wind of her?[/QUOTE]These girls can speak English well: Dallas, Jordan, Hilton, Page. Dallas is my ATF, however you will not be disappointed with any of them. I haven't tried Dani yet.

[QUOTE=SexsSarved9141;2790034]Fellow mongers, been thinking about giving Rejuve a shot on Valentine's Day since I'm single and have no commitments. One of my big turn ons is being able to communicate with the girl. All of the girls at Rejuve are looking really fine. Which girl speaks the best English?

Also, wasn't kitty supposed to come back around this time? Anybody got wind of her?[/QUOTE]Dani speaks English fluenty. Korean too if you want to learn some.

I'd say Kitty probably won't come back until next week at the earliest, but you never know. I'm hoping Sugar comes back soon.

[QUOTE=SexsSarved9141;2790034]Fellow mongers, been thinking about giving Rejuve a shot on Valentine's Day since I'm single and have no commitments. One of my big turn ons is being able to communicate with the girl. All of the girls at Rejuve are looking really fine. Which girl speaks the best English?

Also, wasn't kitty supposed to come back around this time? Anybody got wind of her?[/QUOTE]Sugar speaks excellent English (sounds like she has a college education by the manner in which she speaks. She's fluent). But, no telling if or when she will come back. I've been with Dallas only once (last year when she first arrived at Rejuve), and if I remember correctly, she spoke very good English. I've been with Page only once (when she was at Top Spa), and I thought her English was passable.

[QUOTE=SexsSarved9141;2790034]Fellow mongers, been thinking about giving Rejuve a shot on Valentine's Day since I'm single and have no commitments. One of my big turn ons is being able to communicate with the girl. All of the girls at Rejuve are looking really fine. Which girl speaks the best English?

Also, wasn't kitty supposed to come back around this time? Anybody got wind of her?[/QUOTE]I would help you out with your questions but of the 42 post you have 40 of them are questions about hawaii places and 2 are questions about NYC. Until you contribute I won't answer any of your questions.

[QUOTE=SexsSarved9141;2790034]Fellow mongers, been thinking about giving Rejuve a shot on Valentine's Day since I'm single and have no commitments. One of my big turn ons is being able to communicate with the girl. All of the girls at Rejuve are looking really fine. Which girl speaks the best English?

Also, wasn't kitty supposed to come back around this time? Anybody got wind of her?[/QUOTE]Not sure if you're working yourself up for your first AMP experience or what. No one can chose for you. We all have different tastes and varying experience ie YMMV. Just call for an appointment for one, if not available pick another until your Time slot is filled. Experience and report. You could walk in and taste the flavor that is available, but Rejuve is a mad house and all would probably be busy, so safer to make an appointment. No need speak their language, just point to your play toy, they will know what to do with it. If you don't lead, the girl will lead for you. It's what they do.

Thank you for the mongers for recommending me which girls to see. Haven't mongered since Luxx at Empire last June (yes, ouch) but with my nub on Force Awakens mode, meeeza thinks it's about time I slide it in like Slytherin.

Since I know how busy the place gets, I tried to set up an appointment with Hilton a day in advance. Mama tells me to call back tomorrow at 9 am. So after taking the worlds biggest beer shit at Times McCully, I call this morning at 8:30, only for mama to tell me Hilton was off. I was like WTF? Okayyyy, so I ponder which of their available catalog would suffice. Narrowed it down to Dallas. Good then I didn't set up an appointment but was going to take my chances inside when I got there. I see a street parking and this chick snakes it from me, FUCKIN KUNT! - (would rather park outside the grounds is possible) so I go around the block to search for more.

When I come around there is this fucking huge ass car accident right on the Rejuve side street that starts with a "K" and right in front of the Young Street Grocery Store. Like glass everywhere, huge ass truck flipped on it's side. So everyone is out on Young Street now LOL. Parked at Ross on King and tried to specter myself past everyone and walk up the "K" side street. Then I see the dudes at the auto service place, across the from the Rejuve parking lot. They're staring at me. I shouldn't give a fuck with the hall of shame bit but I admit I chickened out, despite all the bravado shit I said in the past LOL. So I try to be sneaky and walk around the building to hop the wall. Nope, those same guys were still out, in fact more of them this time and they were all smirking at me. I was like AHHH FUCK! So I kept on walking like I didn't notice them. HA! Shit, man. I was righhht there too! Wish I could've shocked them like Palaptine. Or maybe I was just being overly paranoid.

After a quick look through Ross and only finding Puma undies in the gayest of colors, decided I would make one last attempt to go to return to Rejuve but this time park in their lot. Drive onto Young again, the accident was all cleaned up but now that "K" side street is blocked off by cops and taxi drivers. As you all know, it's a one way street, so there's no getting around them. LE everywhere. GAWD FUNNIT! Flipped them all off behind my tinted windows and drove to McDonalds in Manoa to eat hash browns, pondering the morning.

My stupid horny ass will probably wake up super early again tomorrow to be first in line. While all those red flags from this morning shouldn't deter me, it did make me wonder.

In the words of Ahhhhnold, [I]"I'll beee back"[/I]! I have to. I need to get laid and I haven't reported in a long time.

[QUOTE=StripedFashion;2790811]Thank you for the mongers for recommending me which girls to see. Haven't mongered since Luxx at Empire last June (yes, ouch) but with my nub on Force Awakens mode, meeeza thinks it's about time I slide it in like Slytherin.

Since I know how busy the place gets, I tried to set up an appointment with Hilton a day in advance. Mama tells me to call back tomorrow at 9 am. So after taking the worlds biggest beer shit at Times McCully, I call this morning at 8:30, only for mama to tell me Hilton was off. I was like WTF? Okayyyy, so I ponder which of their available catalog would suffice. Narrowed it down to Dallas. I see a street parking and this chick snakes it from me, FUCKIN KUNT! - (would rather park outside the grounds is possible) so I go around the block to search for more.

When I come around there is this fucking huge ass car accident right on the Rejuve side street that starts with a "K" and right in front of the Young Street Grocery Store. Like glass everywhere, huge ass truck flipped on it's side. So everyone is out on Young Street now LOL. Parked at Ross on King and tried to specter myself past everyone and walk up the "K" side street. Then I see the dudes at the auto service place, across the from the Rejuve parking lot. They're staring at me. I shouldn't give a fuck with the hall of shame bit but I admit I chickened out, despite all the bravado shit I said in the past LOL. So I try to be sneaky and walk around the building to hop the wall. Nope, those same guys were still out, in fact more of them this time and they were all smirking at me. I was like AHHH FUCK! So I kept on walking like I didn't notice them. HA! Shit, man. I was righhht there too! Wish I could've shocked them like Palaptine. Fry Those Fuckas!

After a quick look through Ross and only finding Puma undies in the gayest of colors, decided I would make one last attempt to go to return to Rejuve but this time park in their lot. Come back around the block, the accident was all cleaned up but now that "K" side street is blocked off by cops and taxi drivers. I was all, GAWD FUNNIT, UFA! Flipped them all off behind my tinted windows and drove to McDonalds in Manoa to eat hash browns, pondering the morning.

My stupid horny ass will probably wake up super early again tomorrow to be first in line. While all those red flags from this morning shouldn't deter me, it did make me wonder.

In the words of Ahhhhnold, [I]"I'll beee back"[/I]! I have to. I need to get laid and I haven't reported in a long time.[/QUOTE]Haha. Mahalos my bruddah for your story. ! You made my day reading it as it was hilarious. What a karmic cluster fuck. So funny, but I felt for you. I'm still laughing now at how when shit happens it happens.

[QUOTE=StripedFashion;2790811]Thank you for the mongers for recommending me which girls to see. Haven't mongered since Luxx at Empire last June (yes, ouch) but with my nub on Force Awakens mode, meeeza thinks it's about time I slide it in like Slytherin.

Since I know how busy the place gets, I tried to set up an appointment with Hilton a day in advance. Mama tells me to call back tomorrow at 9 am. So after taking the worlds biggest beer shit at Times McCully, I call this morning at 8:30, only for mama to tell me Hilton was off. I was like WTF? Okayyyy, so I ponder which of their available catalog would suffice. Narrowed it down to Dallas. Good then I didn't set up an appointment but was going to take my chances inside when I got there. I see a street parking and this chick snakes it from me, FUCKIN KUNT! - (would rather park outside the grounds is possible) so I go around the block to search for more.

When I come around there is this fucking huge ass car accident right on the Rejuve side street that starts with a "K" and right in front of the Young Street Grocery Store. Like glass everywhere, huge ass truck flipped on it's side. So everyone is out on Young Street now LOL. Parked at Ross on King and tried to specter myself past everyone and walk up the "K" side street. Then I see the dudes at the auto service place, across the from the Rejuve parking lot. They're staring at me. I shouldn't give a fuck with the hall of shame bit but I admit I chickened out, despite all the bravado shit I said in the past LOL. So I try to be sneaky and walk around the building to hop the wall. Nope, those same guys were still out, in fact more of them this time and they were all smirking at me. I was like AHHH FUCK! So I kept on walking like I didn't notice them. HA! Shit, man. I was righhht there too! Wish I could've shocked them like Palaptine. Or maybe I was just being overly paranoid.

After a quick look through Ross and only finding Puma undies in the gayest of colors, decided I would make one last attempt to go to return to Rejuve but this time park in their lot. Drive onto Young again, the accident was all cleaned up but now that "K" side street is blocked off by cops and taxi drivers. As you all know, it's a one way street, so there's no getting around them. LE everywhere. GAWD FUNNIT! Flipped them all off behind my tinted windows and drove to McDonalds in Manoa to eat hash browns, pondering the morning.

My stupid horny ass will probably wake up super early again tomorrow to be first in line. While all those red flags from this morning shouldn't deter me, it did make me wonder.

In the words of Ahhhhnold, [I]"I'll beee back"[/I]! I have to. I need to get laid and I haven't reported in a long time.[/QUOTE]Talk about devine intervention for you NOT to go to ReJuve. So LOL. I was so excited to read your first report but this story was entertaining, too.

[QUOTE=StripedFashion;2790811]Thank you for the mongers for recommending me which girls to see. Haven't mongered since Luxx at Empire last June (yes, ouch) but with my nub on Force Awakens mode, meeeza thinks it's about time I slide it in like Slytherin.

Since I know how busy the place gets, I tried to set up an appointment with Hilton a day in advance. Mama tells me to call back tomorrow at 9 am. So after taking the worlds biggest beer shit at Times McCully, I call this morning at 8:30, only for mama to tell me Hilton was off. I was like WTF? Okayyyy, so I ponder which of their available catalog would suffice. Narrowed it down to Dallas. Good then I didn't set up an appointment but was going to take my chances inside when I got there. I see a street parking and this chick snakes it from me, FUCKIN KUNT! - (would rather park outside the grounds is possible) so I go around the block to search for more.

When I come around there is this fucking huge ass car accident right on the Rejuve side street that starts with a "K" and right in front of the Young Street Grocery Store. Like glass everywhere, huge ass truck flipped on it's side. So everyone is out on Young Street now LOL. Parked at Ross on King and tried to specter myself past everyone and walk up the "K" side street. Then I see the dudes at the auto service place, across the from the Rejuve parking lot. They're staring at me. I shouldn't give a fuck with the hall of shame bit but I admit I chickened out, despite all the bravado shit I said in the past LOL. So I try to be sneaky and walk around the building to hop the wall. Nope, those same guys were still out, in fact more of them this time and they were all smirking at me. I was like AHHH FUCK! So I kept on walking like I didn't notice them. HA! Shit, man. I was righhht there too! Wish I could've shocked them like Palaptine. Or maybe I was just being overly paranoid.

After a quick look through Ross and only finding Puma undies in the gayest of colors, decided I would make one last attempt to go to return to Rejuve but this time park in their lot. Drive onto Young again, the accident was all cleaned up but now that "K" side street is blocked off by cops and taxi drivers. As you all know, it's a one way street, so there's no getting around them. LE everywhere. GAWD FUNNIT! Flipped them all off behind my tinted windows and drove to McDonalds in Manoa to eat hash browns, pondering the morning.

My stupid horny ass will probably wake up super early again tomorrow to be first in line. While all those red flags from this morning shouldn't deter me, it did make me wonder.

In the words of Ahhhhnold, [I]"I'll beee back"[/I]! I have to. I need to get laid and I haven't reported in a long time.[/QUOTE]That was a good one! Had some times like that at Roses. I used to go watch football around there and as I would walk to Roses one of my acquaintances from the bar would come around the corner, then I'd be like " oh, I'll be right in", then some guys would come out of DJ's and start smoking right there, "curses, foiled again". These days I could care less who sees me. Your story was tops though. True about the grouchy mama at Rejuve though. She always like, "call back tomorrow, 9:00" then when you call back, "she on vacation", or "she busy".

[QUOTE=SirRegal;2790923]Talk about devine intervention for you NOT to go to ReJuve. So LOL. I was so excited to read your first report but this story was entertaining, too.[/QUOTE]Check it out, fellas! Took this picture when I was on the corner of Young Street / Kemole Lane (AKA "K" Street on prior report LOL) on the way to Rejuve this morning. Not really sure what happened exactly but talk about nuts!

Blocked out plates and faces to keep anonymity.

[QUOTE=StripedFashion;2791157]Check it out, fellas! Took this picture when I was on the corner of Young Street / Kemole Lane (AKA "K" Street on prior report LOL) on the way to Rejuve this morning. Not really sure what happened exactly but talk about nuts!

Blocked out plates and faces to keep anonymity.[/QUOTE]Holy shit. They probably was in a hurry for an appointment with Kitty.