[QUOTE=NorinRad;5541431]So WTF, happened to be in Detroit this past Saturday and hit a few clubs, NO action sadly. Should have taken Carrena up when I was there earlier before the Tiger's game. Thought about stopping at The Landing Strip on the way home, parked legally on the street, started to head inside, and "Skipper" proceeds to greet me, (nice guy) and tell me that he needs my keys, that it's Mandatory valet to come inside? Well I'd had a couple Vodka Tonics, but was still clear headed, thought about it a second and said, no thanks.
WTF. I've been to clubs all over the country, never cry a tear about cover charges, VIP room charges, Watered down liquor, and over priced dances, but some dude wants my keys when I'm parked a block away, legally on a public street?[/QUOTE]Stop into a flea market sometime. There's usually someone there that is selling old keys with fobs for a buck or two.
Park on the street and give this to the club. Make a show of being a little pissed at the whole process.
When you're leaving get these keys back or they might remember you next time leaving your keys behind and figure it out.
If there's a problem with a dancer or some other bullshit in the club and they're going to hold your keys hostage, fuck 'them and just walk out.
