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[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...te-19/10982801.[/URL] . I have to give props to Rufus as I too was looking at Jessica's ad but didn't act. How to describe Jessica; could be Gabrielle Union's younger sister, that is how hot this young lady is. Jessica gave me updates on her arrival and was just as sweet as can be. I don't usually give any details on my session and I asked Jessica if it was alright to disclose this tidbit and with a gorgeous smile she said yes. Her tongue takes care of the whole package and told her that women twice her age couldn't hold a candle to her. Jessica is now in my top 3 and cannot wait to see her again.

[QUOTE=Whiskeysours;2225074]You must be an important man with a full schedule. Sorry you haven't had time to call (but glad you found time to post here!) Since you're obviously more important and busy than the rest of us, maybe we can also come over and mow your lawn, wash your car perhaps? Clown.[/QUOTE]I will avoid that, it has same number in multiple post of different girls.

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[QUOTE=RickyJames1;2225195][ATTACH=CONFIG]344872[/ATTACH]Googling the number is always good, but plus right clicking in google chrome and selecting "search image" is also a good idea. Even without doing that, those pics looked fake as hell anyways. And when you do search the images you get hits for an internet porn model Anna Kay. I attached another of her pics. I highly doubt the girl you saw was Anna.[/QUOTE]Hey, fucking a "Fat Chick" is like riding a Honda. Its ok unless someone sees you! But when you admit it, all the gloves are off. At least you are able to warn us. Thanks.

Good response. Let me add something else, top SP's in whose' opinion? I mean, some of you guys have really questionable taste in women, and I am sure some of you think I am totally out to lunch by the chicks I date. If you asked 10 guys who the best SP in town is you would get at least a dozen opinions.

I love your Knowledge Is Power statement. Keep up the good work.

C3.

[QUOTE=LuvInIt007;2225398]Hey I have great idea lets start a thread called "positive escort reviews" it would have all positive reviews that all can read. Would that be of help? Come on man! RTFF just like everyone else has. If you don't have the time to read and contribute you are in the wrong place and you will probably get something your not asking for. Knowledge is power and there is a wealth of info here you just have to read it. Just my 2 common sense.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RickyJames1;2225195][ATTACH=CONFIG]344872[/ATTACH]Googling the number is always good, but plus right clicking in google chrome and selecting "search image" is also a good idea. Even without doing that, those pics looked fake as hell anyways. And when you do search the images you get hits for an internet porn model Anna Kay. I attached another of her pics. I highly doubt the girl you saw was Anna.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the heads-up. I am a total noob at this. The thought didn't even cross my mind that the photo was fake. Plus I was in a drug and alcoho fueled sex rage, so my judgement was impaired. L That was my first backpage attempt and second attempt overall, the first attempt being an OBT SW mid-afternoon, which was a much better experience. It would be great if there was a sticky like the 22 rules for street mongering but for Backpage.

[QUOTE=OHI812;2225382]Hey, fucking a "Fat Chick" is like riding a Honda. Its ok unless someone sees you! But when you admit it, all the gloves are off. At least you are able to warn us. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Haha, yeah true that. I def wasn't in my right mind. I had just gotten my adderall script filled and that shit makes me horny as hell, so I just wanted to fuck something and didn't wan't to cruise OBT at 12:30 am. Her taco didn't smell too good either, and I didn't feel like sticking around to keep listening to her story about her past meth addiction and prison bid.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2225404]Good response. Let me add something else, top SP's in whose' opinion? I mean, some of you guys have really questionable taste in women, and I am sure some of you think I am totally out to lunch by the chicks I date. If you asked 10 guys who the best SP in town is you would get at least a dozen opinions.

I love your Knowledge Is Power statement. Keep up the good work.

C3.[/QUOTE]C3, I agree with you on this one, I have seen a few providers that other mongers told me the girl is really hot only to discover that they were not hot to me. We all have our idea of what we like in a provider and just like C3 said there will be different opinions. Trusting others to rate a provider can be rewarding or disappointing. Sometimes you just have to take chances and hope the provider will be close to what you like.

[QUOTE=Jazak;2225453]C3, I agree with you on this one, I have seen a few providers that other mongers told me the girl is really hot only to discover that they were not hot to me. We all have our idea of what we like in a provider and just like C3 said there will be different opinions. Trusting others to rate a provider can be rewarding or disappointing. Sometimes you just have to take chances and hope the provider will be close to what you like.[/QUOTE]Great idea, but it is true about the taste varies among us. Best suggestion is to provide a pic or webpage link of the SP. I experienced myself that some recommendation are not hot as they describe. Some guys are happy with crackheads SW and their category of hotness is not Habanero Hot, it is maybe TacoBell Mild.

[QUOTE=OHI812;2225382]Hey, fucking a "Fat Chick" is like riding a Honda. Its ok unless someone sees you! But when you admit it, all the gloves are off. At least you are able to warn us. Thanks.[/QUOTE]So, someone riding in a Honda should be embarrassed to be seen by anyone? For what reason? Because it's pretty common knowledge that Honda makes some of the best damn products on the market. Stupid comparison!

I've never been with Jenna. I struck out once before when she stood me up at an incall appointment, keeping me waiting for about an hour. I tried again today after learning that she was working with Leilah and after seeing that both of them had great reviews here.

So I called Jenna and she agreed to an afternoon appointment, maybe with both she and Leilah. She said I could decide when I got there. I drove an hour to her hotel and called. Called again, and again, and again. Finally I got a text apologizing that the appointment is canceled. I wasn't a happy guy. I would say this girl is unreliable.

Longtime hobbyist first time posting.

My dreams with some local ladies.

Ashley Monroe-Haven't seen this lovely lady in a while.

Overall Rating: 9.

Face: 8.

Body: 8.

Her Attitude: 9. 5.

Enthusiasm: 9. 5.

Takes Direction: 9. 8.

Pros: Eager to please, takes direction like no other and easy to reach.

Cons: Chest tattoo (Not a deal breaker), possible management (never a problem).

Summary: Best bang for the buck.

Diamond-Ashley Monroe's roommate.

Overall Rating: 4. 5.

Face: 8.

Body: 7.

Pros: Tight body and ass.

Cons: Offended when asked to be on knees while providing headache relief, bed sheets smelled like rotten Doritos.

Summary: Would not repeat.

Chase-Claims to be from New Jersey but is from Michigan.

Overall Rating: 6.

Face: 8.

Body: 8.

Her Attitude: 6.

Enthusiasm: 6.

Takes Direction: 7.

Pros: Girl next door face with soft skin and nice ass. Fantastic headache relief.

Cons: Clock watcher, can be mechanical strictly business feel, management interrupts when time is up.

Summary: Little hottie with pretty face and nice body would have a higher rating with better attitude. Would only repeat as last resort.

Then I woke up from my dream.

Stay safe.

My dream with Kat.

Overall Rating: 8 Face: 8 Body: 7 Her Attitude: 8. 5 Enthusiasm: 7 Takes Direction: 7. 5 Pros: Warm personality, great hygiene, and tight kitty Cons: Tired when high and a little pricey. Summary: Will repeat because of her great personality and she's a redhead.

Then I woke up from my dream.

[QUOTE=Edwin0001;2225570]I've never been with Jenna. I struck out once before when she stood me up at an incall appointment, keeping me waiting for about an hour. I tried again today after learning that she was working with Leilah and after seeing that both of them had great reviews here.

So I called Jenna and she agreed to an afternoon appointment, maybe with both she and Leilah. She said I could decide when I got there. I drove an hour to her hotel and called. Called again, and again, and again. Finally I got a text apologizing that the appointment is canceled. I wasn't a happy guy. I would say this girl is unreliable.[/QUOTE]Damn, wonder what's up there? I tried texting Leilah 2 days ago and she never replied, I even told her I wanted to bring an extra 50 roses for the great time she showed me. Maybe something is up. Too bad, I hope to see her again.

There are two sets of rules for BP, in my opinion.

The first rule is simple, Friends Don't Let Friends Find Pussy on BP.

The second set of rules is for those that think the first rule is too stringent and they just want to live life on the edge.

A. Google the digits and look for history of ads and reviews.

B. About reviews. In some cities there are really good review web sites. O Town is not one of those cities. That may be why USASG is so successful here. For instance, when I am in Las Vegas there are no less than a half dozen good to very good review sites, including one that rates SP's on their pick pocket skills. Really, there is. In my opinion there are only two reliable sources for reviews here, USASG and the oThER site. If a chick is reviewed here it is pretty easy to check the reviewers creds by looking at total post count which may be artificially inflated, if he is a SM which only means he has been around for a little while, and to look for other reviews or relevant comments. It takes time. As for TER, it is a crap shoot. All due respect to A1 who may flag what I am about to write because, in general, he rightfully doesn't appreciate us pushing the competition, but I really have little good to say about TER. First, it is relatively hard to use. Second, it is very easy for a SP to inflate and fake reviews. Third, it costs money. Fourth, the basic information is almost always wrong because of a quirk in the way the German housewives that run the site limit editing of the basic stuff. This means if a SP moves to a different city or changes donation or gets fat it can't be changed. That really sucks because those things do change all the time. Those are the bad things. Are there good things? The only good thing is that it exists and is better than nothing. I haven't used it in O Town in a long, long time because, in my opinion, it has been hijacked by pimps to inflate positive reviews and there is no way to call them out on it. If a SP has no reviews refer to the first rule.

C. About reviews on USASG. Unfortunately, reviews in our humble little neighborhood don't show up on a Google search. I don't know how that all works but life would be much better if they did. I find the reviews on here for BP girls to be very reliable because if a pimp or white knight posts a fake review he gets called out pretty quickly. I like that. It is also very easy to search for SP's in this forum.

D. About reviews on TOSluts. Really? Want to get a laugh? Try to find a bad review over there. I really would like to know what their game is or who benefits from that bull shit.

E. About history. If a SP has a history of more than a month that is a pretty positive thing. First, it means she can keep track of her phone and doesn't have to keep buying a new one. But you can also see if more than one chick is using the same number, something that is never a good thing. You can also see if she keeps to a predictable geography or is a total Gypsy, again, not a good thing. If she has no history refer to the first rule.

F. Search the pics. I find this to be every bit as useful to use TinEye and the Google picture search feature. I am blown away by the large number of BP girls that use fake pics. If you find the pics are from a 90's porn star or out of a photo service in Chicago refer to the first rule. I really don't get the bullshit argument that the pics are representative of what the girl looks like. I think real pics are truly representative of what a chick looks like, fake pics are fake pics.

OK. This wasn't supposed to be a diatribe on how to find a BP girl that is worth a damn. We all know that is not an easy task. My point is, there are better and safer ways to find pussy.

Just one man's opinion.

C3.

[QUOTE=Firahs75;2225410]Thanks for the heads-up. I am a total noob at this. The thought didn't even cross my mind that the photo was fake. Plus I was in a drug and alcoho fueled sex rage, so my judgement was impaired. L That was my first backpage attempt and second attempt overall, the first attempt being an OBT SW mid-afternoon, which was a much better experience. It would be great if there was a sticky like the 22 rules for street mongering but for Backpage.[/QUOTE]

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This girl worked in Baltimore fond a review that she is not girl in pic and a cash and dash not sure how accurate but if anyone is going have a dream its possible it will be a nightmare.