The Good and The Bad-Fuck fight club
I come into the Dearborn area for business several times a year. Here is my latest report:
Flight Club-.
I get to the club and I go to pay the cover with the only bills I had ($100's). The girl acts annoyed and asks if I have smaller bills. I told her sorry I don't. She continues to have an attitude but I let it slide. I sit down and wait for the dancers. I got there at 7 pm, the time they open on Sundays, and no dancer got on stage until 8:15 pm. I mentioned this to the front desk and they said it was normal, they don't make the girls get there until 8 pm. Then why say you open at 7 pm? Finally, the dancers come out so I need some ones. I'm directed to the rude girl at the front desk again and the following is our convo:
Me: "Can I get some ones please?" (I hand her $60).
Her: "We only do ones in intervals of $100".
Me: "You just acted like my $100 dollar bill was really hard to break. Now I can't get ANY singles unless I give you one hundred?
Her: "yep. ".
she hands me this giant stack of ones, as I try to fold it and stick it in my pocket I joke that it barely fits*.
Her: "Well most people just take the stack and throw it, it doesn't need to go in their pocket. ".
I walked away obviously annoyed at the policy and the condescending tone. I brush it off and sit back down. I order my drink and watch the girls. The waitress comes by three times in 45 min asking if I want another despite the fact that I'm not even halfway through the one I have. Finally, I let her know I'm good until I finish my first. She then informs me that they have a two-drink PER HOUR minimum. I have been to tons of clubs with a two-drink minimum. But two every hour? So if I'm there for four hours I have to buy eight drinks? This after I paid to valet, paid for a cover charge, tip the bathroom dude, was asked to buy a rose for the stripper by some midget dude and they increased their price to go in the back to $25? As I'm asking the waitress questions about the policy a bouncer comes up and starts giving me a hard time about asking her these basic things. (I was being totally polite, I know it's not her fault but I was hoping she might communicate to someone higher up how it makes customers feel to be treated like this). He told me I had to buy another drink right now because it wasn't a "free show". All this despite the fact that in 45 minutes I had probably gone up and tipped $100 in ones to dancers already. I told him I would just leave. If anyone from Flight Club reads this, here are a few things to keep in mind:
1. Making me get $100 in ones is insane. Once it's all in ones I can no longer use the money for dances, as I'm not going to try to pay for $50 of dances in one-dollar bills. Also I don't want the strippers knowing how much I have but how do I hide a stack like that?
2. You are just asking to get sued with your two drink policy. If someone hits another person while drunk driving any good lawyer could come back and say "This is your fault because you required my client to keep drinking the entire time. How does someone sober up before they leave if you force them to have two drinks every hour?
3. I could forgive all of these rules IF they were posted outside. But instead, you let me pay to park and get in before any of this is mentioned. You already have a sign outside with the dress code, but you leave out all this other stuff. On purpose.
Other Club Reviews from this weekend:
BTS-.
I had a good time with a skinny blonde girl with braces. Her name escapes me. She had a bubbly personality and a nice body, but nothing to blow your mind here. Average pricing.
Playhouse-.
I don't see this club mentioned much so I decided to take a gamble. You can def get extras but it is 100% a black club. So if that's not your thing don't go. But I met a great girl named Lexi. Her body wasn't the best but her personality made up for it. I paid $100 for a HJ.
Landing Strip-.
I had fun with a pretty black girl named Jamie. Fantastic body and nice personality. She is cool with being paid after, which is nice. I paid $100 for HJ and $25 for a few songs.
Pantheon-.
100% a black club. Extras can be had (I didn't partake as none of the girls looked good to me).
Bogarts-.
Sorry, I forgot her name but there is a Hispanic girl who works Sunday nights only that was super fun. Big tits and a nice ass. Same $100.