Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Plumber2; 1796920]Bummer lunch today at the Coliseum. I had my eye on a flawless young, thin white girl with the perfect little apple ass. I tipped $10 on stage, and asked her to come over. She was getting mobbed by every guy there. I waited way too long and should have just left with my money. Her name is Isa. VERY hot. We go in the VIP and she tells me $25 a song, and $50 a song if I kiss or lick her. WTF? She sat on my lap and barely wiggled in the same position for the entire song. Knowing the answer already, I inquired about extras. She said she doesn't do extras, but she'll dance nude for $100 a song. LOL. She said it's her 4th day dancing, so I understand where she is coming from, but we all know that the novelty of the new girl will wear off, her money will allow down and her habits may pick up.

Dammit I wanted to pound that girl from behind! Instead of the easy $150-probably $200 I would've willingly paid, she made $25.[/QUOTE]My ATF just moved to Coliseum but I haven't visited yet. Do they have a VIP tax?

Yeah, her very first Dance. I did not believe her but she spent the evening with me. Her friend worked there as well and was getting her started. Now I know what you are thinking, she was playing a game but, I done enough of the clubs to tell. I kept her in booze and we had a great time. I finally asked if she want a dance. I repeat I asked if she wanted to dance. She was so new. So we go back and she is a little shy at first but not too shy. I almost thought she lied but then I notice her uncertainty in the VIP room. She was over cautious about where she placed her legs and such. She eventually got into it as did I. She was a grinder thats for sure. When she leaned back and I was feeling her awesome breasts my hand slipped down between here legs and my finger just fell in. Not from any looseness but because she was dripping wet! I think she would have went for more but like I said she was green. It was fucking awesome. Yeah I didn't bust a nut but it pretty cool when you get break in a dancer for the first time and know you were the first. After the Dance she went for a smoke and came back and stayed with me until close. I went back the next night cause she said she would be there. She wasn't. Her friend said that she is not sure if she can make it as a dancer. I know she can if she can let herself go. Yeah I cam getting to the place, it was La Chambre which is not the greatest place and I have only been there a few times but, uprising things happen in the strangest of places. Her stage name is Reece and she a white dancer like a spinner but with more meat in the right places. If you at La Chambre and see her, get a dance you will be surprised.

[QUOTE=Plumber2;1798312]After a warm up dance came one of the worst bjs ever. Really hot chick who can't suck a dick to save her life. More of a suck the tip and fake it with a HJ. Total disappointment. At least the calamari was good.[/QUOTE]What a bummer. I hate that. Dude, we should run a clinic for really hot chicks who want to learn how properly to suck a dick. Seriously.

[QUOTE=Plumber2;1798178]No VIP tax at the Coliseum.[/QUOTE]None at Player's either, in my totally made up experience.

[QUOTE=Plumber2;1798312]After a warm up dance came one of the worst bjs ever. Really hot chick who can't suck a dick to save her life. More of a suck the tip and fake it with a HJ. Total disappointment. At least the calamari was good.[/QUOTE]

Not to sound like I have it all figured out, but when I want a good BJ, I always go for the bigger girls or the uglier girls. I prefer to avoid the young ones, too. I am rarely disappointed with this method, as they seem to try harder, and usually have lots of experience.

The strippers who are 9s and 10s regularly disappoint me when it comes to dances; be it lappers, grinders or extras. Some put on a good show, but usually they just try to get by on their looks.

It was very hot yesterday, so thought of having some beer. So one thought led to other finally landed at Toy Chest around 7:15 pm. This is the first time I experience this club and there is no point to boost this place. It is a very normal club where I payed 10 for the entry. To cut short had couple of beers and had a back stage adventure with a dancer named Emily. All in all she gave a very nice body massage with CBJ no song counting for 100. Oh yeah, they ripped 20 for the backstage.

In a nut shell I won't repeat this place.

[QUOTE=Bumper1; 1799471]It was very hot yesterday, so thought of having some beer. So one thought led to other finally landed at Toy Chest around 7:15 pm. This is the first time I experience this club and there is no point to boost this place. It is a very normal club where I payed 10 for the entry. To cut short had couple of beers and had a back stage adventure with a dancer named Emily. All in all she gave a very nice body massage with CBJ no song counting for 100. Oh yeah, they ripped 20 for the backstage.

In a nut shell I won't repeat this place.[/QUOTE]I was just there two weeks ago and it was $10 for VIP. Did she have you go to a big VIP room? A while back it was $20/$50 for VIP then it dropped to $10.

For those of you who queried in the not too distant past.

I bring you tidings of great joy!

Raquel the hot little spinner blonde with superb body is at Bogarts tonight. She is with her roommate, Kayla a very cute spinner brunette. Her roommate is lacking in the boon department, but has a killer ass.

Apparently she returned last week, perhaps the week before; she plans to dance one or two times per week.

Enjoy!

[QUOTE=DetLurker;1799544]I was just there two weeks ago and it was $10 for VIP. Did she have you go to a big VIP room? A while back it was $20/$50 for VIP then it dropped to $10.[/QUOTE]10 gets a chair. 20 for a couch.

[QUOTE=Passenger; 1799670]For those of you who queried in the not too distant past.

I bring you tidings of great joy!

Raquel the hot little spinner blonde with superb body is at Bogarts tonight. She is with her roommate, Kayla a very cute spinner brunette. Her roommate is lacking in the boon department, but has a killer ass.

Apparently she returned last week, perhaps the week before; she plans to dance one or two times per week.

Enjoy![/QUOTE]Thanks for that update. I'm looking forward to working a deal out (in) with her.

[QUOTE=SteveBlack; 1799198]Not to sound like I have it all figured out, but when I want a good BJ, I always go for the bigger girls or the uglier girls. I prefer to avoid the young ones, too. I am rarely disappointed with this method, as they seem to try harder, and usually have lots of experience.

The strippers who are 9s and 10s regularly disappoint me when it comes to dances; be it lappers, grinders or extras. Some put on a good show, but usually they just try to get by on their looks.[/QUOTE]Per Dr Benjamin Franklin:

You should prefer old women to young ones. You call this a paradox, and demand my reasons. They are these:

Because as they have more knowledge of the world and their minds are better stored with observations, their conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreeable.

Because when women cease to be handsome they study to be good. To maintain their influence over men, they supply the diminution of beauty by an augmentation of utility. They learn to do a thousand services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old woman who is not a good woman.

Because there is no hazard of children, which irregularly produc'd may be attended with much inconvenience.

Because through more experience they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an intrigue to prevent suspicion. The commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the affair should happen to be known, considerate people might be rather inclin'd to excuse an old woman, who would kindly take care of a young man, form his manners by her good counsels, and prevent his ruining his health and fortune among mercenary prostitutes.

Because in every animal that walks upright, the deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the neck; then the breast and arms; the lower parts continuing to the last as plump as ever; so that covering all above with a basket, and regarding only what is below the girdle, it is impossible of two women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all cats are gray, the pleasure of corporal enjoyment with an old woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every knack being by practice capable of improvement.

Because the sin is less. The debauching a virgin may be her ruin, and make her for life unhappy.

Because the compunction is less. The having made a young girl miserable may give you frequent bitter reflection; none of which can attend the making an old woman happy.

8thly and lastly. They are so grateful!

[QUOTE=SteveBlack; 1799198]Not to sound like I have it all figured out, but when I want a good BJ, I always go for the bigger girls or the uglier girls. I prefer to avoid the young ones, too. I am rarely disappointed with this method, as they seem to try harder, and usually have lots of experience.

The strippers who are 9s and 10s regularly disappoint me when it comes to dances; be it lappers, grinders or extras. Some put on a good show, but usually they just try to get by on their looks.[/QUOTE]Totally agree. I have had a few exceptions to the rule you mention, but it has been pretty rare. The mid range girls typically do try harder to make you happy. The hot young ones normally don't care. I have also found that black girls typically provide better customer service.

[QUOTE=M02499;1800865]Totally agree. I have had a few exceptions to the rule you mention, but it has been pretty rare. The mid range girls typically do try harder to make you happy. The hot young ones normally don't care. I have also found that black girls typically provide better customer service.[/QUOTE]I agree with you on better service at least for me it works.

Which clubs open the earliest, I'm going to have some afternoon time to fill & most it seems don't open till 6?

So any open around 3?

Thanks for help. I'm not from Det

[QUOTE=TheBrad69; 1801830]Which clubs open the earliest, I'm going to have some afternoon time to fill & most it seems don't open till 6?

So any open around 3?

Thanks for help. I'm not from Det[/QUOTE]The "Hamilton" clubs open at noon. Bogarts, Henry's both North and South. Pretty sure that BT's and Pantheion in Dearborn are open early, too. The 8 mile clubs, not so much. The Hamilton clubs are busiest of the bunch as they have been open 364 days from noon to 2 am since the first cave women were stripping out of their mastodon bikinis and twirling around pole made of mammoth tusks. The downside is that some of the women dancing there are not too many generations removed from their Paleolithic ancestors

[QUOTE=JDirt;1800733]I heard Cody (tall, thin, blond, with lots of ink) from BT's OD. She was a nice girl but that H is a MF.[/QUOTE]Damn. Sux. Is she the same Cody I read on here that worked at Toychest? I never saw her to my knowledge, but I have read here about a Cody at BT's and TC.

[QUOTE=Big Puff Daddy;1802415]Damn. Sux. Is she the same Cody I read on here that worked at Toychest? I never saw her to my knowledge, but I have read here about a Cody at BT's and TC.[/QUOTE]It must be the Cody that works at BT's. I don't believe Cody at TC had many if any Tattoos.

I have noticed lately that a number of Landing Strip dancers have been showing up at BT's, The Coliseum and even the The Pantheon. To my delight one of the dancers who once lectured me about expecting extras is now working at the Silver Cricket. I tried to pretend that I didn't remember her but she immediately blew that plan out of the water by calling me by name. She grabbed my hand and walked me to the VIP. Once behind the curtains I told her she was moving too fast. I told her that I was not going to pay for a "clean dance" at the Silver Cricket. She reached in my pocket and pulled out $20 and then said "I'm going to make you happy but only because I feel you needa little encouragement. I started to complain about the cash grab but she started playing with my little soldier and latter finished him

Off swallowing every drop. I felt vindicated and will now I am going to go after every "clean dancer" who turned me down at the LandingStrip.

She's a young maybe 19-year-old white peeler with nice perky cees and a great azz. Talks with a slight slushy lisp. Wanted 300 for FS. As there was no one else in the club that interested me and I was on a tight schedule I agreed to her exorbitant fee of 150 for BBBJ. Technique was average and service was rushed. To get as much of my money's worth as possible I made a point of holding out extra long by thinking not only about baseball but about the Tigers bullpen. Might repeat for FS if I can talk her down.

Young slightly curvy 5'3" white peeler with natural Cees and a few tattoos. Negotiated 120 for top and bottom. Excellent and enthusiastic service. Lots of Dfk, great BBBJ with dt and bls, plus FS in k9, then back to bbbjtcws for 120. I almost popped early in her tight snizz as I struggled to make it last. I would repeat right now if I could. I'd say she's only about 7 in looks, but a 10 in performance.

A classic!

[QUOTE=HeywoodJablomi;1804267]To get as much of my money's worth as possible I made a point of holding out extra long by thinking not only about baseball but about the Tigers bullpen.[/QUOTE]

Went around world with Paradise. 5' 10' black beauty. She so easy going. Not the best BJ in the world. I'm surprised there's no other reports on her. Third time so I think I'm done but for $ is hard to beat the all access.

My arrival time was 2:45 there were 11 dancers (two 8's, a few 7's, and a lot of 6's) with about 20 customers. Shortly after I received my beer I was approached by two dancers that I wasn't interested in so after 15 minutes of hanging out Jordan (late 20's, white, brunette, slightly curvy body with C-cup natural tits) approached me after her stage set. We had a brief chat and she offered a BJ for .8 and I told her that I was a FS guy and she offered FS for $.5 then she agreed to $.1 total. In the VIP she started with a CBJ for a song, her skills were decent. While she was giving me a BJ I did some FIV to warm her up. She then placed on a cover and we did K9 for about a song, I pounded her hard (she was fairly tight) and she rubbed her clit while I was railing her and she came all over the bottom of my T-shirt, dirty girl. Next we did CG for about a song then she climbed off for RCG (she did mention doing greek but that's not my thing) and after another song of action I finished inside of her and she kept going for a minute or two. We chatted a little afterwards and she said that she enjoyed our session and liked cumming all over my rod. Overall Jordan is a decent looking dancer that provides solid action, not a bad way to spend some time on a rainy Monday afternoon. Total time at the bar was just under 45 minutes. Other costs were .05 admission, .0775 for a beer with tip, and. 10 VIP tax. I have this week off from work so maybe I'll hit up the FC for some more fun tomorrow afternoon.

[QUOTE=HeywoodJablomi;1804267]She's a young maybe 19-year-old white peeler with nice perky cees and a great azz. Talks with a slight slushy lisp. Wanted 300 for FS. As there was no one else in the club that interested me and I was on a tight schedule I agreed to her exorbitant fee of 150 for BBBJ. Technique was average and service was rushed. To get as much of my money's worth as possible I made a point of holding out extra long by thinking not only about baseball but about the Tigers bullpen. Might repeat for FS if I can talk her down.[/QUOTE]I talked to her only once, and that was around November. She started out offering 250 FS or 150 BJ. She would not budge off her prices. There are plenty of girls there who I found attractive and I could get for 100 to 150 FS so I declined. Then she came around an hour later after she failed to get anyone at her high prices. I don't know if she was about to come down or what, but just as she sat down I spotted a dancer from another club who I had not seen in 2 years but I've seen OTC back then. So I went and snagged her instead. Courtney is a cutie though.

White, Dark haired with curls, tight body, mid 20s. Very hot action, LFK, DATY, BBBJ, CFS. Saw her before and the small VIP was not big enough so went for the larger VIP ($20). BJ Skills are good not awesome or anything but good. Tight box firm everywhere else no to small, just right IMHO. Have to be on your toes. She tries to manipulate you. Case in point, spent most of the night talking and drinking. Around 11:30 we go for the VIP and spend almost an hour. She does a nice warm up and then we get busy. After we are done, I lay down $$. We never talked about what it would be and I offered what I felt it was worth. I enjoyed myself and was not rushed at all. So she asks is she could "borrow" $250 and that she would pay it back that night. It's 12:30 we have been hanging out for 2. 5 hours. No way was I going to borrow her anything. So, it you want a most excellent ride go check her out. She is fun and good at what she does. She could be great if she was a little smarter. Just remember where you are at and what is going on and you will have a great time. I have no problem buying drinks or shots cause I like to drink a little and it loosens everything up. Loan a dancer money? Mmmmm no.

[QUOTE=Weezon;1804804]Went around world with Paradise. 5' 10' black beauty. She so easy going. Not the best BJ in the world. I'm surprised there's no other reports on her. Third time so I think I'm done but for $ is hard to beat the all access.[/QUOTE]I think I posted about her last year. On my last trip I wish I'd seen her instead of going to bogarts. She's one of a few that's never ever in a rush in the VIP, atleast with me, which I love.

[QUOTE=DetLurker;1804926]White, Dark haired with curls, tight body, mid 20s. Very hot action, LFK, DATY, BBBJ, CFS. Saw her before and the small VIP was not big enough so went for the larger VIP ($20). BJ Skills are good not awesome or anything but good. Tight box firm everywhere else no to small, just right IMHO. Have to be on your toes. She tries to manipulate you. Case in point, spent most of the night talking and drinking. Around 11:30 we go for the VIP and spend almost an hour. She does a nice warm up and then we get busy. After we are done, I lay down $$. We never talked about what it would be and I offered what I felt it was worth. I enjoyed myself and was not rushed at all. So she asks is she could "borrow" $250 and that she would pay it back that night. It's 12:30 we have been hanging out for 2. 5 hours. No way was I going to borrow her anything. So, it you want a most excellent ride go check her out. She is fun and good at what she does. She could be great if she was a little smarter. Just remember where you are at and what is going on and you will have a great time. I have no problem buying drinks or shots cause I like to drink a little and it loosens everything up. Loan a dancer money? Mmmmm no.[/QUOTE]Sounds like the same chick I ran into last year at the HC before all the changes. She pulled the same kind of stuff with me."Loan me $100. I want to spend the night with you." Yeah, right. She also has a tramp stamp with a rose in the middle.

Thanks for the report. I've been wondering where she landed.

Was in your great town a few weeks ago and had a couple days to play around. Monday afternoon, visited H8's N (always thought this was the S location but found out otherwise). Last time I was here place was really dumpy but this visit was much different. Around 2pm, full of customers and dancers. Most fairly attractive and since girls were busy with what I assume were regulars, headed out to Bogies.

Decided to stop in FC first. Very slow day, girls were very attractive but way too much for me. Plus, I kind of like the seedier side like Bogies has to offer. Did get a beautiful blonde (sorry I don't remember names) offer to start at $$.5, and told her that was way over my budget and time to move on.

Went across the street, had a beer and settled in. Fairly disappointed in what was dancing that day, or at least that I could see, so finally settled on attractive 6-7 light redhead. Told her I wanted BBBJ and had. 7 total. Also wanted a warm up dance first before the deed. Definitely helps to RTFF and many thanks to those who contribute on here for that specific advice.

Paid the tax, went up, got a great dance and then she began. Sat at my feet and while I was trying to touch, she stood up and got on my side so I could play with the kitty. Super wet and lots of fun. Gave her the heads up and she pulled up and stroked me into a hankie she had. Lots of fun.

After dinner decided to give the Landing Strip a visit. Not usually a late night visitor to these establishments but was bored so what the heck. Cute black spinner offered lots of fun for $.5, but I was only there for a beer. Wanted to save my cash for Tuesday and back to H8's.

Tuesday afternoon. 2pm again and wow. Kelsey, I believe, is the name of the skinny blonde with bolt on's discussed here. Super hot in my book. Tipped at stage and she told me to sit down and she will be right over. Came over, gave a little handshake and asked what I wanted. Her body is amazing and she has a southern drawl, so it took all my willpower to not give her all my cash right away. Went in the back, nice little dance and nice BBBJ for $. Usually more than I pay but like I said, I was smitten.

Couple meetings later and back to Bogies. If this place was in my town I would be broke broke broke!

Some girl drama going on between a super drunk / drugged out chick and a hot little short thing. Hot little shortie left in a huff before I had the pleasure, so I settled on a younger chubby girl for some bbbjws for. 6.

Hoping to come back in a month or so. Love your town. You guys don't realize the gold mine you have so keep it going!

Stay safe. MoPutt

Yep thats her, forgot to mention the tramp stamp. I don't recognize HC. Which club was that?

[QUOTE=SlackerFreak; 1805550]Sounds like the same chick I ran into last year at the HC before all the changes. She pulled the same kind of stuff with me."Loan me $100. I want to spend the night with you." Yeah, right. She also has a tramp stamp with a rose in the middle.

Thanks for the report. I've been wondering where she landed.[/QUOTE]

I am just back from Bogarts, and saw both Raquel and Kayla.

Raquel was very busy. So I can't get dance from her. While Kayla asked me for dances, but she is not my type.

There was another brunette which also very busy. Her body is just ok, but she has very cute face with glasses which is my weakness.

Her name is Christina. If anyone has info about her, please share.

[QUOTE=Passenger; 1799670]For those of you who queried in the not too distant past.

I bring you tidings of great joy!

Raquel the hot little spinner blonde with superb body is at Bogarts tonight. She is with her roommate, Kayla a very cute spinner brunette. Her roommate is lacking in the boon department, but has a killer ass.

Apparently she returned last week, perhaps the week before; she plans to dance one or two times per week.

Enjoy![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DetLurker;1805859]Yep thats her, forgot to mention the tramp stamp. I don't recognize HC. Which club was that?[/QUOTE]HC = Hustler Club. But since last year's changes, like removing the doors from the VIP rooms, no one goes there anymore and it rarely gets talked about.

[QUOTE=DetLurker;1805859]Yep thats her, forgot to mention the tramp stamp. I don't recognize HC. Which club was that?[/QUOTE]Hustler Club I'd guess.

Rolled in to Bogart's for 10bux dance day around 7; 15pm. I wanted to see day shift but just couldn't get past the work thing to make it on time. I was very happy with the scenery in the club. About 6 to 8 girls I think and none were fugly at all. I liked Miami really well. Long blonde curly hair, a few extra pounds but she wears them well, and it suck getting old as I can't remember any of the other names. One blond had a lovely body and nice see size boobs, a light skinned aa girl, pretty face and nice toned body. But only Miami asked me for a dance and I just had sat down so I wanted to chill and enjoy the other visual treats first.

I don't know if I gave off a negative vibe but she and only one other girl even stopped by to ask about dances. I didn't get the usual flirting, handshakes, or any of the things you come to love about bogies, h8 and johns. And interestingly enough, there were quite a few more patrons than dancers, but not a lot heading for the VIP. Maybe the girls wanted to settle into the evening before the true hustling began. I will be back to try again. I do like the vibe of the place. Only real complaint is that the girls were on stage for at least four songs, maybe five if I was counting right.

Last evening I made my stop at Silver Cricket at 5 PM for a quick beer and mostly relaxations. But this place is a big joke, there was hardly 4 gals and everyone looked 5 on scale of 10 with unattractive features. I really gulped on my beer and made my way out.

Which is the hottest SC right now? Bang for the buck.

Anyone know if any clubs will be open on July 4th?