Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Sizzle5;2522683]

Looks 0/10.

Happy Ending I'll seperate into 2 parts: Mechanics 10/10. Sexiness 2/10.

[/QUOTE]When I jerk myself off and save $. LOL.

[QUOTE=Ronnor;2522691]When I jerk myself off and save $. LOL.[/QUOTE]Unfortunately I quit jerking off for good for moral reasons. Don't try to make sense of it.

[QUOTE=Sizzle5;2522698]Unfortunately I quit jerking off for good for moral reasons. Don't try to make sense of it.[/QUOTE]But you need to take your show on the road. That is the funniest thing I've read in years! I might ask admin to delete it so I can move on.

[QUOTE=BeepBeepItsMe;2497328]She used to be FS. Definitely back in the day was fully undressed, hand job and sometimes BBBJ. I think with her, it's more about the person / history. I haven't seen her in many years. From everything I've heard, she's wanting / trying to be totally legit and is into all the mumbo jumbo new age energy / spirit massage / therapy. (Apology to anyone into that).

Bottom line is I think if you've had history / service with her you still get that. If you're new, it's not likely or very VERY much YMMV.[/QUOTE]I had a session with her a few months ago. The massage was okay but certainly not the best I've ever had, she's not even a licensed massage therapist. She had mentioned beforehand that draping was optional and was grazing the boys throughout the massage. After the flip the little guy was at full attention and she made a reference to it but nothing beyond that.

[QUOTE=Ronnor;2522731]But you need to take your show on the road. That is the funniest thing I've read in years! I might ask admin to delete it so I can move on.[/QUOTE]None taken. It was a strange decision and doesn't make sense unless you know why. I was reading the news and it was just one awful thing after another and I thought god must be punishing us for being immoral. Then I proceeded to start jerking it when I realized that was also immoral so I decided to never do that again. But I never promised to not go to AMPs.

Any info on this one? Thinking about TOFTT.

[URL]http://raleigh.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/available-now-sexy-piper-100-real-pics-call-now/21575713[/URL]

[QUOTE=Sizzle5;2522899]None taken. It was a strange decision and doesn't make sense unless you know why. I was reading the news and it was just one awful thing after another and I thought god must be punishing us for being immoral. Then I proceeded to start jerking it when I realized that was also immoral so I decided to never do that again. But I never promised to not go to AMPs.[/QUOTE]Don't worry man, and don't listen to the village idiots. You're good and the story / info is appreciated.

Tried to call Summer Breeze and another person to schedule a massage but never answer after multiple calls over multiple days. The ad says no restricted calls but I'm using Google voice. The phone number is not blocked and the name just says Raleigh. Is this enough for them to know it is google voice and not answer?

[QUOTE=Buki1;2522991]Don't worry man, and don't listen to the village idiots. You're good and the story / info is appreciated.[/QUOTE]The village idiots are the one who find it funny that jerking off is immoral but not soliciting prostitution? Seriously? LOL.

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Has anyone visited the Garner area AMP and left successful?

Crazy dream that went like this. With all the ice being put on the AMPs in Cary I decided to visit VIP. I hadn't been there before and it's reported to offer more than the usual fare. On the map it doesn't look that far but it sure seemed to take forever to get there. Google maps also directed me to the wrong location and I had not seen that reported yet. They have a new manager who is really nice so that was a surprise especially after reading about previous one. I pay the house fee which is $80 and I'm directed to a fairly nice private room. The music is classical with a decent volume but the massage table does not have a hole for your face so your neck could get a little kinked. I had also asked on the phone and in person if I could see who was going to do the massage and was told yes but that never happened. All they said was "you like". I get prepared and in walks about a 6/10 with no figure, 28 years old and rubber boots. I stayed because I drove the distance and I already paid the house fee. So lets see where this goes. I was asked about a table shower which I normally don't do but I decided what the heck. We go the the shower and I'm hosed down like an elephant in the zoo. Soap was applied with a loofah, which I hate, rinsed again and told to flip. Loofah the front and then here's the big surprise. She tosses the loofah on my stomach and says "you clean". Hmmmmmmmm, things are not going as planned. I asked her to do it and she declined. I thought maybe it was a test and went with it. She barely dries me off and we head to the room. The massage starts and she keeps the towel on my lower half so I keep taking it off. The massage is horrible and not sensual. She works her way down, grabs the towel and crams it in between my legs and up my butt. WTF? I ask her to remove the towel and she refuses. I tell her I'm done and I get up to leave. She then removes the towel but gets a really bad attitude. Mind you, she's had a terrible attitude since I got there but I figured I could charm her. She starts again and then says I have a bad attitude and that guys that are in shape always do. Again, I have no idea what she's talking about but it's over for me. I ask for the manager and explain what happened and she was super nice and apologized. She even offered to finish the massage but I wasn't in the mood. They only had one girl working because I asked. I couldn't understand her name. It sounded like Kim Jung but it wasn't because when I asked the second time I was told I was being too nosy. She's Korean, flat face, no boobs, 5'3, and stained teeth. If that person walks in I would suggest running out. I've never been declined a HE at an AMP and I may be the first at VIP. LOL. Here's the bottom line fellas. This is NOT a bad review of VIP. This is a bad review of the girl and my experience. The place is clean and the manager was great but you need to try and figure out who's going to do your massage in advance. AVOID this chick at ALL costs. I'll post this in the VIP section as well.

[QUOTE=Nattie;2524252]Crazy dream that went like this. With all the ice being put on the AMPs in Cary I decided to visit VIP. I hadn't been there before and it's reported to offer more than the usual fare. On the map it doesn't look that far but it sure seemed to take forever to get there. Google maps also directed me to the wrong location and I had not seen that reported yet. They have a new manager who is really nice so that was a surprise especially after reading about previous one. I pay the house fee which is $80 and I'm directed to a fairly nice private room. The music is classical with a decent volume but the massage table does not have a hole for your face so your neck could get a little kinked. I had also asked on the phone and in person if I could see who was going to do the massage and was told yes but that never happened. All they said was "you like". I get prepared and in walks about a 6/10 with no figure, 28 years old and rubber boots. I stayed because I drove the distance and I already paid the house fee. So lets see where this goes. I was asked about a table shower which I normally don't do but I decided what the heck. We go the the shower and I'm hosed down like an elephant in the zoo. Soap was applied with a loofah, which I hate, rinsed again and told to flip. Loofah the front and then here's the big surprise. She tosses the loofah on my stomach and says "you clean". Hmmmmmmmm, things are not going as planned. I asked her to do it and she declined. I thought maybe it was a test and went with it. She barely dries me off and we head to the room. The massage starts and she keeps the towel on my lower half so I keep taking it off. The massage is horrible and not sensual. She works her way down, grabs the towel and crams it in between my legs and up my butt. WTF? I ask her to remove the towel and she refuses. I tell her I'm done and I get up to leave. She then removes the towel but gets a really bad attitude. Mind you, she's had a terrible attitude since I got there but I figured I could charm her. She starts again and then says I have a bad attitude and that guys that are in shape always do. Again, I have no idea what she's talking about but it's over for me. I ask for the manager and explain what happened and she was super nice and apologized. She even offered to finish the massage but I wasn't in the mood. They only had one girl working because I asked. I couldn't understand her name. It sounded like Kim Jung but it wasn't because when I asked the second time I was told I was being too nosy. She's Korean, flat face, no boobs, 5'3, and stained teeth. If that person walks in I would suggest running out. I've never been declined a HE at an AMP and I may be the first at VIP. LOL. Here's the bottom line fellas. This is NOT a bad review of VIP. This is a bad review of the girl and my experience. The place is clean and the manager was great but you need to try and figure out who's going to do your massage in advance. AVOID this chick at ALL costs. I'll post this in the VIP section as well.[/QUOTE]It's not unusual for one of us to have a WTF visit to any one of these places. A few weeks ago I went to Green Apple in Cary for I think my 3rd visit. Walk in the usual girl takes me to the room and says you get ready. I undress lay down to relax, I can hear her in the other room talking to the other customer getting his massage, 5 minutes pass, 10 minutes pass 15, Now I have walked out of many restaurants pissed at poor service. At 20 minutes she and him are still laughing and talking I'm dressed and pissed go to the front and have to open the door so the bell will ring, she finally comes out and says I'm finished I massage you now, oh hell no I want my money back. But I'm finished I give you massage NOPE give me my money, oh you are mad I massage you for free, MY MONEY now! I left. LOL I was pissssssd. I didn't write a bad review of the place because I was probably the only one it happened to. But we all have a shitty visit from time to time. I bet if I went back she will be on time.

[QUOTE=Terk12;2523646]Tried to call Summer Breeze and another person to schedule a massage but never answer after multiple calls over multiple days. The ad says no restricted calls but I'm using Google voice. The phone number is not blocked and the name just says Raleigh. Is this enough for them to know it is google voice and not answer?[/QUOTE]No they're probably just busy. I've found that texting gets a response more often than I get called back. With some providers you really have to just keep at it until you connect. FWIW I hear summer breeze does not do much extra.

To nattie.

You did have poor attitude. You should never go in expecting extras just hope for them.

With the recent arrests some AMP workers might be nervous about new guys. You should have been polite and no matter how bad things seemed said thank you see you next time. By the way I've had at least one who does the same towel thing. But I go with it and every time without fail ahe offers a he.

You're wrong Joe. I didn't include every detail of the dream. It started out with her having the worse attitude and sour face from the very beginning of any AMP I've ever seen and I stuck with it. Believe me, I know how to act and I didn't go in with any preconceived notions of anything. I stuck with it for over a half hour until her demeanor was just more than I could take. You weren't there. She was a biatch from the start and I'm being nice. Not trying to flame just stating facts that you weren't there. There also hasn't been a review of VIP in a while so I thought it was timely. In addition, when someone takes time out to write a detailed review you shouldn't shoot the messenger. IJS. .

[QUOTE=JoeLooking;2524355]To nattie.

You did have poor attitude. You should never go in expecting extras just hope for them.

With the recent arrests some AMP workers might be nervous about new guys. You should have been polite and no matter how bad things seemed said thank you see you next time. By the way I've had at least one who does the same towel thing. But I go with it and every time without fail ahe offers a he.[/QUOTE]

Can anyone recommend a good phone app that does not show up on phone bill? My Google voice or Google phone app comes up as an India call. Hers will not answer but if I do they question me and are highly suspicious. I am just a normal dude trying not to reveal my name and place of employment. Anyone have any recommendations?

[QUOTE=Hoganmike04;2524414]Can anyone recommend a good phone app that does not show up on phone bill? My Google voice or Google phone app comes up as an India call. Hers will not answer but if I do they question me and are highly suspicious. I am just a normal dude trying not to reveal my name and place of employment. Anyone have any recommendations?[/QUOTE]Check out Burner. Gives you a new phone number in area code of choice that you can destroy at any time. You can configure it to not ring or notify on text, and protect access / call history with a PIN. You have to buy credits with in-app purchases, but I find it well worth it.

Had a dream I visited #33 on the list yesterday. My first visit here. Place is not well marked, just an Open sign at the end of the little strip mall.

Door was locked so I knocked, greeted by Linda with a big hug. Not the best looking, a little chubby but not bad, Chinese, maybe in her 30's or so, pretty good rack.

Rooms were good, seemed clean, walls all the way to the ceilings, no TS. I had some back pain and she worked it out, tons of teasing before the flip which was very nice.

The occasional over the clothes grab ass, on the flip went right to the root of the matter and took care of business while I had a nip in my hand under.

Her shirt, cleaned up with a hot towel and then finished the massage.

Nice to have a place in that neck of the woods. Massage was a dollar a minute and the usual tip (given upfront) was appreciated.

[URL]http://raleigh.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/great-treatments-close-to-downtown/21538336[/URL]

I've been seeing this ad pop up lately, anyone know what her services are like? The price looks good.

[QUOTE=BrownRod;2524492][URL]http://raleigh.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/great-treatments-close-to-downtown/21538336[/URL]

I've been seeing this ad pop up lately, anyone know what her services are like? The price looks good.[/QUOTE]My guess is that this is just a massage.

The 801 area code is from Utah. Services there are quite limited.

However, in general if you call for a "Massage" there, you will actually get someone who brings a portable massage table to your room and gives you a real massage. No more.

Again, I don't know this person but I would only call if you really need a massage 1st with anything else being an unexpected bonus.

[QUOTE=Hoganmike04;2524414]Can anyone recommend a good phone app that does not show up on phone bill? My Google voice or Google phone app comes up as an India call. Hers will not answer but if I do they question me and are highly suspicious. I am just a normal dude trying not to reveal my name and place of employment. Anyone have any recommendations?[/QUOTE]I use text now. You can choose any number you want. So you can text free plus also make phone calls. I've used free credits I've earned. If you have an iPhone check it out in the App Store.

[QUOTE=Terk12;2523646]Tried to call Summer Breeze and another person to schedule a massage but never answer after multiple calls over multiple days. The ad says no restricted calls but I'm using Google voice. The phone number is not blocked and the name just says Raleigh. Is this enough for them to know it is google voice and not answer?[/QUOTE]Don't waste your time, she is not worth it.

Anyone seen Alyssa lately? Curious if she's still offering FS and was it a good visit. Contemplating taking the plunge and giving her a try.

Sunday and&o article shows 3 arrests in area expect less extras elsewhere.

[URL]http://www.newsobserver.com/news/local/crime/article25271470.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=BrownRod;2524492][URL]http://raleigh.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/great-treatments-close-to-downtown/21538336[/URL]

I've been seeing this ad pop up lately, anyone know what her services are like? The price looks good.[/QUOTE]It's a good question, she says she just visiting, visiting some relatives? Friends?

Or did she decide to put on a tank top showing her nice tits with lips that look like they could suck testicles through a straw and think humm I'll leave Utah or wherever she's from and visit some potential customers in Raleigh NC and offer my professional massage services (lots of money in that) Now her ad certainly indicates this. My guess is it could go either way, short term out of town visitors can sometimes be tricky from some of the post I've read from the more experienced guys.

[QUOTE=Pubb69;2524646]Don't waste your time, she is not worth it.[/QUOTE]Can you quantify this assessment? What about the experience makes it not worth it to you?

[QUOTE=Lazyboy;2524664]Sunday and&o article shows 3 arrests in area expect less extras elsewhere.

[URL]http://www.newsobserver.com/news/local/crime/article25271470.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Uncle LEO active in Cary today. Be careful out there!

[QUOTE=Hoganmike04;2524414]Can anyone recommend a good phone app that does not show up on phone bill? My Google voice or Google phone app comes up as an India call. Hers will not answer but if I do they question me and are highly suspicious. I am just a normal dude trying not to reveal my name and place of employment. Anyone have any recommendations?[/QUOTE]Thank you!!

I had a pretty good massage with a nice slow PM with the HE. Feel free to send me a private message if you would like more details.

[QUOTE=Lazyboy;2524664]Sunday and&o article shows 3 arrests in area expect less extras elsewhere.

[URL]http://www.newsobserver.com/news/local/crime/article25271470.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Is this the correct link? This is from last week, we already knew about this one.

[QUOTE=XHippie;2524725]It's a good question, she says she just visiting, visiting some relatives? Friends?

Or did she decide to put on a tank top showing her nice tits with lips that look like they could suck testicles through a straw and think humm I'll leave Utah or wherever she's from and visit some potential customers in Raleigh NC and offer my professional massage services (lots of money in that) Now her ad certainly indicates this. My guess is it could go either way, short term out of town visitors can sometimes be tricky from some of the post I've read from the more experienced guys.[/QUOTE]Yeah, it could be just a massage, the prices are in line for that. Or it could be the price to get you in the door then she opens the real price list for services unnamed.

[QUOTE=BrownRod;2524492][URL]http://raleigh.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/great-treatments-close-to-downtown/21538336[/URL]

I've been seeing this ad pop up lately, anyone know what her services are like? The price looks good.[/QUOTE]The prices are in the ad, I went for the two hour appointment. She is strictly legit, but if you like a good firm massage she's really good. Very nice girl, that is her in the pic but I didn't get the impression that she's offering anything apart from a massage. Damned good massage though!

[QUOTE=SlantedLights;2525392]Can you quantify this assessment? What about the experience makes it not worth it to you?[/QUOTE]Just do a search on her but I can tell you it is a waste, even though her ass is pictured a thousand times in her pics does not mean you will be seeing it. The massage is a half hearted attempt at best. Pay for an hour and get about 30 minutes and she is overpriced at any rate.

[QUOTE=BrownRod;2526599]Yeah, it could be just a massage, the prices are in line for that. Or it could be the price to get you in the door then she opens the real price list for services unnamed.[/QUOTE]Toftt today, She looks exactly like her pics and those tits are spectacular. She is a real masseuse that gives a great massage and is very pleasant.

She asked me to cover with the towel so I did and she massaged for the full hour. Highly unlikely that any thing extra is in play.

[QUOTE=Pubb69;2526958]Toftt today, She looks exactly like her pics and those tits are spectacular. She is a real masseuse that gives a great massage and is very pleasant.

She asked me to cover with the towel so I did and she massaged for the full hour. Highly unlikely that any thing extra is in play.[/QUOTE]Thanks for TOFTT, some may grasp for straws and think she's testing the waters before giving up the good stuff but I doubt it, the girls giving it up to first timers are exactly as it seems to cover their travel and pimp expenses. They got to make it quick and compete with all the other ads. The ones out there taking the first plunge like you did is waaaay more advertisement than what their picture is on their ad. Good job!!

[QUOTE=Pubb69;2526958]Toftt today, She looks exactly like her pics and those tits are spectacular. She is a real masseuse that gives a great massage and is very pleasant.

She asked me to cover with the towel so I did and she massaged for the full hour. Highly unlikely that any thing extra is in play.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info. I tried to make an appt by text for today but she said she was booked until late next week. I guess that's what a new pretty face can do for you. If she is legit there shouldn't be a new ad posted tomorrow. If there is a new ad posted ill take it that she is just being selective. Ill see, but regardless the more competition in the area the better.

I am new here today and I just moved to the area, I'm trying to look up the AMPs and I keep seeing "jj's list" referenced, can someone tell me where to view it?

[QUOTE=BrownRod;2527409]Thanks for the info. I tried to make an appt by text for today but she said she was booked until late next week. I guess that's what a new pretty face can do for you. If she is legit there shouldn't be a new ad posted tomorrow. If there is a new ad posted ill take it that she is just being selective. Ill see, but regardless the more competition in the area the better.[/QUOTE]She has a new ad that has just been put up, but a lot of girls have ads reposted automactically for a period of time, so I am not sure that she is just being selective.

Guess time will tell.

[QUOTE=Brucea06;2527634]She has a new ad that has just been put up, but a lot of girls have ads reposted automactically for a period of time, so I am not sure that she is just being selective.

Guess time will tell.[/QUOTE]Booked that far out and being selective, that must be one helluva legit massage.